Retired SA Poaster with an Update for the GREAT Boart
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Date: January 19th, 2026 12:37 AM
Author: ....:::..:....:::..:...;;;..;...:.::
Well brothers, its been a while since any updates and I'm bored and have a night off from dating so figured I'd update my FRIENDS on the great boart. I became bf/gf with the last girl i poasted who everyone was saying to wife up. Things were going excellent for 2 months but apparently she's a fearful avoidant and 1 day she was telling me how excited she was for INSERT LONG TERM PLANS to breaking up 24 hrs later.
It kinda threw me for a loop and i stopped dating for 3 months till i moved back to the intermountain west. Went snowboarding, was feeling good, went to the hot tub drank a couple beers and fired up HINGE and for once put a modicum of effort into it in terms of opening lines and just started mass spamming any chick who was decently hot. Prior to that point i had dabble since the break up but only swiping which yielded zero results and the quality got progressively worst till i deleted it.
So this time around i started putting witty one liners and updated my main profile pic. Within 12 hrs i had like 8 matches, within 24 i had 15. Now I'm a little over a week out and have over 30 active and that's after a number have been culled. Here are the existing front runners... Unfortunately i had to cut out faces because its inappropriate to even post their pics at all when they're just looking for love and many of them are mainly their faces, but all of them are minimum 8/10 faces, some very close to model quality. I'm not into the RSF types normally although they are hot as shit also. I just prefer the down to earth outdoorsy chicks.
Thus far i've continued with my 100% first date to second date ratio. Meaning any girl I can get to go on a first date with me im always able to get 2nd, 3rd, 4th date. Since the one chick on SA who rejected me with the super autistic kid and issues i've had zero rejections.
To be clear I haven't returned to SA since the initial 3 mo post divorce period and all chicks have been organic dating apps and the quality has actually been significantly better at this point. The algo is very real and now that my roster is completely full im just getting flooded with super hot chicks and the matches are continuing to get better and better. It's no wonder everyone is single in modern america. This shit is deeply unhealthy and actively discourages LTRs.
36, doesn't want kids, good job, 2 dogs.
https://imgur.com/a/fdiMd1C
28, doesn't care re: kids, active, same hobbies, puppy dog love towards me, decent job (RN).
https://imgur.com/a/W3aDtlX
25 - my literally divorce attorney's associate. She has a bf but we started flirting anyway, the divorce has since been finalized and the flirting has ramped up aggressively. She told me she just wanted to get engaged in front of the eiffel tower but her bf was taking too long and i said perfect lets go to vegas. Several texts later she admitted we were crossing a line from healthy banter, but then said she liked it and proposed meeting for drinks tuesday. She's smoking hot.
https://imgur.com/a/phP3BTq
34 yr old business owner, lives close to me in so cal, getting drinks this week
https://imgur.com/a/NOsW0oO
34 yr old, intermountain west, works in tech whatever that means, is active and hot, we are getting drinks next week.
https://imgur.com/a/V3dzG8K
These are the front runners, there's 26 more behind them all of whom are pretty fucking hot. It's a fucking gold mine out there if you aren't an autistic incel shut in apparently. If I had known these would be my options during my marriage i would have ended it years and years ago.
For reference my bio contains nothing indicating im successful beyond being a lolyer and me splitting time between socal and the intermountain west. The rest of it is me talking about how i like being active, trail running, mtbing, snowboarding.
Note - I have less time lately so i won't really be updating and if links go dead so be it. And apologies in advance for using imgur but none of these are nudes so figured that was easiest. Figured my bros would appreciate regardless.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823771&forum_id=2Reputation#49600266) |
Date: January 19th, 2026 12:40 AM Author: nyuug
op = ASIAN LOSER
STFU you hooker fucking freak
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823771&forum_id=2Reputation#49600271) |
Date: January 19th, 2026 12:41 AM Author: walking JCM down the aisle (the XO front page)
damn these chicks are way hotter than the last round you posted
180
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Date: January 19th, 2026 12:44 AM
Author: ....:::..:....:::..:...;;;..;...:.::
the algo is real brother. I'm continuously failing upwards. It's equally bizarre to me. I'm not even great looking. I'm 40, in moderately decent shape but if anything am TOO THIN because i legit have to pay attention to what i eat just to keep weight on. I'm active and good at banter so that helps.
The most shocking was the divorce attorney cause if i was bitching at anyone during that process it was her. And generally it was like why the fuck am i having to answer this again when i already gave you guys the answers. But we built rapport quickly and then it just got more and more flirtatious. I've actively flirted with her on the group text with her boss and her boss (my female friend) just puts lol so she's clearly aware it's happening.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823771&forum_id=2Reputation#49600276) |
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Date: January 19th, 2026 1:07 AM
Author: ....:::..:....:::..:...;;;..;...:.::
No worries bro. I think woman are just corrupted by modern society and no longer settle down till their 30+. Whether this is good or bad is a matter of debate I guess. The one good thing is most have done therapy and are much less reactive/crazy then their 20 yr old counterparts and the ones who are still in great shape by their early to mid 30s generally remain so. So all in all I’m not mad about it.
My wife was a fucking nightmare by contrast and I met her organically in her early 20s…
I’m a relationshipmo so I date in spurts till I find one who is really hot with their shit seemingly together and settle down. Them having careers can be nice because it filters out the ones using me for my money
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823771&forum_id=2Reputation#49600300) |
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Date: January 19th, 2026 1:20 AM
Author: ....:::..:....:::..:...;;;..;...:.::
I think the great borts emphasis on early 20 organic gfs is pretty insane and all my single bros in their late 30s/early 40s generally agree.
I can only speak for myself but I had no fucking clue who I was at 20-25. I was filled with insecurities, anger/spite, emotionally unavailable and not really in touch with what I wanted out of life except make money and be successful. I’m a much fuller and happier person now at 40 and have a good handle on what I want out of life and a relationship hence where I’m at now.
The thing I look for is whether they had 1-2 long term (greater than 3 yr) relationships that didn’t work out for whatever reason and what they learned. That says more to me than anything. Women that have never been in a LTR that long have issues and should be avoided. But plenty of ppl get into semi unhealthy relationships in their early to mid 20s because they’re repeating familiar unhealthy patterns or haven’t really figured themselves out and then those don’t work out long term and rather than just getting married and being stuck in a forced unhealthy unhappy marriage they get out.
If they learned from it that’s far healthier than just going along and getting married just because. And honestly most of my friends who were married to organic gfs in their mid 20s are unhappy.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823771&forum_id=2Reputation#49600315) |
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Date: January 19th, 2026 1:47 AM Author: The Great Northern Ice Cube
Women aren't round characters like men are. Their job is to be cute and form babby and then their job is to be a mom. They're not supposed to discover anything. They're not Marie Curie. They're not going to become a world renowned scientist. Their job is to be hot and make you want to fuck another baby into them. And the rest of the time the best thing they can be is pleasant and their biggest dream in life should be to make you happy.
I was with an organic 20s gf (23 when we met) for 4 years and we broke up when she discovered that what really meant everything to her in the world was travel shrew and that I had failed to make that a core part of my life was to fulfill her dreams. Imagine what else 30 something women are 'discovering' about themselves. They're not going to discover their deep desire to be trad.
Billy Corgan met a 19 year old AZNwoman when he was in his 50s and they fucked and made 3 kids. I wonder what her lifestyle and dreams is. Probably for her spend all of Billy's money on stupid shit. And for him all he wants is for her to be hot still and a good mom. This relationship shit isn't brain science. What can 30 something woman offer like oh gee thus don't go out clubbing til 4am and they read the New Yorker so you have some dumb shit to talk about?
I'm not saying marry a dumdum but start from hot and is nice to you and your shared goals should be forming babby not whether she has the correct taste in upholstery and knows which hotels to stay at.
You only didn't know who you were at 25 because you hadn't built a successful business yet. Men are lost until they obtain lots of resources. Women are born with a massive amount of stored value that slowly degrades. They don't 'get better'.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823771&forum_id=2Reputation#49600344) |
Date: January 19th, 2026 1:07 AM Author: zesty
They all look vapid
Dating at that age seems so horrible
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Date: January 19th, 2026 1:09 AM Author: zesty
36, doesn't want kids, good job, 2 dogs.
LMFAO
28, doesn't care re: kids, active, same hobbies, puppy dog love towards me, decent job (RN).
nurse = whore
25 - my literally divorce attorney's associate. She has a bf but we started flirting anyway, the divorce has since been finalized and the flirting has ramped up aggressively. She told me she just wanted to get engaged in front of the eiffel tower but her bf was taking too long and i said perfect lets go to vegas. Several texts later she admitted we were crossing a line from healthy banter, but then said she liked it and proposed meeting for drinks tuesday. She's smoking hot.
dont be fucking stupid if shes cheating w u she will cheat on u
34 yr old business owner, lives close to me in so cal, getting drinks this week
old
34 yr old, intermountain west, works in tech whatever that means, is active and hot, we are getting drinks next week.
old
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Date: January 19th, 2026 1:11 AM
Author: ....:::..:....:::..:...;;;..;...:.::
I’m 40 and have dated plenty of mid to late 20 yr olds and have very little in common with them plus none of them have themselves or their lives figured out imo.
All a matter of preference I guess brother but I prefer the 30-35 yr old contingent for actual relationships flawed as they may be
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823771&forum_id=2Reputation#49600306) |
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Date: January 19th, 2026 1:28 AM Author: zesty
0 kids after 15 years with gash
just move on
relationships are not for u
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Date: January 19th, 2026 11:25 AM
Author: ....:::..:....:::..:...;;;..;...:.::
I had similar feelings while I was married... i.e. that I'd just want to fuck new chicks endlessly forever. After about 6 months of that a relationship with a super hot chick who was cool to hang out with seemed more cr.
I think you're right, if your relationship with your wife is decent and otherwise healthy there's no reason to blow it up. If your wife is as toxic as mine was, blowing it up was the best thing I could have done despite the large economic cost.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823771&forum_id=2Reputation#49600884) |
Date: January 19th, 2026 9:49 AM
Author: .,..,,.,.,.,.,.,..,.,.,..,..,
You absolutely can’t “date” you divorce attorney’s assistant but you should definitely try to fuck her and cum on those huge cans
First and last are the cutest ones for actual dating imo
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823771&forum_id=2Reputation#49600647) |
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Date: January 19th, 2026 11:26 AM
Author: ....:::..:....:::..:...;;;..;...:.::
To be clear, she was my divorce attorney's ASSOCIATE. She was a lawyer on my divorce team. Yesterday she wrote "now that its finalized I don't think there's any PR issues any more!"
So its pretty clear she knows exactly what she's doing.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823771&forum_id=2Reputation#49600887) |
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