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Got a colonoscopy last week. Dr said there’s an 80% chance I have cancer lol

Now I have to just wait two weeks for confirmation
cerebral amethyst hominid
  03/02/24
I welcome a stage 4 diagnosis because the wife and I agreed ...
Soggy indian lodge
  03/02/24
The whole bort *crosses fingers*
khaki tanning salon
  03/02/24
...
Racy Windowlicker
  03/13/24
ur too fat and gay to be of use to them
Contagious canary public bath
  03/02/24
I can eat an FPV drone like anyone else.
Soggy indian lodge
  03/02/24
ur too much of a coward
Contagious canary public bath
  03/02/24
I am a loyal servant of the empire and am sad I have but one...
Soggy indian lodge
  03/02/24
lmao
Useless mediation
  03/03/24
you'll get raped and pissed on by the russians as hazing bef...
Dashing Senate Place Of Business
  03/03/24
...
aphrodisiac trailer park prole
  03/03/24
Sounds Ruinous. I noticed like a lot of random Reddit commen...
Jet abode
  03/02/24
Background: I noticed I was shtting blood the past few month...
cerebral amethyst hominid
  03/02/24
Like fresh red blood or dried dark blood
Bronze talking locale partner
  03/02/24
Red, not dark blood
cerebral amethyst hominid
  03/02/24
I probably have ass cancer too
Bronze talking locale partner
  03/02/24
i think he's right that by far the most likely cause of this...
Charismatic Swollen Son Of Senegal Keepsake Machete
  03/03/24
usually bright red blood is hemorrhoids. what kind of quack...
appetizing menage halford
  03/03/24
If there are lesions in his colon that can lead to bright re...
autistic ebony dopamine
  03/03/24
I believe that's before he already had his ass probed, which...
Big ungodly weed whacker old irish cottage
  03/03/24
" eat relatively healthy compared to most Americans.&qu...
avocado slippery bawdyhouse international law enforcement agency
  03/03/24
Why are so many young people getting ass cancer lately? Is i...
Indigo private investor coldplay fan
  03/11/24
Our food supply is poisoned with GC chemicals and people, be...
misunderstood stage
  03/11/24
vaxxed?
snowy lay
  03/02/24
...
Low-t hyperventilating field
  03/02/24
...
mahogany comical mood
  03/02/24
When is OP going to answer this?
Low-t hyperventilating field
  03/02/24
the lack of answer is the answer
mahogany comical mood
  03/02/24
...
Useless mediation
  03/03/24
...
startling chest-beating den genital piercing
  03/11/24
the wages of sin (gay anal sex) is death
trip scourge upon the earth
  03/02/24
I’m gay. (In the luisian sense) Never had gay anal ...
cerebral amethyst hominid
  03/02/24
For real? In that case it will be easy for u to accept your ...
Shaky ticket booth
  03/02/24
That was a joke. Im married with a family
cerebral amethyst hominid
  03/02/24
Damn I wonder how that happens sometimes people present with...
Shaky ticket booth
  03/02/24
It’s better to not know these things imo
Odious wild wrinkle
  03/02/24
it's all a health insurance billmaxxxnig fraud
Contagious canary public bath
  03/02/24
Not sure I agree
cerebral amethyst hominid
  03/02/24
nice flame, butt boy
Poppy nighttime roommate
  03/02/24
No, just venting for therapeutic purposes I guess. I&rsq...
cerebral amethyst hominid
  03/02/24
colon cancer is actually not that rare for oldmos (45+)
Disturbing temple
  03/02/24
Sorry friend, but you won't die. Don't worry
Motley chapel turdskin
  03/02/24
Thank you brother. My dr said that he thinks it is in the e...
cerebral amethyst hominid
  03/02/24
do you routinely have violent receptive anal sex with black ...
salmon piazza internal respiration
  03/02/24
what could it be if not cancer? GRIDS?
Big ungodly weed whacker old irish cottage
  03/02/24
red blood is haemorrhoids. screening would show polyps or di...
appetizing menage halford
  03/03/24
Reminder, you did this to yourself by living an unhealthy li...
misunderstood stage
  03/02/24
that sucks, brother. if you do have it, it seems like it's ...
Charismatic Swollen Son Of Senegal Keepsake Machete
  03/02/24
Based on poast so far, even if it ot cancer, he'll be fine.
misunderstood stage
  03/02/24
Doctors are full of shit, you’re fine
Purple institution
  03/02/24
(Steve Jobs' ghost)
Razzle-dazzle friendly grandma jap
  03/03/24
"shit"
Indigo private investor coldplay fan
  03/11/24
why did you wait to see a doctor. not trying to kick you whi...
tan razzmatazz business firm pozpig
  03/03/24
Sucks, bro. I need to make an appointment.
know-it-all curious main people home
  03/03/24
O fortuitous anal cancer
primrose step-uncle's house
  03/03/24
Sorry man, survival rate seems pretty good though according ...
haunting dingle berry macaca
  03/03/24
twist: google results are all chatgpt 3 fraud, he has days t...
Razzle-dazzle friendly grandma jap
  03/03/24
Imagine how convenient it will be to poop in a bag on your b...
fuchsia twisted school
  03/03/24
Did his dick hurt
Wine bat-shit-crazy hell
  03/03/24
Good luck, hoping for the 20% it's not. We can't afford to l...
orange library
  03/03/24
how many months of shitting blood did it take for you to go ...
impertinent brass idea he suggested theater stage
  03/03/24
I ignored it for 5-6 months maybe, don’t remember prec...
cerebral amethyst hominid
  03/03/24
Damn dude - was it episodic blood? Or like months of shittin...
kink-friendly shitlib faggotry
  03/03/24
Almost every time I shat I noticed a little blood in the sto...
cerebral amethyst hominid
  03/03/24
Did you have other issues like shitting mucus or constipatio...
Bronze talking locale partner
  03/03/24
Some constipation occasionally. No other symptoms
cerebral amethyst hominid
  03/03/24
Excellent flame
Jet abode
  03/03/24
i'm going to a gastro this week. apparently i had an insane ...
Razzle-dazzle friendly grandma jap
  03/03/24
I hope this is flame, but fuck you if this is flame brother
opaque zombie-like hospital
  03/03/24
Not flaming, friend. It’s so real that i t didn’...
cerebral amethyst hominid
  03/03/24
Goddamn I hope it doesn’t come back negative. Or wait,...
opaque zombie-like hospital
  03/03/24
Dr Confirmed that test results show cancer. Now dr Ordered ...
cerebral amethyst hominid
  03/11/24
...
brilliant disrespectful philosopher-king
  03/11/24
you'll get through this, brother
Charismatic Swollen Son Of Senegal Keepsake Machete
  03/11/24
immediately cease ALL carbohydrate consumption, eat a strict...
floppy candlestick maker
  03/11/24
Second on this -- except once you're cancer free for a few y...
misunderstood stage
  03/11/24
Also -- make sure they sequence your tumors. Keto might not ...
misunderstood stage
  03/11/24
This is correct. Cancer is a metabolic disease and cancer c...
avocado slippery bawdyhouse international law enforcement agency
  03/11/24
...
floppy candlestick maker
  03/13/24
We can fight this together, brother. (you'll have to do mo...
opaque zombie-like hospital
  03/11/24
120
arrogant stage
  03/11/24
...
aphrodisiac trailer park prole
  03/12/24
Dr. got my CT scan scheduled for tomorrow morning, thankfull...
cerebral amethyst hominid
  03/12/24
...
Sapphire infuriating degenerate
  03/12/24
...
boyish love of her life
  03/12/24
Did the ct scan this morning and dr got the results right a...
cerebral amethyst hominid
  03/13/24
180 brother This is why everyone should get their ass bla...
Big ungodly weed whacker old irish cottage
  03/13/24
biannual ass blasting TP
Sickened corner
  03/13/24
...
Magenta patrolman knife
  03/13/24
Damn daddy Godspeed
deep rigpig
  03/13/24
...
Racy Windowlicker
  03/13/24
Hope it's quick and easy and you make a full recovery, broth...
Sickened corner
  03/13/24
Follow all of my advice about elimination of carbohydrat...
floppy candlestick maker
  03/13/24
What all can you eat on this diet
fluffy deranged famous landscape painting nowag
  03/14/24
Godspeed, brother.
fuchsia twisted school
  03/13/24
Excellent! Time to cut that ass open
Wine bat-shit-crazy hell
  03/13/24
Damn bro - sorry to hear its cancer but you are doing all th...
kink-friendly shitlib faggotry
  03/14/24
Sounds like you caught it early and are in good shape. My fa...
Magenta patrolman knife
  03/13/24
Ty for the support bros
cerebral amethyst hominid
  03/13/24
God Speed, brother, you will get through this.
appetizing menage halford
  03/13/24
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Bonkers Base Boiling Water
  03/13/24
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Erotic Whorehouse Azn
  03/14/24
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Buck-toothed bright sex offender
  03/14/24
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brilliant disrespectful philosopher-king
  03/14/24
Make a top 10 to do list in life and poast here
Exciting Theatre
  03/13/24
1-9) sex with men for money 10) become published Law Schola...
Big ungodly weed whacker old irish cottage
  03/13/24
...
cerebral amethyst hominid
  03/13/24
"Deconstructing Lawrence v. Texas Through Lived Experie...
Sickened corner
  03/14/24
I felt a great deal of emotional pain and grief about this t...
cerebral amethyst hominid
  03/16/24
I will go to church tomorrow and pray for you and your famil...
Mewling Personal Credit Line Pocket Flask
  03/16/24
God Bless you and protect you, my on-line friend. You may no...
appetizing menage halford
  03/16/24
...
mentally impaired excitant striped hyena gas station
  03/16/24
Lol’d at your moniker tyft
cerebral amethyst hominid
  03/16/24
what was it? are you retarded?
UN peacekeeper
  12/28/25
Wishing you the best bro
Racy Windowlicker
  03/16/24
...
brilliant disrespectful philosopher-king
  03/16/24
god bless you cancer diagnosis tp, we are all for you
multi-colored overrated death wish
  03/16/24
...
aromatic kitchen
  03/16/24
be well and get well, brother.
Histrionic gay church building
  03/16/24
Pulling for you
Provocative Abusive Affirmative Action Ladyboy
  03/16/24
...
Charismatic Swollen Son Of Senegal Keepsake Machete
  03/16/24
Letting a guy that close to your ass is pretty gay
Wine bat-shit-crazy hell
  03/16/24
Good luck and godspeed, friend
vigorous harsh property tank
  03/16/24
we're all for you
Sapphire infuriating degenerate
  03/16/24
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=LbhYqV17CoQ
lime thriller factory reset button stock car
  03/16/24
We here for you brother
deep rigpig
  03/16/24
problems with the sphincter 10-20 years down the line TP ...
opaque zombie-like hospital
  03/17/24
Lucky
Marvelous queen of the night
  03/17/24
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sensitive to ugliness
  12/28/25


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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:12 PM
Author: cerebral amethyst hominid

Now I have to just wait two weeks for confirmation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47457394)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:14 PM
Author: Soggy indian lodge

I welcome a stage 4 diagnosis because the wife and I agreed I could go fight and die in Ukraine in that one and only situation. I yearn to die for the empire.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47457395)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:20 PM
Author: khaki tanning salon

The whole bort *crosses fingers*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47457412)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:15 PM
Author: Racy Windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47490564)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:23 PM
Author: Contagious canary public bath

ur too fat and gay to be of use to them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47457425)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:39 PM
Author: Soggy indian lodge

I can eat an FPV drone like anyone else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47457461)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:54 PM
Author: Contagious canary public bath

ur too much of a coward

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47457492)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:16 PM
Author: Soggy indian lodge

I am a loyal servant of the empire and am sad I have but one stage IV cancer diagnosis to give my Czar.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47457543)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 1:10 AM
Author: Useless mediation

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47457856)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:27 AM
Author: Dashing Senate Place Of Business

you'll get raped and pissed on by the russians as hazing before you even get to ukraine. it's the real motivator for you, no doubt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47458473)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 4:50 PM
Author: aphrodisiac trailer park prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47459455)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:15 PM
Author: Jet abode

Sounds Ruinous. I noticed like a lot of random Reddit commenters have cancer btw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47457396)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:16 PM
Author: cerebral amethyst hominid

Background: I noticed I was shtting blood the past few months so dr said I should do the colonoscopy to be safe because a lot of young people have been getting colon cancer lately. I suspected it was just hemerrhoids so I’m in disbelief that it is likely something much more serious.

Im late 30s, skinny, and eat relatively healthy compared to most Americans.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47457398)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:25 PM
Author: Bronze talking locale partner

Like fresh red blood or dried dark blood

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47457430)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:28 PM
Author: cerebral amethyst hominid

Red, not dark blood

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47457438)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:49 PM
Author: Bronze talking locale partner

I probably have ass cancer too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47457632)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 9:33 AM
Author: Charismatic Swollen Son Of Senegal Keepsake Machete

i think he's right that by far the most likely cause of this is hemorrhoids, not ass cancer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47458318)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:01 AM
Author: appetizing menage halford

usually bright red blood is hemorrhoids. what kind of quack doctor are you seeing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47458527)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:06 AM
Author: autistic ebony dopamine

If there are lesions in his colon that can lead to bright red blood in shit. Various other forms of colitis and Chron’s all have symptoms like this. You’re right that a colon cancer usually shows up as black/older looking blood, but seems like this dude saw something on the scope that looks like a tumor.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47458538)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:08 AM
Author: Big ungodly weed whacker old irish cottage

I believe that's before he already had his ass probed, which presumably would have discovered hemorrhoids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47458539)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 4:49 PM
Author: avocado slippery bawdyhouse international law enforcement agency

" eat relatively healthy compared to most Americans."

describe what you think health eating is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47459453)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 7:52 PM
Author: Indigo private investor coldplay fan

Why are so many young people getting ass cancer lately? Is it the obvious reason, that they are getting fukt up the shitpipe more than usual?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47484597)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:07 PM
Author: misunderstood stage

Our food supply is poisoned with GC chemicals and people, beyond that, eat absurdly unhealthy diets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47484631)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:17 PM
Author: snowy lay

vaxxed?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47457402)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:24 PM
Author: Low-t hyperventilating field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47457429)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:47 PM
Author: mahogany comical mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47457477)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:10 PM
Author: Low-t hyperventilating field

When is OP going to answer this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47457525)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:12 PM
Author: mahogany comical mood

the lack of answer is the answer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47457529)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 1:11 AM
Author: Useless mediation



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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:04 PM
Author: startling chest-beating den genital piercing



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:21 PM
Author: trip scourge upon the earth

the wages of sin (gay anal sex) is death

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47457418)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:22 PM
Author: cerebral amethyst hominid

I’m gay. (In the luisian sense)

Never had gay anal sex though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47457422)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:23 PM
Author: Shaky ticket booth

For real? In that case it will be easy for u to accept your fate. Much harder for younger people who actually have a family.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47457426)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:24 PM
Author: cerebral amethyst hominid

That was a joke. Im married with a family

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47457428)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:22 PM
Author: Shaky ticket booth

Damn I wonder how that happens sometimes people present with perforated colon and they did not have any symptoms?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47457423)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:23 PM
Author: Odious wild wrinkle

It’s better to not know these things imo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47457424)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:24 PM
Author: Contagious canary public bath

it's all a health insurance billmaxxxnig fraud

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47457427)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:32 PM
Author: cerebral amethyst hominid

Not sure I agree

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47457449)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:25 PM
Author: Poppy nighttime roommate

nice flame, butt boy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47457432)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:26 PM
Author: cerebral amethyst hominid

No, just venting for therapeutic purposes I guess.

I’d at least make it a funny or crazier story if i wanted to flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47457436)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:50 PM
Author: Disturbing temple

colon cancer is actually not that rare for oldmos (45+)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47457480)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:53 PM
Author: Motley chapel turdskin

Sorry friend, but you won't die. Don't worry

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47457489)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:56 PM
Author: cerebral amethyst hominid

Thank you brother. My dr said that he thinks it is in the early stages based on what he sees so I should be hopeful about the situation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47457496)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:58 PM
Author: salmon piazza internal respiration

do you routinely have violent receptive anal sex with black men

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47457502)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:14 PM
Author: Big ungodly weed whacker old irish cottage

what could it be if not cancer? GRIDS?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47457536)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:32 AM
Author: appetizing menage halford

red blood is haemorrhoids. screening would show polyps or diverticulitis in the colon. that said, colon cancer, if caught early, is very treatable with high survival rate. hang in there, op. also, you doctor is billmaxxxing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47458597)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:17 PM
Author: misunderstood stage

Reminder, you did this to yourself by living an unhealthy lifestyle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47457545)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:27 PM
Author: Charismatic Swollen Son Of Senegal Keepsake Machete

that sucks, brother. if you do have it, it seems like it's treatable and the 5 year survival rates are high, so expect you would power through it. tough news though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47457569)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:27 PM
Author: misunderstood stage

Based on poast so far, even if it ot cancer, he'll be fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47457574)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:36 PM
Author: Purple institution

Doctors are full of shit, you’re fine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47457598)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:55 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle friendly grandma jap

(Steve Jobs' ghost)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47458514)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 7:55 PM
Author: Indigo private investor coldplay fan

"shit"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47484602)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 7:15 AM
Author: tan razzmatazz business firm pozpig

why did you wait to see a doctor. not trying to kick you while down but I could see myself doing this so trying to figure out the psychology

was it only intermittent, so you could convince yourself "oh it's getting better/going away" every time you shat and DIDNT bleed. or did you know something was wrong, but were just being obstinate?

How do you even find a doctor. I haven't set foot in a dr office (other than peds) for over 15 years now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47458124)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:53 AM
Author: know-it-all curious main people home

Sucks, bro. I need to make an appointment.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47458509)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:54 AM
Author: primrose step-uncle's house

O fortuitous anal cancer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47458512)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:37 AM
Author: haunting dingle berry macaca

Sorry man, survival rate seems pretty good though according to google. You will maek it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47458607)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 12:08 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle friendly grandma jap

twist: google results are all chatgpt 3 fraud, he has days to live

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47458692)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:41 AM
Author: fuchsia twisted school

Imagine how convenient it will be to poop in a bag on your belt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47458624)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:42 AM
Author: Wine bat-shit-crazy hell

Did his dick hurt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47458626)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 4:54 PM
Author: orange library

Good luck, hoping for the 20% it's not. We can't afford to lose poasters around this place.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47459470)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 4:55 PM
Author: impertinent brass idea he suggested theater stage

how many months of shitting blood did it take for you to go to the doctor? I'm currently ignoring the shit out of my obviously high blood pressure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47459476)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 9:03 PM
Author: cerebral amethyst hominid

I ignored it for 5-6 months maybe, don’t remember precisely. Kept thinking “it’s just hemorrhoids…they’ll get better on their own.” In the back of my mind I knew it could be something worse but didn’t think about that much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47460304)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 9:32 PM
Author: kink-friendly shitlib faggotry

Damn dude - was it episodic blood? Or like months of shitting blood constantly everytime? Hoping for the best for you man. Fuck cancer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47460354)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 9:51 PM
Author: cerebral amethyst hominid

Almost every time I shat I noticed a little blood in the stool, or just blood in the toilet bowl. Some times the blood was more noticeable than others

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47460393)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 9:34 PM
Author: Bronze talking locale partner

Did you have other issues like shitting mucus or constipation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47460359)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 9:52 PM
Author: cerebral amethyst hominid

Some constipation occasionally. No other symptoms

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47460394)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:43 PM
Author: Jet abode

Excellent flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47460554)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:45 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle friendly grandma jap

i'm going to a gastro this week. apparently i had an insane number of pre-existing hemorrhoids and the burning acid diarrhea i had from norovirus activated them all. deeply unpleasant, and yet that's still all trivial bullshit compared to cancer. sorry man!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47460557)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:47 PM
Author: opaque zombie-like hospital

I hope this is flame, but fuck you if this is flame brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47460561)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:50 PM
Author: cerebral amethyst hominid

Not flaming, friend. It’s so real that i t didn’t have the balls to post this under my regular moniker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47460567)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:55 PM
Author: opaque zombie-like hospital

Goddamn I hope it doesn’t come back negative. Or wait, positive.

Anyway Brb need to go put some of my faeces in the tube Kaiser sent me and mail it back to them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47460575)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 7:37 PM
Author: cerebral amethyst hominid

Dr Confirmed that test results show cancer. Now dr Ordered ct scans so that I can determine what stage it is. Dr assured me that it’s likely early stage because I haven’t dropped weight or had any other symptoms besides the blood. If that’s the case it should be treatable with surgery. Will keep the board updated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47484557)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 7:39 PM
Author: brilliant disrespectful philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47484559)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 7:41 PM
Author: Charismatic Swollen Son Of Senegal Keepsake Machete

you'll get through this, brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47484562)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 7:51 PM
Author: floppy candlestick maker

immediately cease ALL carbohydrate consumption, eat a strict ketogenic diet, with MCT oil (or, much easier on the digestive tract, coconut cream), and take berberine and fenbendazole.

You're welcome.

None of this is at all contraindicated to your doctor's proposed treatments (or radiation, chemo, or immunotherapy).

Your life will be long, my friend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47484590)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:04 PM
Author: misunderstood stage

Second on this -- except once you're cancer free for a few years, switch over to a whole foods organic high fiber, high veggie diet, which is best long term for preventing colon cancer.

Keto is TCR for "starving" colon cancer / micro cancers as they arise.

But my recommended diet above is what you want for real prevention in the first place.

And when you do the Keto, limit animal fats. Do olive oil, avacados, etc and not bacon, butter, etc. And you need to do real Keto -- ie. the kind the proscribe for kids with epilipsy -- not the fake keto diet 95% of people who "do keto" do. That means 80+% of your calories from fat. That means very limited carbs and limited protein.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47484624)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:11 PM
Author: misunderstood stage

Also -- make sure they sequence your tumors. Keto might not be as useful depending on the specific type of colon cancer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47484643)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:44 PM
Author: avocado slippery bawdyhouse international law enforcement agency

This is correct. Cancer is a metabolic disease and cancer cells ferment mostly glucose and glutamine. Cancer cells absorb something like 30X the amount of glucose other cells do. You can try to reduce your glutamine intake but it is orders of magnitude lower concentration in your bloodstream at any given time than glucose. You must give up carbs.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47484827)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:27 PM
Author: floppy candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47490634)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:01 PM
Author: opaque zombie-like hospital

We can fight this together, brother.

(you'll have to do most of the fighting, of course, but still)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47484617)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:51 PM
Author: arrogant stage

120

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47484857)



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Date: March 12th, 2024 4:03 PM
Author: aphrodisiac trailer park prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47487296)



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Date: March 12th, 2024 4:00 PM
Author: cerebral amethyst hominid

Dr. got my CT scan scheduled for tomorrow morning, thankfully. glad i don't have to wait too long .

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47487290)



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Date: March 12th, 2024 4:00 PM
Author: Sapphire infuriating degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47487292)



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Date: March 12th, 2024 5:56 PM
Author: boyish love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47487643)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:11 PM
Author: cerebral amethyst hominid

Did the ct scan this morning and dr got the results right after. The cancer has not spread anywhere else and doctor thinks this can be cured with surgery. Still need to do an MRI to confirm and know what stage cancer it is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47490544)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:14 PM
Author: Big ungodly weed whacker old irish cottage

180 brother

This is why everyone should get their ass blasted every six months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47490560)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:19 PM
Author: Sickened corner

biannual ass blasting TP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47490575)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:24 PM
Author: Magenta patrolman knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47490611)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:15 PM
Author: deep rigpig

Damn daddy Godspeed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47490563)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 4:34 PM
Author: Racy Windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47490901)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:18 PM
Author: Sickened corner

Hope it's quick and easy and you make a full recovery, brother.

Peterman, beady eyes narrowing "you call THAT an inflatable donut cushion?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47490572)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:26 PM
Author: floppy candlestick maker

Follow all of my advice about elimination of carbohydrates, strict ketogenic diet, MCT oil / coconut oil, and berberine and fenbendazole.

Non-negotiable. Do this now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47490626)



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Date: March 14th, 2024 12:07 AM
Author: fluffy deranged famous landscape painting nowag

What all can you eat on this diet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47492201)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 4:39 PM
Author: fuchsia twisted school

Godspeed, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47490913)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 7:39 PM
Author: Wine bat-shit-crazy hell

Excellent! Time to cut that ass open

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47491391)



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Date: March 14th, 2024 1:02 PM
Author: kink-friendly shitlib faggotry

Damn bro - sorry to hear its cancer but you are doing all the right stuff now. Sound its probably still 100% contained which means you can get it cleared up and can get right back to poasting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47493456)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:27 PM
Author: Magenta patrolman knife

Sounds like you caught it early and are in good shape. My father has kicked like 4 different sets of cancers in his time and still going strong. You'll be okay.

It's a mindfuck to go through I'm sure, but from what ive read - in my personal terrible experience with lots of fucking cancer in lots of people in my family - this is a pretty good result. Go aggressive at it if there is any choice. Get a second opinion if you can and have the cash / time.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47490632)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 7:19 PM
Author: cerebral amethyst hominid

Ty for the support bros

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47491349)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 7:44 PM
Author: appetizing menage halford

God Speed, brother, you will get through this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47491411)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 7:52 PM
Author: Bonkers Base Boiling Water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47491442)



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Date: March 14th, 2024 12:14 AM
Author: Erotic Whorehouse Azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47492214)



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Date: March 14th, 2024 12:23 AM
Author: Buck-toothed bright sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47492237)



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Date: March 14th, 2024 10:22 AM
Author: brilliant disrespectful philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47492803)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 7:56 PM
Author: Exciting Theatre

Make a top 10 to do list in life and poast here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47491451)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 8:07 PM
Author: Big ungodly weed whacker old irish cottage

1-9) sex with men for money

10) become published Law Scholar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47491466)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 11:38 PM
Author: cerebral amethyst hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47492131)



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Date: March 14th, 2024 12:50 PM
Author: Sickened corner

"Deconstructing Lawrence v. Texas Through Lived Experience"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47493423)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:31 AM
Author: cerebral amethyst hominid

I felt a great deal of emotional pain and grief about this the past few days. It felt like the most tense week of my life and I’m feeling a lot lighter and more ar peace after all the crying.

It was quite an intense experience when I went to my oncologist and he almost cried when he first met me because he realized that he treated other members of my family recently (don’t want to get into detail about that). He told me that there’s a possibility I may have to do some chemo to shrink it a bit before surgery but we need more testing before coming up with a treatment plan. He said going straight to surgery has the risk of causing problems with the sphincter 10-20 years down the line but that depends on the size. Anyway, I was really impressed with how kind and caring and knowledgeable this doctor was and it has put me at ease.

It’s all really difficult brothers but I will beat this and feel very positive today 🙏

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47499015)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:34 AM
Author: Mewling Personal Credit Line Pocket Flask

I will go to church tomorrow and pray for you and your family

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47499019)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:39 AM
Author: appetizing menage halford

God Bless you and protect you, my on-line friend. You may not know us but you can always come here to vent, and laugh at xo's absurdities to take your mind off things for a while.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47499024)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:47 AM
Author: mentally impaired excitant striped hyena gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47499030)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 12:24 PM
Author: cerebral amethyst hominid

Lol’d at your moniker tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47499077)



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Date: December 28th, 2025 2:28 PM
Author: UN peacekeeper

what was it? are you retarded?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#49545069)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 2:02 PM
Author: Racy Windowlicker

Wishing you the best bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47499218)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 2:34 PM
Author: brilliant disrespectful philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47499303)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 2:36 PM
Author: multi-colored overrated death wish

god bless you cancer diagnosis tp, we are all for you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47499307)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 2:55 PM
Author: aromatic kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47499332)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 4:27 PM
Author: Histrionic gay church building

be well and get well, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47499574)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 4:31 PM
Author: Provocative Abusive Affirmative Action Ladyboy

Pulling for you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47499581)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 7:44 PM
Author: Charismatic Swollen Son Of Senegal Keepsake Machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47499904)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 8:12 PM
Author: Wine bat-shit-crazy hell

Letting a guy that close to your ass is pretty gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47499964)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 8:14 PM
Author: vigorous harsh property tank

Good luck and godspeed, friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47499970)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:23 PM
Author: Sapphire infuriating degenerate

we're all for you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47500321)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:26 PM
Author: lime thriller factory reset button stock car

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=LbhYqV17CoQ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47500324)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:55 PM
Author: deep rigpig

We here for you brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47500366)



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Date: March 17th, 2024 1:00 AM
Author: opaque zombie-like hospital

problems with the sphincter 10-20 years down the line TP

Praying for the health of you and all your sphincters, my brother.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47500440)



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Date: March 17th, 2024 12:11 AM
Author: Marvelous queen of the night

Lucky

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47500386)



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Date: December 28th, 2025 2:33 PM
Author: sensitive to ugliness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#49545077)