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Why don't soccer players have set plays for corner kicks

They just flop around like idiots and kick the ball away eve...
Misunderstood Business Firm
  07/19/26
lol tyvmft Doodikoff
Poppy talking church
  07/19/26
They should do more shots on goal imo. It’s almost lik...
free-loading state
  07/19/26
they do. on every corner. the kicker aims for a specific zon...
rough-skinned nighttime sex offender
  07/19/26
They do you just don’t understand the game and can&rsq...
disturbing senate half-breed
  07/19/26
I want to like soccer but the offsides rule is so fucking st...
Tripping location
  07/19/26
but football has offside too. so do rugby, lacrosse, and ice...
rough-skinned nighttime sex offender
  07/19/26
The offsides shit is so fucking stupid. It shouldn’t ...
Misunderstood Business Firm
  07/19/26
woudlnt entire team camp enemy goal then
aphrodisiac bronze abode
  07/19/26
What
Misunderstood Business Firm
  07/19/26
youd hav e an incentive to place your players next to the go...
Shivering Ruddy Son Of Senegal
  07/19/26
(Arteta)
Nubile insanely creepy ceo
  07/19/26


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Date: July 19th, 2026 5:09 PM
Author: Misunderstood Business Firm

They just flop around like idiots and kick the ball away every time there is a corner kick

Seems like they should maybe plan some plays for those corner kicks, seems like an opportunity to score

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Date: July 19th, 2026 5:17 PM
Author: Poppy talking church

lol tyvmft Doodikoff

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Date: July 19th, 2026 5:21 PM
Author: free-loading state

They should do more shots on goal imo. It’s almost like the places in the world that Don’t Do Anything are the best at soccer. Because that’s the whole point or something. Like you have to shrewdly bide your time for 90 minutes and never try to score. America/China/Japan all suck at this sport.

“In professional soccer, a team averages about 4 to 5 shots on goal (shots on target) per match. Teams typically take between 12 and 15 total shots per game, meaning roughly 30% to 35% of all shots hit the target, with the remaining attempts blocked or missing the frame entirely”

I can’t explain why they miss so often but they do it on purpose imho

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Date: July 19th, 2026 5:23 PM
Author: rough-skinned nighttime sex offender

they do. on every corner. the kicker aims for a specific zone and the players do picks and decoys, etc.

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Date: July 19th, 2026 5:29 PM
Author: disturbing senate half-breed

They do you just don’t understand the game and can’t read what’s happening

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Date: July 19th, 2026 5:32 PM
Author: Tripping location

I want to like soccer but the offsides rule is so fucking stupid to me. When I found out about it I was perplexed. Should a football team be punished for having fast players and throwing a hail mary? Retard shit.



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Date: July 19th, 2026 5:34 PM
Author: rough-skinned nighttime sex offender

but football has offside too. so do rugby, lacrosse, and ice hockey.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884249&forum_id=2Elisa#50010578)



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Date: July 19th, 2026 6:23 PM
Author: Misunderstood Business Firm

The offsides shit is so fucking stupid. It shouldn’t matter

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Date: July 19th, 2026 6:25 PM
Author: aphrodisiac bronze abode

woudlnt entire team camp enemy goal then

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5884249&forum_id=2Elisa#50010673)



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Date: July 19th, 2026 6:26 PM
Author: Misunderstood Business Firm

What

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Date: July 19th, 2026 6:28 PM
Author: Shivering Ruddy Son Of Senegal

youd hav e an incentive to place your players next to the goal for the whole game and have the goalie just do long kicks. it would be even more boring than it is now

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Date: July 19th, 2026 5:33 PM
Author: Nubile insanely creepy ceo

(Arteta)

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