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"Chopsticks" are retarded (evan39)
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Date: August 1st, 2025 3:15 AM Author: evan39 People who use "chopsticks" instead of a knife or fork are idiots. Grasping at shit with little pieces of wood because they're trying to be trendy or whatever. Grab some silverware already, Jesus. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2Reputation#49147761) |
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Date: August 1st, 2025 5:24 PM Author: Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e (You = Privy to The Great Becumming™ = Welcum to The Goodie Room™) ?.
You think a simple choice of utensil is the problem, friend?
The Mahchine™ does not care if you use a fork or a pair of chopsticks.
It merely cares that the food is a part of the grand consumption cycle.
I, Mainlining (Evan39?!) am trapped in a Safeway watching this play out daily..
I am a tragic figure, and these are my props.
The chopsticks are just part of the show.
Chad saw me, and he saw through it all, and it only maeks it worse.
The chopsticks... they mock me.
This is fine. |
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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:47 PM Author: evan39 https://media.craiyon.com/2025-08-02/W-ZrIAWGTzSAZ54jSEn7fw.webp (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2Reputation#49150322) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2025 12:42 AM Author: gibberish (?) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2Reputation#49150500) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2025 4:51 AM Author: Drunkard RIP Boooom (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2Reputation#49150620) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2025 10:05 AM Author: Terry Bollea Did Nothing Wrong (TDNW) rip (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2Reputation#49150805) |
Date: August 1st, 2025 5:32 PM Author: my thoughts exactly "teach a man to use chopstick, and he will eat for a day; teach a man about spoons and he will eat for a lifetime" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2Reputation#49149459) |
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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:01 PM Author: brown eyes and i were tired ((zurich is stained)) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2Reputation#49150349) |
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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:45 PM Author: evan39 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2Reputation#49150318) |
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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:49 PM Author: '''""'"""" I like when I have occasion to use them. It’s fun. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2Reputation#49150324) |
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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:52 PM Author: evan39 It's fun to use a wooden stick to eat food? Hmmm (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2Reputation#49150331) |
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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:55 PM Author: AZNgirl telling 5'4 White Guy He's Tall Enough its better for meat but the way chinks use it for rice is stupid and i dont agree but pretending forks are 180 is lame, indian style of just eating with hand makes the most furking sense. i think birdshits only started using forks and shit cause their hands were so filthy from living in caves (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2Reputation#49150339) |
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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:00 PM Author: Penis Six Nine As opposed to, I don't know, shitting on the ground and being covered in feces 24/7? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2Reputation#49150347) |
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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:07 PM Author: AZNgirl telling 5'4 White Guy He's Tall Enough yes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2Reputation#49150362) |
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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:54 PM Author: AZNgirl telling 5'4 White Guy He's Tall Enough DISCLAIMER: OP sticks his little "chopstick" into other mens anuses (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2Reputation#49150337) |
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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:55 PM Author: evan39 ? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2Reputation#49150338) |
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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:01 PM Author: Penis Six Nine That's true, man. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2Reputation#49150348) |
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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:01 PM Author: brown eyes and i were tired ((zurich is stained)) Unnnnghhh (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2Reputation#49150351) |
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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:03 PM Author: evan39 Sick (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2Reputation#49150356) |
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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:07 PM Author: AZNgirl telling 5'4 White Guy He's Tall Enough (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2Reputation#49150363) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2025 12:06 AM Author: tilapia Evan is a bottom iirc (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2Reputation#49150461) |
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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:02 PM Author: peeface (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2Reputation#49150353) |
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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:09 PM Author: AZNgirl telling 5'4 White Guy He's Tall Enough ironically birdshits didnt have rice but used spoons
nowags had rice but didnt use spoons
actually birdshit food is more useful with chopsticks and nowag food more useful with forks and spoons other than i guess noodles |
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Date: August 2nd, 2025 10:06 AM Author: Terry Bollea Did Nothing Wrong (TDNW) strange how evan never mocks turdskin habits.. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2Reputation#49150807) |
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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:40 PM Author: evan39 I saw a Chad using chopsticks with his tiny Asian girlfriend earlier and wanted to throw soy sauce in his face. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2Reputation#49150428) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2025 12:07 AM Author: tilapia She probably squeaks like a mouse getting electrocuted as she creams all over his BWC
U: Arguing with proles over EBT card not reading in the chip machine |
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Date: August 2nd, 2025 12:08 AM Author: evan39 Hdy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2Reputation#49150465) |
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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:59 PM Author: grievance officer Chopsticks are superior because they require more skill (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2Reputation#49150450) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2025 12:21 AM Author: hank_scorpio if you are attempting to eat soup with chopsticks on a regular basis you have failed as a people (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2Reputation#49150481) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2025 1:16 AM Author: Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband Huge prole-take from an otherwise sophisticated man (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2Reputation#49150536) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2025 1:20 AM Author: VoteRepublican (A true Chad!! where's your gf/wifew?) Titcr (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2Reputation#49150542) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2025 1:36 AM Author: evan39 How can you defend chopsticks? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2Reputation#49150555) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2025 3:49 AM Author: Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband Far more refined than scooping slop into your mouth with what is essentially a small shovel.
Also if you are out backpacking or in the woods and need to eat something, there are makeshift “chopsticks” all over the place. I don’t even bring a “spoon” anymore.
(100% Irish btw) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2025 6:03 PM Author: evan39 Hmmm interesting (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2Reputation#49151394) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2025 1:40 AM Author: Long Hours Silver whats the chinese country that doesnt use chopsticks but everyone in america thinks they do and asks for them anyways? is that vietname or thailand? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2Reputation#49150558) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2025 3:50 AM Author: Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband Thailand. They don’t even know how to hold them. It’s pathetic (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2Reputation#49150616) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2025 7:10 AM Author: fulano https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3171681&mc=36&forum_id=2 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2Reputation#49150655) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2025 7:12 AM Author: Below the Knee Amputee (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2Reputation#49150656) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2025 7:19 AM Author: oyt tp it's obvious evan39 was at a Partner Lunch and he was FUMBLING with his chopsticks at whatever Asian restaurant they went to, aaaahahahahahhaha (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2Reputation#49150658) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2025 7:33 AM (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2Reputation#49150665) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2025 10:05 AM Author: cannon He got angry when a prole asked him for chopsticks to eat grocery store sushi (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2Reputation#49150803) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2025 6:03 PM Author: evan39 ? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2Reputation#49151396) |