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Houston attorney being sought on BEASTIALITY charges

After he accidentally produced videos in litigation. http...
frisky theater partner
  05/22/26
superior anglo culture
Odious milk
  05/24/26
a white nationalist might argue that the positive white ster...
Odious milk
  05/24/26
dogfucking isnt a cumskin thing bro. dont stereotype them.
Odious milk
  05/24/26
white people are the most benevolent, humane, and civilized ...
Odious milk
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Wow yeah this one case totally refutes that generalization y...
Odious milk
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Oh, so one counterexample does refute a generalization? D...
Odious milk
  05/24/26
tons of chinks, niggers, and spics get caught fucking dogs e...
Odious milk
  06/10/26
the "West" doesn't exist. there's America and ther...
Odious milk
  06/10/26
Denise Frazier https://www.dailymail.com/news/article-1...
Odious milk
  06/26/26
yeah that is DEFINITELY an asian female dogfucker
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Website: https://www.swainlawtexas.com/about
frisky theater partner
  05/22/26
In case you are wondering, yes, you will find photos of his ...
frisky theater partner
  05/22/26
"Authorities say she positively identified both Swain a...
Titillating Point Sandwich
  05/22/26
Shipley the dog tp
frisky theater partner
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Clients not thrilled: https://x.com/captainelcapo/status/205...
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arousing stag film french chef
  05/22/26
His moniker?
copper irradiated scourge upon the earth
  05/22/26
Colt
frisky theater partner
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lime rebellious home clown
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Disco Fries
Magenta coldplay fan psychic
  05/22/26
“She then left him and took the dog with her”
Misunderstood autistic generalized bond national security agency
  05/22/26
Really puts the B in LGBTQ+
lime rebellious home clown
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awkward bawdyhouse
  05/23/26
But she was old enough in dog years!
lime rebellious home clown
  05/22/26
So a dog licking your cock is illegal now?
arousing stag film french chef
  05/22/26
I thought this was America
lime rebellious home clown
  05/22/26
it's usually spelled "bestiality" which is an inte...
Self-centered stage son of senegal
  05/22/26
(Guy who thinks about these things)
frisky theater partner
  05/22/26
Cums from the Latin bestialis ("of or relating to a bea...
Topaz aphrodisiac station marketing idea
  05/22/26
man's BEST friend
fantasy-prone sienna state fanboi
  05/22/26
SO WHEN WOMEN DO IT ITS FINE DOG PILL DENIED
Wine library
  05/22/26
Oh shit, this dude was balling: https://www.har.com/homedeta...
frisky theater partner
  05/22/26
all that space, wife still doesn't allow a dude a bit of pri...
Magenta coldplay fan psychic
  05/22/26
what a snoozefest. i'm not a texasmo, but 2.6 for that, in ...
pale pit
  05/22/26
It’s in the second best neighborhood.
frisky theater partner
  05/22/26
why does every room look so fucking tiny
Wine library
  05/22/26
Cpap in bedroom photo. Confirmed poaster.
Misunderstood autistic generalized bond national security agency
  05/22/26
Disco Fries, do NOT click the link
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frisky theater partner
  05/22/26
Yeah, and he had a really big house, too.
Garnet stead
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frisky theater partner
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Guessing it’s going to be on the market soon
frisky theater partner
  05/23/26
jfc no taste. what's even the point.
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That's awful. Range top on the kitchen island. TV just set o...
arousing stag film french chef
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mods
Mentally impaired sapphire genital piercing institution
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There's a lot of this going around. My friend had a client w...
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Where was he allowed to marry his dog?
Impressive diverse location
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Wasn't an official wedding. It was some kind of zoophilian o...
bonkers pervert depressive
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Amazing 🐶
Impressive diverse location
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This isn't a joke? What do you think was in the psychology o...
mahogany trailer park
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Not a joke. I have no idea why anyone would want to do this....
bonkers pervert depressive
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One of those rare things where you KNOW the perp is white.
Greedy gas station
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But wouldn’t have guessed man.
frisky theater partner
  05/22/26
lol
Titillating Point Sandwich
  05/22/26
Well, yeah, the dog was in the bedroom.
Garnet stead
  05/23/26
wife MAF because she caught the dog with an outside party
Wild stain range
  05/22/26
Apparently he was banging hookers too
frisky theater partner
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fruit of the poisonous tree, she had no right to put up thos...
Wild stain range
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Link?
frisky theater partner
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i'm just doing a classic law & order impersonation, it's...
Wild stain range
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Shrimp PoBoy leaking jizz
Federal feces main people
  05/22/26
https://x.com/bigangrylaw/status/2058084920803594310?s=46
frisky theater partner
  05/23/26
Watch out, he's out on bail: https://x.com/theshellbelle/sta...
frisky theater partner
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LMAO, the PETA people are considering protesting that he was...
frisky theater partner
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what's the actual statutory language of the crime he's charg...
Natalie Harp's husband
  08/19/26
His lawyer: https://www.cogdell-law.com/attorney/osso-anthon...
frisky theater partner
  05/24/26
That’s who you hire when you are FUCKED. There’...
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They have a pretty sick IG
frisky theater partner
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if they have him on video what does the defense even argue h...
Wild stain range
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Try to negotiate a favorable plea based on no prior record.
180 Sadistic Candlestick Maker Crotch
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Killself seems appropriate
boyish piazza
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The rare situation where the wife has a duty to commit an ho...
cobalt double fault rehab
  06/17/26
Shipley was asking for it.
frisky theater partner
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AI
Magenta coldplay fan psychic
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"Could've been a Korean boy..."
arousing stag film french chef
  05/24/26
The dog consented. Hire an expert in dog psychology. Maybe a...
fighting razzle national toilet seat
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what's the actual crime he's accused of?
Natalie Harp's husband
  08/19/26
He screwed the pooch
Emerald Ungodly Halford Pistol
  08/12/26
Took three months, but thank you for your contribution
a New York Times analysis of Reddit posts
  08/14/26
Is it true the wife punished the dog for cheating on her?
OldHLSDude
  08/14/26
beastiality doesnt seem like a crime if it doesnt hurt anyon...
VoteRepublican
  08/14/26


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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:13 PM
Author: frisky theater partner

After he accidentally produced videos in litigation.

https://x.com/theshellbelle/status/2057778672266817750?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49894322)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:26 PM
Author: Odious milk

superior anglo culture

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49899141)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:27 PM
Author: Odious milk

a white nationalist might argue that the positive white stereotypes are true and the negative ones (which are what you're referring to) are false. If you're so determined to go around telling everyone that the negative stereotypes are true, then you have to actually provide evidence for them, otherwise we can assume you're just another resentful third-worlder

Date: October 29th, 2025 11:02 PM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4307783&forum_id=2#49386554



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49899144)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:29 PM
Author: Odious milk

dogfucking isnt a cumskin thing bro. dont stereotype them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49899153)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:31 PM
Author: Odious milk

white people are the most benevolent, humane, and civilized of all the world's peoples, 1000x over.

whatever sins whites have committed, these are nothing next to the barbarisms of other races.

without the influence of whites, humanity would (will) exist in an animal state.

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4042432&forum_id=2#36554919

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49899164)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:37 PM
Author: Odious milk

Wow yeah this one case totally refutes that generalization you gigantic idiot

Date: October 8th, 2025 1:32 AM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5784144&forum_id=2#49333634

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49899176)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 11:03 PM
Author: Odious milk

Oh, so one counterexample does refute a generalization?

Date: June 10th, 2026 8:22 PM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1903735&forum_id=2#49929163

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49899283)



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Date: June 10th, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: Odious milk

tons of chinks, niggers, and spics get caught fucking dogs every day bro. its not a cumskin thing. DONT STEREOTYPE CUMSKINS!!!!1111

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49929205)



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Date: June 10th, 2026 11:19 PM
Author: Odious milk

the "West" doesn't exist. there's America and there's the third world.

Date: March 11th, 2026 10:29 AM

Author: dino bravo

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5844333&forum_id=2#49734282

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49929657)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 12:31 AM
Author: Odious milk

Denise Frazier

https://www.dailymail.com/news/article-11948195/Moment-Mississippi-woman-19-arrested-video-showing-having-intercourse-DOG.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49963539)



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Date: August 5th, 2026 11:26 PM
Author: Odious milk

yeah that is DEFINITELY an asian female dogfucker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#50048514)



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Date: August 6th, 2026 12:02 AM
Author: Odious milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#50048557)



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Date: August 6th, 2026 7:51 PM
Author: Odious milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#50050290)



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Date: August 6th, 2026 9:30 PM
Author: Odious milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#50050522)



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Date: August 10th, 2026 8:59 PM
Author: Odious milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#50059489)



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Date: August 12th, 2026 12:05 AM
Author: Odious milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#50062669)



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Date: August 13th, 2026 7:08 PM
Author: nyuug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#50066358)



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Date: August 19th, 2026 2:01 AM
Author: nyuug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#50077489)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 12:38 AM
Author: Odious milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49963546)



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Date: July 1st, 2026 1:12 AM
Author: Odious milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49972832)



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Date: June 14th, 2026 4:42 PM
Author: Odious milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49938223)



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Date: June 17th, 2026 9:12 PM
Author: Odious milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49945345)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 6:28 PM
Author: Odious milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49953839)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 9:09 PM
Author: Odious milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49954304)



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Date: May 27th, 2026 9:01 PM
Author: Odious milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49904544)



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Date: May 27th, 2026 10:56 PM
Author: Odious milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49904624)



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Date: May 28th, 2026 4:51 PM
Author: Odious milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49905354)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 8:40 PM
Author: Odious milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49913982)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 11:42 PM
Author: Odious milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49914244)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: Odious milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49916225)



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Date: June 7th, 2026 11:49 PM
Author: Odious milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49921504)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:14 PM
Author: frisky theater partner

Website: https://www.swainlawtexas.com/about

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49894325)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:16 PM
Author: frisky theater partner

In case you are wondering, yes, you will find photos of his teen daughters at the link.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49894888)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:15 PM
Author: Titillating Point Sandwich

"Authorities say she positively identified both Swain and the dog in the video."



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49894331)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:17 PM
Author: frisky theater partner

Shipley the dog tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49894339)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:19 PM
Author: frisky theater partner

Clients not thrilled: https://x.com/captainelcapo/status/2057866318011928948?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49894341)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:43 PM
Author: arousing stag film french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49894393)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:33 PM
Author: copper irradiated scourge upon the earth

His moniker?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49894372)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:34 PM
Author: frisky theater partner

Colt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49894376)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:36 PM
Author: lime rebellious home clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49894382)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:29 PM
Author: Provocative meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49894534)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:56 PM
Author: Wine library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49894592)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:39 PM
Author: Swollen den masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49894952)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:22 PM
Author: Magenta coldplay fan psychic

Disco Fries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49894902)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:39 PM
Author: Misunderstood autistic generalized bond national security agency

“She then left him and took the dog with her”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49894384)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:39 PM
Author: lime rebellious home clown

Really puts the B in LGBTQ+

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49894386)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:21 PM
Author: awkward bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49896189)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:41 PM
Author: lime rebellious home clown

But she was old enough in dog years!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49894390)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:43 PM
Author: arousing stag film french chef

So a dog licking your cock is illegal now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49894392)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:48 PM
Author: lime rebellious home clown

I thought this was America

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49894400)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:34 PM
Author: Self-centered stage son of senegal

it's usually spelled "bestiality" which is an interesting etymological question; why drop the "a" ?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49894548)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 5:05 PM
Author: frisky theater partner

(Guy who thinks about these things)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49894737)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 5:21 PM
Author: Topaz aphrodisiac station marketing idea

Cums from the Latin bestialis ("of or relating to a beast")

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49894764)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 8:49 PM
Author: fantasy-prone sienna state fanboi

man's BEST friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49895248)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:56 PM
Author: Wine library

SO WHEN WOMEN DO IT ITS FINE

DOG PILL DENIED

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49894593)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:19 PM
Author: frisky theater partner

Oh shit, this dude was balling: https://www.har.com/homedetail/11723-providence-park-houston-tx-77024/8806610

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49894892)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:23 PM
Author: Magenta coldplay fan psychic

all that space, wife still doesn't allow a dude a bit of privacy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49894904)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:26 PM
Author: pale pit

what a snoozefest. i'm not a texasmo, but 2.6 for that, in houston?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49894918)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:39 PM
Author: frisky theater partner

It’s in the second best neighborhood.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49894951)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:43 PM
Author: Wine library

why does every room look so fucking tiny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49894961)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:47 PM
Author: Misunderstood autistic generalized bond national security agency

Cpap in bedroom photo. Confirmed poaster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49894967)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:55 PM
Author: Titillating Point Sandwich

Disco Fries, do NOT click the link

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49894981)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:23 PM
Author: frisky theater partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49895055)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 11:28 AM
Author: Garnet stead

Yeah, and he had a really big house, too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49896118)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:21 PM
Author: frisky theater partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49896763)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:22 PM
Author: frisky theater partner

Guessing it’s going to be on the market soon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49896765)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:49 PM
Author: floppy center lettuce

jfc no taste. what's even the point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49896807)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 10:27 PM
Author: arousing stag film french chef

That's awful. Range top on the kitchen island. TV just set on a credenza. Bitch ass buck hanging in the office. Bed facing the wardrobe and can lights in the master and bath. Tiny pink porch with a tiny back yard. What a fucking disaster no wonder this dude was doing what he did.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49899251)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:21 PM
Author: Mentally impaired sapphire genital piercing institution

mods

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49894900)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:33 PM
Author: bonkers pervert depressive

There's a lot of this going around. My friend had a client who married his dog. After the client died the dog vanished, presumably hijacked by a fellow cynophilist. The great part is that nobody knew any of this until the female probate paralegal went to the home of the deceased to start inventorying the estate. There were pictures. To quote my friend,referring to the deceased's former doggie spouse, "She turned out to be a real bitch."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49894936)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:30 PM
Author: Impressive diverse location

Where was he allowed to marry his dog?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49895068)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:23 AM
Author: bonkers pervert depressive

Wasn't an official wedding. It was some kind of zoophilian organization that married people to animals and made out marriage certificates. Paralegal found the marriage certificate and the wedding photos. Forgot to ask about what the cake was made of. Tempted to make a woofer comment, but I'm no prize myself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49895725)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:30 AM
Author: Impressive diverse location

Amazing 🐶

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49895736)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:32 PM
Author: mahogany trailer park

This isn't a joke? What do you think was in the psychology of the guys who do this - any common patterns in dog fuckers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49895073)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:26 AM
Author: bonkers pervert depressive

Not a joke. I have no idea why anyone would want to do this. It must be a deeply rooted and not terribly uncommon human perversion, or variation if you prefer. There are bestiality porn sites and, as I discovered, associations of people with these inclinations. Lately we have furries, too. We need an abnormal psychologist to weigh in. Psychologists are all abnormal, but you get my drift.

Wikipedia opines, in part:

In many, if not most, jurisdictions, there is no legal precedent for marrying another animal, however; several individuals claim to have done so.

In 1992, an American man named Mark Matthews married his horse. He wrote a memoir describing the concealment of his zoophilia from his Methodist family.[9][10][11][12]

In 2005, an American man ordained with the Universal Life Church married humans and their pets.[13]

A British woman who married her dog created the website MarryYourPet.com, after she became ordained to marry humans with their pets, and has performed about 100 ceremonies.[13][14]

In 2005, another British woman reportedly married a dolphin.[15]

The Sudanese goat marriage incident made headlines in 2006, when a man was forced to marry a goat after being caught in a sexual interaction with it.[16]

Other reports of marriage include animals such as dogs, cats, frogs, and a dolphin.[17][18][19][20][21]

Other incidents of human animal relations took place in 2010, when 18-year-old Balinese man Ngurah Alit was found having sexual intercourse with a cow, who he claimed flirted with him.[22] As part of a Pecaruan ritual, the man was forced to marry the animal.[22] The ceremony was thought to cleanse the village of the immoral act of bestiality.[22] The cow was drowned in the ocean, while Alit's clothes were symbolically submerged in the sea as well.[22]

In 2013, a Brazilian man reportedly married a goat in a Satanic church after his plan was rejected by his evangelical church.[23]

In 2014, internet hoaxer Paul Horner staged a ceremony where he married his pet dog at the Chapel of Our Lady at the Presidio in San Francisco.[24] Many news outlets reported the incident as reality.[25][26]

See also



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49895730)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:34 PM
Author: Greedy gas station

One of those rare things where you KNOW the perp is white.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49894939)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:40 PM
Author: frisky theater partner

But wouldn’t have guessed man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49894955)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:56 PM
Author: Titillating Point Sandwich

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49894985)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 11:30 AM
Author: Garnet stead

Well, yeah, the dog was in the bedroom.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49896120)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:01 PM
Author: Wild stain range

wife MAF because she caught the dog with an outside party

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49895002)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:29 PM
Author: frisky theater partner

Apparently he was banging hookers too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49895066)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 8:58 PM
Author: Wild stain range

fruit of the poisonous tree, she had no right to put up those cameras. the tape is out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49895275)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 6:11 AM
Author: frisky theater partner

Link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49895899)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:14 PM
Author: Wild stain range

i'm just doing a classic law & order impersonation, it's probably not germane to the case at hand and this guy is really going to go to prison for animal cruelty in TEXAS for this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49896172)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:30 PM
Author: Federal feces main people

Shrimp PoBoy leaking jizz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49895070)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 9:45 AM
Author: frisky theater partner

https://x.com/bigangrylaw/status/2058084920803594310?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49896073)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:05 PM
Author: frisky theater partner

Watch out, he's out on bail: https://x.com/theshellbelle/status/2058569279746834937?s=20

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49898723)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:06 PM
Author: frisky theater partner

LMAO, the PETA people are considering protesting that he was granted bond.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49898727)



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Date: August 19th, 2026 2:08 AM
Author: Natalie Harp's husband

what's the actual statutory language of the crime he's charged with?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#50077499)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:10 PM
Author: frisky theater partner

His lawyer: https://www.cogdell-law.com/attorney/osso-anthony/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49898732)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:25 PM
Author: Buff heady locale yarmulke

That’s who you hire when you are FUCKED.

There’s another Houston lawyer who hired the same team for his upcoming trial (and that one has a missing body).

Another Houston lawyer hired these guys a couple years ago after he got caught poisoning his wife in a botched attempted abortion. He’s celebrating Memorial Day in the dormitory of century old prison farm down on the bayou.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49899140)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: frisky theater partner

They have a pretty sick IG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49899183)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 7:53 PM
Author: Wild stain range

if they have him on video what does the defense even argue here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49898996)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 8:00 PM
Author: 180 Sadistic Candlestick Maker Crotch

Try to negotiate a favorable plea based on no prior record.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49899008)



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Date: May 27th, 2026 9:28 PM
Author: boyish piazza

Killself seems appropriate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49904576)



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Date: June 17th, 2026 9:20 PM
Author: cobalt double fault rehab

The rare situation where the wife has a duty to commit an honor killing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49945378)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:22 PM
Author: frisky theater partner

Shipley was asking for it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49899136)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:40 PM
Author: Magenta coldplay fan psychic

AI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49899187)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 10:31 PM
Author: arousing stag film french chef

"Could've been a Korean boy..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49899254)



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Date: May 25th, 2026 11:24 AM
Author: fighting razzle national toilet seat

The dog consented. Hire an expert in dog psychology. Maybe a dog hypnotist. I don’t want to spend too much time thinking about this unless I’m getting paid.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49899877)



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Date: August 19th, 2026 2:08 AM
Author: Natalie Harp's husband

what's the actual crime he's accused of?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#50077502)



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Date: August 12th, 2026 12:16 AM
Author: Emerald Ungodly Halford Pistol

He screwed the pooch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#50062678)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 2:52 PM
Author: a New York Times analysis of Reddit posts

Took three months, but thank you for your contribution

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#50068063)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 2:59 PM
Author: OldHLSDude

Is it true the wife punished the dog for cheating on her?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#50068089)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 2:59 PM
Author: VoteRepublican (A true Chad!! where's your gf/wifew?)

beastiality doesnt seem like a crime if it doesnt hurt anyone and nobody knows about it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#50068093)