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Are high school seniors illiterate?

I got this criminal case where there was a fight at school a...
scholarship
  08/14/26
why dont they plead the fifth?
VoteRepublican
  08/14/26
Can you give some examples
digitally tall
  08/14/26
one guy come they move mad, the other he catch stray, then t...
scholarship
  08/14/26
If you can’t understand this, maybe you’re illit...
a New York Times analysis of Reddit posts
  08/14/26
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digitally tall
  08/14/26
Translation: One rather excitable young gentleman advanced u...
a New York Times analysis of Reddit posts
  08/14/26
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a New York Times analysis of Reddit posts
  08/14/26
Indubitably.
pitbulls eating your face in hell forever tp
  08/14/26
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didgeridoo
  08/14/26
my kid is almost in hs and has never been asked to write a 5...
t.rick o'treat panama
  08/14/26
How do you deal with that as a parent? I pay my kids cash mo...
a New York Times analysis of Reddit posts
  08/14/26
What the fuck? The fucking question to the parent is, why wo...
Fucking Fuckface
  08/14/26
yes
Long PlayroomPoon Clown Conniption
  08/14/26
According to this teacher: No, they’re illiterate. No...
a New York Times analysis of Reddit posts
  08/14/26
Tbf, it's fucking Houston
Fucking Fuckface
  08/14/26


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Date: August 14th, 2026 12:58 PM
Author: scholarship

I got this criminal case where there was a fight at school and a bunch of 17-18yo seniors gave handwritten statements to police. I could barely understand any of it. A lot of the words aren’t real or are written phonetically in tiktok slang. Really bizarre

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893089&forum_id=2Reputation#50067812)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 3:13 PM
Author: VoteRepublican (A true Chad!! where's your gf/wifew?)

why dont they plead the fifth?

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Date: August 14th, 2026 1:03 PM
Author: digitally tall

Can you give some examples

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Date: August 14th, 2026 3:57 PM
Author: scholarship

one guy come they move mad, the other he catch stray, then teacher pull it apart like “boy enough” but everybody still they yap say he be giving final boss, he gone crashout, lowkey , no they lie, the whole thing they mad sus and somehow still ate

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Date: August 14th, 2026 4:04 PM
Author: a New York Times analysis of Reddit posts

If you can’t understand this, maybe you’re illiterate.

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Date: August 14th, 2026 4:05 PM
Author: digitally tall



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Date: August 14th, 2026 4:07 PM
Author: a New York Times analysis of Reddit posts

Translation: One rather excitable young gentleman advanced upon the scene in a state of marked agitation, whereupon his counterpart received what can only be described as an unsolicited and rather unfortunate blow. The master of the form then intervened with admirable promptness, separating the combatants and declaring, with that weary authority peculiar to the teaching profession, “Boys, that will quite suffice.”

Nevertheless, the assembled company persists in its low murmurings: the fellow in question, they insist, was conducting himself with all the theatrical menace of a final adversary, teetering upon the brink of a most spectacular collapse of composure—discreetly, of course. One must concede they do not exaggerate. The entire episode was thoroughly irregular and open to the gravest suspicion… and yet, by some inexplicable alchemy, it rather succeeded.​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​

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Date: August 14th, 2026 4:12 PM
Author: a New York Times analysis of Reddit posts



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Date: August 14th, 2026 4:13 PM
Author: pitbulls eating your face in hell forever tp

Indubitably.

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Date: August 14th, 2026 4:25 PM
Author: didgeridoo



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Date: August 14th, 2026 1:52 PM
Author: t.rick o'treat panama

my kid is almost in hs and has never been asked to write a 5 paragraph (intro/3-body/conclusion) essay, ever. handwriting is terrible and written responses to questions are embarrassingly basic.

they give them erb exams every year and the only area of decline over time is in the writing/language portion, he's otherwise 98/99% in math/logic/science/etc. this is at a k12 that sends ~10% to ivies/stanford/mit and 40-50% to 'T20'-type of colleges. idk, maybe they really dial it up in hs, but i remember handwriting little essays and shit probably by 4th or 5th grade.

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Date: August 14th, 2026 4:10 PM
Author: a New York Times analysis of Reddit posts

How do you deal with that as a parent? I pay my kids cash money for written work product — on note paper. It’s the only way I’ve found to get them to actually write.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893089&forum_id=2Reputation#50068329)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 4:19 PM
Author: Fucking Fuckface

What the fuck? The fucking question to the parent is, why would you put up with that?

If your starting assumption is putting up with it, you're fucking failing as a parent, motherfucker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893089&forum_id=2Reputation#50068356)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 3:13 PM
Author: Long PlayroomPoon Clown Conniption ( )

yes

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Date: August 14th, 2026 4:04 PM
Author: a New York Times analysis of Reddit posts

According to this teacher: No, they’re illiterate. Not stupid, but unable to use the written word. https://x.com/kprc2rilwan/status/2087631055905800471?s=46

The superintendent literally responded to this viral video by saying, “that sounds right.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893089&forum_id=2Reputation#50068299)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 4:20 PM
Author: Fucking Fuckface

Tbf, it's fucking Houston

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5893089&forum_id=2Reputation#50068359)