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ITT: The Collected Works of Ulysius Johnsmeyer

This epic flame artist and meme creator has earned an anthol...
beady-eyed field
  06/25/12
These are all so fucking shitty, put a bullet in your brains...
razzle corner
  01/05/14
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Sooty Potus
  08/19/16
Johnsmeyer cum ITT http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thre...
beady-eyed field
  06/25/12
The Scholarly Revolution http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.ph...
beady-eyed field
  06/25/12
Law School: "A Sweet Treat" http://www.xoxohth....
beady-eyed field
  06/25/12
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beady-eyed field
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lol how did I miss this: "I am here to infuse this...
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light haunted graveyard
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Sable Disturbing Faggotry
  06/25/12
literally rofling
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  06/26/12
LOL just LOL
abnormal immigrant alpha
  08/02/12
crying
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  08/29/12
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  08/21/13
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beady-eyed field
  06/25/12
cop
light haunted graveyard
  06/25/12
What type of person shouts "Oh, what a scholar!" ...
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bossy spectacular athletic conference mexican
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man, i didn't know that was his thread. now im sad that this...
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  06/26/12
holy fuck i didnt know he invented that meme that's one o...
Laughsome Meetinghouse Juggernaut
  08/02/12
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Soul-stirring Liquid Oxygen Goal In Life
  08/21/13
GOAT POTUS xo thread right here and of course that faggot...
Poppy Nudist Gaping
  06/25/14
TITC xo career retrospective
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  06/25/12
BROS help, Trial tomorrow morning, havent prepped or anythin...
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  06/25/12
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  10/07/14
180 NOT FLAME: SOmeone just drove car thru into my house ...
light haunted graveyard
  06/25/12
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Laughsome Meetinghouse Juggernaut
  08/02/12
first ever use of "180 NOT FLAME" in xo history i ...
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beady-eyed field
  06/25/12
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seedy dead school cafeteria
  06/25/12
how does he do it?
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Soul-stirring Liquid Oxygen Goal In Life
  06/25/12
Someone post the thread where he said he drowned his neice o...
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  06/25/12
Friday was "go to work with brother" day; went wit...
beady-eyed field
  06/25/12
consistently obsesses about this chubby chick http://auto...
Coiffed patrolman
  06/25/12
...
beady-eyed field
  06/26/12
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Soul-stirring Liquid Oxygen Goal In Life
  06/27/12
how is there not a single "torts final tomorrow" t...
nighttime regret roommate
  06/27/12
http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1516726&fo...
beady-eyed field
  08/02/12
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  06/29/12
"how big is your $35 million dollar farm?" &quo...
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  08/02/12
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  08/02/12
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beady-eyed field
  08/02/12
another highlight, he authored some of the most (if not, *th...
abnormal immigrant alpha
  08/02/12
didn't he make that one about the guy named Jamal? LOL
Laughsome Meetinghouse Juggernaut
  08/02/12
unquestionable #1 poaster on xo, absolutely legendary
Laughsome Meetinghouse Juggernaut
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Much love for the shout, Box.
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holy shit he invented BUT THAT'S NOT SCHOLARSHIP too LOL ...
Laughsome Meetinghouse Juggernaut
  08/02/12
This is genius work. Like the old xoxo Dungeonmaster.
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  08/02/12
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beady-eyed field
  08/03/12
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  09/14/12
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Laughsome Meetinghouse Juggernaut
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Soul-stirring Liquid Oxygen Goal In Life
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i can't find the one about riding a domesticated deer in the...
Supple range
  08/21/13
there have been a couple deer-related but i don't recall the...
Buff Piazza
  08/21/13
i'll try to find it. it's so funny. it was like libs have go...
Supple range
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tripping becky
  07/29/14
Saw War Horse this week, literally dropped to knees in tears...
Buff Piazza
  08/21/13
LOL got screwed...took out UG loan in August 2007...no PAYE ...
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  06/26/26
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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:45 PM
Author: beady-eyed field

This epic flame artist and meme creator has earned an anthology thread:

180 Leiter Comment: "BUT THAT'S NOT SCHOLARSHIP!" (link)

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1976624&PHPSESSID=dd0758fb1c8a74e3eadb3635a6f848cb

How much christmas bonus to give my paralegal?

http://lhkjashfsae.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1827967&PHPSESSID=a5254b10d5602963b7887eedd01537b7

Is it illegal to hire a secretary based on looks/ask for pic

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1547696&PHPSESSID=6943d31e2c192fdd78f337f4b996f309

I'm fuckin grotesque.... any chance at OCI?

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1878818&mc=1&forum_id=2

Under the Guise of Scholarship- by Ulysius Johnsmeyer

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1956468&forum_id=2&PHPSESSID=3e97a76af0e995b3b42ccb759e0f524b

Who in law is really the sweetest scholar?

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1680637&PHPSESSID=a356fd22ccc62fd88cdd56bc2e2786c6

Went to GF's old college town; 5 guys called her "Dutchess"

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1665956&forum_id=2&PHPSESSID=3990e30068a8bf8fa37530f5928a211a

Wife had a baby today...ugh

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1933929&PHPSESSID=b9037056ea49425853212c5f26c22769

Does anyone else SLAM shit at work to impress the secretaries?

http://fhjkdsahka.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1700828&PHPSESSID=4dc817efa05628584fd6fbc8c8de45e7



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#20955229)



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Date: January 5th, 2014 8:05 PM
Author: razzle corner

These are all so fucking shitty, put a bullet in your brains you fucking fag bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#24780183)



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Date: August 19th, 2016 8:15 AM
Author: Sooty Potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#31221037)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:50 PM
Author: beady-eyed field

Johnsmeyer cum ITT

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1914678&forum_id=2&PHPSESSID=340af2006595916c0ac333e27ea4bfc5

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#20955268)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:51 PM
Author: beady-eyed field

The Scholarly Revolution

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1715492&forum_id=2%E0%B8%A3%E0%B8%82%E0%B9%82&PHPSESSID=5e2cb1dfc9f1f887835534aa8955b7e3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#20955271)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:52 PM
Author: beady-eyed field

Law School: "A Sweet Treat"

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1286875&forum_id=2Reputation&PHPSESSID=71874f6090419785b225ec319371e428

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#20955278)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:54 PM
Author: beady-eyed field

WTF GF playfully grabbed guys "junk" when we were out

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1768662&mc=4&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#20955287)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:54 PM
Author: bossy spectacular athletic conference mexican

lol how did I miss this:

"I am here to infuse this board with the Sweet Treat of scholarship. I have handled many scholarly protests in my school. For example, I organized a protest where I would stand on this wood block we carved and three other of my friends would do the same but about 50 yards apart. I would yell to him, "The scholarly noble!" and he would respond "The Prancing scholar!" and then the other would yell "The industrial scholar!" and we would continue for the duration of the protest. We would do this all throughout undergrad and dress the part--like 1800 philosophers."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#20955294)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:59 PM
Author: light haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#20955326)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:12 PM
Author: Sable Disturbing Faggotry

Jesus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#20956093)



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Date: June 26th, 2012 12:11 AM
Author: boyish base

literally rofling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#20959169)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:04 PM
Author: abnormal immigrant alpha

LOL just LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#21244949)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 6:20 AM
Author: Galvanic Theatre

crying

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#21449112)



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Date: February 22nd, 2013 8:32 PM
Author: Alcoholic pink people who are hurt background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#22691769)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 8:05 AM
Author: Supple range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#23901503)



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Date: March 19th, 2014 5:14 AM
Author: Cerebral nursing home

lost my shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#25218635)



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Date: June 27th, 2014 2:42 PM
Author: tripping becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#25829569)



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Date: June 27th, 2014 4:21 PM
Author: Marvelous depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#25830161)



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Date: September 14th, 2017 6:22 PM
Author: maroon zippy point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#34212423)



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Date: July 20th, 2018 7:59 PM
Author: Frozen vibrant cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#36468231)



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Date: February 9th, 2019 11:03 PM
Author: Frozen vibrant cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#37755414)



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Date: July 11th, 2019 3:18 PM
Author: Comical Mauve Son Of Senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#38516154)



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Date: August 27th, 2021 10:00 PM
Author: dull sanctuary water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#43021388)



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Date: September 16th, 2022 1:30 PM
Author: opaque sexy parlour

God I’m old.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#45181628)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:56 PM
Author: beady-eyed field

The average height for chicks born in 1993 is 5'11

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1955407&PHPSESSID=1c31768f7d6feac7da57ba7988d16bd3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#20955307)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:59 PM
Author: light haunted graveyard

cop

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#20955330)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:59 PM
Author: light haunted graveyard

What type of person shouts "Oh, what a scholar!"

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1351916

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#20955336)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 4:02 PM
Author: bossy spectacular athletic conference mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#20955355)



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Date: June 26th, 2012 12:10 AM
Author: shimmering irate skinny woman business firm

man, i didn't know that was his thread. now im sad that this didnt happen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#20959158)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:22 PM
Author: Laughsome Meetinghouse Juggernaut

holy fuck i didnt know he invented that meme

that's one of the better memes to come off this chatbort

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#21245094)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 8:00 AM
Author: Soul-stirring Liquid Oxygen Goal In Life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#23901494)



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Date: June 25th, 2014 10:56 PM
Author: Poppy Nudist Gaping

GOAT POTUS xo thread right here

and of course that faggot Merriweather Post Pavilion didn't think it was funny, was just reminded of that shitposter for the first time in years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#25819632)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:59 PM
Author: aquamarine windowlicker principal's office

TITC xo career retrospective

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#20955338)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 4:00 PM
Author: light haunted graveyard

BROS help, Trial tomorrow morning, havent prepped or anything

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1949636&mc=2&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#20955345)



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Date: October 7th, 2014 7:39 PM
Author: fishy flatulent quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#26474919)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 4:01 PM
Author: light haunted graveyard

180 NOT FLAME: SOmeone just drove car thru into my house

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924148&mc=51&forum_id=2#20897180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#20955351)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:24 PM
Author: Laughsome Meetinghouse Juggernaut

oh god

the punch poast

tears in eyes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#21245106)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 9:04 AM
Author: Buff Piazza

first ever use of "180 NOT FLAME" in xo history i believe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#23901626)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:01 PM
Author: beady-eyed field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#20956033)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:11 PM
Author: seedy dead school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#20956084)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:12 PM
Author: Chrome Parlor Dopamine

how does he do it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#20956098)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:13 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Liquid Oxygen Goal In Life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#20956103)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:14 PM
Author: cyan indian lodge famous landscape painting

Someone post the thread where he said he drowned his neice on the Hudson by flipping a jetski or something

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#20956107)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:27 PM
Author: beady-eyed field

Friday was "go to work with brother" day; went with HBS bro

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1957845&PHPSESSID=8708a884d2c95352a573d0cb9e60a89f#20775900

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#20956189)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:31 PM
Author: Coiffed patrolman

consistently obsesses about this chubby chick

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1927746&mc=1&forum_id=2

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1901128&mc=7&forum_id=2Reputation&PHPSESSID=c5a062182822e69187cd66cf2a556dc4

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#20956208)



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Date: June 26th, 2012 12:03 AM
Author: beady-eyed field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#20959093)



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Date: June 27th, 2012 6:41 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Liquid Oxygen Goal In Life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#20970322)



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Date: June 27th, 2012 6:43 PM
Author: nighttime regret roommate

how is there not a single "torts final tomorrow" thread yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#20970347)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:04 PM
Author: beady-eyed field

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1516726&forum_id=2?ref=hanzuo.com&PHPSESSID=da6cd50c887afb68f92aabd7e616e5af

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#21244944)



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Date: June 29th, 2012 10:56 PM
Author: Multi-colored Main People Rehab

Just inherited a $35mm dollar farm how do I mange it?

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916233&mc=44&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#20987602)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:03 PM
Author: chartreuse arousing gaming laptop striped hyena

"how big is your $35 million dollar farm?"

"45 acres, but there are gold statues and shit"

Awesome.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#21244940)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:06 PM
Author: beady-eyed field

"Have you developed any sort of bond with the monkeys yet?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#21244956)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 8:57 PM
Author: beady-eyed field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#21244876)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:05 PM
Author: abnormal immigrant alpha

another highlight, he authored some of the most (if not, *the* most) amazing cuckold threads in XO history.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#21244955)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:44 PM
Author: Laughsome Meetinghouse Juggernaut

didn't he make that one about the guy named Jamal? LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#21245275)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:10 PM
Author: Laughsome Meetinghouse Juggernaut

unquestionable #1 poaster on xo, absolutely legendary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#21244997)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:14 PM
Author: salmon contagious ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#21245037)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:44 PM
Author: beady-eyed field

Much love for the shout, Box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#21245270)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:18 PM
Author: excitant kink-friendly round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#21245072)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:38 PM
Author: Laughsome Meetinghouse Juggernaut

holy shit he invented BUT THAT'S NOT SCHOLARSHIP too

LOL

great poaster

or greatest poaster?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#21245221)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:57 PM
Author: chartreuse arousing gaming laptop striped hyena

This is genius work. Like the old xoxo Dungeonmaster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#21245388)



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Date: August 3rd, 2012 12:36 AM
Author: beady-eyed field

LOL my office is LIVING proof that good looks trumps all

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1640264&PHPSESSID=f65d7fee610afa31a00045b7befea10d#17943590

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#21247190)



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Date: August 6th, 2012 7:49 AM
Author: Laughsome Meetinghouse Juggernaut

The best part of a johnsmeyer flame: all the stupid faggots, even regular poasters, who fall for it every time

Then turn around and cry "flame! 147 DERP DERP I LOVE COCKS"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#21269845)



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Date: August 6th, 2012 8:04 AM
Author: Fragrant Hell Idiot

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#21269855)



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Date: August 8th, 2012 2:02 PM
Author: Laughsome Meetinghouse Juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#21288703)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 1:50 AM
Author: salmon contagious ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#21378297)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 1:51 AM
Author: Underhanded cheese-eating elastic band

JESUS CHRIST just walked in on my dad having sex with a guy

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923451&mc=13&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#21378302)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 2:06 AM
Author: salmon contagious ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#21378361)



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Date: September 14th, 2012 10:39 PM
Author: beady-eyed field

Marginalized in its time, now regarded as a classic:

Disgusting middle age shrew at starbucks: "OOO the foam mistro!"

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1574165&mc=53&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#21582386)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 7:59 AM
Author: Supple range

it had everything. deshaun. askav snapping on rasq.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#23901492)



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Date: February 22nd, 2013 8:24 PM
Author: Laughsome Meetinghouse Juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#22691703)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 7:58 AM
Author: Soul-stirring Liquid Oxygen Goal In Life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#23901490)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 8:11 AM
Author: Supple range

i can't find the one about riding a domesticated deer in the olympics. i was eating and almost choked when i read it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#23901510)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 9:00 AM
Author: Buff Piazza

there have been a couple deer-related but i don't recall the special olympics twist:

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2103659&mc=20&forum_id=2

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2151250&mc=15&forum_id=2



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#23901612)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 9:02 AM
Author: Supple range

i'll try to find it. it's so funny. it was like libs have gone too far. legless man was going to ride a domesticated deer in the olympics sprinting events.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#23901619)



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Date: July 29th, 2014 1:36 PM
Author: tripping becky

johnsmeyer just staring at deer trying to come up with good flame for 1yr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#26022371)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 9:06 AM
Author: Buff Piazza

Saw War Horse this week, literally dropped to knees in tears

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1945169&mc=112&forum_id=2



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#23901630)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 9:28 AM
Author: Purple stage

LOL got screwed...took out UG loan in August 2007...no PAYE

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2208854&mc=17&forum_id=2#22838990

My dad took out a loan for me for UG that originated on August 2007. LOL not instead of 20/10% I'm 25/15%.

What should I do bros?

Should I try to pay this thing off? 150k debt including UG. No biglaw but making about 70k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#23901681)



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Date: September 30th, 2013 3:45 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Liquid Oxygen Goal In Life

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#24142761)



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Date: September 30th, 2013 4:06 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Liquid Oxygen Goal In Life

HERE I'LL MAKE IT EASY FOR U

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#24143178)



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Date: December 24th, 2013 4:42 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Liquid Oxygen Goal In Life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#24705988)



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Date: January 5th, 2014 8:03 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Liquid Oxygen Goal In Life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#24780167)



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Date: March 19th, 2014 5:19 AM
Author: Nubile Station Queen Of The Night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#25218644)



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Date: June 25th, 2014 10:38 PM
Author: Cobalt Provocative Gay Wizard

180000000000000000000000000000000000000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#25819518)



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Date: June 27th, 2014 2:44 PM
Author: tripping becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#25829577)



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Date: July 22nd, 2014 12:25 AM
Author: Flesh Massive Stock Car Multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#25979213)



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Date: August 4th, 2014 8:36 PM
Author: brindle aromatic tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#26061882)



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Date: August 4th, 2014 8:37 PM
Author: brindle aromatic tanning salon

Today starts my gf's 13 day vacation with her ex: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1984823&mc=106&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#26061891)



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Date: December 8th, 2014 9:31 PM
Author: nofapping appetizing dysfunction hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#26889379)



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Date: December 8th, 2014 9:32 PM
Author: twisted vigorous halford

Bookmarked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#26889383)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 11:19 AM
Author: Laughsome Meetinghouse Juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#26908652)



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Date: July 24th, 2015 3:38 AM
Author: Plum heady native foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#28401751)



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Date: August 12th, 2015 9:44 PM
Author: dashing gold plaza

180

now i kinda get his shtick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#28537846)



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Date: July 29th, 2016 11:34 PM
Author: slap-happy trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#31065783)



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Date: November 3rd, 2016 12:05 PM
Author: Doobsian outnumbered church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#31793602)



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Date: December 1st, 2016 1:39 AM
Author: cerise space pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#32029638)



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Date: December 2nd, 2016 2:08 PM
Author: very tactful electric sex offender

What amazes me is how few posts these original gem threads have in them. The origin of DUTCHESS has like 20 posts jfc. Yes I understand we can't post in those old threads but I'm surprised they didn't get more posts at the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#32039656)



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Date: September 15th, 2017 9:30 AM
Author: adventurous ultramarine pisswyrm hunting ground

It's like The Great Gatsby being completely ignored in the 20s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#34216258)



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Date: May 20th, 2017 6:32 AM
Author: Plum heady native foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#33350448)



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Date: June 27th, 2017 6:33 PM
Author: Laughsome Meetinghouse Juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#33655604)



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Date: July 29th, 2017 4:54 AM
Author: Plum heady native foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#33878892)



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Date: October 1st, 2017 7:07 PM
Author: sinister transparent preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#34341740)



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Date: January 29th, 2018 10:18 PM
Author: nighttime regret roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#35273740)



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Date: January 29th, 2018 10:19 PM
Author: Medicated genital piercing home

the man is a champion.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#35273744)



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Date: January 29th, 2018 10:21 PM
Author: puce stag film

where did he go

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#35273757)



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Date: May 14th, 2018 5:39 PM
Author: rambunctious chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#36049867)



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Date: August 16th, 2018 2:18 PM
Author: nighttime regret roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#36627236)



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Date: January 25th, 2019 2:07 PM
Author: hyperactive big-titted hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#37661895)



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Date: May 26th, 2019 6:42 PM
Author: clear feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#38293237)



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Date: May 26th, 2019 6:44 PM
Author: stimulating black woman

wish the little guy would come back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#38293254)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 11:36 AM
Author: Umber offensive temple new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#38656193)



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Date: February 19th, 2020 12:17 AM
Author: Charismatic Public Bath Generalized Bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#39616184)



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Date: August 27th, 2021 9:57 PM
Author: dull sanctuary water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#43021370)



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Date: July 16th, 2022 3:11 PM
Author: big navy university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#44861565)



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Date: August 27th, 2022 9:40 PM
Author: Bespoke Mental Disorder Orchestra Pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#45081538)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 8:37 PM
Author: Ape Arrogance

OP links fixed:

180 Leiter Comment: "BUT THAT'S NOT SCHOLARSHIP!" (link)

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1976624

How much christmas bonus to give my paralegal?

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1827967

Is it illegal to hire a secretary based on looks/ask for pic

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1547696

I'm fuckin grotesque.... any chance at OCI? ***OP blanked***

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1878818&forum_id=2

Under the Guise of Scholarship- by Ulysius Johnsmeyer ***OP blanked***

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1956468&forum_id=2

Who in law is really the sweetest scholar? ***OP blanked***

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1680637

Went to GF's old college town; 5 guys called her "Dutchess"

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1665956&forum_id=2

Wife had a baby today...ugh

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1933929

Does anyone else SLAM shit at work to impress the secretaries?

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1700828

 

Classics not in OP:

Hello, My name is Julia Sweet-Treat and am new to the board

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1678591&forum_id=2

Friday was "go to work with brother" day; went with HBS bro

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1957845

NOT FLAME, JUST WON $1 MILLION IN ATLANTIC CITY

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2002140&forum_id=2

What type of person shouts "Oh, what a scholar!"

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1351916

180 NOT FLAME: SOmeone just drove car thru into my house

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924148&forum_id=2

Just inherited a $35mm dollar farm how do I mange it?

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916233&forum_id=2

The Scholarly Revolution

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1715492&forum_id=2

Today starts my GF's 13 day vacation with her ex

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1984823&forum_id=2

JESUS CHRIST just walked in on my dad having sex with a guy

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923451&forum_id=2

Johnsmeyer cum ITT

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1914678&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#49964804)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 8:50 PM
Author: a simple jewish ape who likes the sea

You're preserving the legendary works of the internet's last true maestro. Thank you for your service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#49964815)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 8:56 PM
Author: Ape Arrogance

no problem!

and JM if you see this, feel free to contribute your own picks; the ones ITT only go to 2012

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Reputation#49964828)