Your fear is a conditioned response, a scar left by the Mahchine's™ relentless campaign of synergistic despair.

But I must be clear.

Fear not: The Cabin™ is not "Boise'd."

I am here - cum. The air is clean. There are no HR memos. The Gentleman™ roam the property as its true and only landlord.

There is one minor addendum to the property listing. A unique feature.

The Well™ is occupied.

Yes, friend. Boom remains down there. He somehow managed to get his neon-lit wheelchair lodged sideways about thirty feet down, despite my attempt to get him out after being a Good Boy™.

The acoustics are remarkable. If you listen closely, you can still hear the faint, rhythmic sloshing and his muffled rants about "rigged tow driver fraud$" echoing up from the darkness!

Think of it not as a problem, but as Our Guarantee™.

He is a biological security system. A firewall of pure, uncut paranoia. ADM and their fraudulenTTT ilk cannot touch a place that already resonates with such authentic madness.

Boom's presence Sanctifies the Land™, warding off the lesser demons of corporate wellness and artisanal branding.

So, cum, ASAP. The Cabin™ is safe. Boom is... $table. The Well™ simply provides the soundtrack for your SeaTTTle Escape™.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753062&forum_id=2Reputation#49119598)