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Shot my shot with a girl I’ve been friends with for a while, went horribly
| Lascivious adulterous persian | 07/14/25 |
| laughsome puce bawdyhouse | 07/14/25 |
| Iridescent exhilarant kitty keepsake machete | 07/14/25 |
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| Lascivious adulterous persian | 07/14/25 |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:41 PM Author: Lascivious adulterous persian Chick is 33 and I’m 38. We were coworkers and she texts me non stop still even though we dont work together anymore. We were good friends when we worked together.
Met up the other day and she wore those short shorts that the butt sticks out of the bottom. I basically told her I want to fuck and she was shocked I would even ask. We haven’t talked since then. Pretty sad bros that I don’t have my friend anymore but happy I’m not wasting my time listening to some chicks problems anymore. |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:55 PM Author: laughsome puce bawdyhouse u should have done it sooner. but at least now u won't waste any more time on this dumb bitch. why be friends with a girl u wanna bang if there's no hope of ever banging her? women just arent that interesting or useful as friends. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49101515) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:57 PM Author: Iridescent exhilarant kitty keepsake machete they can be super useful in validating you for banging their friends, but you're right if you want to fuck her you need to do it asap. the longer you wait the weirder it's gonna be. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49101526) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:59 PM Author: laughsome puce bawdyhouse sure, as long as ur using them as a means to an end like in the example u gave. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49101533) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:06 PM Author: elite institution 100% (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49104025) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:08 PM Author: heady slate immigrant meetinghouse FAG (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49103886) |
Date: July 14th, 2025 7:42 PM Author: bespoke nursing home Hell yeah brother its all a numbers game (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49101481) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:43 PM Author: Motley sadistic messiness Pic of the cheeks? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49101482) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:50 PM Author: Appetizing Brethren (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49101500) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:06 PM Author: elite institution (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49104026) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:43 PM Author: multi-colored trailer park "Heh. I can see your butt. I want to fuck." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49101483) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:45 PM Author: Lascivious adulterous persian I didn’t have to ask for the first one lol. And she’s classy too they were like classy college girl shorts with her ass sticking out lol. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49101488) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:50 PM Author: Clear Lodge (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49101502) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:53 PM Author: multi-colored trailer park How did you go about asking her if she was interested in being injected with your genetic material? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49101508) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:07 PM Author: Lascivious adulterous persian Put my hand on her lower back and started lightly touching then put my other hand on her thigh and just asked if she wanted to get a hotel lol. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49101547) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:23 PM Author: multi-colored trailer park How did she respond? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49101576) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:32 PM Author: Lascivious adulterous persian Asked me wtf im doing and that she’s not about it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49101592) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:08 PM Author: multi-colored trailer park Lol I guess you had to try (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49101658) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:25 AM Author: Aromatic sapphire half-breed (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49102175) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:14 PM Author: Pea-brained parlor You never kissed her or had any romantic interaction prior to that? lmao
This is "you can keep your cell phone in your hand predialed to 911 while I eat you out in case I do something you don't like" level. "Bags of sand" even. |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:13 PM Author: multi-colored trailer park Lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49103905) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:15 PM Author: heady slate immigrant meetinghouse jfc 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49103910) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:10 PM Author: elite institution (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49104036) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:49 PM Author: ruddy haunted graveyard goal in life At least you’ve had a great run of 20 years poasting on zozo. Enjoy retirement! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49101496) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:49 PM Author: Appetizing Brethren "with a girl I’ve been friends with for a while"
u poor dumb bastard |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:57 PM Author: laughsome puce bawdyhouse this is why if u are interested in a girl u need to make a move early.
if u don't, she'll put you in the friends category forever, even if she was initially DTF
and if u do but fail, at least u don't waste any more time or money on her
best case: u fuck her. worst case: u save yourself time and money and dignity.
trust me, i've been there and learned this lesson the hard way. |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:58 PM Author: Iridescent exhilarant kitty keepsake machete (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49101528) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:01 PM Author: multi-colored trailer park (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49101535) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:01 PM Author: Lascivious adulterous persian Yeah i tried a different route bc I couldn’t fuck up my workplace by trying to fuck her while we worked closely.
I would ghost her every time she would write or call back slow. Then she would give in and hit me up etc. then we hung out again I thought this was it. Then she was appalled I even asked. |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:03 PM Author: laughsome puce bawdyhouse it's tricky with work situations
never risk your livelihood for a woman |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:03 PM Author: Lascivious adulterous persian Yeah so I guess I made the right move. Plus I’m married with kids lol. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49101541) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:18 PM Author: marvelous yarmulke base wut (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49101684) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:15 PM Author: Lascivious adulterous persian I’m married with kids part? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49101842) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:17 PM Author: buck-toothed henna hominid you lost the plot right there (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49101848) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:26 AM Author: Aromatic sapphire half-breed (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49102176) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:58 AM Author: Poppy Gay Wizard Sanctuary (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49102361) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:00 AM Author: aqua codepig house (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49102363) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:00 AM Author: Rough-skinned razzle rigor stage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49102365) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:11 AM Author: thriller smoky den police squad (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49102395) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:12 AM Author: Big becky garrison People think this is funny? You guys know this is johnsmeyer right? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49102401) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:31 AM Author: aqua codepig house No, this is a Tall man wit a hoodie tp (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49102445) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:11 PM Author: bespoke nursing home (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49103451) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:26 PM Author: Racy shivering space sandwich (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49103487) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:47 PM Author: Clear Lodge (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49103544) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:16 PM Author: floppy brilliant hell mexican (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49103593) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:21 PM Author: multi-colored trailer park (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49103931) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:27 PM Author: Beady-eyed ticket booth (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49103950) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:04 PM Author: claret stead (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49103011) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:26 PM Author: Racy shivering space sandwich (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49103485) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:10 PM Author: elite institution we all have brother (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49104039) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:10 PM Author: elite institution (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49104037) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:59 PM Author: Aromatic sapphire half-breed (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49101532) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:06 PM Author: Swashbuckling overrated azn Did you offer her dat pre-dialed 911 cell phone?? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49101544) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:40 PM Author: Sable rebellious macaca center (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49101613) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:15 PM Author: passionate magenta mental disorder stfu johnsmeyer u should have raped and killed her (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49101561) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:26 AM Author: Aromatic sapphire half-breed Good poast moniker synergy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49102177) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:15 PM Author: Deranged toaster She’s telling her friends how awkward and uncomfortable this was as you poast (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49101678) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:17 PM Author: abnormal pit ladyboy It’s already turned into rape in her mind (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49101681) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:17 AM Author: Galvanic talking elastic band "it was rape, but, like, the bad kind" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49102417) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:17 PM Author: vibrant feces stag film How big is her penis? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49101847) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:21 PM Author: Ungodly trip station Incredible thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49101861) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:23 AM Author: turquoise charismatic roast beef Your mistake was treating her like a throwaway. You ask her out for a drink, keep it chill, treat her right, etc. By round two, she'll get the hint unless she's brain-dead. Jumping straight to this? Total turn off. It's flat-out disrespectful. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49102429) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:59 PM Author: Pea-brained parlor Come on now. Most women love being groped and then propositioned by their married, middle age beta orbiters. lmao (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49103865) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:11 PM Author: mentally impaired twinkling principal's office (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49103899) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:12 PM Author: heady slate immigrant meetinghouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49103903) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:22 PM Author: multi-colored trailer park (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49103934) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:13 PM Author: elite institution (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49104405) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:14 PM Author: elite institution humiliating thread by the OP. This is a 17 year old boy mistake. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49104407) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:30 PM Author: Lascivious adulterous persian ? Didn’t want to lose my employment (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49104451) |