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whenever people say "they couldn't make Back to the Future" today, why not?

or whatever in the growing list of things people say this ab...
cruel-hearted pistol
  05/22/24
No future
sinister boyish spot
  05/22/24
(jewish pedophile)
Chocolate diverse coldplay fan
  05/22/24
(proudly transsexual offspring of jewish pedophiles)
sinister boyish spot
  05/22/24
stfu nerd
Bespoke yellow mexican gaming laptop
  05/22/24
you are a mentally retarded jewish pedophile and also a nerd...
heady party of the first part
  05/22/24
If 2024 Marty went back to 1994, he'd never return.
Buff nursing home idea he suggested
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dun bossy laser beams
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Bespoke yellow mexican gaming laptop
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cyan station
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galvanic dopamine
  05/22/24
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free-loading naked church hairy legs
  05/22/24
because 2024 is infinitely more similar to 1985 than 1985 wa...
pontificating base athletic conference
  05/22/24
*alternate reality 1985 as depicted in Back to the Future 2....
big locus boistinker
  05/22/24
Because Michael J. Fox is old and has Parkinson's.
Stirring ultramarine private investor
  05/22/24
There's some point to be told about a terrific contrast in t...
Cerebral chartreuse abode
  05/22/24
"the entire film would be about not worrying about HIV,...
cruel-hearted pistol
  05/22/24
you can say "jews" here
Laughsome scourge upon the earth
  05/22/24
it wouldn't have to be about any of that nonsense if it mu...
cruel-hearted pistol
  05/22/24
...
galvanic dopamine
  05/22/24
I don't think Zendaya and Octavia Spencer have the comedic t...
appetizing codepig mediation
  05/22/24
couldnt just means wouldnt, and its pedantic to delve into t...
Nofapping Market Gay Wizard
  05/22/24
so why won't they again no one would actually be upset by ...
cruel-hearted pistol
  05/22/24
Doc would need to be a sassy black female
free-loading naked church hairy legs
  05/22/24
how is it working out with Ghostbusters?
brass love of her life
  05/22/24


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Date: May 22nd, 2024 9:19 AM
Author: cruel-hearted pistol

or whatever in the growing list of things people say this about

who cares about the people who would whine about "whitewashing" or sexism or whatever nonsense they'd complain about, these are some of the most miserable people in the world and there aren't that many of them

no one IRL would care about any "boycott" or whatever they tried

just ignore these losers instead of worrying about them or their opinions or things will continue to suck

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Date: May 22nd, 2024 9:20 AM
Author: sinister boyish spot

No future

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Date: May 22nd, 2024 10:22 AM
Author: Chocolate diverse coldplay fan

(jewish pedophile)

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Date: May 22nd, 2024 11:25 AM
Author: sinister boyish spot

(proudly transsexual offspring of jewish pedophiles)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5531396&forum_id=2Reputation#47683106)



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Date: May 22nd, 2024 9:20 AM
Author: Bespoke yellow mexican gaming laptop

stfu nerd

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Date: May 22nd, 2024 9:26 AM
Author: heady party of the first part

you are a mentally retarded jewish pedophile and also a nerd who needs to stfu

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Date: May 22nd, 2024 9:21 AM
Author: Buff nursing home idea he suggested

If 2024 Marty went back to 1994, he'd never return.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5531396&forum_id=2Reputation#47682771)



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Date: May 22nd, 2024 9:29 AM
Author: dun bossy laser beams



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Date: May 22nd, 2024 10:21 AM
Author: Bespoke yellow mexican gaming laptop



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Date: May 22nd, 2024 10:23 AM
Author: cyan station



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Date: May 22nd, 2024 2:35 PM
Author: galvanic dopamine



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Date: May 22nd, 2024 2:35 PM
Author: free-loading naked church hairy legs



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Date: May 22nd, 2024 9:22 AM
Author: pontificating base athletic conference

because 2024 is infinitely more similar to 1985 than 1985 was to 1955

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Date: May 22nd, 2024 9:26 AM
Author: big locus boistinker

*alternate reality 1985 as depicted in Back to the Future 2.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5531396&forum_id=2Reputation#47682776)



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Date: May 22nd, 2024 9:28 AM
Author: Stirring ultramarine private investor

Because Michael J. Fox is old and has Parkinson's.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5531396&forum_id=2Reputation#47682787)



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Date: May 22nd, 2024 9:38 AM
Author: Cerebral chartreuse abode

There's some point to be told about a terrific contrast in the shared monoculture we had in 1955 and the steady divergence from that in 1985, in a way that we cannot possibly replicate. But that is of course possible to replicate in some way about 1994 in less effective ways.

The fundamental problems are that Hollywood is unable to tell a story effectively and any remake would be a disaster for two principle reasons.

The first and smaller reason is that the entire movie would be a bunch of GenX nostalgia porn about the lack of a digital culture. In Back to the Future, this lasts for 30 seconds when he first arrives in Hill Valley, with the occasional joke scattered throughout. Instead, the whole movie would focus on a 2024 Zoomer unable to navigate without a phone or the digital world. And that could be valuable in its own right, but it is more your standard time travel movie (e.g., modern guy landing in Arthur's court).

The second and larger reason is that the "lessons" taught to the parents would be the wrong ones. In BttF, Marty teaches his parents abstinence, self-control, initiative, discipline. It is fundamentally a kind of accidental stoicism because the child realizes his parents are making all sorts of mistakes and need to improve their lives in basic ways. And in doing so, he is, in a sense, teaching himself the same lessons--which, by the way, sound much more in 1955 ethics than 1985.

In a film with flashbacks to 1994, the entire film would be about not worrying about HIV, tolerance of gays, "authenticity," more meaningful race reckoning, and the like. It would entirely, entirely be about imposing 2024 social mores on 1994, so that 2024 can be even more progressive.

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Date: May 22nd, 2024 9:49 AM
Author: cruel-hearted pistol

"the entire film would be about not worrying about HIV, tolerance of gays, "authenticity," more meaningful race reckoning, and the like. It would entirely, entirely be about imposing 2024 social mores on 1994, so that 2024 can be even more progressive."

it doesn't have to be

no one but a tiny group of miserable people actually wants that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5531396&forum_id=2Reputation#47682848)



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Date: May 22nd, 2024 10:26 AM
Author: Laughsome scourge upon the earth

you can say "jews" here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5531396&forum_id=2Reputation#47682928)



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Date: May 22nd, 2024 8:19 PM
Author: cruel-hearted pistol

it wouldn't have to be about any of that nonsense

if it must have a "message" cherishing your personal relationships and time without screens etc would work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5531396&forum_id=2Reputation#47684627)



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Date: May 22nd, 2024 2:37 PM
Author: galvanic dopamine



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Date: May 22nd, 2024 11:23 AM
Author: appetizing codepig mediation

I don't think Zendaya and Octavia Spencer have the comedic timing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5531396&forum_id=2Reputation#47683099)



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Date: May 22nd, 2024 11:29 AM
Author: Nofapping Market Gay Wizard

couldnt just means wouldnt, and its pedantic to delve into that difference

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Date: May 22nd, 2024 8:11 PM
Author: cruel-hearted pistol

so why won't they

again no one would actually be upset by this but a tiny group of already miserable people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5531396&forum_id=2Reputation#47684602)



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Date: May 22nd, 2024 2:36 PM
Author: free-loading naked church hairy legs

Doc would need to be a sassy black female

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Date: May 22nd, 2024 9:40 PM
Author: brass love of her life

how is it working out with Ghostbusters?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5531396&forum_id=2Reputation#47684855)