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Houston attorney being sought on BEASTIALITY charges

After he accidentally produced videos in litigation. http...
hyperventilating beady-eyed turdskin
  05/22/26
superior anglo culture
Cerise odious forum immigrant
  05/24/26
a white nationalist might argue that the positive white ster...
Cerise odious forum immigrant
  05/24/26
dogfucking isnt a cumskin thing bro. dont stereotype them.
Cerise odious forum immigrant
  05/24/26
white people are the most benevolent, humane, and civilized ...
Cerise odious forum immigrant
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Wow yeah this one case totally refutes that generalization y...
Cerise odious forum immigrant
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Oh, so one counterexample does refute a generalization? D...
Cerise odious forum immigrant
  05/24/26
tons of chinks, niggers, and spics get caught fucking dogs e...
Cerise odious forum immigrant
  06/10/26
the "West" doesn't exist. there's America and ther...
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  06/10/26
Denise Frazier https://www.dailymail.com/news/article-1...
Cerise odious forum immigrant
  06/26/26
yeah that is DEFINITELY an asian female dogfucker
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Superior gooK culture DURR DURR https://www.nbcnews.com/...
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Website: https://www.swainlawtexas.com/about
hyperventilating beady-eyed turdskin
  05/22/26
In case you are wondering, yes, you will find photos of his ...
hyperventilating beady-eyed turdskin
  05/22/26
"Authorities say she positively identified both Swain a...
arousing death wish
  05/22/26
Shipley the dog tp
hyperventilating beady-eyed turdskin
  05/22/26
Clients not thrilled: https://x.com/captainelcapo/status/205...
hyperventilating beady-eyed turdskin
  05/22/26
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Flesh coldplay fan persian
  05/22/26
His moniker?
cheese-eating fragrant resort stain
  05/22/26
Colt
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yapping talented box office depressive
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hairraiser snowy psychic
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Disco Fries
copper elastic band senate
  05/22/26
“She then left him and took the dog with her”
dull twisted goyim
  05/22/26
Really puts the B in LGBTQ+
yapping talented box office depressive
  05/22/26
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amethyst 180 macaca
  05/23/26
But she was old enough in dog years!
yapping talented box office depressive
  05/22/26
So a dog licking your cock is illegal now?
Flesh coldplay fan persian
  05/22/26
I thought this was America
yapping talented box office depressive
  05/22/26
it's usually spelled "bestiality" which is an inte...
Impressive pistol
  05/22/26
(Guy who thinks about these things)
hyperventilating beady-eyed turdskin
  05/22/26
Cums from the Latin bestialis ("of or relating to a bea...
Buff erotic pit
  05/22/26
man's BEST friend
Razzle site dragon
  05/22/26
SO WHEN WOMEN DO IT ITS FINE DOG PILL DENIED
fantasy-prone nibblets
  05/22/26
Oh shit, this dude was balling: https://www.har.com/homedeta...
hyperventilating beady-eyed turdskin
  05/22/26
all that space, wife still doesn't allow a dude a bit of pri...
copper elastic band senate
  05/22/26
what a snoozefest. i'm not a texasmo, but 2.6 for that, in ...
bat shit crazy digit ratio
  05/22/26
It’s in the second best neighborhood.
hyperventilating beady-eyed turdskin
  05/22/26
why does every room look so fucking tiny
fantasy-prone nibblets
  05/22/26
Cpap in bedroom photo. Confirmed poaster.
dull twisted goyim
  05/22/26
Disco Fries, do NOT click the link
arousing death wish
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hyperventilating beady-eyed turdskin
  05/22/26
Yeah, and he had a really big house, too.
stimulating low-t corner
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hyperventilating beady-eyed turdskin
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Guessing it’s going to be on the market soon
hyperventilating beady-eyed turdskin
  05/23/26
jfc no taste. what's even the point.
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That's awful. Range top on the kitchen island. TV just set o...
Flesh coldplay fan persian
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mods
Supple Overrated Address Azn
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There's a lot of this going around. My friend had a client w...
Slap-happy stubborn mexican
  05/22/26
Where was he allowed to marry his dog?
Aqua cracking puppy boistinker
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Wasn't an official wedding. It was some kind of zoophilian o...
Slap-happy stubborn mexican
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Amazing 🐶
Aqua cracking puppy boistinker
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This isn't a joke? What do you think was in the psychology o...
Histrionic claret gas station
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Not a joke. I have no idea why anyone would want to do this....
Slap-happy stubborn mexican
  05/23/26
One of those rare things where you KNOW the perp is white.
Electric narrow-minded location
  05/22/26
But wouldn’t have guessed man.
hyperventilating beady-eyed turdskin
  05/22/26
lol
arousing death wish
  05/22/26
Well, yeah, the dog was in the bedroom.
stimulating low-t corner
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wife MAF because she caught the dog with an outside party
motley property boiling water
  05/22/26
Apparently he was banging hookers too
hyperventilating beady-eyed turdskin
  05/22/26
fruit of the poisonous tree, she had no right to put up thos...
motley property boiling water
  05/22/26
Link?
hyperventilating beady-eyed turdskin
  05/23/26
i'm just doing a classic law & order impersonation, it's...
motley property boiling water
  05/23/26
Shrimp PoBoy leaking jizz
carnelian bateful shitlib
  05/22/26
https://x.com/bigangrylaw/status/2058084920803594310?s=46
hyperventilating beady-eyed turdskin
  05/23/26
Watch out, he's out on bail: https://x.com/theshellbelle/sta...
hyperventilating beady-eyed turdskin
  05/24/26
LMAO, the PETA people are considering protesting that he was...
hyperventilating beady-eyed turdskin
  05/24/26
what's the actual statutory language of the crime he's charg...
Arrogant ruby cuck jap
  08/19/26
His lawyer: https://www.cogdell-law.com/attorney/osso-anthon...
hyperventilating beady-eyed turdskin
  05/24/26
That’s who you hire when you are FUCKED. There’...
coiffed electric furnace
  05/24/26
They have a pretty sick IG
hyperventilating beady-eyed turdskin
  05/24/26
if they have him on video what does the defense even argue h...
motley property boiling water
  05/24/26
Try to negotiate a favorable plea based on no prior record.
shaky tanning salon giraffe
  05/24/26
Killself seems appropriate
lilac lascivious dysfunction
  05/27/26
The rare situation where the wife has a duty to commit an ho...
marvelous fishy hospital
  06/17/26
Shipley was asking for it.
hyperventilating beady-eyed turdskin
  05/24/26
AI
copper elastic band senate
  05/24/26
"Could've been a Korean boy..."
Flesh coldplay fan persian
  05/24/26
The dog consented. Hire an expert in dog psychology. Maybe a...
rough-skinned alcoholic piazza crotch
  05/25/26
what's the actual crime he's accused of?
Arrogant ruby cuck jap
  08/19/26
He screwed the pooch
concupiscible trump supporter church building
  08/12/26
Took three months, but thank you for your contribution
hyperventilating beady-eyed turdskin
  08/14/26
Is it true the wife punished the dog for cheating on her?
Slap-happy stubborn mexican
  08/14/26
beastiality doesnt seem like a crime if it doesnt hurt anyon...
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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:13 PM
Author: hyperventilating beady-eyed turdskin

After he accidentally produced videos in litigation.

https://x.com/theshellbelle/status/2057778672266817750?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49894322)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:26 PM
Author: Cerise odious forum immigrant

superior anglo culture

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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:27 PM
Author: Cerise odious forum immigrant

a white nationalist might argue that the positive white stereotypes are true and the negative ones (which are what you're referring to) are false. If you're so determined to go around telling everyone that the negative stereotypes are true, then you have to actually provide evidence for them, otherwise we can assume you're just another resentful third-worlder

Date: October 29th, 2025 11:02 PM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4307783&forum_id=2#49386554



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49899144)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:29 PM
Author: Cerise odious forum immigrant

dogfucking isnt a cumskin thing bro. dont stereotype them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49899153)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:31 PM
Author: Cerise odious forum immigrant

white people are the most benevolent, humane, and civilized of all the world's peoples, 1000x over.

whatever sins whites have committed, these are nothing next to the barbarisms of other races.

without the influence of whites, humanity would (will) exist in an animal state.

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4042432&forum_id=2#36554919

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49899164)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:37 PM
Author: Cerise odious forum immigrant

Wow yeah this one case totally refutes that generalization you gigantic idiot

Date: October 8th, 2025 1:32 AM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5784144&forum_id=2#49333634

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49899176)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 11:03 PM
Author: Cerise odious forum immigrant

Oh, so one counterexample does refute a generalization?

Date: June 10th, 2026 8:22 PM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1903735&forum_id=2#49929163

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49899283)



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Date: June 10th, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: Cerise odious forum immigrant

tons of chinks, niggers, and spics get caught fucking dogs every day bro. its not a cumskin thing. DONT STEREOTYPE CUMSKINS!!!!1111

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Date: June 10th, 2026 11:19 PM
Author: Cerise odious forum immigrant

the "West" doesn't exist. there's America and there's the third world.

Date: March 11th, 2026 10:29 AM

Author: dino bravo

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5844333&forum_id=2#49734282

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49929657)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 12:31 AM
Author: Cerise odious forum immigrant

Denise Frazier

https://www.dailymail.com/news/article-11948195/Moment-Mississippi-woman-19-arrested-video-showing-having-intercourse-DOG.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49963539)



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Date: August 5th, 2026 11:26 PM
Author: Cerise odious forum immigrant

yeah that is DEFINITELY an asian female dogfucker

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Date: August 6th, 2026 12:02 AM
Author: Cerise odious forum immigrant



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Date: August 6th, 2026 7:51 PM
Author: Cerise odious forum immigrant



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Date: August 6th, 2026 9:30 PM
Author: Cerise odious forum immigrant



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Date: August 10th, 2026 8:59 PM
Author: Cerise odious forum immigrant



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Date: August 12th, 2026 12:05 AM
Author: Cerise odious forum immigrant



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Date: August 13th, 2026 7:08 PM
Author: Cerise odious forum immigrant



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Date: August 19th, 2026 2:01 AM
Author: Cerise odious forum immigrant



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Date: August 24th, 2026 7:06 PM
Author: Cerise odious forum immigrant



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Date: August 24th, 2026 7:54 PM
Author: Cerise odious forum immigrant



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Date: September 3rd, 2026 5:55 PM
Author: Cerise odious forum immigrant



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Date: September 3rd, 2026 6:02 PM
Author: Splenetic clown

Superior gooK culture DURR DURR

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/world/south-korea-grant-legal-status-animals-tackle-abuse-n1277129

South Korea to grant legal status to animals to tackle abuse

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#50114173)



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Date: September 3rd, 2026 6:02 PM
Author: Splenetic clown



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Date: September 3rd, 2026 6:02 PM
Author: Splenetic clown



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Date: September 3rd, 2026 6:02 PM
Author: Splenetic clown



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Date: September 3rd, 2026 6:02 PM
Author: Splenetic clown



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Date: September 7th, 2026 7:08 PM
Author: Cerise odious forum immigrant



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Date: September 15th, 2026 6:10 PM
Author: nyuug



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Date: September 18th, 2026 1:17 AM
Author: nyuug



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Date: June 26th, 2026 12:38 AM
Author: Cerise odious forum immigrant



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Date: July 1st, 2026 1:12 AM
Author: Cerise odious forum immigrant



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Date: June 14th, 2026 4:42 PM
Author: Cerise odious forum immigrant



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Date: June 17th, 2026 9:12 PM
Author: Cerise odious forum immigrant



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Date: June 21st, 2026 6:28 PM
Author: Cerise odious forum immigrant



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Date: June 21st, 2026 9:09 PM
Author: Cerise odious forum immigrant



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Date: May 27th, 2026 9:01 PM
Author: Cerise odious forum immigrant



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Date: May 27th, 2026 10:56 PM
Author: Cerise odious forum immigrant



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Date: May 28th, 2026 4:51 PM
Author: Cerise odious forum immigrant



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 8:40 PM
Author: Cerise odious forum immigrant



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 11:42 PM
Author: Cerise odious forum immigrant



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Date: June 4th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: Cerise odious forum immigrant



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Date: June 7th, 2026 11:49 PM
Author: Cerise odious forum immigrant



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:14 PM
Author: hyperventilating beady-eyed turdskin

Website: https://www.swainlawtexas.com/about

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:16 PM
Author: hyperventilating beady-eyed turdskin

In case you are wondering, yes, you will find photos of his teen daughters at the link.

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:15 PM
Author: arousing death wish

"Authorities say she positively identified both Swain and the dog in the video."



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:17 PM
Author: hyperventilating beady-eyed turdskin

Shipley the dog tp

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:19 PM
Author: hyperventilating beady-eyed turdskin

Clients not thrilled: https://x.com/captainelcapo/status/2057866318011928948?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49894341)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:43 PM
Author: Flesh coldplay fan persian



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:33 PM
Author: cheese-eating fragrant resort stain

His moniker?

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:34 PM
Author: hyperventilating beady-eyed turdskin

Colt

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:36 PM
Author: yapping talented box office depressive



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:29 PM
Author: Chest-beating rusted abode



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:56 PM
Author: fantasy-prone nibblets



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:39 PM
Author: hairraiser snowy psychic



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:22 PM
Author: copper elastic band senate

Disco Fries

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:39 PM
Author: dull twisted goyim

“She then left him and took the dog with her”

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:39 PM
Author: yapping talented box office depressive

Really puts the B in LGBTQ+

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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:21 PM
Author: amethyst 180 macaca



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:41 PM
Author: yapping talented box office depressive

But she was old enough in dog years!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49894390)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:43 PM
Author: Flesh coldplay fan persian

So a dog licking your cock is illegal now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49894392)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:48 PM
Author: yapping talented box office depressive

I thought this was America

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49894400)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:34 PM
Author: Impressive pistol

it's usually spelled "bestiality" which is an interesting etymological question; why drop the "a" ?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49894548)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 5:05 PM
Author: hyperventilating beady-eyed turdskin

(Guy who thinks about these things)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49894737)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 5:21 PM
Author: Buff erotic pit

Cums from the Latin bestialis ("of or relating to a beast")

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49894764)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 8:49 PM
Author: Razzle site dragon

man's BEST friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49895248)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:56 PM
Author: fantasy-prone nibblets

SO WHEN WOMEN DO IT ITS FINE

DOG PILL DENIED

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49894593)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:19 PM
Author: hyperventilating beady-eyed turdskin

Oh shit, this dude was balling: https://www.har.com/homedetail/11723-providence-park-houston-tx-77024/8806610

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49894892)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:23 PM
Author: copper elastic band senate

all that space, wife still doesn't allow a dude a bit of privacy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49894904)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:26 PM
Author: bat shit crazy digit ratio

what a snoozefest. i'm not a texasmo, but 2.6 for that, in houston?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49894918)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:39 PM
Author: hyperventilating beady-eyed turdskin

It’s in the second best neighborhood.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49894951)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:43 PM
Author: fantasy-prone nibblets

why does every room look so fucking tiny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49894961)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:47 PM
Author: dull twisted goyim

Cpap in bedroom photo. Confirmed poaster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49894967)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:55 PM
Author: arousing death wish

Disco Fries, do NOT click the link

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49894981)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:23 PM
Author: hyperventilating beady-eyed turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49895055)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 11:28 AM
Author: stimulating low-t corner

Yeah, and he had a really big house, too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49896118)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:21 PM
Author: hyperventilating beady-eyed turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49896763)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:22 PM
Author: hyperventilating beady-eyed turdskin

Guessing it’s going to be on the market soon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49896765)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:49 PM
Author: spectacular faggot firefighter haunted graveyard

jfc no taste. what's even the point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49896807)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 10:27 PM
Author: Flesh coldplay fan persian

That's awful. Range top on the kitchen island. TV just set on a credenza. Bitch ass buck hanging in the office. Bed facing the wardrobe and can lights in the master and bath. Tiny pink porch with a tiny back yard. What a fucking disaster no wonder this dude was doing what he did.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49899251)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:21 PM
Author: Supple Overrated Address Azn

mods

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49894900)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:33 PM
Author: Slap-happy stubborn mexican

There's a lot of this going around. My friend had a client who married his dog. After the client died the dog vanished, presumably hijacked by a fellow cynophilist. The great part is that nobody knew any of this until the female probate paralegal went to the home of the deceased to start inventorying the estate. There were pictures. To quote my friend,referring to the deceased's former doggie spouse, "She turned out to be a real bitch."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49894936)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:30 PM
Author: Aqua cracking puppy boistinker

Where was he allowed to marry his dog?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49895068)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:23 AM
Author: Slap-happy stubborn mexican

Wasn't an official wedding. It was some kind of zoophilian organization that married people to animals and made out marriage certificates. Paralegal found the marriage certificate and the wedding photos. Forgot to ask about what the cake was made of. Tempted to make a woofer comment, but I'm no prize myself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49895725)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:30 AM
Author: Aqua cracking puppy boistinker

Amazing 🐶

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49895736)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:32 PM
Author: Histrionic claret gas station

This isn't a joke? What do you think was in the psychology of the guys who do this - any common patterns in dog fuckers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49895073)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:26 AM
Author: Slap-happy stubborn mexican

Not a joke. I have no idea why anyone would want to do this. It must be a deeply rooted and not terribly uncommon human perversion, or variation if you prefer. There are bestiality porn sites and, as I discovered, associations of people with these inclinations. Lately we have furries, too. We need an abnormal psychologist to weigh in. Psychologists are all abnormal, but you get my drift.

Wikipedia opines, in part:

In many, if not most, jurisdictions, there is no legal precedent for marrying another animal, however; several individuals claim to have done so.

In 1992, an American man named Mark Matthews married his horse. He wrote a memoir describing the concealment of his zoophilia from his Methodist family.[9][10][11][12]

In 2005, an American man ordained with the Universal Life Church married humans and their pets.[13]

A British woman who married her dog created the website MarryYourPet.com, after she became ordained to marry humans with their pets, and has performed about 100 ceremonies.[13][14]

In 2005, another British woman reportedly married a dolphin.[15]

The Sudanese goat marriage incident made headlines in 2006, when a man was forced to marry a goat after being caught in a sexual interaction with it.[16]

Other reports of marriage include animals such as dogs, cats, frogs, and a dolphin.[17][18][19][20][21]

Other incidents of human animal relations took place in 2010, when 18-year-old Balinese man Ngurah Alit was found having sexual intercourse with a cow, who he claimed flirted with him.[22] As part of a Pecaruan ritual, the man was forced to marry the animal.[22] The ceremony was thought to cleanse the village of the immoral act of bestiality.[22] The cow was drowned in the ocean, while Alit's clothes were symbolically submerged in the sea as well.[22]

In 2013, a Brazilian man reportedly married a goat in a Satanic church after his plan was rejected by his evangelical church.[23]

In 2014, internet hoaxer Paul Horner staged a ceremony where he married his pet dog at the Chapel of Our Lady at the Presidio in San Francisco.[24] Many news outlets reported the incident as reality.[25][26]

See also



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49895730)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:34 PM
Author: Electric narrow-minded location

One of those rare things where you KNOW the perp is white.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49894939)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:40 PM
Author: hyperventilating beady-eyed turdskin

But wouldn’t have guessed man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49894955)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:56 PM
Author: arousing death wish

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49894985)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 11:30 AM
Author: stimulating low-t corner

Well, yeah, the dog was in the bedroom.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49896120)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:01 PM
Author: motley property boiling water

wife MAF because she caught the dog with an outside party

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49895002)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:29 PM
Author: hyperventilating beady-eyed turdskin

Apparently he was banging hookers too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49895066)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 8:58 PM
Author: motley property boiling water

fruit of the poisonous tree, she had no right to put up those cameras. the tape is out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49895275)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 6:11 AM
Author: hyperventilating beady-eyed turdskin

Link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49895899)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:14 PM
Author: motley property boiling water

i'm just doing a classic law & order impersonation, it's probably not germane to the case at hand and this guy is really going to go to prison for animal cruelty in TEXAS for this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49896172)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:30 PM
Author: carnelian bateful shitlib

Shrimp PoBoy leaking jizz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49895070)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 9:45 AM
Author: hyperventilating beady-eyed turdskin

https://x.com/bigangrylaw/status/2058084920803594310?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49896073)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:05 PM
Author: hyperventilating beady-eyed turdskin

Watch out, he's out on bail: https://x.com/theshellbelle/status/2058569279746834937?s=20

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49898723)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:06 PM
Author: hyperventilating beady-eyed turdskin

LMAO, the PETA people are considering protesting that he was granted bond.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49898727)



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Date: August 19th, 2026 2:08 AM
Author: Arrogant ruby cuck jap

what's the actual statutory language of the crime he's charged with?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#50077499)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:10 PM
Author: hyperventilating beady-eyed turdskin

His lawyer: https://www.cogdell-law.com/attorney/osso-anthony/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49898732)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:25 PM
Author: coiffed electric furnace

That’s who you hire when you are FUCKED.

There’s another Houston lawyer who hired the same team for his upcoming trial (and that one has a missing body).

Another Houston lawyer hired these guys a couple years ago after he got caught poisoning his wife in a botched attempted abortion. He’s celebrating Memorial Day in the dormitory of century old prison farm down on the bayou.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49899140)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: hyperventilating beady-eyed turdskin

They have a pretty sick IG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49899183)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 7:53 PM
Author: motley property boiling water

if they have him on video what does the defense even argue here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49898996)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 8:00 PM
Author: shaky tanning salon giraffe

Try to negotiate a favorable plea based on no prior record.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49899008)



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Date: May 27th, 2026 9:28 PM
Author: lilac lascivious dysfunction

Killself seems appropriate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49904576)



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Date: June 17th, 2026 9:20 PM
Author: marvelous fishy hospital

The rare situation where the wife has a duty to commit an honor killing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49945378)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:22 PM
Author: hyperventilating beady-eyed turdskin

Shipley was asking for it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49899136)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:40 PM
Author: copper elastic band senate

AI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49899187)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 10:31 PM
Author: Flesh coldplay fan persian

"Could've been a Korean boy..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49899254)



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Date: May 25th, 2026 11:24 AM
Author: rough-skinned alcoholic piazza crotch

The dog consented. Hire an expert in dog psychology. Maybe a dog hypnotist. I don’t want to spend too much time thinking about this unless I’m getting paid.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#49899877)



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Date: August 19th, 2026 2:08 AM
Author: Arrogant ruby cuck jap

what's the actual crime he's accused of?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#50077502)



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Date: August 12th, 2026 12:16 AM
Author: concupiscible trump supporter church building

He screwed the pooch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#50062678)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 2:52 PM
Author: hyperventilating beady-eyed turdskin

Took three months, but thank you for your contribution

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#50068063)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 2:59 PM
Author: Slap-happy stubborn mexican

Is it true the wife punished the dog for cheating on her?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#50068089)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 2:59 PM
Author: trip roast beef genital piercing

beastiality doesnt seem like a crime if it doesnt hurt anyone and nobody knows about it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Reputation#50068093)