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heady primrose stead
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ugh man. in college i met this cute girl at the bookstore an...
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I remember my sister and I deliberately deleting each others...
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our parents even got us our own phone line- 1992 dreaming
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Can't believe I missed this poast, Ho Lee Fuk
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aren't you fancy (tony soprano's mom)
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Lol'd IRL, tyft
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This poast blew my mind, not flame
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:10 AM
Author: heady primrose stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#42882671)



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:15 AM
Author: slippery elastic band native

ugh man. in college i met this cute girl at the bookstore and gave her my #. she left a message when i was out, but because i bought the cheapest piece of shit answering machine her message got garbled after the first few seconds ("hey, we met at the bookstore..."). so i didn't have her # or name and never saw her again. she probably thinks i ghosted her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#42882683)



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:52 AM
Author: heady primrose stead

"And once again, after who knows what aeons of the silence and dark, the birds will sing and the waters flow, and lights and shadows move across the hills,

And the faces of our friends laugh upon us with amazed recognition."

All wholesome misunderstandings will have their day in the sun, thank Goodness!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#42882726)



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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: heady primrose stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#42944243)



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
Author: heady primrose stead



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Date: September 16th, 2021 6:53 AM
Author: heady primrose stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#43124776)



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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:44 AM
Author: chrome institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#43174757)



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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:46 AM
Author: heady primrose stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#43174768)



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Date: February 7th, 2026 12:55 AM
Author: Contagious tattoo

Couldn't you have checked your bill to see what number called?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#49653016)



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:16 AM
Author: Sienna Boiling Water Gaming Laptop

My mom once recorded an answering machine greeting where she yelled at my brother that she didn't know how he was getting home from his friend's house and to call her from a pay phone. She left it on there and we kept getting messages like "Uh..... Hi, this is Rachel calling for Mr. Sickly from Dr. Blah blah..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#42882686)



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 4:00 AM
Author: heady primrose stead

LOL. Speaking of wholesome misunderstandings - truly the kind of thing that could only happen in the 90s.

My first relationship happened at the turn of the 21st century, and I remember frequently using payphones at the mall and/or promenade type places to arrange pick up times with our parents.

And I also distinctly remember feeling reluctant to get a cellphone, even when my parents, my sisters, and my girlfriend's sisters all wanted me to have one.

My junior high girlfriend and I knew that something valuable was being lost - living in a reality unmediated by screens - and held out as long as we could. (She's a Mediterranean Catholicmo - coincidence? I don't think so. All heart.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#42882731)



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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: heady primrose stead



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
Author: heady primrose stead



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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:47 AM
Author: heady primrose stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#43183891)



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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:04 AM
Author: Peach immigrant

"You've reached the..."

entire intact, white nuclear family together: "Johnson family! Leave a message!"

*lib shudders*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#43194579)



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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:07 AM
Author: heady primrose stead

😂😂😂

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#43194586)



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Date: September 30th, 2021 12:02 AM
Author: heady primrose stead



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Date: September 30th, 2021 4:52 PM
Author: heady primrose stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#43202536)



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Date: September 30th, 2021 4:54 PM
Author: Big gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#43202544)



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Date: September 30th, 2021 5:23 PM
Author: heady primrose stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#43202647)



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Date: October 17th, 2021 9:26 PM
Author: heady primrose stead

!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#43288109)



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Date: November 27th, 2021 12:51 AM
Author: heady primrose stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#43515330)



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Date: November 27th, 2021 2:52 AM
Author: heady primrose stead

LMAO at this planet...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#43515656)



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Date: November 28th, 2021 7:56 PM
Author: heady primrose stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#43523933)



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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:43 AM
Author: heady primrose stead



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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:47 AM
Author: Peach immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#43525655)



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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:52 AM
Author: heady primrose stead

!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#43525672)



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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:49 PM
Author: Sooty Fighting Ratface Legal Warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#49639864)



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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:50 PM
Author: heady primrose stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#49639870)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:37 PM
Author: Swashbuckling canary parlour newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#49652472)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:43 PM
Author: heady primrose stead



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 5:03 AM
Author: Irradiated university

I remember my sister and I deliberately deleting each others' messages

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#42882772)



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Date: August 3rd, 2021 1:09 AM
Author: heady primrose stead

This sounds like something out of Charlie Brown or John Hughes: 180!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#42887666)



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Date: August 3rd, 2021 6:21 AM
Author: Irradiated university

our parents even got us our own phone line- 1992 dreaming

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#42888212)



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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:18 AM
Author: heady primrose stead

Can't believe I missed this poast, Ho Lee Fuk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#42944234)



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 8:36 AM
Author: diverse jet-lagged brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#42883021)



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 8:49 AM
Author: anal ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#42883064)



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Date: August 8th, 2021 5:48 AM
Author: heady primrose stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#42914998)



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Date: August 14th, 2021 7:55 AM
Author: heady primrose stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#42944196)



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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: Adventurous Becky Church

aren't you fancy (tony soprano's mom)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#42944246)



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Date: August 15th, 2021 11:46 AM
Author: heady primrose stead

Lol'd IRL, tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#42950183)



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Date: August 15th, 2021 11:49 AM
Author: gold floppy place of business

Asking operator to do an emergency cut-in so your mom can come pick you up from the mall.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#42950197)



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Date: August 15th, 2021 12:34 PM
Author: heady primrose stead

180000000000000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#42950447)



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Date: August 16th, 2021 1:26 AM
Author: heady primrose stead



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Date: August 16th, 2021 3:16 AM
Author: heady primrose stead



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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:04 PM
Author: heady primrose stead



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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:08 PM
Author: Geriatric offensive meetinghouse hissy fit

Strong thread/moniker synergy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#42969803)



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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:08 PM
Author: heady primrose stead

;-)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#42969808)



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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:10 PM
Author: Electric Field

Weird how voice mail used to be something to look forward to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#42969813)



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Date: August 18th, 2021 5:55 PM
Author: gold floppy place of business

Someone in a neighborhood group found a phone and this boomer recommended he call the number and leave a voicemail because people still check their voicemail.

I don't think I've checked a voicemail in years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#42970818)



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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:46 AM
Author: heady primrose stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#43183889)



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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:46 AM
Author: heady primrose stead



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Date: August 22nd, 2021 2:18 AM
Author: heady primrose stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#42989440)



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:18 PM
Author: heady primrose stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#43053100)



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
Author: medicated honey-headed yarmulke base

It was in my parents' bedroom. I would distinctly remember coming home from a weekend away, and all of us would crowd into their room as they played the messages. 180 family nostalgia.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#43053111)



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Date: September 13th, 2021 12:42 AM
Author: heady primrose stead



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Date: September 13th, 2021 6:06 AM
Author: heady primrose stead

This poast blew my mind, not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#43107001)



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Date: September 13th, 2021 6:07 AM
Author: heady primrose stead

As in, an honest-to-goodness Proustian portal to the past, pure wholesomeness on all levels, my friend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#43107002)



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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:44 AM
Author: chrome institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#43174759)



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Date: September 25th, 2021 7:48 PM
Author: heady primrose stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#43177601)



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Date: September 16th, 2021 4:43 AM
Author: heady primrose stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#43124696)



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Date: September 25th, 2021 5:03 AM
Author: heady primrose stead



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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:02 AM
Author: heady primrose stead



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Date: October 7th, 2021 11:32 PM
Author: heady primrose stead



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Date: October 17th, 2021 9:29 PM
Author: Ocher appetizing property party of the first part

[your dad, hoping he can lunge for the button before you or your mom]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#43288116)



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Date: October 19th, 2021 10:54 PM
Author: heady primrose stead

😂😂😂

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#43299359)



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Date: October 24th, 2021 8:55 PM
Author: heady primrose stead



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Date: November 26th, 2021 9:14 PM
Author: heady primrose stead



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Date: August 19th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: medicated honey-headed yarmulke base



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Date: August 20th, 2025 11:21 PM
Author: heady primrose stead



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Date: August 21st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: medicated honey-headed yarmulke base



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Date: August 21st, 2025 1:49 PM
Author: heady primrose stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#49200780)



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Date: October 24th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: heady primrose stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#49372624)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: heady primrose stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#49375825)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: heady primrose stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#49375827)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: heady primrose stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#49375828)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:13 PM
Author: heady primrose stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#49375830)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:18 PM
Author: amber disturbing wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#49375842)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: heady primrose stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#49376322)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:25 PM
Author: cyan fragrant halford

*is young biglaw associate who went camping over the weekend*

*checks work voicemail at 6 am Monday*

"You have ... 24 ... new voicemails."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#49375859)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: heady primrose stead

Okay, I lol'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#49376324)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:26 PM
Author: cyan fragrant halford

*listens to caller's 5-7 minute rambling voicemail about important matter that finishes with, "anyway, please call me ASAP at [recites number in slurring voice at breakneck speed]"*

*sighs*

*hits 'repeat voicemail' button*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#49376404)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: heady primrose stead

On the bright side, 5-7 minute rambling to make sense of against all odds - and even endlessly repeatable once in a while due to its "180"ness - is mystically similar, in a certain sense, to his other time consuming interest outside the modern white collar services professions, mysteriously known as: "ZoZo"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#49376409)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:30 PM
Author: cyan fragrant halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#49376411)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:30 PM
Author: heady primrose stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#49376412)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:31 PM
Author: heady primrose stead

I really like it here in case I didn't make that clear, my genuinely witty and insightful pumo brother in arms

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#49376414)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:36 PM
Author: cyan fragrant halford

o it's clear brother.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#49376428)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:37 PM
Author: heady primrose stead

<3<3<3

Gorgeous noblesse oblige on your part, which I had a feeling about given your sense of humor, unironically :-)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#49376435)



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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:29 PM
Author: heady primrose stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#49639794)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 7:51 PM
Author: heady primrose stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#49652305)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:25 PM
Author: shimmering tantric alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#49652439)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: heady primrose stead

Battle Diaper Alita (tp) recording your Answering Machine greeting (tp, to be perfectly clear)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#49652462)



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Date: February 7th, 2026 12:47 AM
Author: heady primrose stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#49653001)



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Date: February 8th, 2026 10:09 PM
Author: heady primrose stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#49657164)



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Date: February 11th, 2026 11:29 PM
Author: heady primrose stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#49664938)



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Date: February 12th, 2026 5:24 PM
Author: heady primrose stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#49666650)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 3:50 PM
Author: More frutiger aero than frutiger aero tp, tp. (tp)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#49694871)



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Date: February 28th, 2026 12:30 PM
Author: More frutiger aero than frutiger aero tp, tp. (tp)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#49702519)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:14 PM
Author: More frutiger aero than frutiger aero tp, tp. (tp)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#49706781)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:19 PM
Author: Long PlayroomPoon Clown Conniption ( )



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#49706795)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:19 PM
Author: More frutiger aero than frutiger aero tp, tp. (tp)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#49706796)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:28 PM
Author: Metal Up Your Ass

a girl called long-distance from hawaii while on vacation for spring break with her family and left me a message. i can still hear the nervousness in her voice. now i delete voicemails without even listening to them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#49706824)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:30 PM
Author: More frutiger aero than frutiger aero tp, tp. (tp)

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5647441&mc=6&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#49706828)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:47 PM
Author: Metal Up Your Ass

i initially read that as G.C. Charlatan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#49706889)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 10:16 PM
Author: More frutiger aero than frutiger aero tp, tp. (tp)

Bob Vylan and GC Charlatan meeting in Interstellar bookshelf realm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#49706974)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:44 PM
Author: Guy Debord

How do you say I miss you to an answering machine?

How do you say good night to an answering machine?

How do you say I'm lonely to an answering machine?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#49706880)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:46 PM
Author: More frutiger aero than frutiger aero tp, tp. (tp)

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#49706886)