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Things they don’t make commercials for anymore

When I was a kid there were ads for Static Guard, which was ...
appetizing sandwich
  05/26/24
God can see inside your shirt collar. Never forget.
bespoke newt tank
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I remember endless long distance telephone carrier commercia...
vermilion arrogant son of senegal
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Cr 1-800-COLLECT was everywhere 1-800-DENTIST too
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dial down the middle
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I remember the ones for those discount long distance numbers...
disturbing stage
  05/26/24
ALF and Al Bundy too.
appetizing sandwich
  05/26/24
Just use 10-10-321!
Blathering comical double fault
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pDonrJ2WVWM
Blathering comical double fault
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OP was not what I was expecting, which was cig ads Do mesot...
sick foreskin
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I don’t think anyone here is old enough to remember ci...
appetizing sandwich
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You got Virginia Slims, now, baby You've come a long, long ...
sick foreskin
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Head on Apply Directly to the Forehead
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White people
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Zoobooks! Special TV offer!
claret base
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(guy that hasn't seen any ads for sports gambling)
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I remember a lot of ads for athlete's foot medication. You ...
provocative dysfunction
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That’s a good one. More people go to the gym now too. ...
appetizing sandwich
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Yeah, or maybe socks are better or more breathable somehow, ...
provocative dysfunction
  05/26/24
Way more cereal commercials back in the day
Fuchsia tripping police squad meetinghouse
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...
bateful haunted graveyard
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never see Snapple ads anymore
Fuchsia tripping police squad meetinghouse
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(faggot skallas)
Olive Stirring Brethren School
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margarine that tastes like butter
dark water buffalo circlehead
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Lottery commercials
provocative dysfunction
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“Best of” CD mixes
Avocado Nibblets Chapel
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Those are really nostalgic for me. I remember watching them...
provocative dysfunction
  05/26/24
Period pads using blue ink.
bespoke newt tank
  05/26/24
Now they advertise washable period underwear.
Grizzly state love of her life
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Edu-cation con-nec-tion...*hot chick bounces around* Ins...
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Education Connection girl is broke and begging for money ...
Self-absorbed stage
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psychic readings, divination shit, I forgot the name of the ...
claret base
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Miss Cleo
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Dionne Warwick Psychic Friends Network was also big
disturbing stage
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I see ads for California Psychics still
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https://youtu.be/O-2gifrvuwU?si=ase2Pr8IZNSGRGZX Christine ...
claret base
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Now That's What I Call Music 250
Sable headpube house
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Girls Gone Wild Jamster Whole genre of disreputable servic...
Sable headpube house
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Hooked on Phonics
Self-centered space ladyboy
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Muzzy
Sable headpube house
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the only ads now are medication and gambling. showing that t...
bateful haunted graveyard
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Haven't seen an AOL commercial in years
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They are all online now
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Used to be lots more ads for perfume and cologne
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vaginal douche commercials. they never actually named the p...
pea-brained wonderful menage associate
  05/26/24
I never see “PSAs” anymore
Swashbuckling masturbator school cafeteria
  05/26/24
Dexatrim
Self-absorbed stage
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Woolite
Blathering comical double fault
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Crystal Light https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VCJUiqQxtZ...
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Jenny Craig
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Blathering comical double fault
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apparently they went bankrupt in the last year. the fats hav...
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Blockbuster Video
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Date: May 26th, 2024 12:24 PM
Author: appetizing sandwich

When I was a kid there were ads for Static Guard, which was a spray can women used to stop “static cling,” which I think was when women’s dresses stuck to their stockings/hose. I still have no idea how this stuff worked or why it was needed. This wasn’t a one-off or fad product, these commercials were on all the time for years.

Also this thing called “Wisk,” which was supposed to get rid of “ring around the collar.” I guess women don’t do their men’s laundry anymore and/or men don’t wear collared shirts anymore. This product made no sense to me either, cause who even sees the inside of your shirt collar?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2Reputation#47692575)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 12:34 PM
Author: bespoke newt tank

God can see inside your shirt collar. Never forget.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2Reputation#47692606)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 12:25 PM
Author: vermilion arrogant son of senegal

I remember endless long distance telephone carrier commercials.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2Reputation#47692580)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 12:31 PM
Author: Avocado Nibblets Chapel

Cr 1-800-COLLECT was everywhere

1-800-DENTIST too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2Reputation#47692597)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 1:35 PM
Author: bateful haunted graveyard

dial down the middle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2Reputation#47692774)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 9:12 PM
Author: disturbing stage

I remember the ones for those discount long distance numbers like 10-10-321 and 10-10-220, they always had bitter comedians like George Carlin and Dennis Miller

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2Reputation#47693952)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 10:14 PM
Author: appetizing sandwich

ALF and Al Bundy too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2Reputation#47694087)



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Date: May 28th, 2024 1:40 PM
Author: Blathering comical double fault

Just use 10-10-321!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2Reputation#47697864)



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Date: May 28th, 2024 1:42 PM
Author: Blathering comical double fault

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pDonrJ2WVWM

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2Reputation#47697867)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 12:26 PM
Author: sick foreskin

OP was not what I was expecting, which was cig ads

Do mesothelioma PI commercials count here?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2Reputation#47692583)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 10:16 PM
Author: appetizing sandwich

I don’t think anyone here is old enough to remember cigarette commercials on TV, other than OldHLSGuy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2Reputation#47694091)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 11:43 PM
Author: sick foreskin

You got Virginia Slims, now, baby

You've come a long, long way

https://youtu.be/DknIw0KhrZ8

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2Reputation#47694319)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 12:26 PM
Author: Fuchsia tripping police squad meetinghouse

Head on Apply Directly to the Forehead

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2Reputation#47692584)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: Ivory Indian Lodge

White people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2Reputation#47692585)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 1:14 PM
Author: claret base

Zoobooks! Special TV offer!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2Reputation#47692706)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 1:15 PM
Author: Olive Stirring Brethren School

(guy that hasn't seen any ads for sports gambling)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2Reputation#47692709)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: provocative dysfunction

I remember a lot of ads for athlete's foot medication. You don't see that so much anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2Reputation#47692587)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 10:17 PM
Author: appetizing sandwich

That’s a good one. More people go to the gym now too. Maybe gyms today are less disgusting than the Ys of yesteryear.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2Reputation#47694094)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 11:46 PM
Author: provocative dysfunction

Yeah, or maybe socks are better or more breathable somehow, like people aren't wearing big thick tubesocks anymore or something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2Reputation#47694324)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: Fuchsia tripping police squad meetinghouse

Way more cereal commercials back in the day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2Reputation#47692589)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 1:36 PM
Author: bateful haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2Reputation#47692778)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 12:32 PM
Author: Fuchsia tripping police squad meetinghouse

never see Snapple ads anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2Reputation#47692602)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 1:08 PM
Author: Olive Stirring Brethren School

(faggot skallas)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2Reputation#47692678)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 12:34 PM
Author: dark water buffalo circlehead

margarine that tastes like butter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2Reputation#47692605)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 12:34 PM
Author: provocative dysfunction

Lottery commercials



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2Reputation#47692607)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 12:35 PM
Author: Avocado Nibblets Chapel

“Best of” CD mixes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2Reputation#47692608)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 3:57 PM
Author: provocative dysfunction

Those are really nostalgic for me. I remember watching them as a kid. They would play a few seconds of each song, and I would learn and sing the "mixes" to myself. My dad thought it was hilarious.

Example:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KoHRI8Mb95k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2Reputation#47693045)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 12:35 PM
Author: bespoke newt tank

Period pads using blue ink.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2Reputation#47692610)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 12:42 PM
Author: Grizzly state love of her life

Now they advertise washable period underwear.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2Reputation#47692625)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 12:36 PM
Author: Grizzly state love of her life

Edu-cation con-nec-tion...*hot chick bounces around*

Instant coffee



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2Reputation#47692616)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 1:01 PM
Author: sick foreskin

Get connected

For free

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2Reputation#47692661)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 10:11 PM
Author: Self-absorbed stage

Education Connection girl is broke and begging for money

https://www.gofundme.com/f/with-rent-and-bills-during-the-writers-strike?utm_campaign

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2Reputation#47694072)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 12:39 PM
Author: claret base

psychic readings, divination shit, I forgot the name of the popular one right before 9/11 miss Cleo or something like that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2Reputation#47692624)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 12:43 PM
Author: pink racy rigpig location

Miss Cleo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2Reputation#47692626)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 1:16 PM
Author: Sable headpube house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2Reputation#47692716)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 9:13 PM
Author: disturbing stage

Dionne Warwick Psychic Friends Network was also big

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2Reputation#47693955)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 1:21 PM
Author: Jet splenetic gas station

I see ads for California Psychics still

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2Reputation#47692732)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 1:07 PM
Author: claret base

https://youtu.be/O-2gifrvuwU?si=ase2Pr8IZNSGRGZX

Christine said we could talk about ANYTHING

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2Reputation#47692673)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 1:17 PM
Author: Sable headpube house

Now That's What I Call Music 250

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2Reputation#47692719)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 1:18 PM
Author: Sable headpube house

Girls Gone Wild

Jamster

Whole genre of disreputable services that would come on late at night on the Sci-Fi channel or Comedy Central

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2Reputation#47692726)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 1:33 PM
Author: Self-centered space ladyboy

Hooked on Phonics

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2Reputation#47692770)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 9:57 PM
Author: Sable headpube house

Muzzy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2Reputation#47694039)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 1:37 PM
Author: bateful haunted graveyard

the only ads now are medication and gambling. showing that the only profitable businesses are servicing boomers and scamming proles.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2Reputation#47692780)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 1:39 PM
Author: azure supple skinny woman

Haven't seen an AOL commercial in years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2Reputation#47692781)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 8:04 PM
Author: Flushed community account box office

They are all online now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2Reputation#47693731)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 9:24 PM
Author: brass stimulating pistol rehab

Used to be lots more ads for perfume and cologne

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2Reputation#47693965)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 9:24 PM
Author: pea-brained wonderful menage associate

vaginal douche commercials. they never actually named the product, either. there would be weird vague allusions to 'feeling fresh' and stock footage of women in dresses cavorting in fields followed by the summer's eve logo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2Reputation#47693966)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 9:54 PM
Author: Swashbuckling masturbator school cafeteria

I never see “PSAs” anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2Reputation#47694031)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 10:11 PM
Author: Self-absorbed stage

Dexatrim

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2Reputation#47694073)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 10:15 PM
Author: Blathering comical double fault

Woolite

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2Reputation#47694089)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 10:15 PM
Author: Blathering comical double fault

Crystal Light

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VCJUiqQxtZQ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2Reputation#47694090)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 10:20 PM
Author: Odious aqua people who are hurt sex offender

Jenny Craig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2Reputation#47694099)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 11:59 PM
Author: Blathering comical double fault

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=PLxesVFWhCE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2Reputation#47694342)



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Date: May 29th, 2024 7:41 PM
Author: Odious aqua people who are hurt sex offender

apparently they went bankrupt in the last year. the fats have won

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2Reputation#47702035)



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Date: May 27th, 2024 3:15 AM
Author: Jet splenetic gas station

Blockbuster Video

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2Reputation#47694523)