RSF's ding letter from The League
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Date: February 21st, 2015 1:55 PM Author: cruel-hearted chartreuse idiot
given its upcoming launch in NYC, RSF of course applied for it and was promptly dinged. i managed to get a copy of his ding letter, written by the founder herself.
Dear RSF:
Thank your for your recent application to The League, the preeminent dating site for accomplished successful professionals. Due to the high volume and caliber of applicants however, we regret to inform you that we are unable to accept your application.
You may be wondering why your application was rejected. After all, you were born on third base, with a father who indulged all of your whims and desires without asking for any personal responsibility in return. You are used to MFH gold diggers dropping their panties as soon as they hear about your daddy's money and your lavish lifestyle.
The League however is only for those who have actually accomplished something on their own merit. We were amused by your TTT pedigree from OSU, Fordham Law, and Columbia Journalism (what's next? NYU social work?) and found it cute that you bothered to apply to The League. After a few minutes of "deliberation" (it was mostly laughter), we voted unanimously to reject your application.
We wish you the best of luck in your future endeavors. Given the highly selective nature of this site, don't take it too personally.
Sincerely,
Amanda Bradford
Stanford GSB '14
Founder, The League
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2814144&forum_id=2Reputation#27362848)
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Date: February 21st, 2015 1:57 PM Author: Fishy parlour rigor
Dear JJC:
Lol seriously?
Sincerely,
Some Intern
Fordham '14
Spam Mailbox Checker, The League
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2814144&forum_id=2Reputation#27362869) |
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Date: February 21st, 2015 2:04 PM Author: Wild theatre karate
JJC:
Schools
Columbia Business School 2013-15
UChicago- Master in Social Sciences (LOL) '03-06
UPenn St (non-Wharton) History Major (LOL) '99-'03
Work
Summer Intern @ Stonewater Capital Summer '14
Consultant @ Renthop.com '12-'14
Consultant @ SAIC '11-'12
Research Analyst @ Tradelink '06-'12
Trader @ LAS holdings only a few months
OH WHAT A PRESTIGIOUS RESUME!
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2814144&forum_id=2Reputation#27362928)
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Date: December 12th, 2016 10:11 AM Author: boyish dog poop
RSF you stalk people all the time, then call people losers for doing the same to you. Why?
Date: February 21st, 2015 2:04 PM
Author: The INTERGALACTIC NOWAG JUGGERNAUT
JJC:
Schools
Columbia Business School 2013-15
UChicago- Master in Social Sciences (LOL) '03-06
UPenn St (non-Wharton) History Major (LOL) '99-'03
Work
Summer Intern @ Stonewater Capital Summer '14
Consultant @ Renthop.com '12-'14
Consultant @ SAIC '11-'12
Research Analyst @ Tradelink '06-'12
Trader @ LAS holdings only a few months
OH WHAT A PRESTIGIOUS RESUME!
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2814144&forum_id=2Reputation#32118698) |
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Date: February 21st, 2015 2:07 PM Author: Wild theatre karate
JJC:
Schools
Columbia Business School 2013-15
UChicago- Master in Social Sciences (LOL) '03-06
UPenn St (non-Wharton) History Major (LOL) '99-'03
Work
Summer Intern @ Stonewater Capital Summer '14
Consultant @ Renthop.com '12-'14
Consultant @ SAIC '11-'12
Research Analyst @ Tradelink '06-'12
Trader @ LAS holdings only a few months
OH WHAT A PRESTIGIOUS RESUME!
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2814144&forum_id=2Reputation#27362948) |
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Date: February 21st, 2015 2:29 PM Author: Poppy Self-absorbed Nursing Home
bro this thread doesn't scream "i'm happy." it screams "i desperately need people to think i'm happy"
http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2672084&mc=312&forum_id=2
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2814144&forum_id=2Reputation#27363114)
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Date: February 21st, 2015 2:13 PM Author: Slap-happy associate
Causes I Care About
EMBA admissions
Writing letters to myself about the power of the H-Bomb
Searching in vain for some way to break the IRIN CHAINZ of <><><>NOWAG<><><>
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2814144&forum_id=2Reputation#27363002) |
Date: February 21st, 2015 2:29 PM Author: Wild theatre karate
ACTUAL ESCORT REVIEW PENNED BY JJC:
"Saw sila earlier tonight. Was disappointed with the experience. She has a great body: nice tan, toned stomach, awesome butt. The boobs were way too hard though; it felt like i was touching rocks. But more importantly, it was not GFE at all. She did NOT deep-french kiss me, and after a few minutes she would ask, "so which position do you want to do next?" It felt too much like a business transaction in which she was just trying to get it out of the way. And then the talk after we finished was awkward and contrived. Not to sound arrogant, but as an ivy league alum, i just don't have much in common with her, so the after-sex conversation felt weird.
Overall, sila is a 8 in the looks department, but the experience was no higher than a 6. I'm quite frankly shocked that her reviews on eroticreview are so high."
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2814144&forum_id=2Reputation#27363115)
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Date: February 21st, 2015 2:35 PM Author: Wild theatre karate
c'mon guys we're almost to 100 posts
EDIT: We made it, good work guys.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2814144&forum_id=2Reputation#27363164) |
Date: February 21st, 2015 2:59 PM Author: Appetizing heaven mediation
RSF -
you look like you have a lot of fun man. just take it easy, okay? you're right - this guy is pathetic. but don't be a bully man
we're big ten bros, just be cool
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2814144&forum_id=2Reputation#27363253) |
Date: February 22nd, 2015 1:28 AM Author: brilliant church
the OP is not that bad, certainly no worse than the "takedown" screeds by TBF that the same people pretend to be good.
also lol @ RSF attempting to own someone by listing pedigree that's much better than his, AND then resorting to making fun of someone because they are older than him (what?). jfc.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2814144&forum_id=2Reputation#27367596) |
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