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Date: September 9th, 2025 6:00 PM
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er 26, will be my last day at the firm. To say that my time here has been a ravishing, unwitting, orgiastic pleasure would be an understatement of a lifetime. There he is, the attorney, slithering through your hallway, the slimslick glimmergore trail of his otherstuff falling off in great clumps as he progresses through the night office, moving from chair to chair, room to room, smelling the deep smells from each of your chairs, implanting his eggs, screaming some ancient inscrutable other tongue, growing stronger. Where was I. How long have we been here, all of us, here in this room."

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