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if your kid falls off a cruise ship, are you jumping in after?

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Iridescent ticket booth karate
  06/30/25
I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/s...
Vermilion histrionic property
  06/30/25
Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work w...
Ruby library
  06/30/25
I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. ...
plum weed whacker
  07/01/25
Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is t...
habeas penem
  07/06/25
how much life insurance do they have?
Thriller Emerald Jap Indian Lodge
  06/30/25
Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even ...
Drab Nibblets Shrine
  06/30/25
You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you...
curious abode round eye
  06/30/25
the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocea...
appetizing house sex offender
  06/30/25
just jump is ALWAYS tcr this bro lived https://x.com/a...
Iridescent ticket booth karate
  06/30/25
now that's what i call a hypo. rationally you shouldn't d...
Marvelous bawdyhouse multi-billionaire
  06/30/25
This just happened IRL https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939...
hairraiser elastic band
  06/30/25
lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comm...
Self-centered range jewess
  06/30/25
“ackshually, you should go seek help from a profession...
Iridescent ticket booth karate
  06/30/25
180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.
Azure Lascivious Point
  06/30/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs
,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
  07/03/25
If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't hav...
Godawful concupiscible temple
  06/30/25
cr
Iridescent ticket booth karate
  06/30/25
what about your other kids?
Marvelous bawdyhouse multi-billionaire
  06/30/25
? my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.
know-it-all plaza electric furnace
  06/30/25
(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)
Azure Lascivious Point
  06/30/25
...
soul-stirring parlour voyeur
  07/01/25
dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night....
Self-centered range jewess
  06/30/25
His wife will probably have sex with him too
Godawful concupiscible temple
  06/30/25
...
Sick Hunting Ground
  07/01/25
*bussy
grizzly comical casino
  06/30/25
Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good I...
Drab Nibblets Shrine
  06/30/25
Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter i...
Spruce crusty milk
  06/30/25
(actual married male)
sticky bat-shit-crazy school telephone
  06/30/25
fuck
Self-centered range jewess
  06/30/25
Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch ...
Spruce crusty milk
  06/30/25
this is a sick post even for you.
Vermilion histrionic property
  06/30/25
i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husb...
Self-centered range jewess
  06/30/25
absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.
know-it-all plaza electric furnace
  06/30/25
Jewish projection is a bitch
Iridescent ticket booth karate
  06/30/25
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sealclubber
  07/07/25
is this what married men have to do to convince their wives ...
low-t brethren
  06/30/25
id probably grab a flotation device first
Citrine violent stead goal in life
  06/30/25
(Smart Dad)
cerebral pisswyrm
  06/30/25
more like (dad of a dead kid)
Iridescent ticket booth karate
  06/30/25
my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself ...
Citrine violent stead goal in life
  06/30/25
Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on t...
soul-stirring parlour voyeur
  07/01/25
(shortmo kids)
Citrine violent stead goal in life
  07/01/25
Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the ...
poppy locale
  06/30/25
this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point
Iridescent ticket booth karate
  06/30/25
(Disney in house lawyer)
Irradiated Sanctuary
  06/30/25
(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint...
idiotic house-broken national security agency idea he suggested
  06/30/25
tcr
soul-stirring parlour voyeur
  07/01/25
just jump
floppy puppy hall
  06/30/25
ALWAYS tcr
Iridescent ticket booth karate
  06/30/25
...
Misanthropic Stage
  07/01/25
Depends which kid
Orange nursing home
  06/30/25
wow
Iridescent ticket booth karate
  06/30/25
Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take h...
Pale party of the first part
  06/30/25
JFC man
Iridescent ticket booth karate
  06/30/25
Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law st...
appetizing house sex offender
  06/30/25
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floppy puppy hall
  06/30/25
...
Self-centered range jewess
  06/30/25
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Azure Lascivious Point
  06/30/25
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rebellious main people
  06/30/25
...
zippy twisted orchestra pit
  06/30/25
...
Irradiated Sanctuary
  06/30/25
sealclubber?
idiotic house-broken national security agency idea he suggested
  06/30/25
so, without you, none of this would even be possible?
low-t brethren
  06/30/25
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Greedy state
  07/01/25
...
Sick Hunting Ground
  07/01/25
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Aromatic Spot Clown
  07/01/25
i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it ho...
Learning disabled hell genital piercing
  07/01/25
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sepia theater stage corn cake
  07/01/25
...
plum weed whacker
  07/01/25
*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*
Thriller Emerald Jap Indian Lodge
  06/30/25
bro
Iridescent ticket booth karate
  06/30/25
...
idiotic house-broken national security agency idea he suggested
  06/30/25
lol
soul-stirring parlour voyeur
  07/01/25
...
carnelian headpube
  07/01/25
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who...
transparent travel guidebook circlehead
  06/30/25
jfc
Iridescent ticket booth karate
  06/30/25
eric clapton stunned
Marvelous bawdyhouse multi-billionaire
  06/30/25
jfc, the poor parents
rebellious main people
  06/30/25
i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet
zippy twisted orchestra pit
  06/30/25
I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten ...
soul-stirring parlour voyeur
  07/01/25
Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.
transparent travel guidebook circlehead
  07/01/25
...
cerebral pisswyrm
  07/01/25
...
"""""""'
  07/06/25
He should have jumped
sepia theater stage corn cake
  07/01/25
how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (5...
Talking Vivacious Piazza
  06/30/25
lol at libs. it’s water, bro. you just jump in.
know-it-all plaza electric furnace
  06/30/25
cr this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling ...
Iridescent ticket booth karate
  06/30/25
it's telling that even on the internet where they could pret...
Self-centered range jewess
  06/30/25
...
Iridescent ticket booth karate
  07/01/25
...
slap-happy box office newt
  07/01/25
lol
soul-stirring parlour voyeur
  07/01/25
...
floppy puppy hall
  06/30/25
never gone over 25 feet because of the fear
multi-colored dysfunction
  06/30/25
If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before...
Impertinent space
  07/01/25
Where did you come up with "head first"? Profes...
Supple garrison
  07/02/25
Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished o...
lime office queen of the night
  06/30/25
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-die...
diverse station shitlib
  07/01/25
it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going ov...
slap-happy box office newt
  07/01/25
Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids sti...
Exciting Hyperventilating Corner
  06/30/25
is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink withou...
Iridescent ticket booth karate
  07/01/25
Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say y...
soul-stirring parlour voyeur
  07/01/25
...
Iridescent ticket booth karate
  07/01/25
Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under marit...
Sick Hunting Ground
  07/01/25
😟
copper stage pozpig
  07/01/25
...
Electric Dun Address Ceo
  07/01/25
holy shit
Iridescent ticket booth karate
  07/01/25
yes absolutely
slap-happy box office newt
  07/01/25
Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.
Mustard hairy legs sweet tailpipe
  07/01/25
Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’...
sepia theater stage corn cake
  07/01/25
You jump in no matter what
Drab Nibblets Shrine
  07/01/25
...
Iridescent ticket booth karate
  07/02/25
Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and yo...
sepia theater stage corn cake
  07/02/25
Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate
sepia theater stage corn cake
  07/02/25
Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would peri...
My rapist was well hung
  07/05/25
That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if...
Gay Grandpa
  07/06/25
I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my k...
Trump Tariffs Can Do No Wrong
  07/06/25
its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with ...
..,;,.,;,.,;;,.,..,.,.,;...
  07/05/25
yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is p...
Much Poasting Activity!
  07/06/25
kid yes, wife no
\'\'\"\"\'\'\'\"
  07/06/25
that was unnecessary
Trump Tariffs Can Do No Wrong
  07/06/25
...
My rapist was well hung
  07/06/25
If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it wou...
Judas Jones
  07/06/25
...
"""""""'
  07/06/25
lol
chilmata
  07/07/25
wow
Trump Tariffs Can Do No Wrong
  07/07/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: Iridescent ticket booth karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061236)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:00 PM
Author: Vermilion histrionic property

I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/she would be taking that trip without me depriving me of the opportunity to jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061241)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:08 PM
Author: Ruby library

Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work would allow me to go on one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061487)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:30 PM
Author: plum weed whacker

I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. Your massive frame would cause ruptures in the deck, not to mention the fuel costs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49064550)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: habeas penem

Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is that a shark might mistake you for a seal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49076352)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: Thriller Emerald Jap Indian Lodge

how much life insurance do they have?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061242)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: Drab Nibblets Shrine

Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even if I can't find him in the swells, and he can only hear me yelling his name; and even on the chance he can't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: curious abode round eye

You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you have to try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061246)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: appetizing house sex offender

the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061294)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: Iridescent ticket booth karate

just jump is ALWAYS tcr

this bro lived

https://x.com/aleclace/status/1939764025169998323

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061317)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: Marvelous bawdyhouse multi-billionaire

now that's what i call a hypo.

rationally you shouldn't do it, but you're probably jumping in without thinking about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061248)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: hairraiser elastic band

This just happened IRL

https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939738528734380304?s=61

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061251)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: Self-centered range jewess

lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comments

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061275)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: Iridescent ticket booth karate

“ackshually, you should go seek help from a professional”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061286)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: Azure Lascivious Point

180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061686)



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Date: July 3rd, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49070086)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:05 PM
Author: Godawful concupiscible temple

If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't have kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061249)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Iridescent ticket booth karate

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061270)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Marvelous bawdyhouse multi-billionaire

what about your other kids?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061282)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: know-it-all plaza electric furnace

?

my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061414)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: Azure Lascivious Point

(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061811)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:27 AM
Author: soul-stirring parlour voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062447)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: Self-centered range jewess

dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061254)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Godawful concupiscible temple

His wife will probably have sex with him too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061267)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: Sick Hunting Ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062635)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: grizzly comical casino

*bussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061298)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: Drab Nibblets Shrine

Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good Instagram value

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061308)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: Spruce crusty milk

Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter into the parental bed and the kid won’t be back in their own bedroom for at least six months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061316)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:44 PM
Author: sticky bat-shit-crazy school telephone

(actual married male)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061773)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: Self-centered range jewess

fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061824)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:21 PM
Author: Spruce crusty milk

Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch their segment on the news where mom got to give a giant teary interview. Local news gets him a vanilla romp equivalent to when they’d been dating 1.5 years. A prime time national news interview gets him the Lauren Sanchez/Megan Markle depravity special.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061869)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: Vermilion histrionic property

this is a sick post even for you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061357)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Self-centered range jewess

i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husband's heroics + adrenaline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061405)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: know-it-all plaza electric furnace

absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061421)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: Iridescent ticket booth karate

Jewish projection is a bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061427)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: sealclubber



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49078762)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:29 PM
Author: low-t brethren

is this what married men have to do to convince their wives to have sex with them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062016)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:09 PM
Author: Citrine violent stead goal in life

id probably grab a flotation device first

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061255)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: cerebral pisswyrm

(Smart Dad)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061265)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: Iridescent ticket booth karate

more like (dad of a dead kid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061272)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: Citrine violent stead goal in life

my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself afloat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061713)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:30 AM
Author: soul-stirring parlour voyeur

Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on the railing of a moving cruise ship while out at sea and you shouldn’t have come up with such a stupid fucking idea.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062448)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: Citrine violent stead goal in life

(shortmo kids)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062661)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: poppy locale

Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the rail to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061266)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Iridescent ticket booth karate

this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061283)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:28 PM
Author: Irradiated Sanctuary

(Disney in house lawyer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061312)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:34 PM
Author: idiotic house-broken national security agency idea he suggested

(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061328)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:33 AM
Author: soul-stirring parlour voyeur

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062449)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:37 PM
Author: floppy puppy hall

just jump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061336)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: Iridescent ticket booth karate

ALWAYS tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061345)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:20 PM
Author: Misanthropic Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49064523)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: Orange nursing home

Depends which kid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061384)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: Iridescent ticket booth karate

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061398)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: Pale party of the first part

Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take his kids on a "disney cruise" to begin with. He comes out even. Real heros are the disney compliance folks who ensured appropriate policy and procedures were in place and executed upon by trained crew members, and of course the disney C suite without whom none of this would even be possible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061394)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: Iridescent ticket booth karate

JFC man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061399)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: appetizing house sex offender

Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law streets fighting for the Dad who sued Disney after his daughter ended up with a broken collarbone. Those medical expenses and personal trauma don't pay for themselves, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061404)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: floppy puppy hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061410)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:59 PM
Author: Self-centered range jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061450)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: Azure Lascivious Point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061712)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: rebellious main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061777)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: zippy twisted orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061817)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:31 PM
Author: Irradiated Sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062020)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: idiotic house-broken national security agency idea he suggested

sealclubber?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:46 PM
Author: low-t brethren

so, without you, none of this would even be possible?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062247)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:09 AM
Author: Greedy state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062443)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: Sick Hunting Ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062637)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: Aromatic Spot Clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062948)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: Learning disabled hell genital piercing

i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it home

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49063691)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:17 PM
Author: sepia theater stage corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49063718)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: plum weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49064589)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: Thriller Emerald Jap Indian Lodge

*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061415)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: Iridescent ticket booth karate

bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061443)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: idiotic house-broken national security agency idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062245)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: soul-stirring parlour voyeur

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062450)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: carnelian headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062979)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: transparent travel guidebook circlehead

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who-fell-out-cruise-ship-window-sentenced-3-n1257067

The grandfather who was with his 18-month-old granddaughter when she fell to her death from an open window on a Royal Caribbean cruise ship was sentenced Monday to three years of probation, according to Puerto Rico's Department of Justice.

Salvatore “Sam” Anello, of Valparaiso, Indiana, pleaded guilty to negligent homicide last year after his granddaughter, Chloe Wiegand, fell through an 11-story window from the ship docked in San Juan, Puerto Rico, in July 2019.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061441)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: Iridescent ticket booth karate

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061454)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:54 PM
Author: Marvelous bawdyhouse multi-billionaire

eric clapton stunned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061798)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: rebellious main people

jfc, the poor parents

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061808)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: zippy twisted orchestra pit

i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061822)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:37 AM
Author: soul-stirring parlour voyeur

I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten by an alligator at a Disney resort with the dad punching the alligator and the little boy screaming daddy help.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062451)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:23 AM
Author: transparent travel guidebook circlehead

Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062632)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:19 PM
Author: cerebral pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49064521)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: """""""'



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49077604)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:18 PM
Author: sepia theater stage corn cake

He should have jumped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49063719)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: Talking Vivacious Piazza

how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (50+ feet)? i've only done it a few times, and i see how anyone in a hurry/panic would fuck it up completely.

you're supposed to relax beforehand and maintain good form by stretching your arms over your head so that your hands form a wedge. that wedge is what is supposed to strike the water first, creating a safe entry for the rest of your body.

the next-best entry is supposedly to hit the water feet-first with your toes extended to also form a bit of a wedge, but that's more likely to result in leg injuries.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061480)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:09 PM
Author: know-it-all plaza electric furnace

lol at libs.

it’s water, bro. you just jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061492)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: Iridescent ticket booth karate

cr

this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling incoherently to his wife and cops about wedges while they dredge his kid from the bottom of the sea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061501)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:22 PM
Author: Self-centered range jewess

it's telling that even on the internet where they could pretend to be a tough guy their minds immediately go to making excuses about why it would be a bad idea. lib baby falls in and the headline would be "panicked former dad explains water surface tension is as rigid as concrete from fifty feet high"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061528)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:48 AM
Author: Iridescent ticket booth karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062397)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:00 PM
Author: slap-happy box office newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49064441)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:39 AM
Author: soul-stirring parlour voyeur

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062452)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:15 PM
Author: floppy puppy hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061509)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:33 PM
Author: multi-colored dysfunction

never gone over 25 feet because of the fear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062022)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 6:59 PM
Author: Impertinent space

If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before going in otherwise you'll get water shot up your ass hole. I know a guy that fell barefoot waterskiing at about the same speed. He had to see a Dr because his ass was bleeding inside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49064439)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: Supple garrison

Where did you come up with "head first"?

Professional high divers and cliff jumpers always land feet first.

https://youtu.be/h-Z8_qsQYXc?t=86

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49065730)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:36 PM
Author: lime office queen of the night

Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished out, and in the meantime I can provide immediate action rather than minutes of delay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061591)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:58 AM
Author: diverse station shitlib

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-dies-falling-overboard-cruise-ship-Channel-Islands.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062469)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: slap-happy box office newt

it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going overboard on a cruise ship. you have to be ready to die

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49063005)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:24 PM
Author: Exciting Hyperventilating Corner

Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids still on boat with wife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061717)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:49 AM
Author: Iridescent ticket booth karate

is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink without you?

also, she would 100% take the kids and leave you anyways

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062398)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:25 AM
Author: soul-stirring parlour voyeur

Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say yes, without hesitation. It would be instinctive. I don’t know how any parent could answer otherwise.

I love my mixed kids more than anything in the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062446)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:14 AM
Author: Iridescent ticket booth karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062459)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:28 AM
Author: Sick Hunting Ground

Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under maritime salvage laws he gets to keep him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062639)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: copper stage pozpig

😟

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062977)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: Electric Dun Address Ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49063002)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: Iridescent ticket booth karate

holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49064258)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: slap-happy box office newt

yes absolutely

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49063006)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: Mustard hairy legs sweet tailpipe

Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49063715)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:20 PM
Author: sepia theater stage corn cake

Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’s a bright clear day yes. If it’s rainy and 15-foot seas at 3 am, probably not. This is partly why I had so many kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49063724)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: Drab Nibblets Shrine

You jump in no matter what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49064533)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: Iridescent ticket booth karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49065395)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: sepia theater stage corn cake

Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and you have other kids. Sometimes kids get got.

Also, which kid it is really does play a minor role in the decision to jump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49065717)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:15 AM
Author: sepia theater stage corn cake

Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49065721)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:09 PM
Author: My rapist was well hung

Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would perish alongside him but you’d prevent your son from dying terrified and alone?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49075086)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 4:42 AM
Author: Gay Grandpa

That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if you can't actually find him in the water, and you know you are 99% unlikely to find him, it is still worth it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49075651)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 1:44 PM
Author: Trump Tariffs Can Do No Wrong (TDNW)

I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my kid die while doing nothing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49076284)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: ..,;,.,;,.,;;,.,..,.,.,;...


its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with me in the first place

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49075101)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 6:35 PM
Author: Much Poasting Activity! (No Future)

yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is prole helldrome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49077073)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: \'\'\"\"\'\'\'\"

kid yes, wife no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49077209)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: Trump Tariffs Can Do No Wrong (TDNW)

that was unnecessary

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49077438)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: My rapist was well hung



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49077539)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: Judas Jones

If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it would be very boorish behavior so I'd have to just let him drown.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49077548)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:01 PM
Author: """""""'



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49077605)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: chilmata

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49078741)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: Trump Tariffs Can Do No Wrong (TDNW)

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49078889)