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David Attenborough on Clique Theory

https://vocaroo.com/17jGDFnc7aHB For comparison, here's t...
Cerise filthpig
  03/31/23
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Violent Hell
  03/31/23
no joke, this might be one of the best results I've ever got...
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David Justice tp
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concupiscible den
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Soul-stirring parlour
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Cerise filthpig
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Sticky mediation old irish cottage
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Talented mustard native foreskin
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Cerise filthpig
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Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle
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gibberish (?)
  08/23/25
Always a pleasure, number 39
cowshit
  08/23/25


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Date: March 31st, 2023 1:08 AM
Author: Cerise filthpig

https://vocaroo.com/17jGDFnc7aHB

For comparison, here's the first paragraph of the Clique Theory web site:

Americans are raised to believe that acts of will are what matter in life, but this is wrong. Optimism is a message sold by liars. Fatalism is credited. Every act of will is limited by genotype and phenotype, and is even a PRODUCT of genotype and phenotype, since they are generated by your brain which is a product of your genetics. This is why it's impossible to escape your Clique. Really the ONLY thing you can do to improve yourself that won't end in disaster is to try to reach the Ascended Form of your Clique, i.e., a Woman becoming a Hot Girl, a Scumbag becoming a High Prole, or a Loser becoming a High Loser, such as liberal arts professor, head of state, or villain. In order to do that, you need not only the will, but a certain amount of luck.

https://web.archive.org/web/20181127205837/http://www.cliquetheory.com/

I used GPT-4 to rewrite it in his characteristic style, then used ElevenLabs' voice cloning service to make it a masterpiece.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5316184&forum_id=2Reputation#46121897)



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Date: March 31st, 2023 1:25 AM
Author: Violent Hell

180

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Date: March 31st, 2023 2:36 AM
Author: Cerise filthpig

no joke, this might be one of the best results I've ever gotten from ChatGPT. Damn is it well-said.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5316184&forum_id=2Reputation#46122049)



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Date: August 22nd, 2025 6:08 PM
Author: David Justice tp



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Date: March 31st, 2023 2:27 AM
Author: concupiscible den



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Date: March 31st, 2023 2:51 AM
Author: Soul-stirring parlour



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Date: March 31st, 2023 9:41 PM
Author: Cerise filthpig



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Date: March 31st, 2023 9:53 PM
Author: Sticky mediation old irish cottage



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Date: April 1st, 2023 12:01 PM
Author: Cerise filthpig



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Date: April 1st, 2023 12:02 PM
Author: Talented mustard native foreskin



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Date: May 18th, 2023 2:13 AM
Author: Cerise filthpig



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Date: August 22nd, 2025 7:20 PM
Author: Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle (πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ πŸ‡΅πŸ‡±)



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Date: August 23rd, 2025 12:54 AM
Author: gibberish (?)



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Date: August 23rd, 2025 1:04 AM
Author: cowshit

Always a pleasure, number 39

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5316184&forum_id=2Reputation#49206339)