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Elie Mystal offers sensible take using nuanced hypo

he's a deep thinker. https://x.com/WesternLensman/status/...
Dark Vengeful Parlour
  06/30/25
wow lol
Translucent crackhouse kitty cat
  06/30/25
...
khaki dilemma
  07/01/25
that hair has to be a wig by now, right?
Translucent crackhouse kitty cat
  06/30/25
it's by far the best thing about his shtik.
Dark Vengeful Parlour
  06/30/25
He flamed out after one year in biglaw and realized his real...
Ivory passionate marketing idea queen of the night
  06/30/25
true. and it shows. his conviction carries him along.
Dark Vengeful Parlour
  06/30/25
Really? I thought he famously never passed the bar.
Cordovan Electric Furnace
  06/30/25
IIRC he was on the pass list but never actually admitted to ...
frum mad-dog skullcap psychic
  06/30/25
why would you not bother getting admitted even if you quit o...
Translucent crackhouse kitty cat
  06/30/25
I always heard he got C&F dinged Wasn't his dad a cor...
Hairraiser brilliant organic girlfriend
  06/30/25
NY has that weird C/F process after the results come out and...
Dark Vengeful Parlour
  06/30/25
How do the other states do it? I was only ever admitted in N...
frum mad-dog skullcap psychic
  07/01/25
In my experience it is supposed to run in the background onc...
Outnumbered parlor
  07/01/25
yeah the NY sequencing sucks it drags the whole thing out by...
Translucent crackhouse kitty cat
  07/01/25
that's the normal way. i'm not sure of the details but NY re...
Dark Vengeful Parlour
  07/01/25
not a "laywer" or a "lib" but i think hi...
pungent laughsome national goal in life
  06/30/25
He looks like a villain in a Captain Underpants book.
jet-lagged bull headed garrison
  06/30/25
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Motley Nowag
  06/30/25
This guys hair has earned him millions of dollars
Jet Hell Macaca
  06/30/25
...
Dark Vengeful Parlour
  06/30/25
credited hypo that underscores just how absurd and short-sig...
ebony anal native
  06/30/25
He looks like shit. Good Lord.
Stimulating forum
  06/30/25
He’s got an Xbox controller sitting on the entertainme...
Pontificating concupiscible space dragon
  06/30/25
...
Hairraiser brilliant organic girlfriend
  07/01/25
There's also a fan on the floor pointed at his chair.
Outnumbered parlor
  07/01/25
Only thing that's amazing about this is that somehow this re...
Vigorous orchestra pit
  07/01/25
...
Stimulating forum
  07/02/25
A century ago, a creature like Mystal would have been hunted...
thriller pale stag film
  07/02/25
I tried getting an injunction in Court to stop someone from ...
garnet 180 crotch
  07/01/25
how has he not yet died of diabetes or whatever obese nigger...
chartreuse french kitchen depressive
  07/02/25
Remember how obviously retarded he was on ATL (compared with...
Mildly autistic prole den
  07/02/25
who TF listens to these two ugly nons speaking?
black national security agency sweet tailpipe
  07/02/25
at 2 minutes in: "we're going to deport consuela un...
stirring lime nursing home love of her life
  07/02/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:32 AM
Author: Dark Vengeful Parlour

he's a deep thinker.

https://x.com/WesternLensman/status/1938991814545154381

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2Reputation#49060129)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:34 AM
Author: Translucent crackhouse kitty cat

wow lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2Reputation#49060134)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:29 AM
Author: khaki dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2Reputation#49062540)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:34 AM
Author: Translucent crackhouse kitty cat

that hair has to be a wig by now, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2Reputation#49060136)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:49 AM
Author: Dark Vengeful Parlour

it's by far the best thing about his shtik.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2Reputation#49060181)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:52 AM
Author: Ivory passionate marketing idea queen of the night

He flamed out after one year in biglaw and realized his real passion was hating whitey

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2Reputation#49060189)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:52 AM
Author: Dark Vengeful Parlour

true. and it shows. his conviction carries him along.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2Reputation#49060192)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:08 AM
Author: Cordovan Electric Furnace

Really? I thought he famously never passed the bar.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2Reputation#49060249)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:15 AM
Author: frum mad-dog skullcap psychic

IIRC he was on the pass list but never actually admitted to the NY bar. Which means either some C&F issue or he flamed out so fast he didn't even finish bar admission

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2Reputation#49060284)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:20 AM
Author: Translucent crackhouse kitty cat

why would you not bother getting admitted even if you quit or were fired from your job? clear C&F problems

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2Reputation#49060306)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: Hairraiser brilliant organic girlfriend

I always heard he got C&F dinged

Wasn't his dad a corrupt NY politician?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2Reputation#49060344)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:25 PM
Author: Dark Vengeful Parlour

NY has that weird C/F process after the results come out and some people who passed never do the paperwork or never pass the C/F test. i have no idea about Mystal, but i can say that his views are less grounded than KBJ's and have been for a long time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2Reputation#49062130)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:56 AM
Author: frum mad-dog skullcap psychic

How do the other states do it? I was only ever admitted in NY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2Reputation#49062589)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:36 AM
Author: Outnumbered parlor

In my experience it is supposed to run in the background once you register so you know if there are any issues by the time results are released.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2Reputation#49062974)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:40 AM
Author: Translucent crackhouse kitty cat

yeah the NY sequencing sucks it drags the whole thing out by an unnecessary additional handful of months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2Reputation#49062992)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:40 AM
Author: Dark Vengeful Parlour

that's the normal way. i'm not sure of the details but NY regularly churns out stories about people who pass the NY bar but fail to do the post-passing paperwork and then they start working as if they are lawyers anyway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2Reputation#49062995)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:00 AM
Author: pungent laughsome national goal in life

not a "laywer" or a "lib" but i think his hypo is actually cr

sorry libs the executive can just do stuff and that's how government works

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2Reputation#49060219)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:47 AM
Author: jet-lagged bull headed garrison

He looks like a villain in a Captain Underpants book.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2Reputation#49060369)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: Motley Nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2Reputation#49060440)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 12:08 PM
Author: Jet Hell Macaca

This guys hair has earned him millions of dollars

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2Reputation#49060396)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 12:36 PM
Author: Dark Vengeful Parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2Reputation#49060465)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 12:30 PM
Author: ebony anal native

credited hypo that underscores just how absurd and short-sighted the SCOTUS ruling is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2Reputation#49060450)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:47 PM
Author: Stimulating forum

He looks like shit. Good Lord.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2Reputation#49062058)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:07 PM
Author: Pontificating concupiscible space dragon

He’s got an Xbox controller sitting on the entertainment center behind him. Probably for one of those scholarship defense simulators

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2Reputation#49062100)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:30 AM
Author: Hairraiser brilliant organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2Reputation#49062543)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:35 AM
Author: Outnumbered parlor

There's also a fan on the floor pointed at his chair.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2Reputation#49062969)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:38 AM
Author: Vigorous orchestra pit

Only thing that's amazing about this is that somehow this retard makes enough money to not die of starvation on the street which is precisely where he would be in a fit and fully functional society.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2Reputation#49062984)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 1:06 AM
Author: Stimulating forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2Reputation#49065256)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 3:34 AM
Author: thriller pale stag film

A century ago, a creature like Mystal would have been hunted and possibly eaten.

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2294840&mc=47&forum_id=2#23492584

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2Reputation#49065379)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: garnet 180 crotch

I tried getting an injunction in Court to stop someone from moving assets and the Court literally said "fraudsters will be fraudsters so the injunction won't help you anyways."

Of course it was a dumb Judge and I'll be suing to unwind fraudulent transfers for years to come...



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2Reputation#49063001)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 1:13 AM
Author: chartreuse french kitchen depressive

how has he not yet died of diabetes or whatever obese niggers die from

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2Reputation#49065260)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 1:54 AM
Author: Mildly autistic prole den

Remember how obviously retarded he was on ATL (compared with Lat)?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2Reputation#49065298)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 2:33 AM
Author: black national security agency sweet tailpipe

who TF listens to these two ugly nons speaking?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2Reputation#49065328)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 3:04 AM
Author: stirring lime nursing home love of her life

at 2 minutes in:

"we're going to deport consuela until the court figures it out"

180, he has to go back

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2Reputation#49065360)