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Tried doing standup comedy tonight, got booed offstage

Fucking assholes
indigo lay fanboi
  09/18/24
WTF you've got YEARS of material to work with, right here. ...
sable frisky public bath pocket flask
  09/18/24
I’ve considered doing the “just imagine what pus...
indigo lay fanboi
  09/18/24
Try this one: "Isn't it crazy? We have a whole medi...
sable frisky public bath pocket flask
  09/19/24
read off that poast with a drink in your hand and exit
thriller milk
  10/04/24
What was your best joke
Submissive adventurous trailer park toilet seat
  09/18/24
This thing about picking up my dog’s shit and looking ...
indigo lay fanboi
  09/18/24
Lol, sounds cringy af
Aromatic piazza famous landscape painting
  09/19/24
Dog material usually connects at standup shows - large overl...
ivory odious brunch mother
  05/06/25
expected OP to be snoot
Emerald Stage
  09/18/24
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sienna sandwich giraffe
  09/18/24
whats the deal with that?
Stirring Bistre French Chef
  09/18/24
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Vigorous filthpig casino
  09/19/24
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obsidian up-to-no-good patrolman
  10/04/24
Get some pointers from CSLG I believe he said he was going t...
Low-t painfully honest police squad therapy
  09/19/24
This is one of those things you get good at by doing it a lo...
180 theater stage
  09/19/24
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q3BEUX5n0nY
Contagious school cafeteria
  10/04/24
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indigo lay fanboi
  12/20/24
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Sepia heady hell ratface
  02/27/25
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hateful twinkling juggernaut
  04/16/25
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pube
  01/15/26


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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:32 PM
Author: indigo lay fanboi

Fucking assholes

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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:34 PM
Author: sable frisky public bath pocket flask

WTF you've got YEARS of material to work with, right here.

Did you try out Biden growling "who told you that? Mike Fart?"

That always kills here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5597505&forum_id=2Reputation#48106668)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:49 PM
Author: indigo lay fanboi

I’ve considered doing the “just imagine what pussy and sex was like for Inuits 200 years ago” bit but never have

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5597505&forum_id=2Reputation#48106744)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 4:12 PM
Author: sable frisky public bath pocket flask

Try this one:

"Isn't it crazy? We have a whole medical field devoted to the care and maintenance of vaginas."

*pause for two beats*

"And they're still a disaster."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5597505&forum_id=2Reputation#48110065)



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Date: October 4th, 2024 11:16 PM
Author: thriller milk

read off that poast with a drink in your hand and exit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5597505&forum_id=2Reputation#48165197)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:34 PM
Author: Submissive adventurous trailer park toilet seat

What was your best joke

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5597505&forum_id=2Reputation#48106673)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:35 PM
Author: indigo lay fanboi

This thing about picking up my dog’s shit and looking for a place to put it went over OK

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5597505&forum_id=2Reputation#48106681)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 4:10 PM
Author: Aromatic piazza famous landscape painting

Lol, sounds cringy af

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5597505&forum_id=2Reputation#48110055)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 9:06 PM
Author: ivory odious brunch mother

Dog material usually connects at standup shows - large overlap between people who go to them and people who are obsessed with their Doggo McDoggerfaces

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5597505&forum_id=2Reputation#48909629)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:35 PM
Author: Emerald Stage

expected OP to be snoot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5597505&forum_id=2Reputation#48106676)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:35 PM
Author: sienna sandwich giraffe



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:51 PM
Author: Stirring Bistre French Chef

whats the deal with that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5597505&forum_id=2Reputation#48106750)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 12:29 PM
Author: Vigorous filthpig casino



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Date: October 4th, 2024 11:07 PM
Author: obsidian up-to-no-good patrolman



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Date: September 19th, 2024 12:30 PM
Author: Low-t painfully honest police squad therapy

Get some pointers from CSLG I believe he said he was going to start this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5597505&forum_id=2Reputation#48109057)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 4:15 PM
Author: 180 theater stage

This is one of those things you get good at by doing it a lot. You can only read so much about it everything else requires stage time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5597505&forum_id=2Reputation#48110078)



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Date: October 4th, 2024 11:19 PM
Author: Contagious school cafeteria

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q3BEUX5n0nY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5597505&forum_id=2Reputation#48165203)



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Date: December 20th, 2024 1:34 AM
Author: indigo lay fanboi



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Date: February 27th, 2025 1:28 PM
Author: Sepia heady hell ratface



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Date: April 16th, 2025 8:59 PM
Author: hateful twinkling juggernaut



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Date: January 15th, 2026 3:14 PM
Author: pube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5597505&forum_id=2Reputation#49592052)