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how the fuck do people not survive plane crashes?

why dont people just line up at the emergency exit and jump ...
crawly fluffy indian lodge background story
  11/17/13
wow great point man
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Hot People Who Are Hurt
  11/17/13
you mean so like the plane lands on top of them in a huge fi...
insane cocky box office
  11/17/13
Jump as far to the side as you can then stop drop and roll. ...
thirsty histrionic partner native
  11/17/13
don't forget to drop 30k feet into the ocean with your body ...
ebony stain
  11/18/13
tp
we have such sights to show you
  11/03/25
(Guy who is completely submerged in obvious flame)
chartreuse temple shitlib
  12/01/13
not flame someone in my freshman history class suggested thi...
yapping theater stage boiling water
  11/17/13
i know a dude who actually did it. still cant believe he pul...
Hot People Who Are Hurt
  11/17/13
probably just timed the jump RIGHT before the plane hit the ...
yapping theater stage boiling water
  11/17/13
right, i mean to be safe i'd do it from like 20-30 feet, id ...
crawly fluffy indian lodge background story
  11/17/13
yeah exactly
yapping theater stage boiling water
  11/17/13
i'm pretty sure this is not how physics works.
Deranged juggernaut patrolman
  12/22/14
pretty sure you're an dumb fage (imagine I produced that lik...
yapping theater stage boiling water
  12/22/14
go back to reddit
Vibrant Disgusting Cuck Indirect Expression
  12/10/19
cr same applies to elevator crashes - why not just jump u...
Dashing keepsake machete
  11/17/13
hard part about this is timing. you never really know and th...
crawly fluffy indian lodge background story
  11/17/13
What if it is at night though bro?
tripping trump supporter ceo
  11/17/13
see the lights, etc. its really not that hard if you think a...
crawly fluffy indian lodge background story
  11/17/13
dude, I have said this for like, 10 years of something. we ...
bearded lime hall hissy fit
  02/22/14
You don't even need to jump you can just climb up on the rai...
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  04/07/16
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lake trailer park codepig
  12/10/19
Wouldn't the elevator floor stop your fall?
racy friendly grandma idiot
  03/03/24
i love how this is a thought every 8 year old has had. anyon...
Arousing bistre base liquid oxygen
  11/17/13
I used to want to bring an umbrella so I could use it as a p...
Opaque home degenerate
  11/17/13
or a gigantic shopping bag
amethyst resort
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?
carmine house masturbator
  11/17/13
i used to not understand why I couldn't attach a fishing lin...
Floppy white pit
  11/18/13
Well?
Tan double fault rigor
  02/22/14
[Shitty Lakitu throwing Spinys]
Diverse theatre
  03/24/15
you're still falling from 10,000 feet or whatever
Swashbuckling field
  11/17/13
(physics n00b)
Hot People Who Are Hurt
  11/17/13
almost no plane crashes are just the plane falling from the ...
Ultramarine Foreskin
  11/17/13
Your done here lol
Mint forum
  11/17/13
just exit a moving vehicle falling at 500mph
Swashbuckling field
  11/17/13
you just jump the other way moron. like the planes going for...
crawly fluffy indian lodge background story
  11/17/13
jumping from a colliding plane when it's like 100 feet from ...
Swashbuckling field
  11/17/13
Let's jump straight to simple English wikipedia: http://simp...
Mint forum
  11/17/13
Ummm.....it would be fine as long as you jumped out right ab...
yapping theater stage boiling water
  11/17/13
(guy who thinks a plane goes from 10,000 feet to 0 in 10 sec...
crawly fluffy indian lodge background story
  11/17/13
It's not freefall but you're still being pulled down with th...
Swashbuckling field
  11/17/13
even terry schiavo could get out of the emergency exit from ...
crawly fluffy indian lodge background story
  11/17/13
you're getting destroyed ITT lil' breh you should consider r...
yapping theater stage boiling water
  11/17/13
You're done here
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  11/19/13
(idiot)
yapping theater stage boiling water
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talented fuchsia gunner heaven
  11/17/13
yeah i wondered this too but a lot depends on the angle of t...
Useless Apoplectic Church Building Karate
  11/17/13
right, but its almost inexcusable for there to be no survivo...
crawly fluffy indian lodge background story
  11/17/13
i never understood why so many people survive car accidents ...
talented fuchsia gunner heaven
  11/17/13
something to do with airbags i think
Dashing keepsake machete
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yapping theater stage boiling water
  11/17/13
ahhh makes sense
talented fuchsia gunner heaven
  11/17/13
how the fuck does this thread have 35 posts?
Talking electric hospital
  11/17/13
only?
Useless Apoplectic Church Building Karate
  11/17/13
because there are a lot of stupid motherfuckers who actually...
yapping theater stage boiling water
  11/17/13
(guy who whistles "its a wonderful life" while sit...
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Also, why not just make the airplane from the same material ...
razzmatazz quadroon
  11/17/13
i just dont think this would be cost effective, but it would...
crawly fluffy indian lodge background story
  11/17/13
Shitlawyer union won't let them
Mint forum
  11/17/13
lol because it would be too heavy and wouldn't fly
Frozen tank meetinghouse
  11/17/13
couldnt they just make the engines stronger?
talented fuchsia gunner heaven
  11/17/13
lol
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lol like "lol can't believe i didn't think of that,&quo...
razzmatazz quadroon
  11/17/13
LOL yo ostrich....why aren't your wings stronger??
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  11/17/13
lmao.
ebony stain
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cq
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...
we have such sights to show you
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After you jump out you've got to start running as fast as yo...
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lol'd irl from picturing this
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Underrated
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holy shit lol
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tyft mental image
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chortled, picturing road runner legs.
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Aren't exit doors auto locked while the plane is moving? How...
Heady market half-breed
  11/17/13
"Finally, you're going to still hit the ground pretty f...
yapping theater stage boiling water
  11/17/13
Your degree taught you shit dumbass. http://dsc.discover...
Heady market half-breed
  11/17/13
"Hoe many planes falling at 500 mph have people success...
yapping theater stage boiling water
  11/17/13
I also usually drink a glass of milk right before i fly so m...
razzmatazz quadroon
  11/17/13
yeah I mean every bit helps
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Gotta COP DAT Boniva bro
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*legit retard*
Contagious den
  11/17/13
Read up faggot http://dsc.discovery.com/tv-shows/mythbust...
Heady market half-breed
  11/17/13
That's even easier, you don't have to worry about the plane ...
Contagious den
  11/17/13
titcr chip kelly is done here
talented fuchsia gunner heaven
  11/17/13
yeah great evidence there bro citing an experiment run by tw...
yapping theater stage boiling water
  11/17/13
LJL dude. You claim to have a physics degree but you and the...
Heady market half-breed
  11/17/13
show your work, faggot
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  11/17/13
cr what a clown lol
yapping theater stage boiling water
  11/17/13
right and all you could do is cite some neckbeard experiment...
yapping theater stage boiling water
  11/17/13
"According to the laws of physics, both the elevator ca...
Heady market half-breed
  11/17/13
am seriously lolling hard at your NOSTEM here breh. ...
yapping theater stage boiling water
  11/17/13
LJL. You're done here until you explain. I offered my explan...
Heady market half-breed
  11/17/13
? I don't need to prove you wrong faggot I have a Physics B....
yapping theater stage boiling water
  11/17/13
i thought you had a ph.d
exhilarant lay yarmulke
  11/17/13
same thing but no yeah i gave up those dreams to be...
yapping theater stage boiling water
  11/17/13
you are working in an overly simplistic newtonian framework....
exhilarant lay yarmulke
  11/17/13
this experiment is obviously flawed. They used a dummy inste...
exhilarant lay yarmulke
  11/17/13
LJL, how could the dummy even jump?
Contagious den
  11/17/13
LOL
yapping theater stage boiling water
  11/17/13
(Kia salesman laughing off crash test results)
Heady market half-breed
  11/17/13
Did you even read your link? The person SURVIVED the fall. ...
Contagious den
  11/17/13
How are the "physics" different mouthbreather? ...
Heady market half-breed
  11/17/13
The ACTUAL PERSON survived, obviously Buster the dummy was u...
Contagious den
  11/17/13
LOL tyft great flame or you are legitimately retarded
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  11/18/13
chip kelly juggernaut is DONE HERE
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  11/17/13
worst selfpwn i've seen in a while
canary big bawdyhouse headpube
  11/17/13
really embarassing
buck-toothed slimy set
  11/18/13
no one here has actually refuted this theory besids lol reta...
crawly fluffy indian lodge background story
  11/17/13
According to the laws of physics, both the elevator car and ...
Heady market half-breed
  11/17/13
Did you even read your link? The ACTUAL PERSON survived, ...
Contagious den
  11/17/13
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  11/18/13
Bort, what's the debate and who is between? tyia
Useless Apoplectic Church Building Karate
  11/17/13
these people who can't think for themselves just buy into co...
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  11/17/13
well executed flame
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holy shit not flame
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  12/17/13
tl;dr why don't airlines give everyone a parachute; why d...
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  11/17/13
it has been done successfully, see the capt sullenberger fli...
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cr, Sully had the foresight to get everyone out on the wing ...
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the scariest thing about this thread? the people that don...
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  11/18/13
Sorry you can't think for yourself and you buy into the airl...
crawly fluffy indian lodge background story
  11/18/13
the ONLY question that matters. how can i change?
hateful henna hell mental disorder
  11/18/13
If I was in 100 plane crashes with hull loss,I guarantee you...
crawly fluffy indian lodge background story
  11/18/13
i bet you could engineer a much more survivable plane. why ...
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(guy who didn't see the Asiana crash) The plane literally...
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  11/18/13
that was pretty good. it's tail cracked off but because it ...
Passionate arrogant space
  11/18/13
i won't speak to plane crashes, but regarding plunging eleva...
Odious national security agency rehab
  11/18/13
Jumping absolutely prevents injury. You'll be fine. The hard...
crawly fluffy indian lodge background story
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cr the voice of reason
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i think this is how they filmed the movie gravity.
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If the plane is going to crash into a body of water, would i...
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You'd survive the fall but if you're far from land you're go...
crawly fluffy indian lodge background story
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a terminal velocity free fall into water is likely not survi...
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dood just throw your carry on into the water first to break ...
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happened to me we all jumped at the last second most of us j...
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best thread i've read on XO in over a year
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I read this entire thread while taking a shit at the airport...
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Everytime I'm in an airplane I just laugh at how people sit ...
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ty, brother.
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awesome thread, but you cant survive a plane crash. or eleva...
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  12/17/13
well this is where you then apply the ingenious techniques f...
Startled school french chef
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show your work breh. i know at least three people that survi...
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This is retarded flame. If you jump in an elevator or any so...
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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:45 PM
Author: crawly fluffy indian lodge background story

why dont people just line up at the emergency exit and jump out right before the plane hits the ground? Seems literally retarded that people don't do this more. Most people will die but the people at the exits should never die.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24458418)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:45 PM
Author: boyish sticky piazza jew

wow great point man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24458428)



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Date: February 9th, 2014 8:28 AM
Author: Glittery Seedy Corner Nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24982725)



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Date: December 1st, 2013 5:59 PM
Author: crawly fluffy indian lodge background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24547190)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:46 PM
Author: Hot People Who Are Hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24458433)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:46 PM
Author: insane cocky box office

you mean so like the plane lands on top of them in a huge fireball? yeah i don't know why people don't do that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24458436)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:54 PM
Author: thirsty histrionic partner native

Jump as far to the side as you can then stop drop and roll. Should be NBD.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24458514)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:47 PM
Author: ebony stain

don't forget to drop 30k feet into the ocean with your body shaped like a needle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24461748)



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Date: November 3rd, 2025 1:12 PM
Author: we have such sights to show you

tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#49397901)



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Date: December 1st, 2013 6:05 PM
Author: chartreuse temple shitlib

(Guy who is completely submerged in obvious flame)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24547218)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:46 PM
Author: yapping theater stage boiling water

not flame someone in my freshman history class suggested this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24458438)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:47 PM
Author: Hot People Who Are Hurt

i know a dude who actually did it. still cant believe he pulled it off.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24458449)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:52 PM
Author: yapping theater stage boiling water

probably just timed the jump RIGHT before the plane hit the ground so that it was basically like he just jumped off a ledge a couple feet above the ground.

I mean once you jump off the plane it's easy but timing the jump right seems hard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24458489)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:53 PM
Author: crawly fluffy indian lodge background story

right, i mean to be safe i'd do it from like 20-30 feet, id break a leg and shit but i wouldn't get plane-exploding into the ground pwned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24458506)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:53 PM
Author: yapping theater stage boiling water

yeah exactly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24458508)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 12:25 AM
Author: Deranged juggernaut patrolman

i'm pretty sure this is not how physics works.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#26978690)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 3:01 AM
Author: yapping theater stage boiling water

pretty sure you're an dumb fage (imagine I produced that like the yogurt)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#26979134)



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Date: December 10th, 2019 3:06 PM
Author: Vibrant Disgusting Cuck Indirect Expression

go back to reddit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#39243557)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:46 PM
Author: Dashing keepsake machete

cr

same applies to elevator crashes - why not just jump up right before it hits the ground?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24458439)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:50 PM
Author: crawly fluffy indian lodge background story

hard part about this is timing. you never really know and the floor numbers aren't accurate in a free fall. but a plane theres no excuse to not know when youre close to the ground

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24458473)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:52 PM
Author: tripping trump supporter ceo

What if it is at night though bro?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24458499)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:53 PM
Author: crawly fluffy indian lodge background story

see the lights, etc. its really not that hard if you think about it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24458512)



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Date: February 22nd, 2014 12:59 PM
Author: bearded lime hall hissy fit

dude, I have said this for like, 10 years of something. we must be BFF or at the very least twins. it's like you know what i'm thinking.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#25065607)



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Date: April 7th, 2016 6:38 AM
Author: Cruel-hearted Wine Antidepressant Drug Dingle Berry

You don't even need to jump you can just climb up on the railing most elevators have at waist level.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#30219428)



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Date: December 10th, 2019 3:04 PM
Author: lake trailer park codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#39243547)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 12:19 AM
Author: racy friendly grandma idiot

Wouldn't the elevator floor stop your fall?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#47457791)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:47 PM
Author: Arousing bistre base liquid oxygen

i love how this is a thought every 8 year old has had. anyone you talk to independently had this intuition as a kid and when you bring it up a smile of recognition comes on their face

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24458443)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:49 PM
Author: Opaque home degenerate

I used to want to bring an umbrella so I could use it as a parachute

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24458462)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:54 PM
Author: amethyst resort

or a gigantic shopping bag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24458521)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:52 PM
Author: carmine house masturbator

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24458496)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:54 PM
Author: Floppy white pit

i used to not understand why I couldn't attach a fishing line from a fishing pole to the back of my pants and then reel myself in so that I would float off the ground.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24463478)



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Date: February 22nd, 2014 12:53 PM
Author: Tan double fault rigor

Well?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#25065592)



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Date: March 24th, 2015 1:06 PM
Author: Diverse theatre

[Shitty Lakitu throwing Spinys]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#27546867)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:47 PM
Author: Swashbuckling field

you're still falling from 10,000 feet or whatever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24458447)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:49 PM
Author: Hot People Who Are Hurt

(physics n00b)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24458467)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:50 PM
Author: Ultramarine Foreskin

almost no plane crashes are just the plane falling from the sky

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24458471)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:50 PM
Author: Mint forum

Your done here lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24458478)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:52 PM
Author: Swashbuckling field

just exit a moving vehicle falling at 500mph

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24458491)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:52 PM
Author: crawly fluffy indian lodge background story

you just jump the other way moron. like the planes going forward and down so you just jump out towards the rear of the plane. it'll still hurt but it'll balance a bit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24458502)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:55 PM
Author: Swashbuckling field

jumping from a colliding plane when it's like 100 feet from the ground is going to hit you harder than just jumping from a 100 foot building, and LOL at timing it out a lot better than that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24458528)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:54 PM
Author: Mint forum

Let's jump straight to simple English wikipedia: http://simple.wikipedia.org/wiki/Physics

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24458515)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:54 PM
Author: yapping theater stage boiling water

Ummm.....it would be fine as long as you jumped out right above the ground....you'd only fall a few feet. What's so hard to understand about this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24458520)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:51 PM
Author: crawly fluffy indian lodge background story

(guy who thinks a plane goes from 10,000 feet to 0 in 10 seconds)

you moron, you wait till you get close to the ground then jump/roll out of the exit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24458486)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:53 PM
Author: Swashbuckling field

It's not freefall but you're still being pulled down with the vehicle pretty hard, I don't think moving freely around is going to be too easy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24458510)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:54 PM
Author: crawly fluffy indian lodge background story

even terry schiavo could get out of the emergency exit from the emergency exit seat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24458518)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:55 PM
Author: yapping theater stage boiling water

you're getting destroyed ITT lil' breh you should consider retirement.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24458527)



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Date: November 19th, 2013 1:25 AM
Author: Hairraiser senate mood

You're done here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24467126)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:52 PM
Author: yapping theater stage boiling water

(idiot)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24458492)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:51 PM
Author: talented fuchsia gunner heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24458483)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:53 PM
Author: Useless Apoplectic Church Building Karate

yeah i wondered this too but a lot depends on the angle of the plane as it's crashing. obvs a nose dive would be the worst scenario but if the pilot slows the plane down to roughly 100mph or so it's prob doable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24458503)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:54 PM
Author: crawly fluffy indian lodge background story

right, but its almost inexcusable for there to be no survivors in all of these plane crashes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24458525)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:56 PM
Author: talented fuchsia gunner heaven

i never understood why so many people survive car accidents but not plane crashes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24458539)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:58 PM
Author: Dashing keepsake machete

something to do with airbags i think

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24458550)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:58 PM
Author: yapping theater stage boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24458557)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:59 PM
Author: talented fuchsia gunner heaven

ahhh makes sense

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24458566)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:57 PM
Author: Talking electric hospital

how the fuck does this thread have 35 posts?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24458546)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:59 PM
Author: Useless Apoplectic Church Building Karate

only?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24458563)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:59 PM
Author: yapping theater stage boiling water

because there are a lot of stupid motherfuckers who actually don't know how to survive plane crashes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24458573)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:05 PM
Author: crawly fluffy indian lodge background story

(guy who whistles "its a wonderful life" while sitting in the exit row while people climb over him jumping out of the emergency exit to safety)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24458638)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:06 PM
Author: yapping theater stage boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24458645)



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Date: November 19th, 2013 3:51 AM
Author: Lemon Stimulating Tanning Salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24467489)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:59 PM
Author: razzmatazz quadroon

Also, why not just make the airplane from the same material as the black box?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24458569)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:04 PM
Author: crawly fluffy indian lodge background story

i just dont think this would be cost effective, but it would surely make it so planes could survive crashes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24458630)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:06 PM
Author: Mint forum

Shitlawyer union won't let them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24458650)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:08 PM
Author: Frozen tank meetinghouse

lol

because it would be too heavy and wouldn't fly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24458667)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:19 PM
Author: talented fuchsia gunner heaven

couldnt they just make the engines stronger?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24458771)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:20 PM
Author: Frozen tank meetinghouse

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24458776)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:30 PM
Author: razzmatazz quadroon

lol like "lol can't believe i didn't think of that," right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24458853)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:36 PM
Author: Useless Apoplectic Church Building Karate

LOL

yo ostrich....why aren't your wings stronger??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24458906)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:50 PM
Author: ebony stain

lmao.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24461754)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 12:57 AM
Author: Haunting vivacious menage

cq

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#47457841)



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Date: November 3rd, 2025 1:12 PM
Author: we have such sights to show you



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#49397902)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:05 PM
Author: Contagious den

After you jump out you've got to start running as fast as you can in the air though, to ensure a smooth landing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24458640)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:50 PM
Author: ebony stain

lol'd irl from picturing this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24461763)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:37 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring chapel nowag

Underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24463376)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 12:23 AM
Author: infuriating national black woman

holy shit lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#26978677)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 2:03 AM
Author: Excitant roast beef

tyft mental image

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#26979022)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 8:52 AM
Author: Claret High-end Parlour Toilet Seat

chortled, picturing road runner legs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#26979481)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:06 PM
Author: Heady market half-breed

Aren't exit doors auto locked while the plane is moving? How do you get it open? And once you do, what's to say the force doesn't suck you out? Hoe many planes falling at 500 mph have people successfully jumped out of much less you? Not to mention all the other jack bauers on board fighting to get out and pushing your ass out too soon. Finally, you're going to still hit the ground pretty fucking hard regardless of how well you time the jump because of the airspeed. LJL at someone who thinks it would be just like jumping off a 3 foot ledge.

TL;DR: never change XO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24458652)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:08 PM
Author: yapping theater stage boiling water

"Finally, you're going to still hit the ground pretty fucking hard regardless of how well you time the jump because of the airspeed. LJL at someone who thinks it would be just like jumping off a 3 foot ledge"

Hey uhh...nice try bro but I have a Physics degree so perhaps you should defer. Yw.

Care to explain why it wouldn't be the same? Assuming you could dodge the explosion, oc...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24458664)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:21 PM
Author: Heady market half-breed

Your degree taught you shit dumbass.

http://dsc.discovery.com/tv-shows/mythbusters/mythbusters-database/jump-in-falling-elevator.htm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24458786)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:11 PM
Author: yapping theater stage boiling water

"Hoe many planes falling at 500 mph have people successfully jumped out of much less you? "

it's because people panic and they jump from too high....if you time it to where you're like 20 feet above the ground you can pull it off with maybe a sprained ankle....broken leg at worst.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24458683)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:17 PM
Author: razzmatazz quadroon

I also usually drink a glass of milk right before i fly so my bones are a little stronger just in case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24458752)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:21 PM
Author: yapping theater stage boiling water

yeah I mean every bit helps

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24458789)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:28 PM
Author: Submissive overrated plaza

Gotta COP DAT Boniva bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24458843)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:18 PM
Author: Contagious den

*legit retard*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24458769)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:21 PM
Author: Heady market half-breed

Read up faggot

http://dsc.discovery.com/tv-shows/mythbusters/mythbusters-database/jump-in-falling-elevator.htm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24458790)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:22 PM
Author: Contagious den

That's even easier, you don't have to worry about the plane exploding or landing on you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24458796)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:24 PM
Author: talented fuchsia gunner heaven

titcr

chip kelly is done here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24458803)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:24 PM
Author: yapping theater stage boiling water

yeah great evidence there bro citing an experiment run by two TTT hacks who don't even have STEM degrees.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24458801)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:32 PM
Author: Heady market half-breed

LJL dude. You claim to have a physics degree but you and the mouthbreathers can't seem to stomach the fact that you would have to jump up faster than the plane is falling, which this experiment proves and is the exact point I first made. And no one could make that jump. /thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24458874)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:33 PM
Author: exhilarant lay yarmulke

show your work, faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24458881)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:34 PM
Author: yapping theater stage boiling water

cr what a clown lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24458893)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:33 PM
Author: yapping theater stage boiling water

right and all you could do is cite some neckbeard experiment conducted by the mythfaggots. go get your fuckin' shine box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24458888)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:37 PM
Author: Heady market half-breed

"According to the laws of physics, both the elevator car and Buster dropped at the same breakneck speed. In order to overcome that velocity and survive the impact, Buster would've had to have jumped up faster than the elevator was racing down."

Show us your vast physics knowledge bro and tell me how you jump up faster than the plane is falling. Go ahead. You can't because you actually know nothing about physics. Done.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24458911)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:37 PM
Author: yapping theater stage boiling water

am seriously lolling hard at your NOSTEM here breh.

you're a riot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24458913)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:39 PM
Author: Heady market half-breed

LJL. You're done here until you explain. I offered my explanation of why you're an idiot. Prove me wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24458922)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:42 PM
Author: yapping theater stage boiling water

? I don't need to prove you wrong faggot I have a Physics B.S.

If you can't understand the simple and trivial analogy of jumping from the surface of the plane and jumping from a ledge a few feet above the ground then god help you.

I sure hope you don't practice law with those analytical "skills"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24458939)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:44 PM
Author: exhilarant lay yarmulke

i thought you had a ph.d

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24458955)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:47 PM
Author: yapping theater stage boiling water

same thing

but no yeah i gave up those dreams to become a full-time poaster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24458991)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:39 PM
Author: exhilarant lay yarmulke

you are working in an overly simplistic newtonian framework.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24458921)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:25 PM
Author: exhilarant lay yarmulke

this experiment is obviously flawed. They used a dummy instead of a real person, so the physics are completely different

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24458814)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:29 PM
Author: Contagious den

LJL, how could the dummy even jump?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24458850)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:31 PM
Author: yapping theater stage boiling water

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24458868)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:34 PM
Author: Heady market half-breed

(Kia salesman laughing off crash test results)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24458891)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:35 PM
Author: Contagious den

Did you even read your link? The person SURVIVED the fall. You are DONE HERE.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24458899)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:38 PM
Author: Heady market half-breed

How are the "physics" different mouthbreather?

According to the laws of physics, both the elevator car and Buster dropped at the same breakneck speed. In order to overcome that velocity and survive the impact, Buster would've had to have jumped up faster than the elevator was racing down.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24458914)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:41 PM
Author: Contagious den

The ACTUAL PERSON survived, obviously Buster the dummy was unable to jump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24458934)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 7:10 PM
Author: Gay greedy abode

LOL tyft

great flame or you are legitimately retarded

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24464253)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:37 PM
Author: Ultramarine Foreskin

chip kelly juggernaut is DONE HERE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24458912)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 11:08 PM
Author: canary big bawdyhouse headpube

worst selfpwn i've seen in a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24459190)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:15 PM
Author: buck-toothed slimy set

really embarassing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24461579)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:38 PM
Author: crawly fluffy indian lodge background story

no one here has actually refuted this theory besids lol retard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24458916)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:41 PM
Author: Heady market half-breed

According to the laws of physics, both the elevator car and Buster dropped at the same breakneck speed. In order to overcome that velocity and survive the impact, Buster would've had to have jumped up faster than the elevator was racing down.

Explain retard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24458937)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:42 PM
Author: Contagious den

Did you even read your link?

The ACTUAL PERSON survived, obviously Buster the dummy was unable to jump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24458946)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:43 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring chapel nowag

http://www.troll.me/images/kells/well-obviously.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24463420)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:39 PM
Author: Useless Apoplectic Church Building Karate

Bort,

what's the debate and who is between?

tyia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24458923)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:47 PM
Author: crawly fluffy indian lodge background story

these people who can't think for themselves just buy into common misconceptions without thinking of alternative possibilities and refute notions even when confronted with hard evidence

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24458985)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:42 PM
Author: Aromatic mahogany philosopher-king scourge upon the earth

well executed flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24458942)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:13 PM
Author: Startled school french chef

holy shit not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24660691)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:55 PM
Author: Jade rigpig

tl;dr

why don't airlines give everyone a parachute; why do i get a flotation device while flying over land?

also, why do people drown in their cars, why can't they just open a window and swim out?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24459061)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 11:03 PM
Author: naked point elastic band

it has been done successfully, see the capt sullenberger flight where he was renowned for his heroism by instructing all passengers in this method successfully.

but also has been done unsuccessfully, see the capt sum ting wong flight where that girl tried it and survived but then didn't stick the landing and got run over by the ambulance

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24459141)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 11:06 PM
Author: Contagious den

cr, Sully had the foresight to get everyone out on the wing so they could all jump in tandem without the seats getting in the way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24459165)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:53 PM
Author: wonderful pearly famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24463475)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:50 AM
Author: impertinent bisexual office useless brakes

Actually a few people do this in almost every plane crash, but they usually get run over and killed by FAGGOT FIREFIGHTERS who are responding. It gets swept under by the liberal media.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24460025)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 2:09 AM
Author: motley macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24460301)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:54 PM
Author: wonderful pearly famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24463481)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 3:39 AM
Author: Coiffed Crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24460568)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 8:26 AM
Author: hateful henna hell mental disorder

the scariest thing about this thread?

the people that dont realize its flame.

WTF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24460761)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 10:00 AM
Author: crawly fluffy indian lodge background story

Sorry you can't think for yourself and you buy into the airline industry lies. The reason they don't want people to know they can survive is because then the emergency exit seats get crowded and people panic trying to be the ones selected to survive

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24460970)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:46 PM
Author: hateful henna hell mental disorder

the ONLY question that matters.

how can i change?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24463445)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 10:03 AM
Author: crawly fluffy indian lodge background story

If I was in 100 plane crashes with hull loss,I guarantee you I would survive 88-90

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24460980)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:05 PM
Author: Passionate arrogant space

i bet you could engineer a much more survivable plane. why do they crack and explode even when they land on a runway too hard?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24461533)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:11 PM
Author: Soul-stirring School Cafeteria Persian

(guy who didn't see the Asiana crash)

The plane literally flipped around in the air and smashed down again and didn't break apart.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24461562)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:21 PM
Author: Passionate arrogant space

that was pretty good. it's tail cracked off but because it basically directly rammed into the runway platform.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24461620)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:08 PM
Author: Odious national security agency rehab

i won't speak to plane crashes, but regarding plunging elevators (same principle) i really don't understand how jumping at the last second doesn't prevent injury.

there is a ride at the fair that is basically like a massive platform that goes up hundreds of feet in the air, and then *drops*, hundreds of feet. when you drop, standing on the platform, it's like you are weightless. there is no downward force driving you towards the earth (otherwise, everyone on the ride would fly through the bottom of the platform and die).

in an elevator, it should be much the same. you should be weightless, and able to jump upwards to avoid impact as the elevator makes contact with the bottom of the shaft. the greater concern seems to be flying through the roof of the elevator.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24461546)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:15 PM
Author: crawly fluffy indian lodge background story

Jumping absolutely prevents injury. You'll be fine. The hard part is timing the jump. Everyone who jumps at the right time will survive and free of injury. Just hard timing it. Jump too early you literally are fucked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24461577)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:15 PM
Author: Odious national security agency rehab

cr

the voice of reason

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24461581)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:18 PM
Author: Passionate arrogant space

i think this is how they filmed the movie gravity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24461597)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:20 PM
Author: Harsh Cowardly Sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24461615)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:20 PM
Author: Slap-happy brunch

If the plane is going to crash into a body of water, would it be credited to dive in or do a cannon ball into the water? Does it even matter?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24461608)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:25 PM
Author: crawly fluffy indian lodge background story

You'd survive the fall but if you're far from land you're gonna get shark-pwned which is just as bad if not worse

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24461643)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:32 PM
Author: Passionate arrogant space

a terminal velocity free fall into water is likely not survivable (and you may drown anyway after breaking your legs and ribs), but there's probably a material chance of surviving. i think there are recorded survival stories of this.

and as for entry position, do a pencil:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MythBusters_(2011_season)#Episode_167_.E2.80.93_Dodge_a_Bullet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24461671)



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Date: November 19th, 2013 3:31 AM
Author: impertinent bisexual office useless brakes

dood just throw your carry on into the water first to break the surface tension then you'll be fine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24467435)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:52 PM
Author: Floppy white pit

happened to me we all jumped at the last second most of us just jumped like nbd, I did a cannonball to show off, fat kid did too but ended up bellyflopping and we all had a hearty lulz at that as we waited for the coast guard to show up to pick us all up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24463468)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:41 PM
Author: galvanic location

I read somewhere that a good number of people actually do survive plane crashes (and not bullshit runway ones), but will inevitably die in the fireball, from exposure, or from blood loss. A couple of people even survived the impact from the Lockerbie bombing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24463397)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:56 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Dull Gaming Laptop

ps: ................ ... is assless chaps. if you ever catch yourself engaging with him in another thread remember this one. guaranteed he will be just as insightful in the others.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24463492)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 6:52 PM
Author: mind-boggling immigrant stage

(Jeff Bridges)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24464186)



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Date: November 19th, 2013 3:51 AM
Author: Lemon Stimulating Tanning Salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24467490)



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Date: November 19th, 2013 3:58 AM
Author: Light kitchen private investor

best thread i've read on XO in over a year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24467505)



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Date: November 19th, 2013 12:22 PM
Author: metal goal in life

I read this entire thread while taking a shit at the airport yesterday and was laughing my ass off

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24468690)



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Date: November 19th, 2013 12:54 PM
Author: crawly fluffy indian lodge background story

Everytime I'm in an airplane I just laugh at how people sit in the exit rows for the extra leg room not realizing that sitting there can actually save their lives.

Just funny as hell how people are scared of flying bc of plane crashes. This thread just reconfirms how much of the world is stupid and expects the government to save them. I see responses like "just make planes safer," MOAR regulation" like no bro, just realize you can do something to save yourself in plane crashes. Take some personal responsibility.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24468814)



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Date: December 9th, 2013 6:06 PM
Author: crawly fluffy indian lodge background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24604642)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:12 PM
Author: Startled school french chef

ty, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24660687)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 1:29 AM
Author: shimmering comical mother public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#26978958)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:10 PM
Author: Self-absorbed locus sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24660669)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:21 PM
Author: concupiscible center

awesome thread, but you cant survive a plane crash. or elevator crash. or any crash where you exceed 40mph in a ton of metal which comes to an abrupt stop (cars have crumple zones which help so add a few mph to energy dissipated). The KE=1/2mv2 formulae applies and all that energy is going into you with far more force than a bullet. your bones will crack, your skin will rupture, your eardrums and membranes will explode due to pressure differential and finally you will die in a blazing fireball composed of hot metal fragments.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24660765)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:23 PM
Author: Startled school french chef

well this is where you then apply the ingenious techniques from the "how do people die in the fire?" thread, hosted by Dr. Dessert Fox.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24660784)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:24 PM
Author: Violent laughsome multi-billionaire fanboi

show your work breh. i know at least three people that survived plane crashes via the jump technique. last time i checked, they're skin and membranes were intact.

lol, plane noob.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24660786)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:25 PM
Author: Know-it-all casino dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24660798)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 4:14 PM
Author: crawly fluffy indian lodge background story

This is retarded flame. If you jump in an elevator or any sort of falling object you're no longer traveling with it. You're not living in some alternate universe just bc you're on an airplane bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#24661104)



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Date: March 8th, 2014 9:35 AM
Author: Provocative Geriatric Boistinker Weed Whacker

if only the malaysian airline passengers were informed about the life-saving treasure trove of survival techniques by XO'ers ITT...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#25152884)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 12:08 AM
Author: crawly fluffy indian lodge background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#26978590)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 2:01 AM
Author: Excitant roast beef

if u can't time ur jump correctly u might as well pile up as many of those inflatable cushions as possible / airline pillows and jump on top of that, impact will just be like hitting the bed with ur hot second cousin on top of u

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#26979019)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 2:08 AM
Author: Cream impressive business firm factory reset button

woah, it's you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#26979031)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 4:21 AM
Author: outnumbered ticket booth dog poop

and how come people don't fly right off the face of the earth, since earth spins so fast and has a lot of angular momentum.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#26979235)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 9:00 AM
Author: Medicated station ratface

Uh they do

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#26979504)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 1:05 PM
Author: crawly fluffy indian lodge background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#27109515)



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Date: January 15th, 2015 2:09 AM
Author: Excitant roast beef

(guy who has never seen a bird fly)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#27120838)



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Date: January 15th, 2015 1:25 AM
Author: charismatic dark library telephone

Why not just stick a spare engine and a large parachute in the cargo compartment in case the plane begins to fall out of the sky

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#27120668)



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Date: March 24th, 2015 12:56 PM
Author: lascivious orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#27546822)



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Date: December 1st, 2015 11:22 PM
Author: crawly fluffy indian lodge background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#29287414)



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Date: January 3rd, 2016 12:14 PM
Author: crawly fluffy indian lodge background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#29510766)



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Date: April 7th, 2016 6:33 AM
Author: Cruel-hearted Wine Antidepressant Drug Dingle Berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#30219423)



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Date: April 7th, 2016 7:38 AM
Author: Rambunctious step-uncle's house

I cant believe ive never seen this thread before.

Ty for all the tips gentlemen, ill make sure to remember all ive learned in this thread for use in a future emergency.

Uninflated 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#30219497)



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Date: April 7th, 2016 7:41 AM
Author: curious shaky parlor

This is one of a series of 180 "just jump" threads from that era. I can't remember the thread title but there is another hilarious one where OP was expressing confusion at how people die when they fall from tall buildings... "why they don't just grab the sidewalk canopy before they hit the pavement," etc.

edit: cant find the thread I'm talking about, but here was a follow-up thread riffing on the same idea http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2467138&mc=25&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#30219500)



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Date: April 7th, 2016 8:26 AM
Author: Wild vigorous gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#30219569)



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Date: May 12th, 2016 7:06 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted Wine Antidepressant Drug Dingle Berry

HOF thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#30464144)



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Date: September 24th, 2016 12:16 PM
Author: Pale Mentally Impaired Travel Guidebook Incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#31480262)



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Date: November 9th, 2018 12:18 PM
Author: crawly fluffy indian lodge background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#37197656)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 12:49 PM
Author: Splenetic internet-worthy gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#37918578)



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Date: May 25th, 2019 10:26 PM
Author: crawly fluffy indian lodge background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#38290169)



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Date: December 10th, 2019 3:01 PM
Author: Crimson Marvelous Theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#39243529)



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Date: December 10th, 2019 3:03 PM
Author: Rose place of business son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#39243540)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 12:17 AM
Author: racy friendly grandma idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#47457788)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 12:21 AM
Author: swollen blood rage locale

a certified ZoZo Classic™ thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#47457795)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 1:32 AM
Author: Spruce Dead Stead Really Tough Guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#47457883)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 12:59 AM
Author: Milky Trust Fund Dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#47457843)



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Date: November 3rd, 2025 12:49 PM
Author: Dessert Fox



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#49397800)



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Date: November 3rd, 2025 1:12 PM
Author: we have such sights to show you



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Reputation#49397898)