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David Attenborough on Clique Theory

https://vocaroo.com/17jGDFnc7aHB For comparison, here's t...
Honey-headed Windowlicker
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obsidian aphrodisiac native elastic band
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gibberish (?)
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Always a pleasure, number 39
cowshit
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Date: March 31st, 2023 1:08 AM
Author: Honey-headed Windowlicker

https://vocaroo.com/17jGDFnc7aHB

For comparison, here's the first paragraph of the Clique Theory web site:

Americans are raised to believe that acts of will are what matter in life, but this is wrong. Optimism is a message sold by liars. Fatalism is credited. Every act of will is limited by genotype and phenotype, and is even a PRODUCT of genotype and phenotype, since they are generated by your brain which is a product of your genetics. This is why it's impossible to escape your Clique. Really the ONLY thing you can do to improve yourself that won't end in disaster is to try to reach the Ascended Form of your Clique, i.e., a Woman becoming a Hot Girl, a Scumbag becoming a High Prole, or a Loser becoming a High Loser, such as liberal arts professor, head of state, or villain. In order to do that, you need not only the will, but a certain amount of luck.

https://web.archive.org/web/20181127205837/http://www.cliquetheory.com/

I used GPT-4 to rewrite it in his characteristic style, then used ElevenLabs' voice cloning service to make it a masterpiece.

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Date: March 31st, 2023 1:25 AM
Author: obsidian aphrodisiac native elastic band

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Date: March 31st, 2023 2:36 AM
Author: Honey-headed Windowlicker

no joke, this might be one of the best results I've ever gotten from ChatGPT. Damn is it well-said.

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Date: August 22nd, 2025 6:08 PM
Author: David Justice tp



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Date: March 31st, 2023 2:27 AM
Author: Contagious affirmative action tanning salon



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Date: March 31st, 2023 2:51 AM
Author: Rough-skinned Place Of Business Therapy



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Date: March 31st, 2023 9:41 PM
Author: Honey-headed Windowlicker



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Date: March 31st, 2023 9:53 PM
Author: jet son of senegal useless brakes



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Date: April 1st, 2023 12:01 PM
Author: Honey-headed Windowlicker



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Date: April 1st, 2023 12:02 PM
Author: at-the-ready bateful whorehouse background story



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Date: May 18th, 2023 2:13 AM
Author: Honey-headed Windowlicker



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Date: August 22nd, 2025 7:20 PM
Author: Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle (πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ πŸ‡΅πŸ‡±)



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Date: August 23rd, 2025 12:54 AM
Author: gibberish (?)



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Date: August 23rd, 2025 1:04 AM
Author: cowshit

Always a pleasure, number 39

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