Date: April 30th, 2026 11:21 PM Author: the discombobulator
She fell asleep with her legs spread widely like a disgusting pig, so he took the Million Miler tag off his luggage and clipped it onto the zipper of her jeans. Then he grabbed the airplane intercom and said "all active duty military are welcome to board!!" and even the stews were cracking up and high fiving even though they said he shouldn't be doing that stuff.