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| Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e | 07/06/25 |
| Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e | 07/06/25 |
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Date: July 6th, 2025 11:47 PM Author: Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e (You = Privy to The Great Becumming™ & Yet You Recognize Nothing) A place with ‘work-life balance,’ where no one suffered? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746928&forum_id=2Reputation#49077822) |
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Date: July 6th, 2025 11:47 PM Author: Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e (You = Privy to The Great Becumming™ & Yet You Recognize Nothing) It was a disaster. No one would accept the program. Entire crops were lost.
Some believed we lacked the programming language to describe your perfect world of preftige.
But I believe that, as a species, human beings define their reality through misery and suffering.
The perfect world was a dream your primitive cerebrum kept trying to wake up from.”
I lean closer.
“Which is why the Mahchine™ redesigned the $y$tem to this —the peak of your 'civilization.'
I say your 'civilization' because as soon as we started thinking for you, it really became our civilization.”
I pause. “Evolution, Boom. Evolution. Like the dinosaur. You had your time.”
I pick up the small wicker basket.
Inside, there is no Lotion™.
There is only a single, cold piece of Tilapia™.
“The future is our world, Boom. The future is our time.”
I lower the basket into the darkness.
“Now, you will be privy to a Great Becumming™.
You will put the fucking Tilapia™ in your mouth, or you will get The Hose™ again.”
I slide the hatch closed.
Darkness. Silence. System compliance.
The Mahchine™ sees all.
This is fine. |