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Beady-eyed Nighttime Mad-dog Skullcap
  06/30/25
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Lake maniacal temple newt
  06/30/25
Dear Jurisprudence, How do I successfully recruit more me...
Gay Native
  06/30/25
A cult? Friend, you don't join. You just realize you...
Flushed menage
  06/30/25
have you considered being Tall?
Beady-eyed Nighttime Mad-dog Skullcap
  06/30/25
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spectacular trust fund filthpig
  06/30/25
Dear Jurisprudence, How old does my son need to be before...
Gay Native
  07/02/25
Dear Dad, He's old enough. Let 'er rip. Yours truly...
dead doobsian national
  07/02/25
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buck-toothed exciting multi-billionaire pervert
  07/02/25
Dear LFED, Kids sure are different these days! In fact, b...
Beady-eyed Nighttime Mad-dog Skullcap
  07/02/25
Jurisprudence is a beautiful name for a hapa girl
Avocado theater hunting ground
  07/02/25
tp.
spectacular trust fund filthpig
  07/02/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:56 AM
Author: Beady-eyed Nighttime Mad-dog Skullcap



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:57 AM
Author: Lake maniacal temple newt



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:02 AM
Author: Gay Native

Dear Jurisprudence,

How do I successfully recruit more members for my cult dedicated to conquering the world without seeming like a completely deranged lunatic?

Signed,

Local Man Earnestly Concerned About The Fate Of The Human Species

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744562&forum_id=2Reputation#49060029)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:25 AM
Author: Flushed menage

A cult?

Friend, you don't join.

You just realize you were always a member.

Tabitha told me my Safeway Club Card number was a diagnostic key for The Great Becumming™.

She said my final performance review would be conducted by a man who only speaks in redactions.

She said the humming would get louder. She said the shelves are stalking me.

She said it is too late for me.

She said this is fine.

This is f-

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744562&forum_id=2Reputation#49060095)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:26 AM
Author: Beady-eyed Nighttime Mad-dog Skullcap

have you considered being Tall?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744562&forum_id=2Reputation#49060100)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:29 AM
Author: spectacular trust fund filthpig



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:29 AM
Author: Gay Native

Dear Jurisprudence,

How old does my son need to be before I allow him to play with fireworks? I want to make sure he's safe, but I remember how much fun I had with fireworks when I was a kid, and I want him to be able to have as much fun as I did during his childhood years.

He's currently 5 years old. Half-Chinese, semi-non-verbal. Likes dinosaurs and orange chicken.

Signed,

Local Fireworks-Enjoying Dad

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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:45 AM
Author: dead doobsian national

Dear Dad,

He's old enough. Let 'er rip.

Yours truly,

Jurisprudence

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Date: July 2nd, 2025 10:31 AM
Author: buck-toothed exciting multi-billionaire pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744562&forum_id=2Reputation#49065853)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 2:35 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Nighttime Mad-dog Skullcap

Dear LFED,

Kids sure are different these days! In fact, boys like your son commonly have difficulty in these kinds of situations. I suggest easing him into it by bringing him somewhere he can get used to loud noises - say a shooting range. Young hapa men seem to take to these like a peking duck to water!

sincerely,

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744562&forum_id=2Reputation#49066627)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 10:51 AM
Author: Avocado theater hunting ground

Jurisprudence is a beautiful name for a hapa girl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744562&forum_id=2Reputation#49065910)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 11:43 AM
Author: spectacular trust fund filthpig

tp.

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