Date: July 25th, 2026 12:22 PM Author: Penis Head (oppose bitchbois)
Same as Joe Kent's -- declare the Most Powerful Victory in US history and leave:
"And so we call it the most powerful victory, or people sometimes call it the MPV for short. And people say "Sir, don't you mean the MVP?" and I say no its the MPV. A lot of people are saying that I should be the MVP but I don't know. Maybe they'll say I'm the MVP of the MPV, who the hell knows? But we did obtain the most powerful victory in the history of America, and perhaps the world."