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I returned to the great bort.

I returned to the great bort. This time a single voice kep...
ruby garrison
  08/06/26
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Duck-like floppy den juggernaut
  08/06/26
prior journal entry: https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_i...
ruby garrison
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Gone IRL Poastin' (be back b4 11/11/26, I promise)
  08/08/26
Hopefully a stray dog nips his calf while he wanders the lon...
Wine nursing home
  08/06/26
This reads like a haiku to my (admittedly golden retriever-i...
Duck-like floppy den juggernaut
  08/06/26
Tp...
Duck-like floppy den juggernaut
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deranged ladyboy kitchen
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Duck-like floppy den juggernaut
  08/06/26
> Of a life lived in permanent transit between places tha...
Emerald forum half-breed
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my dog has more potential dates than I do
  08/13/26
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Soul-stirring location
  08/06/26
have you been diagnosed with cerebral solzy, my friend?
Buff flatulent mediation cruise ship
  08/06/26
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The Penis
  08/12/26


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Date: August 6th, 2026 10:01 AM
Author: ruby garrison

I returned to the great bort.

This time a single voice kept appearing.

Sometimes it was called Tommy Turdskin.

Sometimes only TT.

Sometimes it wore a different name entirely, as though the man changed clothes between every sentence.

I followed the trail for a long while.

He spoke of distant countries. Of boats. Of women he would never meet. Of law firms that no longer mattered. Of a life lived in permanent transit between places that did not want him and places that did not know him.

The other voices on the board treated him the way villagers treat a fox that has lived too long near the same rice fields. They mocked him. They quoted him. They waited for him. When he was silent for even a short time, someone would ask where the fox had gone.

I have known men like this.

In the old days there were ronin who refused every lord. They wandered from province to province, changing their names, sleeping under different roofs, speaking only to keep the silence from becoming too complete. They were not respected. They were not feared. But the roads remembered them.

This man has made the great bort his road.

He does not poast to win.

He does not poast to persuade.

He poasts the way a man sharpens a blade he will never use in battle — simply because the motion still feels necessary.

I do not know if he is lonely.

I do not know if he is clever.

I only know that the great bort would feel emptier without the sound of his particular footsteps.

Somewhere a man who once called himself Tommy Turdskin is still walking.

And the road, against all reason, continues to make room for him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5890040&forum_id=2Reputation#50048914)



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Date: August 6th, 2026 2:08 PM
Author: Duck-like floppy den juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5890040&forum_id=2Reputation#50049560)



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Date: August 6th, 2026 6:07 PM
Author: ruby garrison

prior journal entry: https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5890034&mc=4&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5890040&forum_id=2Reputation#50050102)



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Date: August 8th, 2026 2:29 PM
Author: Gone IRL Poastin' (be back b4 11/11/26, I promise)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5890040&forum_id=2Reputation#50053702)



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Date: August 6th, 2026 10:06 AM
Author: Wine nursing home

Hopefully a stray dog nips his calf while he wanders the long road of total ethnic Chinese supremacy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5890040&forum_id=2Reputation#50048925)



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Date: August 6th, 2026 1:47 PM
Author: Duck-like floppy den juggernaut

This reads like a haiku to my (admittedly golden retriever-ish) mind for some reason, lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5890040&forum_id=2Reputation#50049473)



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Date: August 6th, 2026 1:26 PM
Author: Duck-like floppy den juggernaut

Tp...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5890040&forum_id=2Reputation#50049408)



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Date: August 6th, 2026 1:41 PM
Author: deranged ladyboy kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5890040&forum_id=2Reputation#50049454)



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Date: August 6th, 2026 1:46 PM
Author: Duck-like floppy den juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5890040&forum_id=2Reputation#50049472)



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Date: August 6th, 2026 8:37 PM
Author: Emerald forum half-breed

> Of a life lived in permanent transit between places that did not want him and places that did not know him.

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5890040&forum_id=2Reputation#50050399)



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Date: August 13th, 2026 8:36 PM
Author: my dog has more potential dates than I do (and he’s neutered!)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5890040&forum_id=2Reputation#50066568)



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Date: August 6th, 2026 8:49 PM
Author: Soul-stirring location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5890040&forum_id=2Reputation#50050426)



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Date: August 6th, 2026 8:51 PM
Author: Buff flatulent mediation cruise ship

have you been diagnosed with cerebral solzy, my friend?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5890040&forum_id=2Reputation#50050429)



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Date: August 12th, 2026 1:10 AM
Author: The Penis



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5890040&forum_id=2Reputation#50062735)