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Really sad. My wife is out of town with girls dance and I'm home alone with boys

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Ultramarine Marvelous Tank Temple
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Ur gonna lose it all, man.
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Living the dream
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What the hell is wrong with you
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Wife and I are very codependent. So bored. My neighbor is ha...
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The girls are out of the house so its time to bust out...the...
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Yeah it's my favorite movie. My oldest son will not watch in...
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I feel guilty even jerking off. And it's of pics of her! I c...
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Let's fire up tinychat so she can show all of us
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I honestly wouldn't care. I'm proud of her. She would smack ...
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Screen record your phone sesh and poast it for the bros
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I really miss her
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(goy dbg)
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bitch boi existence.
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rare cr bitchboi
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You're a fat pig
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This is extremely wrong and stupid, and I say this as a fan ...
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I’m probably splitting up with my wife. Coming back wa...
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You might be the only person I've ever met in any capacity w...
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Codependence is not love. He's just a soy with no dimensions...
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By this "logic" all love can be claimed to be &quo...
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I have so many of these
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Yeah I was drunk. Whoops. People could probably figure out w...
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I picture you as Channing Tatum in that street fighting movi...
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how many bottles of wine are you in now my dude?
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how old are your boys?
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10 and 6. I'm getting them up in 20 minutes. We're driving 2...
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seems like the age where they should have liked Princess Bri...
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2 hours? wtf? do you live in wyoming or something?
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Games are just north of Portland. I live in Seattle.
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why dont you just take them fishing or some shit and have th...
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This is unfathomable to me.
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I cannot fathom this, are you fucking pros? Celibate?
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I am celibate. I thought I was happy but I keep gaining weig...
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She fucked him and chugged the jizz.
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You clearly don't know me.
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Why would that made you angry?
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are u a woman?
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Yes.
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sodomize his wife on camera
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why are you emotionally invested in what this guy in particu...
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your wife is hot, so she probably gets hit on at least occas...
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I still really miss her. Call me a fag if you want.
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faggot, homo, loser, bitch
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Date: May 10th, 2024 10:37 PM
Author: Ultramarine Marvelous Tank Temple

We don't normally spend time away from each other. I bought some wine and tried to watch princess bride with my two boys. They weren't having it. I might jerk off later.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2Reputation#47652328)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 10:38 PM
Author: Insane Church Generalized Bond

Ur gonna lose it all, man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2Reputation#47652330)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 10:40 PM
Author: Ultramarine Marvelous Tank Temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2Reputation#47652335)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 10:38 PM
Author: pink institution

Living the dream

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2Reputation#47652329)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 10:38 PM
Author: Dull irradiated school antidepressant drug

What the hell is wrong with you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2Reputation#47652331)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 10:40 PM
Author: Ultramarine Marvelous Tank Temple

Wife and I are very codependent. So bored. My neighbor is having a bonfire. I thought about going over there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2Reputation#47652334)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 10:41 PM
Author: histrionic sick field

The girls are out of the house so its time to bust out...the princess bride?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2Reputation#47652338)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 10:43 PM
Author: Ultramarine Marvelous Tank Temple

Yeah it's my favorite movie. My oldest son will not watch inappropriate movies. I tried Terminator 2 last time and he bailed. Fag.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2Reputation#47652343)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 12:34 AM
Author: Massive Cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2Reputation#47652687)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 10:49 PM
Author: Ultramarine Marvelous Tank Temple

I feel guilty even jerking off. And it's of pics of her! I can wait until 10:00ish and she'll do a sex chat with me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2Reputation#47652355)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 11:27 PM
Author: Chrome theater

Let's fire up tinychat so she can show all of us

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2Reputation#47652566)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 11:29 PM
Author: Ultramarine Marvelous Tank Temple

I honestly wouldn't care. I'm proud of her. She would smack the fuck out of me for this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2Reputation#47652571)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 11:34 PM
Author: Chrome theater

Screen record your phone sesh and poast it for the bros

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2Reputation#47652581)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 11:56 PM
Author: Olive Awkward Site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2Reputation#47652623)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 11:26 PM
Author: Ultramarine Marvelous Tank Temple

I really miss her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2Reputation#47652562)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 11:27 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Puppy Abode

(goy dbg)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2Reputation#47652568)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 11:35 PM
Author: appetizing maniacal chapel legal warrant

bitch boi existence.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2Reputation#47652584)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 11:37 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Puppy Abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2Reputation#47652589)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 1:46 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Vermilion Legend National Security Agency

rare cr bitchboi

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2Reputation#47652725)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 9:07 AM
Author: Ultramarine Marvelous Tank Temple

You're a fat pig

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2Reputation#47653088)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 2:54 AM
Author: indigo business firm

This is extremely wrong and stupid, and I say this as a fan and supporter. The archetypal bitchboi experience is inceldom and constantly aching for the touch of a human female that will never be felt by bitchboi skin. The only married option is dead bedroom marriage with a wife that’s fucking the neighbor, the gardener and her trainer. There is no “I compulsively fuck my wife” version of bitchboidom, let alone a wife with an ass like the OP’s wife’s ass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2Reputation#47655052)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 11:36 PM
Author: Alcoholic Set

I’m probably splitting up with my wife. Coming back was a huge mistake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2Reputation#47652587)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 11:40 PM
Author: Rambunctious Lascivious Stead

You might be the only person I've ever met in any capacity who is in a lifelong relationship of genuine love in the way that they teach you what "love" is like when you're a little kid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2Reputation#47652593)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 11:43 PM
Author: Bipolar goyim space

Codependence is not love. He's just a soy with no dimensions to his character outside of being whipped by his wife.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2Reputation#47652595)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 11:46 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Puppy Abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2Reputation#47652604)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 11:48 PM
Author: Rambunctious Lascivious Stead

By this "logic" all love can be claimed to be "codependence"

I've met codependent couples who aren't actually in love with each other and they are way different from how gibberish describes his relationship with his wife

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2Reputation#47652609)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 11:55 PM
Author: Ultramarine Marvelous Tank Temple

I love my wife. I miss her when we're not together. I don't know how else to classify it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2Reputation#47652619)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 11:59 PM
Author: Olive Awkward Site

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2Reputation#47652629)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 12:06 AM
Author: Talented Duck-like Hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2Reputation#47652640)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 11:54 PM
Author: Ultramarine Marvelous Tank Temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2Reputation#47652614)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 12:00 AM
Author: Rambunctious Lascivious Stead

Your wife was your parole officer? 180 way to meet your soul mate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2Reputation#47652633)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 12:09 AM
Author: Ultramarine Marvelous Tank Temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2Reputation#47652643)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 12:23 AM
Author: Ultramarine Marvelous Tank Temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2Reputation#47652673)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 12:34 AM
Author: Ultramarine Marvelous Tank Temple

I have so many of these

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2Reputation#47652685)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 12:53 AM
Author: Ultramarine Marvelous Tank Temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2Reputation#47652699)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 10:00 AM
Author: Rambunctious Lascivious Stead

I'm glad you blanked all these, be careful what you write on here, you're a good dude and I don't want some psycho to out you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2Reputation#47653164)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 10:31 AM
Author: Ultramarine Marvelous Tank Temple

Yeah I was drunk. Whoops. People could probably figure out who I am with 5 mins of investigation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2Reputation#47653237)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 12:53 PM
Author: Dull irradiated school antidepressant drug

I picture you as Channing Tatum in that street fighting movie now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2Reputation#47653556)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 1:20 PM
Author: Talented Duck-like Hell

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2Reputation#47653612)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 11:55 PM
Author: Olive Awkward Site

how many bottles of wine are you in now my dude?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2Reputation#47652621)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 12:01 AM
Author: Ultramarine Marvelous Tank Temple

2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2Reputation#47652634)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 12:20 AM
Author: Olive Awkward Site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2Reputation#47652667)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 12:02 AM
Author: Beady-eyed Puppy Abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2Reputation#47652636)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 1:48 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Vermilion Legend National Security Agency

You should have taken your boys to Dave and Busters, get drunk and flirt while they play killer queen or whatever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2Reputation#47652726)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 1:48 AM
Author: razzmatazz property

It gives me a little smile and a flutter in my heart when I read about your love for your wife.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2Reputation#47652727)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 3:02 AM
Author: Exhilarant hospital

how old are your boys?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2Reputation#47652790)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 3:03 AM
Author: Impertinent Big-titted Background Story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2Reputation#47652795)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 6:51 AM
Author: Ultramarine Marvelous Tank Temple

10 and 6. I'm getting them up in 20 minutes. We're driving 2 hours to the ballfield. We're playing the best team in the state. I suspect we'll get creamed. My oldest was sick all night throwing up. My oldest daughter kept calling me because she's worried I won't make it to the games. That's ridiculous. I'm a huge fuck up but I get up in the morning and start the day right.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2Reputation#47652941)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 6:54 AM
Author: Exhilarant hospital

seems like the age where they should have liked Princess Bride..

I’m guessing you pulled an all nighter?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2Reputation#47652946)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 6:59 AM
Author: Ultramarine Marvelous Tank Temple

They've seen it 20+ times.

I slept. Just went for a run and left the boys home alone. I did long enough to break a sweat. I love that spring smell in the morning. Not going to drink today. It's boring if my wife isn't with me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2Reputation#47652954)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 7:00 AM
Author: Exhilarant hospital

👍👍👍

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2Reputation#47652955)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 1:20 PM
Author: Talented Duck-like Hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2Reputation#47653614)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 10:32 AM
Author: territorial stimulating senate

2 hours? wtf? do you live in wyoming or something?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2Reputation#47653241)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 10:33 AM
Author: Ultramarine Marvelous Tank Temple

Games are just north of Portland. I live in Seattle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2Reputation#47653243)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 10:35 AM
Author: territorial stimulating senate

why dont you just take them fishing or some shit and have them play regular little league instead of all this nonsense

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2Reputation#47653251)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 10:39 AM
Author: Ultramarine Marvelous Tank Temple

I hate watching regular little league. They are terrible. My son is a total dick and will throw his hat when kids botch a play. We're working on that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2Reputation#47653262)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 3:09 AM
Author: rose know-it-all kitchen

3 thoughts:

I don’t have sex with my wife or ever talk to her about sex.

My wife is taking my kids to my mother’s house this weekend so I don’t have to go.

It takes me a solid week of being away before I start to miss my family.

Bonus thought—calls home are dumb and a waste of time. I don’t think I called home once from Ireland.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2Reputation#47652797)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 6:51 AM
Author: Ultramarine Marvelous Tank Temple

This is unfathomable to me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2Reputation#47652942)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 8:28 AM
Author: primrose orchestra pit

I cannot fathom this, are you fucking pros? Celibate?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2Reputation#47653041)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 8:31 AM
Author: rose know-it-all kitchen

I am celibate. I thought I was happy but I keep gaining weight so that doesn’t seem to be the case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2Reputation#47653048)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 9:04 AM
Author: Ultramarine Marvelous Tank Temple

Are you the outback steakhouse guy? Don't you have kids? You must have sex sometimes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2Reputation#47653085)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 9:05 AM
Author: rough-skinned pale market persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2Reputation#47653086)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 1:21 PM
Author: Talented Duck-like Hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2Reputation#47653615)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 9:33 AM
Author: Violet arousing tanning salon

Just go throw them some pitches

At least you still have the boys. I hate it when they all leave. I don't get how the xo incels do it. I would go completely deranged, like even moreso

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2Reputation#47653104)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 9:37 AM
Author: Ultramarine Marvelous Tank Temple

Game is later now. Starts at noon. My kid does not look well. He puked all night and he's not one to get sick so it must be bad.

Two things keep me on the right path, my wife and going to work. My oldest daughter is getting close to my wife. She hates me though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2Reputation#47653111)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 9:38 AM
Author: titillating feces stage

This thread is so pathetic it’s hard to read

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2Reputation#47653112)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 9:41 AM
Author: Ultramarine Marvelous Tank Temple

So don't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2Reputation#47653118)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 9:42 AM
Author: titillating feces stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2Reputation#47653122)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 9:45 AM
Author: Ultramarine Marvelous Tank Temple

Sure. Oddly I don't give any fucks what you think. I hope you have a good day, sincerely.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2Reputation#47653126)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 9:49 AM
Author: titillating feces stage

Wtf you are replying to a blank post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2Reputation#47653135)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 9:51 AM
Author: Ultramarine Marvelous Tank Temple

I think it's odd you blanked that. It didn't offend me. And I reply to blank posts all the time btw.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2Reputation#47653137)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 10:08 AM
Author: titillating feces stage

Lol please put down the bottle brother you are hallucinating

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2Reputation#47653187)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 10:29 AM
Author: Ultramarine Marvelous Tank Temple

You're a weirdo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2Reputation#47653234)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 7:48 PM
Author: Fighting Aquamarine Area Hairy Legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2Reputation#47654512)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 10:28 AM
Author: Ultramarine Marvelous Tank Temple

Wife called me hysterical this morning. Some dance dad was hitting on her all night. She's freaked out. Wants me to drive her home. I can't and they're hours away. Fucker is a highschool teacher. I've tried to chat with him and he never says a word to me. He was probably waiting for me to leave. So fucking pissed right now. His wife is like a little mouse. Makes sense. I wanted to call him but my wife was insistent. I'm old and don't care about offending people. I will say something to him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2Reputation#47653232)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 10:33 AM
Author: Ultramarine Marvelous Tank Temple

I want to beat this fucker so bad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2Reputation#47653245)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 10:42 AM
Author: nighttime blood rage ceo

lol why do you care. Your wife is committed and hot enough that other dudes are interested in her. It’s normal for dudes to flirt with women.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2Reputation#47653271)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 10:45 AM
Author: Ultramarine Marvelous Tank Temple

I don't mind that. I know guys find her attractive. I don't like her crying on the phone at 7:00 in the morning.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2Reputation#47653279)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 12:50 PM
Author: Chrome theater

She's crying out of remorse. They definitely hooked up. And his dick is bigger.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2Reputation#47653549)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 5:08 PM
Author: Fighting Aquamarine Area Hairy Legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2Reputation#47654151)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 5:14 PM
Author: jet-lagged pungent stag film cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2Reputation#47654171)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 11:30 PM
Author: titillating feces stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2Reputation#47654873)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 12:44 AM
Author: Ultramarine Marvelous Tank Temple

No he's a fucking loser. His wife is not cute. Women don't fuck down. Don't be ridiculous.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2Reputation#47654936)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 7:00 AM
Author: stirring clear hall mexican

Dear poaster,

Congratulations! Your poast has been selected for inclusion in "Now that's what I call XO 2024 Edition."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2Reputation#47655159)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 2:03 PM
Author: Violet arousing tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2Reputation#47655883)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 1:01 PM
Author: titillating feces stage

This makes absolutely no sense unless she fucked him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2Reputation#47653574)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 1:15 PM
Author: territorial stimulating senate

brother I know this may shock you but women often do not make sense

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2Reputation#47653599)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 1:19 PM
Author: Talented Duck-like Hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2Reputation#47653608)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 8:24 PM
Author: Insane Church Generalized Bond

She fucked him and chugged the jizz.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2Reputation#47654581)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 1:08 AM
Author: Ultramarine Marvelous Tank Temple

You clearly don't know me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2Reputation#47654953)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 2:03 PM
Author: Violet arousing tanning salon

Hmmm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2Reputation#47655884)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 12:55 PM
Author: Dull irradiated school antidepressant drug

Why would that made you angry?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2Reputation#47653561)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 5:09 PM
Author: Fighting Aquamarine Area Hairy Legs

"Omg honey another guy was hitting on me" is such a classic BPD tell. Congrats on wifing a whore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2Reputation#47654155)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 8:31 PM
Author: Splenetic Masturbator Haunted Graveyard

:|

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2Reputation#47654587)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 12:46 AM
Author: Ultramarine Marvelous Tank Temple

Yeah my wife that's only had sex with me her entire life just decided to fuck some fat fuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2Reputation#47654937)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 8:24 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Puppy Abode

are u a woman?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2Reputation#47654582)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 12:46 AM
Author: Ultramarine Marvelous Tank Temple

Yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2Reputation#47654938)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 2:22 AM
Author: Talented Duck-like Hell

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2Reputation#47655035)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 12:12 AM
Author: Dead zippy house main people

sodomize his wife on camera

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2Reputation#47654910)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 12:49 AM
Author: Ultramarine Marvelous Tank Temple

I think his wife does that weight loss drug. No thanks. I won't say anything mean about her because she's always very nice to me. Honestly, I suspect the guy hits her. I just get that feeling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2Reputation#47654939)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 1:28 AM
Author: Yapping gaping

why are you emotionally invested in what this guy in particular does? hate to pile on, but are you secretly worried he fucked your wife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2Reputation#47654969)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 1:30 AM
Author: Ultramarine Marvelous Tank Temple

No, not at all. My wife could do much better. She's hot. She called me crying. I don't like that. My wife hates men.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2Reputation#47654979)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 1:35 AM
Author: Yapping gaping

your wife is hot, so she probably gets hit on at least occasionally. she doesn't always call you crying (i presume). so why does this guy bother her so much, unless she feels bad because she had a 'tee hee i was sooooo stressed by the trip and whooooops i almost fucked him i feel so baaaaad nooooow' moment she isn't being completely forthcoming about?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2Reputation#47654989)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 1:39 AM
Author: Ultramarine Marvelous Tank Temple

Obviously I could be wrong but I'm not. She feels like dance is a safe girl space and she doesn't like some creep moving in on that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2Reputation#47654998)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 2:21 AM
Author: Talented Duck-like Hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2Reputation#47655033)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 2:14 PM
Author: slippery jewess

Not trying to insult but a poast like this is why they call you "gibberish."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2Reputation#47655909)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 8:37 PM
Author: Ultramarine Marvelous Tank Temple

I kind of picked the moniker for reasons I thought were obviously. I'm a retard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2Reputation#47656708)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 1:07 AM
Author: Ultramarine Marvelous Tank Temple

I still really miss her. Call me a fag if you want.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2Reputation#47654952)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 2:22 AM
Author: Talented Duck-like Hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2Reputation#47655034)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 3:58 AM
Author: Yapping gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2Reputation#47655089)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 1:16 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Puppy Abode

fag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2Reputation#47655731)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 1:40 PM
Author: Vivacious Narrow-minded Half-breed Fat Ankles

Ur a fag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2Reputation#47655811)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 8:37 PM
Author: Ultramarine Marvelous Tank Temple

fag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2Reputation#47656712)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 8:41 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Puppy Abode

faggot, homo, loser, bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2Reputation#47656716)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 7:15 AM
Author: copper stage patrolman

Came expecting a Johnsmeyer thread with dozens of blank bumps and instead I got this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2Reputation#47655163)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 12:50 PM
Author: rough-skinned pale market persian

xo 2024 is just one long johnsmeyer thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2Reputation#47655669)