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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:10 AM
Author: confused indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#42882671)



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:15 AM
Author: stubborn feces

ugh man. in college i met this cute girl at the bookstore and gave her my #. she left a message when i was out, but because i bought the cheapest piece of shit answering machine her message got garbled after the first few seconds ("hey, we met at the bookstore..."). so i didn't have her # or name and never saw her again. she probably thinks i ghosted her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#42882683)



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:52 AM
Author: confused indirect expression

"And once again, after who knows what aeons of the silence and dark, the birds will sing and the waters flow, and lights and shadows move across the hills,

And the faces of our friends laugh upon us with amazed recognition."

All wholesome misunderstandings will have their day in the sun, thank Goodness!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#42882726)



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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: confused indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#42944243)



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
Author: confused indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#43053104)



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Date: September 16th, 2021 6:53 AM
Author: confused indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#43124776)



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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:44 AM
Author: Hateful Onyx Crotch Athletic Conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#43174757)



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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:46 AM
Author: confused indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#43174768)



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Date: February 7th, 2026 12:55 AM
Author: Vengeful comical whorehouse coldplay fan

Couldn't you have checked your bill to see what number called?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#49653016)



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:16 AM
Author: rebellious stead

My mom once recorded an answering machine greeting where she yelled at my brother that she didn't know how he was getting home from his friend's house and to call her from a pay phone. She left it on there and we kept getting messages like "Uh..... Hi, this is Rachel calling for Mr. Sickly from Dr. Blah blah..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#42882686)



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 4:00 AM
Author: confused indirect expression

LOL. Speaking of wholesome misunderstandings - truly the kind of thing that could only happen in the 90s.

My first relationship happened at the turn of the 21st century, and I remember frequently using payphones at the mall and/or promenade type places to arrange pick up times with our parents.

And I also distinctly remember feeling reluctant to get a cellphone, even when my parents, my sisters, and my girlfriend's sisters all wanted me to have one.

My junior high girlfriend and I knew that something valuable was being lost - living in a reality unmediated by screens - and held out as long as we could. (She's a Mediterranean Catholicmo - coincidence? I don't think so. All heart.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#42882731)



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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: confused indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#42944245)



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
Author: confused indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#43053102)



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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:47 AM
Author: confused indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#43183891)



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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:04 AM
Author: 180 impertinent public bath cuckold

"You've reached the..."

entire intact, white nuclear family together: "Johnson family! Leave a message!"

*lib shudders*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#43194579)



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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:07 AM
Author: confused indirect expression

😂😂😂

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#43194586)



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Date: September 30th, 2021 12:02 AM
Author: confused indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#43199501)



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Date: September 30th, 2021 4:52 PM
Author: confused indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#43202536)



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Date: September 30th, 2021 4:54 PM
Author: emerald plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#43202544)



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Date: September 30th, 2021 5:23 PM
Author: confused indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#43202647)



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Date: October 17th, 2021 9:26 PM
Author: confused indirect expression

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#43288109)



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Date: November 27th, 2021 12:51 AM
Author: confused indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#43515330)



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Date: November 27th, 2021 2:52 AM
Author: confused indirect expression

LMAO at this planet...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#43515656)



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Date: November 28th, 2021 7:56 PM
Author: confused indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#43523933)



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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:43 AM
Author: confused indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#43525643)



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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:47 AM
Author: 180 impertinent public bath cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#43525655)



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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:52 AM
Author: confused indirect expression

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#43525672)



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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:49 PM
Author: ungodly beady-eyed hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#49639864)



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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:50 PM
Author: confused indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#49639870)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:37 PM
Author: At-the-ready Greedy Legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#49652472)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:43 PM
Author: confused indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#49652480)



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 5:03 AM
Author: multi-colored sex offender church

I remember my sister and I deliberately deleting each others' messages

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#42882772)



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Date: August 3rd, 2021 1:09 AM
Author: confused indirect expression

This sounds like something out of Charlie Brown or John Hughes: 180!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#42887666)



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Date: August 3rd, 2021 6:21 AM
Author: multi-colored sex offender church

our parents even got us our own phone line- 1992 dreaming

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#42888212)



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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:18 AM
Author: confused indirect expression

Can't believe I missed this poast, Ho Lee Fuk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#42944234)



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 8:36 AM
Author: Wonderful Azure Fat Ankles Cruise Ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#42883021)



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 8:49 AM
Author: Fighting Orchid Hissy Fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#42883064)



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Date: August 8th, 2021 5:48 AM
Author: confused indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#42914998)



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Date: August 14th, 2021 7:55 AM
Author: confused indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#42944196)



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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: rough-skinned brunch

aren't you fancy (tony soprano's mom)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#42944246)



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Date: August 15th, 2021 11:46 AM
Author: confused indirect expression

Lol'd IRL, tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#42950183)



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Date: August 15th, 2021 11:49 AM
Author: contagious faggotry internal respiration

Asking operator to do an emergency cut-in so your mom can come pick you up from the mall.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#42950197)



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Date: August 15th, 2021 12:34 PM
Author: confused indirect expression

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#42950447)



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Date: August 16th, 2021 1:26 AM
Author: confused indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#42954648)



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Date: August 16th, 2021 3:16 AM
Author: confused indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#42954896)



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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:04 PM
Author: confused indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#42969770)



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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:08 PM
Author: spectacular avocado gaming laptop national

Strong thread/moniker synergy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#42969803)



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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:08 PM
Author: confused indirect expression

;-)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#42969808)



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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:10 PM
Author: crystalline voyeur

Weird how voice mail used to be something to look forward to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#42969813)



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Date: August 18th, 2021 5:55 PM
Author: contagious faggotry internal respiration

Someone in a neighborhood group found a phone and this boomer recommended he call the number and leave a voicemail because people still check their voicemail.

I don't think I've checked a voicemail in years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#42970818)



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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:46 AM
Author: confused indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#43183889)



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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:46 AM
Author: confused indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#43183888)



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Date: August 22nd, 2021 2:18 AM
Author: confused indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#42989440)



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:18 PM
Author: confused indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#43053100)



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
Author: carnelian hyperactive parlour

It was in my parents' bedroom. I would distinctly remember coming home from a weekend away, and all of us would crowd into their room as they played the messages. 180 family nostalgia.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#43053111)



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Date: September 13th, 2021 12:42 AM
Author: confused indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#43106521)



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Date: September 13th, 2021 6:06 AM
Author: confused indirect expression

This poast blew my mind, not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#43107001)



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Date: September 13th, 2021 6:07 AM
Author: confused indirect expression

As in, an honest-to-goodness Proustian portal to the past, pure wholesomeness on all levels, my friend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#43107002)



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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:44 AM
Author: Hateful Onyx Crotch Athletic Conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#43174759)



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Date: September 25th, 2021 7:48 PM
Author: confused indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#43177601)



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Date: September 16th, 2021 4:43 AM
Author: confused indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#43124696)



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Date: September 25th, 2021 5:03 AM
Author: confused indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#43174542)



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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:02 AM
Author: confused indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#43194577)



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Date: October 7th, 2021 11:32 PM
Author: confused indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#43239492)



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Date: October 17th, 2021 9:29 PM
Author: sooty beta turdskin

[your dad, hoping he can lunge for the button before you or your mom]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#43288116)



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Date: October 19th, 2021 10:54 PM
Author: confused indirect expression

😂😂😂

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#43299359)



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Date: October 24th, 2021 8:55 PM
Author: confused indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#43324612)



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Date: November 26th, 2021 9:14 PM
Author: confused indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#43514420)



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Date: August 19th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: carnelian hyperactive parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#49196901)



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Date: August 20th, 2025 11:21 PM
Author: confused indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#49199590)



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Date: August 21st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: carnelian hyperactive parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#49200263)



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Date: August 21st, 2025 1:49 PM
Author: confused indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#49200780)



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Date: October 24th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: confused indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#49372624)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: confused indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#49375825)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: confused indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#49375827)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: confused indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#49375828)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:13 PM
Author: confused indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#49375830)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:18 PM
Author: Vivacious circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#49375842)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: confused indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#49376322)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:25 PM
Author: Chest-beating Keepsake Machete Black Woman

*is young biglaw associate who went camping over the weekend*

*checks work voicemail at 6 am Monday*

"You have ... 24 ... new voicemails."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#49375859)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: confused indirect expression

Okay, I lol'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#49376324)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:26 PM
Author: Chest-beating Keepsake Machete Black Woman

*listens to caller's 5-7 minute rambling voicemail about important matter that finishes with, "anyway, please call me ASAP at [recites number in slurring voice at breakneck speed]"*

*sighs*

*hits 'repeat voicemail' button*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#49376404)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: confused indirect expression

On the bright side, 5-7 minute rambling to make sense of against all odds - and even endlessly repeatable once in a while due to its "180"ness - is mystically similar, in a certain sense, to his other time consuming interest outside the modern white collar services professions, mysteriously known as: "ZoZo"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#49376409)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:30 PM
Author: Chest-beating Keepsake Machete Black Woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#49376411)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:30 PM
Author: confused indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#49376412)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:31 PM
Author: confused indirect expression

I really like it here in case I didn't make that clear, my genuinely witty and insightful pumo brother in arms

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#49376414)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:36 PM
Author: Chest-beating Keepsake Machete Black Woman

o it's clear brother.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#49376428)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:37 PM
Author: confused indirect expression

<3<3<3

Gorgeous noblesse oblige on your part, which I had a feeling about given your sense of humor, unironically :-)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#49376435)



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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:29 PM
Author: confused indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#49639794)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 7:51 PM
Author: confused indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#49652305)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:25 PM
Author: hot yapping temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#49652439)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: confused indirect expression

Battle Diaper Alita (tp) recording your Answering Machine greeting (tp, to be perfectly clear)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#49652462)



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Date: February 7th, 2026 12:47 AM
Author: confused indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#49653001)



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Date: February 8th, 2026 10:09 PM
Author: confused indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#49657164)



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Date: February 11th, 2026 11:29 PM
Author: confused indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#49664938)



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Date: February 12th, 2026 5:24 PM
Author: confused indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#49666650)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 3:50 PM
Author: confused indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#49694871)



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Date: February 28th, 2026 12:30 PM
Author: confused indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#49702519)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:14 PM
Author: confused indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#49706781)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:19 PM
Author: multi-colored sex offender church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#49706795)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:19 PM
Author: confused indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#49706796)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:28 PM
Author: Fluffy parlor fanboi

a girl called long-distance from hawaii while on vacation for spring break with her family and left me a message. i can still hear the nervousness in her voice. now i delete voicemails without even listening to them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#49706824)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:30 PM
Author: confused indirect expression

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5647441&mc=6&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#49706828)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:47 PM
Author: Fluffy parlor fanboi

i initially read that as G.C. Charlatan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#49706889)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 10:16 PM
Author: confused indirect expression

Bob Vylan and GC Charlatan meeting in Interstellar bookshelf realm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#49706974)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 10:07 AM
Author: Fluffy parlor fanboi

🌌📚⏳️

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#49720536)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 10:31 AM
Author: confused indirect expression

🤔🧐😋

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#49720611)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:44 PM
Author: bistre motley jewess alpha

How do you say I miss you to an answering machine?

How do you say good night to an answering machine?

How do you say I'm lonely to an answering machine?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#49706880)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:46 PM
Author: confused indirect expression

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#49706886)



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Date: March 5th, 2026 4:39 PM
Author: confused indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#49718753)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 12:56 AM
Author: confused indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#49720164)



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Date: March 11th, 2026 12:18 AM
Author: confused indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#49733811)



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Date: March 14th, 2026 5:30 PM
Author: confused indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#49743659)



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Date: March 23rd, 2026 5:59 PM
Author: confused indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#49763415)



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Date: March 28th, 2026 1:23 PM
Author: confused indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#49776406)



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Date: June 2nd, 2026 8:08 PM
Author: Emilio Estevez circa 2032



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#49911902)