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if your kid falls off a cruise ship, are you jumping in after?

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ivory hairraiser azn queen of the night
  06/30/25
I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/s...
vibrant hell
  06/30/25
Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work w...
Heady toaster
  06/30/25
I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. ...
Pontificating ruddy pozpig house
  07/01/25
Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is t...
impressive appetizing jap digit ratio
  07/06/25
how much life insurance do they have?
contagious costumed generalized bond
  06/30/25
Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even ...
Territorial parlour love of her life
  06/30/25
You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you...
Green chest-beating candlestick maker site
  06/30/25
the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocea...
tripping market preventive strike
  06/30/25
just jump is ALWAYS tcr this bro lived https://x.com/a...
ivory hairraiser azn queen of the night
  06/30/25
now that's what i call a hypo. rationally you shouldn't d...
Bearded ocher church internal respiration
  06/30/25
This just happened IRL https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939...
curious immigrant church building
  06/30/25
lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comm...
Balding flirting address
  06/30/25
“ackshually, you should go seek help from a profession...
ivory hairraiser azn queen of the night
  06/30/25
180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.
multi-colored unholy heaven
  06/30/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs
yellow feces
  07/03/25
If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't hav...
galvanic space
  06/30/25
cr
ivory hairraiser azn queen of the night
  06/30/25
what about your other kids?
Bearded ocher church internal respiration
  06/30/25
? my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.
cobalt location reading party
  06/30/25
(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)
multi-colored unholy heaven
  06/30/25
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Stimulating lavender boltzmann dilemma
  07/01/25
dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night....
Balding flirting address
  06/30/25
His wife will probably have sex with him too
galvanic space
  06/30/25
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violent self-absorbed indian lodge
  07/01/25
*bussy
orchid useless brakes organic girlfriend
  06/30/25
Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good I...
Territorial parlour love of her life
  06/30/25
Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter i...
drab school kitty
  06/30/25
(actual married male)
khaki hyperventilating weed whacker
  06/30/25
fuck
Balding flirting address
  06/30/25
Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch ...
drab school kitty
  06/30/25
this is a sick post even for you.
vibrant hell
  06/30/25
i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husb...
Balding flirting address
  06/30/25
absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.
cobalt location reading party
  06/30/25
Jewish projection is a bitch
ivory hairraiser azn queen of the night
  06/30/25
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Cerebral glassy marketing idea
  07/07/25
is this what married men have to do to convince their wives ...
Dead meetinghouse new version
  06/30/25
id probably grab a flotation device first
disturbing brethren locale
  06/30/25
(Smart Dad)
effete magenta plaza knife
  06/30/25
more like (dad of a dead kid)
ivory hairraiser azn queen of the night
  06/30/25
my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself ...
disturbing brethren locale
  06/30/25
Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on t...
Stimulating lavender boltzmann dilemma
  07/01/25
(shortmo kids)
disturbing brethren locale
  07/01/25
Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the ...
Deep haunted graveyard round eye
  06/30/25
this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point
ivory hairraiser azn queen of the night
  06/30/25
(Disney in house lawyer)
overrated pale stage gaming laptop
  06/30/25
(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint...
Filthy Chrome Volcanic Crater People Who Are Hurt
  06/30/25
tcr
Stimulating lavender boltzmann dilemma
  07/01/25
just jump
Dun Frisky Messiness
  06/30/25
ALWAYS tcr
ivory hairraiser azn queen of the night
  06/30/25
...
aquamarine abode fortuitous meteor
  07/01/25
Depends which kid
White Yarmulke Senate
  06/30/25
wow
ivory hairraiser azn queen of the night
  06/30/25
Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take h...
lime useless forum
  06/30/25
JFC man
ivory hairraiser azn queen of the night
  06/30/25
Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law st...
tripping market preventive strike
  06/30/25
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Dun Frisky Messiness
  06/30/25
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Balding flirting address
  06/30/25
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multi-colored unholy heaven
  06/30/25
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big-titted theater
  06/30/25
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Concupiscible office
  06/30/25
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overrated pale stage gaming laptop
  06/30/25
sealclubber?
Filthy Chrome Volcanic Crater People Who Are Hurt
  06/30/25
so, without you, none of this would even be possible?
Dead meetinghouse new version
  06/30/25
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jet talented stage puppy
  07/01/25
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violent self-absorbed indian lodge
  07/01/25
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Electric state
  07/01/25
i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it ho...
thriller roast beef
  07/01/25
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Salmon Spectacular Tank
  07/01/25
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Pontificating ruddy pozpig house
  07/01/25
*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*
contagious costumed generalized bond
  06/30/25
bro
ivory hairraiser azn queen of the night
  06/30/25
...
Filthy Chrome Volcanic Crater People Who Are Hurt
  06/30/25
lol
Stimulating lavender boltzmann dilemma
  07/01/25
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Floppy Dragon
  07/01/25
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who...
Aromatic lodge clown
  06/30/25
jfc
ivory hairraiser azn queen of the night
  06/30/25
eric clapton stunned
Bearded ocher church internal respiration
  06/30/25
jfc, the poor parents
big-titted theater
  06/30/25
i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet
Concupiscible office
  06/30/25
I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten ...
Stimulating lavender boltzmann dilemma
  07/01/25
Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.
Aromatic lodge clown
  07/01/25
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effete magenta plaza knife
  07/01/25
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Concupiscible office
  07/06/25
He should have jumped
Salmon Spectacular Tank
  07/01/25
how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (5...
mischievous crotch
  06/30/25
lol at libs. it’s water, bro. you just jump in.
cobalt location reading party
  06/30/25
cr this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling ...
ivory hairraiser azn queen of the night
  06/30/25
it's telling that even on the internet where they could pret...
Balding flirting address
  06/30/25
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ivory hairraiser azn queen of the night
  07/01/25
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self-centered den
  07/01/25
lol
Stimulating lavender boltzmann dilemma
  07/01/25
...
Dun Frisky Messiness
  06/30/25
never gone over 25 feet because of the fear
Maroon cuckold public bath
  06/30/25
If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before...
Frum locus dingle berry
  07/01/25
Where did you come up with "head first"? Profes...
silver blathering shrine antidepressant drug
  07/02/25
Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished o...
emerald area fanboi
  06/30/25
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-die...
Trip cruise ship pisswyrm
  07/01/25
it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going ov...
self-centered den
  07/01/25
Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids sti...
cyan charismatic black woman
  06/30/25
is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink withou...
ivory hairraiser azn queen of the night
  07/01/25
Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say y...
Stimulating lavender boltzmann dilemma
  07/01/25
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ivory hairraiser azn queen of the night
  07/01/25
Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under marit...
violent self-absorbed indian lodge
  07/01/25
😟
crimson federal sanctuary partner
  07/01/25
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ebony magical hall
  07/01/25
holy shit
ivory hairraiser azn queen of the night
  07/01/25
yes absolutely
self-centered den
  07/01/25
Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.
haunting bateful corner main people
  07/01/25
Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’...
Salmon Spectacular Tank
  07/01/25
You jump in no matter what
Territorial parlour love of her life
  07/01/25
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ivory hairraiser azn queen of the night
  07/02/25
Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and yo...
Salmon Spectacular Tank
  07/02/25
Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate
Salmon Spectacular Tank
  07/02/25
Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would peri...
White Yarmulke Senate
  07/05/25
That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if...
Territorial parlour love of her life
  07/06/25
I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my k...
ivory hairraiser azn queen of the night
  07/06/25
its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with ...
elite private investor
  07/05/25
yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is p...
violent self-absorbed indian lodge
  07/06/25
kid yes, wife no
gay whorehouse blood rage
  07/06/25
that was unnecessary
ivory hairraiser azn queen of the night
  07/06/25
...
White Yarmulke Senate
  07/06/25
If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it wou...
Razzle newt
  07/06/25
...
Concupiscible office
  07/06/25
lol
Stimulating lavender boltzmann dilemma
  07/07/25
wow
ivory hairraiser azn queen of the night
  07/07/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: ivory hairraiser azn queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061236)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:00 PM
Author: vibrant hell

I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/she would be taking that trip without me depriving me of the opportunity to jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061241)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:08 PM
Author: Heady toaster

Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work would allow me to go on one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061487)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:30 PM
Author: Pontificating ruddy pozpig house

I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. Your massive frame would cause ruptures in the deck, not to mention the fuel costs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49064550)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: impressive appetizing jap digit ratio

Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is that a shark might mistake you for a seal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49076352)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: contagious costumed generalized bond

how much life insurance do they have?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061242)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: Territorial parlour love of her life

Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even if I can't find him in the swells, and he can only hear me yelling his name; and even on the chance he can't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: Green chest-beating candlestick maker site

You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you have to try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061246)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: tripping market preventive strike

the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061294)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: ivory hairraiser azn queen of the night

just jump is ALWAYS tcr

this bro lived

https://x.com/aleclace/status/1939764025169998323

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061317)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: Bearded ocher church internal respiration

now that's what i call a hypo.

rationally you shouldn't do it, but you're probably jumping in without thinking about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061248)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: curious immigrant church building

This just happened IRL

https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939738528734380304?s=61

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061251)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: Balding flirting address

lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comments

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061275)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: ivory hairraiser azn queen of the night

“ackshually, you should go seek help from a professional”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061286)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: multi-colored unholy heaven

180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061686)



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Date: July 3rd, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: yellow feces

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49070086)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:05 PM
Author: galvanic space

If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't have kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061249)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: ivory hairraiser azn queen of the night

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061270)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Bearded ocher church internal respiration

what about your other kids?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061282)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: cobalt location reading party

?

my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061414)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: multi-colored unholy heaven

(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061811)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:27 AM
Author: Stimulating lavender boltzmann dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062447)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: Balding flirting address

dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061254)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: galvanic space

His wife will probably have sex with him too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061267)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: violent self-absorbed indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062635)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: orchid useless brakes organic girlfriend

*bussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061298)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: Territorial parlour love of her life

Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good Instagram value

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061308)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: drab school kitty

Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter into the parental bed and the kid won’t be back in their own bedroom for at least six months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061316)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:44 PM
Author: khaki hyperventilating weed whacker

(actual married male)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061773)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: Balding flirting address

fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061824)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:21 PM
Author: drab school kitty

Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch their segment on the news where mom got to give a giant teary interview. Local news gets him a vanilla romp equivalent to when they’d been dating 1.5 years. A prime time national news interview gets him the Lauren Sanchez/Megan Markle depravity special.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061869)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: vibrant hell

this is a sick post even for you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061357)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Balding flirting address

i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husband's heroics + adrenaline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061405)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: cobalt location reading party

absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061421)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: ivory hairraiser azn queen of the night

Jewish projection is a bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061427)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: Cerebral glassy marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49078762)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:29 PM
Author: Dead meetinghouse new version

is this what married men have to do to convince their wives to have sex with them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062016)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:09 PM
Author: disturbing brethren locale

id probably grab a flotation device first

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061255)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: effete magenta plaza knife

(Smart Dad)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061265)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: ivory hairraiser azn queen of the night

more like (dad of a dead kid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061272)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: disturbing brethren locale

my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself afloat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061713)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:30 AM
Author: Stimulating lavender boltzmann dilemma

Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on the railing of a moving cruise ship while out at sea and you shouldn’t have come up with such a stupid fucking idea.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062448)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: disturbing brethren locale

(shortmo kids)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062661)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: Deep haunted graveyard round eye

Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the rail to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061266)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: ivory hairraiser azn queen of the night

this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061283)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:28 PM
Author: overrated pale stage gaming laptop

(Disney in house lawyer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061312)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:34 PM
Author: Filthy Chrome Volcanic Crater People Who Are Hurt

(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061328)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:33 AM
Author: Stimulating lavender boltzmann dilemma

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062449)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:37 PM
Author: Dun Frisky Messiness

just jump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061336)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: ivory hairraiser azn queen of the night

ALWAYS tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061345)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:20 PM
Author: aquamarine abode fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49064523)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: White Yarmulke Senate

Depends which kid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061384)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: ivory hairraiser azn queen of the night

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061398)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: lime useless forum

Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take his kids on a "disney cruise" to begin with. He comes out even. Real heros are the disney compliance folks who ensured appropriate policy and procedures were in place and executed upon by trained crew members, and of course the disney C suite without whom none of this would even be possible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061394)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: ivory hairraiser azn queen of the night

JFC man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061399)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: tripping market preventive strike

Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law streets fighting for the Dad who sued Disney after his daughter ended up with a broken collarbone. Those medical expenses and personal trauma don't pay for themselves, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061404)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Dun Frisky Messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061410)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:59 PM
Author: Balding flirting address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061450)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: multi-colored unholy heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061712)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: big-titted theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061777)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: Concupiscible office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061817)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:31 PM
Author: overrated pale stage gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062020)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: Filthy Chrome Volcanic Crater People Who Are Hurt

sealclubber?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:46 PM
Author: Dead meetinghouse new version

so, without you, none of this would even be possible?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062247)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:09 AM
Author: jet talented stage puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062443)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: violent self-absorbed indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062637)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: Electric state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062948)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: thriller roast beef

i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it home

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49063691)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:17 PM
Author: Salmon Spectacular Tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49063718)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: Pontificating ruddy pozpig house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49064589)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: contagious costumed generalized bond

*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061415)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: ivory hairraiser azn queen of the night

bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061443)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: Filthy Chrome Volcanic Crater People Who Are Hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062245)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: Stimulating lavender boltzmann dilemma

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062450)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Floppy Dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062979)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: Aromatic lodge clown

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who-fell-out-cruise-ship-window-sentenced-3-n1257067

The grandfather who was with his 18-month-old granddaughter when she fell to her death from an open window on a Royal Caribbean cruise ship was sentenced Monday to three years of probation, according to Puerto Rico's Department of Justice.

Salvatore “Sam” Anello, of Valparaiso, Indiana, pleaded guilty to negligent homicide last year after his granddaughter, Chloe Wiegand, fell through an 11-story window from the ship docked in San Juan, Puerto Rico, in July 2019.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061441)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: ivory hairraiser azn queen of the night

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061454)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:54 PM
Author: Bearded ocher church internal respiration

eric clapton stunned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061798)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: big-titted theater

jfc, the poor parents

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061808)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: Concupiscible office

i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061822)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:37 AM
Author: Stimulating lavender boltzmann dilemma

I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten by an alligator at a Disney resort with the dad punching the alligator and the little boy screaming daddy help.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062451)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:23 AM
Author: Aromatic lodge clown

Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062632)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:19 PM
Author: effete magenta plaza knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49064521)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: Concupiscible office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49077604)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:18 PM
Author: Salmon Spectacular Tank

He should have jumped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49063719)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: mischievous crotch

how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (50+ feet)? i've only done it a few times, and i see how anyone in a hurry/panic would fuck it up completely.

you're supposed to relax beforehand and maintain good form by stretching your arms over your head so that your hands form a wedge. that wedge is what is supposed to strike the water first, creating a safe entry for the rest of your body.

the next-best entry is supposedly to hit the water feet-first with your toes extended to also form a bit of a wedge, but that's more likely to result in leg injuries.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061480)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:09 PM
Author: cobalt location reading party

lol at libs.

it’s water, bro. you just jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061492)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: ivory hairraiser azn queen of the night

cr

this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling incoherently to his wife and cops about wedges while they dredge his kid from the bottom of the sea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061501)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:22 PM
Author: Balding flirting address

it's telling that even on the internet where they could pretend to be a tough guy their minds immediately go to making excuses about why it would be a bad idea. lib baby falls in and the headline would be "panicked former dad explains water surface tension is as rigid as concrete from fifty feet high"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061528)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:48 AM
Author: ivory hairraiser azn queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062397)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:00 PM
Author: self-centered den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49064441)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:39 AM
Author: Stimulating lavender boltzmann dilemma

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062452)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:15 PM
Author: Dun Frisky Messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061509)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:33 PM
Author: Maroon cuckold public bath

never gone over 25 feet because of the fear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062022)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 6:59 PM
Author: Frum locus dingle berry

If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before going in otherwise you'll get water shot up your ass hole. I know a guy that fell barefoot waterskiing at about the same speed. He had to see a Dr because his ass was bleeding inside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49064439)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: silver blathering shrine antidepressant drug

Where did you come up with "head first"?

Professional high divers and cliff jumpers always land feet first.

https://youtu.be/h-Z8_qsQYXc?t=86

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49065730)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:36 PM
Author: emerald area fanboi

Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished out, and in the meantime I can provide immediate action rather than minutes of delay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061591)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:58 AM
Author: Trip cruise ship pisswyrm

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-dies-falling-overboard-cruise-ship-Channel-Islands.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062469)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: self-centered den

it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going overboard on a cruise ship. you have to be ready to die

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49063005)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:24 PM
Author: cyan charismatic black woman

Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids still on boat with wife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061717)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:49 AM
Author: ivory hairraiser azn queen of the night

is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink without you?

also, she would 100% take the kids and leave you anyways

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062398)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:25 AM
Author: Stimulating lavender boltzmann dilemma

Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say yes, without hesitation. It would be instinctive. I don’t know how any parent could answer otherwise.

I love my mixed kids more than anything in the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062446)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:14 AM
Author: ivory hairraiser azn queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062459)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:28 AM
Author: violent self-absorbed indian lodge

Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under maritime salvage laws he gets to keep him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062639)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: crimson federal sanctuary partner

😟

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062977)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: ebony magical hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49063002)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: ivory hairraiser azn queen of the night

holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49064258)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: self-centered den

yes absolutely

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49063006)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: haunting bateful corner main people

Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49063715)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:20 PM
Author: Salmon Spectacular Tank

Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’s a bright clear day yes. If it’s rainy and 15-foot seas at 3 am, probably not. This is partly why I had so many kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49063724)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: Territorial parlour love of her life

You jump in no matter what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49064533)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: ivory hairraiser azn queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49065395)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: Salmon Spectacular Tank

Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and you have other kids. Sometimes kids get got.

Also, which kid it is really does play a minor role in the decision to jump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49065717)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:15 AM
Author: Salmon Spectacular Tank

Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49065721)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:09 PM
Author: White Yarmulke Senate

Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would perish alongside him but you’d prevent your son from dying terrified and alone?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49075086)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 4:42 AM
Author: Territorial parlour love of her life

That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if you can't actually find him in the water, and you know you are 99% unlikely to find him, it is still worth it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49075651)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 1:44 PM
Author: ivory hairraiser azn queen of the night

I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my kid die while doing nothing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49076284)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: elite private investor

its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with me in the first place

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49075101)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 6:35 PM
Author: violent self-absorbed indian lodge

yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is prole helldrome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49077073)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: gay whorehouse blood rage

kid yes, wife no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49077209)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: ivory hairraiser azn queen of the night

that was unnecessary

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49077438)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: White Yarmulke Senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49077539)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: Razzle newt

If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it would be very boorish behavior so I'd have to just let him drown.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49077548)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:01 PM
Author: Concupiscible office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49077605)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: Stimulating lavender boltzmann dilemma

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49078741)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: ivory hairraiser azn queen of the night

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49078889)