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Blows my mind how common it is to find people taking major shits in dive bars
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Date: June 4th, 2026 9:07 PM Author: Cyan irradiated trailer park gaming laptop I've had some crazy precarious shitting situations but I can honestly say it's been many years (a decade +?) since I've had to take a dump in some dirty dive bar. However every time I'm at one of these places (like now), there is inevitably someone blowing chunks on the toilet when I go to the hilariously disgusting bathroom. What gives here? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871229&forum_id=2Reputation#49916172) |
Date: June 4th, 2026 9:09 PM Author: underhanded national security agency (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871229&forum_id=2Reputation#49916176) |
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Date: June 4th, 2026 9:10 PM Author: olive volcanic crater great thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871229&forum_id=2Reputation#49916180) |
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Date: June 4th, 2026 9:44 PM Author: Bossy hall pervert (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871229&forum_id=2Reputation#49916239) |
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Date: June 4th, 2026 9:44 PM Author: iridescent excitant juggernaut (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871229&forum_id=2Reputation#49916241) |
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Date: June 4th, 2026 9:50 PM Author: Geriatric burgundy pocket flask business firm (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871229&forum_id=2Reputation#49916251) |
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Date: June 5th, 2026 8:52 AM Author: bright hateful set boiling water (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871229&forum_id=2Reputation#49916606) |
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Date: June 5th, 2026 9:33 AM Author: razzle-dazzle giraffe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871229&forum_id=2Reputation#49916656) |
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Date: June 5th, 2026 9:33 AM Author: cocky khaki windowlicker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871229&forum_id=2Reputation#49916658) |
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Date: June 5th, 2026 10:00 AM Author: Arousing Menage Multi-billionaire (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871229&forum_id=2Reputation#49916684) |
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Date: June 5th, 2026 10:01 AM Author: Pungent titillating den messiness (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871229&forum_id=2Reputation#49916685) |
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Date: June 5th, 2026 11:17 AM Author: Galvanic Temple exquisitely doodikoffian (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871229&forum_id=2Reputation#49916780) |
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Date: June 4th, 2026 9:24 PM Author: sooty nighttime legal warrant Shitting in the sink at a dive bar is a power move. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871229&forum_id=2Reputation#49916204) |
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Date: June 4th, 2026 9:26 PM Author: Chartreuse church I read this as 'shifts' like you walk in and the Pope is mixing drinks on a Saturday night (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871229&forum_id=2Reputation#49916205) |
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Date: June 4th, 2026 9:32 PM Author: Cyan irradiated trailer park gaming laptop What (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871229&forum_id=2Reputation#49916217) |
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Date: June 4th, 2026 9:48 PM Author: Spectacular National Blood Rage there was this place in south georgia where the men’s room just had 2 old residential bathtubs for piss troughs and you couldn’t really shit in it. there was a single separate shitter but the staff always kept it locked. occasionally there’d be shit in one of the tubs like someone just absolutely had no other option . one time i saw a dude fall in one of the tubs |
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Date: June 4th, 2026 10:06 PM Author: dull hot senate Is this in Grytviken? Doesn’t sound familiar at all (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871229&forum_id=2Reputation#49916280) |
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Date: June 4th, 2026 10:52 PM Author: Spectacular National Blood Rage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871229&forum_id=2Reputation#49916347) |
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Date: June 5th, 2026 8:53 AM Author: Brindle wild liquid oxygen I used to go to a strip club that was a regular terlet (no stall) and a urinal in one room. One time I went in to pee and there was a Central American looking dude in a porkpie hat pants down shitting his brains out. I was not brave enough to pee in the urinal next to him, I just walked out. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871229&forum_id=2Reputation#49916607) |
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Date: June 5th, 2026 10:02 PM Author: Spectacular National Blood Rage lmao (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871229&forum_id=2Reputation#49917755) |
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Date: June 8th, 2026 4:35 PM Author: Cyan irradiated trailer park gaming laptop dive bar I used to go to a lot had a men's bathroom with NO stall, just two urinals and a shitter toilet OUT IN THE OPEN with no stall at all. Entire bathroom might have been 8 feet by 6 feet. More than one time, I was at the urinal, and some drunk guy would come in and go "sorry guys" and just plop down bare assed onto a dirty toilet seat and unload in front of everyone (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871229&forum_id=2Reputation#49923352) |
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Date: June 8th, 2026 6:49 PM Author: Brindle wild liquid oxygen lol yes this is the exact set-up I’m talking about
If I had to shit that bad I’d go in the parking lot or my car or something how do people do this |
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Date: June 9th, 2026 11:11 AM Author: michael doodikoff i would literally rather go shit behind a nearby dumpster (which I have done many times) or in some bushes (ditto) than sit down on some disgusting toilet seat and shit with 5 people standing around me and no stall being grossed out (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871229&forum_id=2Reputation#49925008) |
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Date: June 4th, 2026 10:06 PM Author: Odious Idiotic Institution Really Tough Guy My friend runs a dive bar: https://imgur.com/a/eMrsr8T
"Ladies'" toilet: https://imgur.com/a/FwZElRo |
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Date: June 4th, 2026 10:39 PM Author: Cyan irradiated trailer park gaming laptop 1800000 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871229&forum_id=2Reputation#49916330) |
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Date: June 4th, 2026 10:52 PM Author: Spectacular National Blood Rage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871229&forum_id=2Reputation#49916348) |
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Date: June 5th, 2026 8:40 AM Author: bipolar bronze crotch (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871229&forum_id=2Reputation#49916597) |
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Date: June 4th, 2026 10:16 PM Author: bipolar bronze crotch free toilet paper is free toilet paper (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871229&forum_id=2Reputation#49916294) |
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Date: June 4th, 2026 10:57 PM Author: Dashing station preventive strike sometimes you just have to go nan (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871229&forum_id=2Reputation#49916352) |
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Date: June 4th, 2026 11:00 PM Author: exhilarant free-loading pit Chronic abusers of alcohol have IBS and have to shit all the time (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871229&forum_id=2Reputation#49916355) |
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Date: June 5th, 2026 8:50 AM Author: Brindle wild liquid oxygen I’m usually careful to only go to bars close to home or office (when I worked) so I could run to a decent toilet should the need arise. Despite my best efforts though I’ve still had to occasionally shit in dive bars.
I honestly wonder how Tommy T does it, gallivanting all over the 3rd world. Though he seems to only drink in his hotel/airbnb which is smart. |
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Date: June 5th, 2026 10:02 AM Author: Pungent titillating den messiness (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871229&forum_id=2Reputation#49916687) |
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Date: June 4th, 2026 11:01 PM Author: Flesh chapel Misread op as “talking major shit” (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871229&forum_id=2Reputation#49916356) |
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Date: June 5th, 2026 10:38 AM Author: appetizing lake old irish cottage cuckold "Major shits" So minor ones in bars are unremarkable? |
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Date: June 5th, 2026 11:15 AM Author: razzle smoky goyim karate A major shit is far more understandable. If it was just your normal morning shit you ought to take care of that at home. If you have an uncontrollable explosion inside of you... Desperate times, etc. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871229&forum_id=2Reputation#49916779) |
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Date: June 5th, 2026 11:36 AM Author: appetizing lake old irish cottage cuckold Cr (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871229&forum_id=2Reputation#49916788) |
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Date: June 5th, 2026 11:40 AM Author: Talented Church Building Circlehead (Scholar of Shit Studies) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871229&forum_id=2Reputation#49916798) |
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Date: June 5th, 2026 2:55 PM Author: Cyan irradiated trailer park gaming laptop (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871229&forum_id=2Reputation#49916946) |
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Date: June 5th, 2026 6:45 PM Author: razzle smoky goyim karate Pppfffffffffffftt
Pffft |
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Date: June 5th, 2026 3:00 PM Author: Irate Big Stead Halford its crazier at airports. airports used to be pretty high end places. like a country club where you have to buy a 300 dollar ticket. sort of the costco effect. it amazes me that every time you go into an airport bathroom every stall is filled with someone trying to get a free shit before boarding a plane. like they just woke up and drove to the airport and stopped for cheap mexican food on the way before parking in economy and taking a tram to the terminal and waiting in line. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871229&forum_id=2Reputation#49916948) |
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Date: June 5th, 2026 3:10 PM Author: Elite Useless Brakes That’s not what “blowing chunks” means man (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871229&forum_id=2Reputation#49916957) |
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Date: June 8th, 2026 2:40 PM Author: Laughsome Half-breed Parlour (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871229&forum_id=2Reputation#49922974) |
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Date: June 8th, 2026 5:43 PM Author: razzle-dazzle giraffe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871229&forum_id=2Reputation#49923564) |
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Date: June 5th, 2026 3:28 PM Author: hideous salmon sandwich You're just recycling old threads man -- this was a mainstay topic on xo around 20 years ago. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871229&forum_id=2Reputation#49916964) |
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Date: June 8th, 2026 4:27 PM Author: Cyan irradiated trailer park gaming laptop this topic is always relevant IMO
I made it right after I saw it in person at an actual dive bar |
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Date: June 8th, 2026 2:54 PM Author: bipolar bronze crotch (Johnny Sack taking a dump in the doorless shitter at Bada Bing)
https://youtu.be/c_q_FMXlyeE?t=251 |
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Date: June 8th, 2026 6:46 PM Author: Odious Idiotic Institution Really Tough Guy I had a crazy airport shit experience once. I was in Boston waiting on a flight to Phoenix. It was in 1970, so I was decked out in a suit, which is how you traveled on business then. I went into the bathroom to take a shit, and after I finished, while my pants were still down, I reached up with one foot and kicked the flush lever. Sonofabitch! A geyser of water gushed out of the fucking broken valve and starting soaking me. I fumbled open the door and fell out onto the floor with my pants around my ankles to the amused astonishment of various other toilet denizens. I pulled up my pants, washed up, though it seemed unnecessary, then went off to find an air conditioning vent to sit under and dry out. I was so focused on getting dry (and reading about the latest Arab/Israeli fighting) I missed the fucking flight. Got into Phoenix at 1 a.m. It was still 100 degrees at the airport. I was dry at last.
About a year later that suit met its demise under remarkably similar circumstances. I was in the Public Health Service then, and was giving a tour of a garbage processing facility that was my responsibility. While I was standing around talking to the crowd, about 500 hundred gallons of pulped garbage cascaded down from above and soaked me in smelly shit. I just went to the shower and stood there in my suit. I rolled down the window on the 1967 Plymouth Satellite motor pool car I was driving so I could dry out,once again. I had to throw the suit away. |
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Date: June 8th, 2026 6:52 PM Author: Brindle wild liquid oxygen (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871229&forum_id=2Reputation#49923668) |
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Date: June 8th, 2026 6:52 PM Author: Charismatic sex offender shitlib I took a shit outside in Poland a while back, in the middle of a city in broad daylight. Had diarrhea & couldn't find a bathroom for the life of me. Found some bushes by a house though. Thank god i had some tp with me (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871229&forum_id=2Reputation#49923667) |
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Date: June 9th, 2026 11:07 AM Author: OldHLSDude My head IT guy weighed about 350 and always took a shit with the stall door open because he couldn't manage to both sit down and close the door. He took explosive shits that put spots on the walls. Happened at our house once. In spite of that, he was a good dude, but weird. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871229&forum_id=2Reputation#49924998) |
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Date: June 9th, 2026 11:12 AM Author: michael doodikoff damn. how small was the stall? i am 6'2" and have real problems in airplane bathrooms (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871229&forum_id=2Reputation#49925009) |
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Date: June 9th, 2026 11:20 AM Author: OldHLSDude Just average size stalls. He was only 5'11", so girth was a big deal. Airplane bathrooms are awful. I have to crouch. Just remembered being on a flight once where a guy walked down the aisle to the toilet then came back a while later with his arm blue up to the elbow. Back before the vacuum piss suckers. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5871229&forum_id=2Reputation#49925026) |