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Friday was "go to work with brother" day; went with HBS bro

FML. So he's a year younger than me. He finished up HBS and ...
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explain please.
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you need to write a book or something
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I got a book deal already: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php...
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Date: May 27th, 2012 2:41 PM
Author: garnet fantasy-prone plaza queen of the night

FML. So he's a year younger than me. He finished up HBS and is now living the fuckin life. So we get a car service to his work and we meet another three dudes in front of the building. They all look a little hung over.

We go inside and their spirit seems lifted. "Another day at work bros," one exclaimed. A small smile appeared on each one of their faced.

Above the door, there was a sign that said "Don't bring yo' girl' round here." They each tapped it as we walked in. Sort of like the signs in a hockey locker room. But the sign was set high enough where only a 6'3 bro can reach it. Given that they are all 6'3 and up, I couldn't reach it even when I jumped.

The worst part was that they all referred to me as his "kid brother" even though I'm older.

Anyway, we get to the office about 10am and at 11 no one has really started working but you can tell that the hangovers are wearing off. THen the pary begins.

Everyone there is slapping eachother high fives and eating from the catered food in the middle of the office. There was also a table of goodies. One of the cool things was a stack of Devils-Rangers Game 6 box seats for whoever wanted them--$1000 tickets stacked right in the middle of the room. There were also a lot of electronics, etc. (like xobox 360's, and Ipads). There was also a sign-in sheet for their tax refund program (for the bros who actually paid taxes toget a refund from the company).

Anyway, for the next hour the bros were just grunting and slapping high fives and tal;king about how awesome last night was. Finally, this tall frat bro that looked like he could play WR for the Giants came out and had a tray full of shots. I seriously said, "What the fuck?"

Everyone started yelling and taking shots. High fiving eachother and the DJ started spinning. Yes, a fuckin DJ.

I asked my brother: "How do you guys get work done?" After all, these are big financial deals with some of the biggest companies in the world. He responded: "These deals basically work themselves out."

Then the boss came out and I thought he would be pissed. But he yelled, "Everyone on this side of the room is going to the Carribian this Memorial Day weekend, everyone on that side is going to the Virgin Islands."

Everyone cheered and started partying. I sat there is shock at how credited these people's lives are. One dude standing at 6'4 claimed that he banged my GF while they were in college (pump and dumped). Anotehr said, "Hey [HBS bro], your little bro's GF is hot, bring her around next time." My bro tried to calm them down and told them to cool it--he's a pretty 180 guy.

Then as everyone was getting ready to leave work, the boss called my bros name. He then tossed him the keys to a brand new 2012 m class. Jesus christ these guys have the credited life. LOL at our "profession."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Reputation#20775900)



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Date: October 31st, 2012 11:32 AM
Author: garnet fantasy-prone plaza queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Reputation#21932115)



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Date: December 20th, 2014 11:46 AM
Author: white immigrant weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Reputation#26967880)



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Date: May 27th, 2012 2:44 PM
Author: Hairless Yellow Multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Reputation#20775908)



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Date: May 27th, 2012 2:44 PM
Author: Slap-happy diverse temple boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Reputation#20775912)



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Date: May 27th, 2012 2:46 PM
Author: Arousing carmine chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Reputation#20775920)



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Date: May 27th, 2012 2:47 PM
Author: primrose indian lodge dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Reputation#20775923)



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Date: May 27th, 2012 6:39 PM
Author: garnet fantasy-prone plaza queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Reputation#20777231)



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Date: May 27th, 2012 9:21 PM
Author: garnet fantasy-prone plaza queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Reputation#20778032)



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Date: May 27th, 2012 9:24 PM
Author: fear-inspiring yapping bawdyhouse

wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Reputation#20778044)



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Date: May 27th, 2012 9:32 PM
Author: garnet fantasy-prone plaza queen of the night

explain please.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Reputation#20778089)



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Date: May 27th, 2012 9:34 PM
Author: fear-inspiring yapping bawdyhouse

you need to write a book or something

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Reputation#20778098)



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Date: May 27th, 2012 9:34 PM
Author: garnet fantasy-prone plaza queen of the night

I got a book deal already: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1956468&mc=21&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Reputation#20778108)



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Date: May 31st, 2012 11:52 PM
Author: garnet fantasy-prone plaza queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Reputation#20803298)



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Date: June 30th, 2012 6:28 PM
Author: garnet fantasy-prone plaza queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Reputation#20992004)



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Date: October 21st, 2012 4:26 PM
Author: garnet fantasy-prone plaza queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Reputation#21845690)



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Date: January 31st, 2017 11:17 PM
Author: white immigrant weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Reputation#32515133)



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Date: May 27th, 2012 9:39 PM
Author: dead blathering ratface

"I asked my brother: "How do you guys get work done?" After all, these are big financial deals with some of the biggest companies in the world. He responded: "These deals basically work themselves out."

lololol ur such an idiot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Reputation#20778134)



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Date: May 27th, 2012 11:08 PM
Author: garnet fantasy-prone plaza queen of the night

Explain your insult.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Reputation#20778620)



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Date: May 27th, 2012 11:08 PM
Author: garnet fantasy-prone plaza queen of the night

Explain your insult.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Reputation#20778621)



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Date: May 27th, 2012 11:13 PM
Author: hairraiser slimy garrison reading party

your life is pathetic. you waste time in posting drivel

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Reputation#20778641)



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Date: May 28th, 2012 9:37 AM
Author: garnet fantasy-prone plaza queen of the night

Who the fuck are yo?u

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Reputation#20780079)



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Date: May 28th, 2012 9:37 AM
Author: garnet fantasy-prone plaza queen of the night

Who the fuck are yo?u

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Reputation#20780080)



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Date: January 10th, 2013 4:07 PM
Author: Narrow-minded pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Reputation#22407674)



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Date: January 10th, 2013 4:07 PM
Author: Narrow-minded pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Reputation#22407677)



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Date: June 25th, 2014 7:02 PM
Author: maniacal prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Reputation#25818411)



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Date: May 27th, 2012 11:15 PM
Author: white immigrant weed whacker

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Reputation#20778653)



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Date: May 28th, 2012 10:56 AM
Author: heady set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Reputation#20780198)



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Date: May 28th, 2012 9:39 PM
Author: white immigrant weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Reputation#20782998)



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Date: May 29th, 2012 5:21 PM
Author: garnet fantasy-prone plaza queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Reputation#20788045)



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Date: May 29th, 2012 5:30 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle casino cuckold

"Everyone started yelling and taking shots. High fiving eachother and the DJ started spinning. Yes, a fuckin DJ. "

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Reputation#20788070)



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Date: May 29th, 2012 7:54 PM
Author: garnet fantasy-prone plaza queen of the night

OHHHH YEEEEEEE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Reputation#20788774)



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Date: August 28th, 2012 11:38 PM
Author: Thirsty karate

this one is my favorite image

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Reputation#21447691)



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Date: May 29th, 2012 5:32 PM
Author: henna therapy church building

tired flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Reputation#20788075)



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Date: May 29th, 2012 6:26 PM
Author: garnet fantasy-prone plaza queen of the night

(Calls out flame in one of my threads)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Reputation#20788336)



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Date: May 30th, 2012 7:33 PM
Author: garnet fantasy-prone plaza queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Reputation#20794980)



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Date: May 29th, 2012 6:26 PM
Author: garnet fantasy-prone plaza queen of the night

(Calls out flame in one of my threads)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Reputation#20788337)



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Date: May 31st, 2012 10:19 PM
Author: garnet fantasy-prone plaza queen of the night

Lmao Oh what a poast!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Reputation#20802524)



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Date: May 31st, 2012 10:19 PM
Author: garnet fantasy-prone plaza queen of the night

Lmao Oh what a poast!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Reputation#20802525)



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Date: September 12th, 2017 11:29 AM
Author: ocher school cafeteria cuck

(jjc)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Reputation#34192189)



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Date: April 24th, 2019 6:54 PM
Author: Lake Bat Shit Crazy Dingle Berry

???

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Date: April 24th, 2019 6:58 PM
Author: mustard chest-beating nursing home

jfc JJC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Reputation#38136985)



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Date: April 24th, 2019 7:34 PM
Author: deranged site double fault

lol jjc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Reputation#38137144)



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Date: May 31st, 2012 10:25 PM
Author: idiotic irradiated cumskin

i don't get it. nobody else brought their brother?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Reputation#20802537)



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Date: May 31st, 2012 10:37 PM
Author: Razzle church

thank you bro, your the only funny poaster on here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Reputation#20802605)



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Date: May 31st, 2012 11:56 PM
Author: kink-friendly crusty trailer park laser beams

There were also a lot of electronics, etc. (like xobox 360's, and Ipads).

LOL, just LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Reputation#20803338)



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Date: April 24th, 2019 6:58 PM
Author: mustard chest-beating nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Reputation#38136986)



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Date: May 31st, 2012 11:58 PM
Author: Anal Bull Headed Center

177

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Reputation#20803367)



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Date: June 1st, 2012 12:01 AM
Author: impressive depressive

I laughed heartily, brother.

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Reputation#20803406)



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Date: June 1st, 2012 12:07 AM
Author: cobalt unholy rehab

I spit out my night casein shake

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Reputation#20803469)



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Date: June 1st, 2012 12:53 AM
Author: coral house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Reputation#20803756)



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Date: June 1st, 2012 6:06 AM
Author: Erotic Nudist Hunting Ground

Eh, I think LSO was better

http://www.leveragedsellout.com/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Reputation#20804490)



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Date: June 1st, 2012 9:18 PM
Author: garnet fantasy-prone plaza queen of the night

Huh wat that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Reputation#20808950)



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Date: June 1st, 2012 9:18 PM
Author: garnet fantasy-prone plaza queen of the night

Huh wat that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Reputation#20808951)



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Date: June 6th, 2012 7:21 PM
Author: garnet fantasy-prone plaza queen of the night

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Reputation#20838898)



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Date: June 23rd, 2012 1:02 AM
Author: garnet fantasy-prone plaza queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Reputation#20939897)



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Date: June 24th, 2012 8:09 PM
Author: Cracking alcoholic potus

This seems 100% true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Reputation#20950819)



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Date: April 24th, 2019 7:35 PM
Author: vengeful boiling water locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Reputation#38137147)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:56 PM
Author: Iridescent frozen fortuitous meteor

This one made me incoherent for a full 10 seconds.

I thought the farm was the best. My wife liked the failure to prepare for trial thread.

But this one... This one is special.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Reputation#21245378)



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Date: September 12th, 2012 4:49 PM
Author: stimulating legend

what's the farm one?

yeah this is 180^180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Reputation#21562583)



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Date: September 12th, 2012 4:56 PM
Author: hyperactive menage

About to bump it, hold on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Reputation#21562627)



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Date: August 7th, 2012 10:37 PM
Author: white immigrant weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Reputation#21284784)



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Date: September 3rd, 2012 5:27 PM
Author: Contagious Rambunctious Dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Reputation#21487674)



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Date: September 7th, 2012 12:24 PM
Author: Orchid becky public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Reputation#21520331)



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Date: September 7th, 2012 12:28 PM
Author: spruce institution genital piercing

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Reputation#21520362)



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Date: September 7th, 2012 12:30 PM
Author: Laughsome snowy point liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Reputation#21520370)



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Date: September 7th, 2012 12:30 PM
Author: bright charismatic senate toilet seat

180 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Reputation#21520372)



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Date: September 12th, 2012 9:33 AM
Author: hyperactive menage

I think this ones my favorite.

All of them tapping the sign over the door on their way in, and Johnsmeyer jumping up to do it too is great.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Reputation#21559830)



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Date: November 14th, 2016 8:53 PM
Author: ocher school cafeteria cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Reputation#31909783)



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Date: September 16th, 2012 10:48 PM
Author: Thirsty karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Reputation#21596768)



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Date: September 20th, 2012 9:44 AM
Author: excitant people who are hurt

Still great

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Reputation#21619970)



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Date: October 21st, 2012 4:31 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal concupiscible gaming laptop office

had never seen this before, 180 billion

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Reputation#21845716)



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Date: October 31st, 2012 11:41 AM
Author: Aromatic charcoal macaca

I love these true life tales. Oh by the way here's a twist: the DJ was Albert Einstein.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Reputation#21932176)



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Date: November 19th, 2012 11:43 PM
Author: white immigrant weed whacker

epic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Reputation#22079798)



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Date: January 8th, 2013 11:01 AM
Author: hyperactive menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Reputation#22392527)



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Date: January 10th, 2013 4:05 PM
Author: motley state incel

the virgin islands are in the carribean

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Reputation#22407665)



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Date: January 10th, 2013 4:30 PM
Author: garnet fantasy-prone plaza queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Reputation#22407858)



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Date: June 25th, 2014 7:12 PM
Author: very tactful red alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Reputation#25818465)



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Date: January 20th, 2013 9:02 PM
Author: white immigrant weed whacker

Everyone cheered and started partying. I sat there is shock at how credited these people's lives are. One dude standing at 6'4 claimed that he banged my GF while they were in college (pump and dumped).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Reputation#22471379)



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Date: August 29th, 2013 5:32 PM
Author: garnet fantasy-prone plaza queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Reputation#23958100)



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Date: November 14th, 2013 10:08 PM
Author: garnet fantasy-prone plaza queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Reputation#24440872)



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Date: September 2nd, 2013 3:59 PM
Author: Nighttime New Version Azn

laugh at something new each time I read this. this time it was "xobox"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Reputation#23980876)



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Date: June 25th, 2014 7:00 PM
Author: Bateful turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Reputation#25818393)



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Date: June 25th, 2014 7:02 PM
Author: maniacal prole

wait, is this supposed to be funny?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Reputation#25818408)



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Date: June 25th, 2014 7:08 PM
Author: fishy station

this was probably the hardest i've laughed at any xo post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Reputation#25818447)



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Date: October 7th, 2014 12:01 PM
Author: garnet fantasy-prone plaza queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Reputation#26472434)



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Date: November 11th, 2014 9:45 PM
Author: white immigrant weed whacker

18000000000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Reputation#26698491)



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Date: November 11th, 2014 9:48 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Bonkers University

probably my favorite Johnsmeyer poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Reputation#26698538)



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Date: November 11th, 2014 9:51 PM
Author: Rusted space

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Reputation#26698563)



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Date: December 8th, 2014 9:30 PM
Author: Racy field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Reputation#26889370)



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Date: October 25th, 2015 12:03 AM
Author: crystalline 180 feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Reputation#29037797)



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Date: October 25th, 2015 12:07 AM
Author: high-end flesh heaven quadroon

FLAME!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Reputation#29037814)



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Date: October 25th, 2015 12:10 AM
Author: crystalline 180 feces

no johnsm's bro sounds 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Reputation#29037830)



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Date: October 25th, 2015 12:11 AM
Author: disturbing twinkling uncleanness kitchen

hall-of-fame post right here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Reputation#29037831)



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Date: February 5th, 2016 12:23 PM
Author: white immigrant weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Reputation#29758047)



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Date: February 5th, 2016 12:26 PM
Author: Flickering dashing parlour faggot firefighter

GOAT Johnsmeyer thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Reputation#29758070)



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Date: April 4th, 2016 4:21 PM
Author: citrine stirring brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Reputation#30200633)



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Date: April 4th, 2016 5:50 PM
Author: excitant people who are hurt

I find it weird that so many of the classic threads have so few bumps, relatively speaking

I mean this is a no doubt classic and it's taken 3.5 years to get 90 poasts. Meanwhile a poast about waffers will hit 90 in weeks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Reputation#30201192)



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Date: December 16th, 2016 9:56 AM
Author: white immigrant weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Reputation#32154894)



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Date: April 24th, 2019 6:59 PM
Author: mustard chest-beating nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Reputation#38136990)



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Date: April 4th, 2016 6:00 PM
Author: mildly autistic puce pistol

Xo HOF poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Reputation#30201256)



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Date: April 4th, 2016 6:18 PM
Author: amber fluffy home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Reputation#30201377)



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Date: April 19th, 2016 8:28 PM
Author: passionate scarlet community account elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Reputation#30307105)



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Date: March 31st, 2017 11:56 AM
Author: chrome bat-shit-crazy ticket booth sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Reputation#32961676)



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Date: September 12th, 2017 10:50 AM
Author: chrome bat-shit-crazy ticket booth sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Reputation#34191945)



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Date: September 12th, 2017 10:57 AM
Author: white immigrant weed whacker

18000000000000000000000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Reputation#34192004)



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Date: September 12th, 2017 11:31 AM
Author: Honey-headed coldplay fan

RIP Johnsmeyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Reputation#34192212)



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Date: September 12th, 2017 1:18 PM
Author: french parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Reputation#34193010)



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Date: February 16th, 2018 8:48 AM
Author: chrome bat-shit-crazy ticket booth sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Reputation#35415724)



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Date: May 13th, 2018 5:06 AM
Author: citrine stirring brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Reputation#36040457)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 2:11 PM
Author: Honey-headed coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Reputation#36272578)



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Date: August 11th, 2018 11:01 AM
Author: chrome bat-shit-crazy ticket booth sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Reputation#36597945)



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Date: August 11th, 2018 11:23 AM
Author: Lake Bat Shit Crazy Dingle Berry

JJJohnsmeyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Reputation#36598037)



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Date: April 24th, 2019 6:49 PM
Author: chrome bat-shit-crazy ticket booth sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Reputation#38136948)



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Date: April 24th, 2019 6:52 PM
Author: Appetizing fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Reputation#38136966)



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Date: April 24th, 2019 6:55 PM
Author: mustard chest-beating nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Reputation#38136976)



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Date: April 24th, 2019 7:32 PM
Author: cordovan pit

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Reputation#38137132)



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Date: April 24th, 2019 7:34 PM
Author: navy adventurous striped hyena market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Reputation#38137146)



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Date: April 25th, 2019 11:45 AM
Author: navy adventurous striped hyena market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Reputation#38140416)



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Date: May 3rd, 2019 7:56 AM
Author: navy adventurous striped hyena market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Reputation#38179630)



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Date: June 4th, 2019 10:27 AM
Author: chrome bat-shit-crazy ticket booth sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Reputation#38337172)



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Date: June 4th, 2019 10:41 AM
Author: Greedy orchestra pit selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Reputation#38337221)



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Date: January 4th, 2020 12:21 AM
Author: Bisexual bronze gay wizard lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Reputation#39374743)



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Date: February 10th, 2020 10:17 PM
Author: Awkward marketing idea theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Reputation#39574330)



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Date: February 17th, 2020 10:41 PM
Author: Awkward marketing idea theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Reputation#39610384)



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Date: February 18th, 2020 11:41 PM
Author: titillating hateful windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Reputation#39615961)



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Date: February 18th, 2020 11:45 PM
Author: deranged site double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Reputation#39615999)



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Date: February 18th, 2020 11:55 PM
Author: vengeful boiling water locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Reputation#39616050)



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Date: February 19th, 2020 12:02 AM
Author: Glassy Juggernaut Forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Reputation#39616085)



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Date: February 19th, 2020 12:11 AM
Author: floppy den deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Reputation#39616132)



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Date: May 4th, 2020 11:22 PM
Author: Racy field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Reputation#40150089)



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Date: January 29th, 2021 10:13 AM
Author: chrome bat-shit-crazy ticket booth sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Reputation#41849619)



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Date: April 25th, 2021 11:57 AM
Author: Violet abode dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Reputation#42347014)



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Date: July 30th, 2021 10:52 AM
Author: Milky Spectacular Newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Reputation#42868667)



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Date: July 30th, 2021 10:53 AM
Author: Blue sadistic mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Reputation#42868672)



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Date: July 16th, 2022 2:54 PM
Author: Thirsty karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Reputation#44861488)



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Date: July 16th, 2022 2:59 PM
Author: Blue sadistic mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Reputation#44861508)



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Date: July 16th, 2022 3:06 PM
Author: nubile area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Reputation#44861534)



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Date: July 16th, 2022 3:06 PM
Author: exciting carnelian stead volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Reputation#44861536)



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Date: July 16th, 2022 3:09 PM
Author: Bistre Galvanic Really Tough Guy Regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Reputation#44861551)



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Date: October 30th, 2022 7:03 PM
Author: exciting carnelian stead volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Reputation#45411767)



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Date: May 29th, 2023 5:13 PM
Author: chrome bat-shit-crazy ticket booth sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Reputation#46368495)



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Date: May 29th, 2023 5:16 PM
Author: vermilion insanely creepy codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Reputation#46368499)



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Date: May 29th, 2023 5:21 PM
Author: Startled pea-brained sanctuary

2012 seems like a much more optimistic time on the bort

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Reputation#46368519)



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Date: May 29th, 2023 5:25 PM
Author: histrionic theater hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Reputation#46368531)



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Date: May 29th, 2023 5:35 PM
Author: cream bearded dopamine step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Reputation#46368564)



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Date: June 19th, 2024 2:17 PM
Author: Blue sadistic mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Reputation#47760871)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 9:23 PM
Author: peeface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Reputation#49225168)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 10:23 PM
Author: ;..........,,,...,,.;.,,...,,,;.;.




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Reputation#49225233)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:34 PM
Author: Candy Ride



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Reputation#49226201)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 1:54 PM
Author: butt cheeks (✅🍑)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Reputation#49226371)