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Pounded beers with Shia Lebouf in 2011

I was down in LA visiting my friend in Burbank and we decide...
bespoke native kitty cat
  10/09/14
"like" 45 minutes
bespoke native kitty cat
  04/03/15
not flame?
fluffy stage new version
  10/09/14
Not flame, I've told this story to a lot of people IRL, whic...
bespoke native kitty cat
  10/09/14
This is leBouf's chance to make things right but sending you...
Apoplectic disturbing stock car
  09/03/17
pretty sure lebouf only drinks labatts
Spruce scourge upon the earth depressive
  10/09/14
this is confirmed
Hairraiser lettuce
  10/10/14
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Marvelous wild temple hunting ground
  10/11/14
That was just Earl trying new ways to lower his food/drink s...
Impressive Salmon Kitchen Athletic Conference
  10/09/14
180
bespoke native kitty cat
  10/09/14
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Aquamarine Frum Field
  10/09/14
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Magenta Histrionic Fat Ankles
  10/09/14
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Outnumbered bossy dopamine
  10/10/14
that little piece of shit left u with the tab? when he wa...
unholy embarrassed to the bone roommate
  10/09/14
He went from perfectly fine and fratty to hammered within a ...
bespoke native kitty cat
  10/09/14
theres a video of him getting beat up outside a bar every 6 ...
Electric space
  10/09/14
Wtf leboof would fuck anyone up
bespoke native kitty cat
  10/09/14
not an autobot or a decepticon. even the dumb black tran...
unholy embarrassed to the bone roommate
  10/09/14
...
Aquamarine Frum Field
  10/09/14
he's kinda twink-ish dude
thriller haunted graveyard
  10/09/15
eh not really, he's no EARL or DIESEL, but he's a pretty mus...
underhanded fiercely-loyal market
  01/10/20
i was waiting for a fresh prince on bel air punchline by the...
Dead Hissy Fit Philosopher-king
  10/09/14
...
bespoke native kitty cat
  10/09/14
Brothers this one is truly not flame I promise
bespoke native kitty cat
  10/09/14
not flame?
fluffy stage new version
  10/09/14
Not flame
bespoke native kitty cat
  10/10/14
i even skimmed to the end to look for the bros, it's me agai...
aphrodisiac massive locale mother
  10/09/14
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red parlor
  10/10/14
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beady-eyed dark theater stage
  10/10/14
So five beers in 45 minutes. *Pulls out calculator*
red parlor
  10/10/14
What did u find
bespoke native kitty cat
  10/10/14
Hmmm, it says you are full of shit.
red parlor
  10/10/14
?
bespoke native kitty cat
  10/10/14
??
red parlor
  10/10/14
Did u not see the NOT flame?
bespoke native kitty cat
  10/10/14
Oh, I see it now. Sorry, bro. Carry on.
red parlor
  10/10/14
Ty
bespoke native kitty cat
  10/10/14
You didn't drink five Sierra Nevada Torpedos in 45 minutes t...
red parlor
  10/10/14
i asked him TWICE to clarify not flame. he said not flame. l...
fluffy stage new version
  10/10/14
This is my cross-examination, counsel, I'd appreciate it if ...
red parlor
  10/10/14
Could have been a bit longer your honor, this was my estimat...
bespoke native kitty cat
  10/10/14
I should be a judge.
red parlor
  10/10/14
confused how a judge is conducting cross
underhanded fiercely-loyal market
  01/10/20
Dude it's Thursday I've been home for 3 hours, I'm alone and...
bespoke native kitty cat
  10/10/14
lol what i literally just did this in class today
Canary sexy sex offender
  10/10/14
No you didn't.
red parlor
  10/10/14
not flame
Canary sexy sex offender
  10/10/14
holy shit
Vibrant rusted lay
  10/10/14
180
red parlor
  10/10/14
One shot Kill
bespoke native kitty cat
  10/10/14
Now, that is funny.
red parlor
  10/10/14
HOLY SHIT NOT FLAME
Slimy pearl school
  10/10/14
...
bespoke native kitty cat
  10/10/14
...
Magenta Histrionic Fat Ankles
  10/10/14
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yapping background story ladyboy
  09/03/17
what sort of faggot are you? Of course it's possible to drin...
comical coldplay fan love of her life
  10/10/14
Cr.
bespoke native kitty cat
  10/10/14
titcJFC
racy ruby gay wizard step-uncle's house
  10/10/14
assuming these were drafts, that's 80 oz. of 7.5% ABV beer i...
sepia fantasy-prone theatre
  10/11/14
I drank a 12 pack of an IPA on a work night last month. Tha...
bespoke native kitty cat
  10/11/14
36 oz. of 5.7% beer an hour for four hours is a much easier ...
sepia fantasy-prone theatre
  10/11/14
That may be so....but I said not flame
bespoke native kitty cat
  10/11/14
ok then. that is a very impressive tolerance for a little NO...
sepia fantasy-prone theatre
  10/11/14
I'm not asian
bespoke native kitty cat
  10/11/14
sure thing boss
sepia fantasy-prone theatre
  10/11/14
(guy maf Jeremy Lin will win MVP this year)
bespoke native kitty cat
  10/11/14
i am sure his brief stardom was a very exciting time 4 U :)
sepia fantasy-prone theatre
  10/11/14
Brief wtf
bespoke native kitty cat
  10/11/14
...
red parlor
  12/12/14
JFC, did you have a college experience? This is terrible. ...
boyish self-centered mad-dog skullcap hell
  04/01/15
We're talking about Sierra Nevada Torpedos not Coors Light f...
red parlor
  04/02/15
...
red parlor
  09/12/15
...
red parlor
  11/21/15
I believe this
Rose diverse puppy
  10/10/14
If this was flame it'd be a bros it's me again
bespoke native kitty cat
  10/10/14
I was being serious.
Rose diverse puppy
  10/10/14
Absolutely no reason not to believe this story.
yapping background story ladyboy
  10/21/14
I'm actually getting annoyed ppl don't believe me
bespoke native kitty cat
  10/10/14
18000000
beady-eyed dark theater stage
  10/10/14
i enjoyed reading this 180
Canary sexy sex offender
  10/10/14
...
beady-eyed dark theater stage
  10/10/14
This fucking happened
bespoke native kitty cat
  10/10/14
I believe you bro.
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Dead Hissy Fit Philosopher-king
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Aromatic stag film
  10/14/14
I really wish I became friends with him so I could name drop...
bespoke native kitty cat
  10/10/14
I could see the dickhead older brother character in Step Bro...
gay circlehead ape
  10/10/14
was about to blank bump this and then realized I poasted it
gay circlehead ape
  11/21/15
...
Aromatic stag film
  11/21/15
Not flame
bespoke native kitty cat
  10/10/14
flame?
gay circlehead ape
  10/10/14
http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&fo...
bespoke native kitty cat
  10/10/14
o nice
gay circlehead ape
  10/10/14
Not flame
bespoke native kitty cat
  10/10/14
Cool story. I hope its not a flame.
Maize bearded filthpig
  10/10/14
I was there and this is not flame.
Supple persian
  10/10/14
in that case. WAZZAM!! 180 story!
Maize bearded filthpig
  10/10/14
...
bespoke native kitty cat
  10/10/14
This is not flame. Anyone who's gone out in the southern...
Stirring cobalt pisswyrm
  10/10/14
http://www.storyarts.org/library/aesops/stories/boy.html
red parlor
  10/10/14
But but...the five Sierra nevadas in 45 minutes... NOT POSSI...
bespoke native kitty cat
  10/10/14
I do that literally on a weekly basis.
Stirring cobalt pisswyrm
  10/10/14
He was super cool and very happy, did not seem like a bro wh...
bespoke native kitty cat
  10/10/14
definitely not flame. i lived for years on the studio city/t...
drab telephone jewess
  10/15/14
180
bespoke native kitty cat
  10/15/14
...
bespoke native kitty cat
  10/11/14
Not flame
bespoke native kitty cat
  10/11/14
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Slimy pearl school
  10/11/14
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bespoke native kitty cat
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Hot black coffee pot wagecucks
  10/15/14
post selfie, or it's flame
Navy excitant giraffe corn cake
  10/16/14
lol fuk i'm glad i spotted this thread. definitely NOT flam...
Free-loading maniacal community account
  10/16/14
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bespoke native kitty cat
  10/17/14
reminder: this is not flame
bespoke native kitty cat
  10/22/14
...
bespoke native kitty cat
  11/06/14
i just love this story, especially because its not flame.
Federal Soul-stirring Legend Shrine
  11/06/14
180
bespoke native kitty cat
  11/14/14
Whatever.
red parlor
  11/14/14
Not flame
bespoke native kitty cat
  11/15/14
...
bespoke native kitty cat
  11/21/14
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bespoke native kitty cat
  12/02/14
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red parlor
  12/12/14
one or both of you pre-raped the other
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  02/16/15
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red parlor
  04/02/15
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beady-eyed dark theater stage
  04/03/15
http://m.imgur.com/Goo4mWl
beady-eyed dark theater stage
  04/11/15
Is that earl near the bottom
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beady-eyed dark theater stage
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Magenta Histrionic Fat Ankles
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bespoke native kitty cat
  11/21/15
Did u take this
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bespoke native kitty cat
  10/25/16
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Infuriating laser beams
  05/25/15
...
bespoke native kitty cat
  06/05/15
still calling bullshit on this alcohol capacity
180 henna goyim nibblets
  07/11/15
Look. It was 12 ounce pours, a weekend evening, it was Shia...
bespoke native kitty cat
  07/11/15
Don't believe the capacity of Shia, OP, or all 3?
flirting chad trailer park
  07/11/15
all 3 it is just incredibly unrealistic
180 henna goyim nibblets
  07/11/15
Even if it wasn't exactly 4 in 45 mins, do you doubt OP's cl...
flirting chad trailer park
  07/11/15
(chandler pumo) the whole story is bullshit bc of the alc...
180 henna goyim nibblets
  07/11/15
Maybe this was the night http://www.newspusher.com/EN/post/...
bespoke native kitty cat
  07/11/15
i LOL'd
180 henna goyim nibblets
  07/11/15
well you certainly said not flame
Mind-boggling bipolar public bath
  07/11/15
I had 4 Dogfish 60 minute 16 oz. drafts in 45 minutes not to...
Razzle stead queen of the night
  07/11/15
Cr. It's not even a semi hard challenge. Larrtjoebird died...
bespoke native kitty cat
  07/11/15
(guy who's full of shit)
180 henna goyim nibblets
  07/11/15
You're going to think what you want, but anyone who reads my...
Razzle stead queen of the night
  07/11/15
(not an alcoholic) for about 6 months i was drinking a 6 ...
Multi-colored brethren office
  07/11/15
Seriously. I can kill two 16 oz. high ABV drafts in 10 minut...
Razzle stead queen of the night
  07/11/15
but THREE people all with alcohol issues at the same small t...
flirting chad trailer park
  07/11/15
Two attorneys and Shia have alcohol problems ... So random!!...
Doobsian deep dilemma
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concupiscible purple hall weed whacker
  09/12/15
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bespoke native kitty cat
  10/09/15
shia gets arrested on the one year anniversary of this poast...
bespoke native kitty cat
  10/09/15
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bespoke native kitty cat
  10/10/15
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Infuriating laser beams
  10/11/15
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Olive heaven
  11/21/15
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red parlor
  06/30/16
Not flame
bespoke native kitty cat
  06/30/16
What part isn't flame?
red parlor
  06/30/16
...
Slimy pearl school
  08/24/16
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bespoke native kitty cat
  08/24/16
We did it, brother, together, right here in this thread.
red parlor
  08/24/16
we maed it. Too bad this wasn't even the most famous poast ...
bespoke native kitty cat
  08/24/16
Lol I remember that thread.
red parlor
  08/24/16
Don't u like how labeouf was arrested for public intoxicatio...
bespoke native kitty cat
  08/24/16
Did not know that since I don't keep track of FLAME stories.
red parlor
  08/24/16
Literally everything here is true and has been proven on mul...
bespoke native kitty cat
  08/24/16
Okay, you just folded under my cross-examination the other n...
red parlor
  08/24/16
Flame
emerald base
  08/24/16
Literally no one is falling for your chilimata imposter flam...
red parlor
  08/24/16
I don't understand
Brindle provocative mood gunner
  08/24/16
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emerald base
  08/24/16
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bespoke native kitty cat
  08/24/16
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emerald base
  08/24/16
DIE FAGGOTS ALL OF YOU
red parlor
  08/24/16
flame bc shia labeouf would not order torpedoes
adventurous gas station
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bespoke native kitty cat
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Sinister internet-worthy sanctuary
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Splenetic Costumed Reading Party
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holy shit chandler
Silver Odious Sneaky Criminal Striped Hyena
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can i have some crypto
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Splenetic Costumed Reading Party
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pink fear-inspiring pozpig principal's office
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vermilion domesticated alpha
  02/18/18
is this the origin of the shia lebeouf torpedo meme?
trip yarmulke
  02/18/18
no
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vermilion domesticated alpha
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Went to laurel tavern with earl today
bespoke native kitty cat
  06/15/19
Just a reminder that chandler never drank five torpedoes in ...
red parlor
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hyperactive location
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bespoke native kitty cat
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Nudist church building
  12/18/20
this thread is essential to xo canon
coral alcoholic box office
  12/18/20
i get Shia Lebeouf and Post Malone mixed up sometimes/all th...
at-the-ready ceo
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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:07 PM
Author: bespoke native kitty cat

I was down in LA visiting my friend in Burbank and we decided to go to this bar called laurel tavern in studio city, we were pounding some IPAs at this small table when this guy sits down next to us alone (place was packed). He sat there silently on his phone while drinking a beer. I finish my beer, and ask the waitress for another Sierra Nevada torpedo. The guy next to me pushes me with two hands and yells "HOLY SHIT THATS MY FAVORITE BEER" and says THIS NIGHT IS ON ME. It's Shia leboof, he said his name but never said his last name or acted like he was famous. Guy orders me and my bro some more torpedoes and pounded one after another after around five beers each like 45 minutes later, we went outside for a smoke. He was not there with anyone and no one seemed to recognize him. He started pissing on a car parked on the street and then walked without aim down Ventura boulevard. I never saw him again. Me and my bro split his tab. Not flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2Reputation#26488390)



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Date: April 3rd, 2015 12:23 AM
Author: bespoke native kitty cat

"like" 45 minutes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2Reputation#27608232)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:11 PM
Author: fluffy stage new version

not flame?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2Reputation#26488405)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:17 PM
Author: bespoke native kitty cat

Not flame, I've told this story to a lot of people IRL, which is why I've been hesitant to post it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2Reputation#26488440)



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Date: September 3rd, 2017 11:54 AM
Author: Apoplectic disturbing stock car

This is leBouf's chance to make things right but sending you some eth for the tab.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2Reputation#34128646)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:12 PM
Author: Spruce scourge upon the earth depressive

pretty sure lebouf only drinks labatts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2Reputation#26488414)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 8:17 PM
Author: Hairraiser lettuce

this is confirmed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2Reputation#26495055)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:21 PM
Author: Marvelous wild temple hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2Reputation#26499525)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:19 PM
Author: Impressive Salmon Kitchen Athletic Conference

That was just Earl trying new ways to lower his food/drink spending

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2Reputation#26488464)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:31 PM
Author: bespoke native kitty cat

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2Reputation#26488538)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:47 PM
Author: Aquamarine Frum Field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2Reputation#26489827)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:53 PM
Author: Magenta Histrionic Fat Ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2Reputation#26489855)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:11 AM
Author: Outnumbered bossy dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2Reputation#26489940)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:20 PM
Author: unholy embarrassed to the bone roommate

that little piece of shit left u with the tab?

when he was walking away did u say anything? like "hey, where r u going u little NIGGER"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2Reputation#26488471)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:31 PM
Author: bespoke native kitty cat

He went from perfectly fine and fratty to hammered within a cigarette. I didn't say shit. I thought he was gonna come back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2Reputation#26488536)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:22 PM
Author: Electric space

theres a video of him getting beat up outside a bar every 6 months or so on TMZ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2Reputation#26488482)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:33 PM
Author: bespoke native kitty cat

Wtf leboof would fuck anyone up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2Reputation#26488554)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:35 PM
Author: unholy embarrassed to the bone roommate

not an autobot or a decepticon.

even the dumb black transformer would kick his ass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2Reputation#26488567)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:47 PM
Author: Aquamarine Frum Field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2Reputation#26489828)



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Date: October 9th, 2015 11:47 PM
Author: thriller haunted graveyard

he's kinda twink-ish dude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2Reputation#28938102)



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Date: January 10th, 2020 1:04 AM
Author: underhanded fiercely-loyal market

eh not really, he's no EARL or DIESEL, but he's a pretty muscular dude no way is he a twink

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2Reputation#39408251)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:36 PM
Author: Dead Hissy Fit Philosopher-king

i was waiting for a fresh prince on bel air punchline by the end

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2Reputation#26488568)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:46 PM
Author: bespoke native kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2Reputation#26489822)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:49 PM
Author: bespoke native kitty cat

Brothers this one is truly not flame I promise

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2Reputation#26489839)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:49 PM
Author: fluffy stage new version

not flame?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2Reputation#26489842)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:17 AM
Author: bespoke native kitty cat

Not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2Reputation#26489979)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:51 PM
Author: aphrodisiac massive locale mother

i even skimmed to the end to look for the bros, it's me again. wtf got me again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2Reputation#26489848)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:18 AM
Author: red parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2Reputation#26489983)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 1:26 AM
Author: beady-eyed dark theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2Reputation#26490321)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:19 AM
Author: red parlor

So five beers in 45 minutes. *Pulls out calculator*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2Reputation#26489985)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:20 AM
Author: bespoke native kitty cat

What did u find

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2Reputation#26489994)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:21 AM
Author: red parlor

Hmmm, it says you are full of shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2Reputation#26490002)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:21 AM
Author: bespoke native kitty cat

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2Reputation#26490003)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:23 AM
Author: red parlor

??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2Reputation#26490007)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:24 AM
Author: bespoke native kitty cat

Did u not see the NOT flame?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2Reputation#26490009)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:25 AM
Author: red parlor

Oh, I see it now. Sorry, bro. Carry on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2Reputation#26490013)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:25 AM
Author: bespoke native kitty cat

Ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2Reputation#26490015)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:36 AM
Author: red parlor

You didn't drink five Sierra Nevada Torpedos in 45 minutes though, bro, I don't know what you are trying to pull.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2Reputation#26490062)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:36 AM
Author: fluffy stage new version

i asked him TWICE to clarify not flame. he said not flame. let's move on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2Reputation#26490072)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:41 AM
Author: red parlor

This is my cross-examination, counsel, I'd appreciate it if you'd step back.

Mr. Chandler, you did say you, your companion and Shia LeBeouf all drank five Sierra Nevada Torpedos each in a span of 45 minutes, isn't that correct?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2Reputation#26490103)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:47 AM
Author: bespoke native kitty cat

Could have been a bit longer your honor, this was my estimate of time. I do not know for certain how lobg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2Reputation#26490141)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:48 AM
Author: red parlor

I should be a judge.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2Reputation#26490149)



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Date: January 10th, 2020 10:25 AM
Author: underhanded fiercely-loyal market

confused how a judge is conducting cross

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2Reputation#39409238)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:37 AM
Author: bespoke native kitty cat

Dude it's Thursday I've been home for 3 hours, I'm alone and I've downed 11 fat tires

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2Reputation#26490074)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 1:16 AM
Author: Canary sexy sex offender

lol what i literally just did this in class today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2Reputation#26490275)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 1:21 AM
Author: red parlor

No you didn't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2Reputation#26490298)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 1:23 AM
Author: Canary sexy sex offender

not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2Reputation#26490303)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 1:23 AM
Author: Vibrant rusted lay

holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2Reputation#26490305)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 1:24 AM
Author: red parlor

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2Reputation#26490306)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 1:25 AM
Author: bespoke native kitty cat

One shot Kill

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2Reputation#26490312)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 1:28 AM
Author: red parlor

Now, that is funny.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2Reputation#26490332)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 1:25 AM
Author: Slimy pearl school

HOLY SHIT NOT FLAME

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2Reputation#26490315)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 1:26 AM
Author: bespoke native kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2Reputation#26490320)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 1:27 AM
Author: Magenta Histrionic Fat Ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2Reputation#26490326)



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Date: September 3rd, 2017 12:01 PM
Author: yapping background story ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2Reputation#34128661)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:41 PM
Author: comical coldplay fan love of her life

what sort of faggot are you? Of course it's possible to drink 5 beers in 45 minutes. I have seen someone funnel a 6 pack in like 45 seconds. JFC asians.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2Reputation#26492437)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 1:05 PM
Author: bespoke native kitty cat

Cr.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2Reputation#26492606)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 8:58 PM
Author: racy ruby gay wizard step-uncle's house

titcJFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2Reputation#26495252)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:10 AM
Author: sepia fantasy-prone theatre

assuming these were drafts, that's 80 oz. of 7.5% ABV beer in 45 minutes. that's the booze of drinking a half-rack or or like a dozen shots in a little over a half hour. if OP had already been drinking, his BAC would have been near the blackout zone at about the same time as old XOshia. not to mention that is a shitload of carbonated fluid to swill down. the most dedicated drunkard bros in college would have to fight to get through that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2Reputation#26496536)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:16 AM
Author: bespoke native kitty cat

I drank a 12 pack of an IPA on a work night last month. That was within a 4 hour span just relaxing at home

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2Reputation#26496560)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:19 AM
Author: sepia fantasy-prone theatre

36 oz. of 5.7% beer an hour for four hours is a much easier feat than 80 oz. of stronger beer in 45 minutes. if you continued at that base of consumption you would hit the deck in another half hour even if you weighted 300 lbs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2Reputation#26496575)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:21 AM
Author: bespoke native kitty cat

That may be so....but I said not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2Reputation#26496583)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:26 AM
Author: sepia fantasy-prone theatre

ok then. that is a very impressive tolerance for a little NOWAG dood

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2Reputation#26496608)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:27 AM
Author: bespoke native kitty cat

I'm not asian

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2Reputation#26496612)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:28 AM
Author: sepia fantasy-prone theatre

sure thing boss

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2Reputation#26496619)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:29 AM
Author: bespoke native kitty cat

(guy maf Jeremy Lin will win MVP this year)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2Reputation#26496623)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:36 AM
Author: sepia fantasy-prone theatre

i am sure his brief stardom was a very exciting time 4 U :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2Reputation#26496648)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:36 AM
Author: bespoke native kitty cat

Brief wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2Reputation#26496654)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 7:54 PM
Author: red parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2Reputation#26919209)



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Date: April 1st, 2015 6:16 PM
Author: boyish self-centered mad-dog skullcap hell

JFC, did you have a college experience? This is terrible. Six pack during happy hour is something a lot of people do every Friday.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2Reputation#27597270)



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 3:01 AM
Author: red parlor

We're talking about Sierra Nevada Torpedos not Coors Light faggot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2Reputation#27600927)



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Date: September 12th, 2015 2:37 PM
Author: red parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2Reputation#28741060)



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Date: November 21st, 2015 9:07 PM
Author: red parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2Reputation#29227765)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:29 AM
Author: Rose diverse puppy

I believe this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2Reputation#26490027)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:32 AM
Author: bespoke native kitty cat

If this was flame it'd be a bros it's me again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2Reputation#26490045)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:40 AM
Author: Rose diverse puppy

I was being serious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2Reputation#26490097)



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Date: October 21st, 2014 1:27 PM
Author: yapping background story ladyboy

Absolutely no reason not to believe this story.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2Reputation#26559378)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:39 AM
Author: bespoke native kitty cat

I'm actually getting annoyed ppl don't believe me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2Reputation#26490092)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:53 AM
Author: beady-eyed dark theater stage

18000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2Reputation#26490166)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 1:15 AM
Author: Canary sexy sex offender

i enjoyed reading this 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2Reputation#26490266)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 1:15 AM
Author: beady-eyed dark theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2Reputation#26490267)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 1:29 AM
Author: bespoke native kitty cat

This fucking happened

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2Reputation#26490340)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 3:08 AM
Author: lascivious topaz garrison

I believe you bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2Reputation#26490704)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 3:09 AM
Author: Dead Hissy Fit Philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2Reputation#26490708)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 8:15 PM
Author: bespoke native kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2Reputation#26495050)



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Date: October 14th, 2014 7:11 PM
Author: Aromatic stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2Reputation#26516817)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 1:35 AM
Author: bespoke native kitty cat

I really wish I became friends with him so I could name drop to girls, yeah I'm gonna hang out with my bro shia...yeah he acts you may have heard of him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2Reputation#26490375)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:35 AM
Author: gay circlehead ape

I could see the dickhead older brother character in Step Brothers namedropping Shia.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2Reputation#26491348)



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Date: November 21st, 2015 9:14 PM
Author: gay circlehead ape

was about to blank bump this and then realized I poasted it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2Reputation#29227801)



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Date: November 21st, 2015 9:22 PM
Author: Aromatic stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2Reputation#29227837)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:31 PM
Author: bespoke native kitty cat

Not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2Reputation#26492414)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:34 PM
Author: gay circlehead ape

flame?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2Reputation#26492419)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:37 PM
Author: bespoke native kitty cat

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2#26492414

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2Reputation#26492426)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 1:05 PM
Author: gay circlehead ape

o nice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2Reputation#26492610)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 3:52 PM
Author: bespoke native kitty cat

Not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2Reputation#26493704)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 4:19 PM
Author: Maize bearded filthpig

Cool story. I hope its not a flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2Reputation#26493846)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 4:23 PM
Author: Supple persian

I was there and this is not flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2Reputation#26493881)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 4:24 PM
Author: Maize bearded filthpig

in that case. WAZZAM!! 180 story!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2Reputation#26493892)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 8:03 PM
Author: bespoke native kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2Reputation#26495004)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 4:35 PM
Author: Stirring cobalt pisswyrm

This is not flame.

Anyone who's gone out in the southern valley area a number of times has run into him.

He's a raging alchy, and yes, him going out alone like that sounds about spot on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2Reputation#26493961)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 4:43 PM
Author: red parlor

http://www.storyarts.org/library/aesops/stories/boy.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2Reputation#26494020)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 8:04 PM
Author: bespoke native kitty cat

But but...the five Sierra nevadas in 45 minutes... NOT POSSIBLE he lisped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2Reputation#26495005)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 8:18 PM
Author: Stirring cobalt pisswyrm

I do that literally on a weekly basis.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2Reputation#26495063)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 8:05 PM
Author: bespoke native kitty cat

He was super cool and very happy, did not seem like a bro who would get in a fight

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2Reputation#26495009)



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Date: October 15th, 2014 7:01 PM
Author: drab telephone jewess

definitely not flame. i lived for years on the studio city/toluca lake border and i'd see him out all the time. and yes, lol, drinking sierra nevada.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2Reputation#26523573)



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Date: October 15th, 2014 8:30 PM
Author: bespoke native kitty cat

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2Reputation#26524081)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:53 AM
Author: bespoke native kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2Reputation#26496476)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:08 AM
Author: bespoke native kitty cat

Not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2Reputation#26496526)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:54 AM
Author: Slimy pearl school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2Reputation#26496720)



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Date: October 16th, 2014 7:44 PM
Author: bespoke native kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2Reputation#26530283)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:10 PM
Author: bespoke native kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2Reputation#26499489)



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Date: October 14th, 2014 7:04 PM
Author: bespoke native kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2Reputation#26516787)



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Date: October 15th, 2014 6:56 PM
Author: Hot black coffee pot wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2Reputation#26523558)



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Date: October 16th, 2014 7:46 PM
Author: Navy excitant giraffe corn cake

post selfie, or it's flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2Reputation#26530303)



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Date: October 16th, 2014 8:05 PM
Author: Free-loading maniacal community account

lol fuk i'm glad i spotted this thread. definitely NOT flame, if you live in the studio city/noho area you will eventually run into Shia at a bar.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2Reputation#26530471)



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Date: October 17th, 2014 7:37 PM
Author: bespoke native kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2Reputation#26537631)



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Date: October 22nd, 2014 9:54 PM
Author: bespoke native kitty cat

reminder: this is not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2Reputation#26568207)



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Date: November 6th, 2014 6:22 PM
Author: bespoke native kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2Reputation#26663443)



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Date: November 6th, 2014 6:25 PM
Author: Federal Soul-stirring Legend Shrine

i just love this story, especially because its not flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2Reputation#26663453)



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Date: November 14th, 2014 12:40 AM
Author: bespoke native kitty cat

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2Reputation#26713472)



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Date: November 14th, 2014 12:41 AM
Author: red parlor

Whatever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2Reputation#26713478)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 3:26 PM
Author: bespoke native kitty cat

Not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2Reputation#26723237)



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Date: November 21st, 2014 7:15 PM
Author: bespoke native kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2Reputation#26767694)



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Date: December 2nd, 2014 2:31 AM
Author: bespoke native kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2Reputation#26840742)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: red parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2Reputation#26919187)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 7:57 PM
Author: Heady Foreskin Institution

one or both of you pre-raped the other

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2Reputation#26919238)



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Date: February 16th, 2015 4:17 PM
Author: bespoke native kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2Reputation#27327736)



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Date: April 1st, 2015 5:00 PM
Author: Infuriating laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2Reputation#27596817)



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 2:40 AM
Author: bespoke native kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2Reputation#27600828)



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 2:49 AM
Author: red parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2Reputation#27600873)



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Date: April 3rd, 2015 12:36 AM
Author: beady-eyed dark theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2Reputation#27608315)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 9:53 PM
Author: beady-eyed dark theater stage

http://m.imgur.com/Goo4mWl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2Reputation#27673295)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:15 PM
Author: sable menage milk

Is that earl near the bottom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2Reputation#27673397)



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Date: June 29th, 2015 11:14 PM
Author: beady-eyed dark theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2Reputation#28227347)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:17 PM
Author: Curious chapel azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2Reputation#27673412)



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Date: November 11th, 2015 11:12 PM
Author: beady-eyed dark theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2Reputation#29163973)



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Date: November 11th, 2015 11:21 PM
Author: Magenta Histrionic Fat Ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2Reputation#29164034)



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Date: November 21st, 2015 9:15 PM
Author: beady-eyed dark theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2Reputation#29227803)



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Date: November 21st, 2015 9:30 PM
Author: bespoke native kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2Reputation#29227899)



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Date: November 21st, 2015 9:36 PM
Author: bespoke native kitty cat

Did u take this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2Reputation#29227936)



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Date: October 25th, 2016 9:16 PM
Author: bespoke native kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2Reputation#31726906)



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Date: May 25th, 2015 10:06 PM
Author: Infuriating laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2Reputation#27963411)



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Date: June 5th, 2015 6:05 PM
Author: bespoke native kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2Reputation#28049465)



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Date: July 11th, 2015 3:25 AM
Author: 180 henna goyim nibblets

still calling bullshit on this alcohol capacity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2Reputation#28304783)



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Date: July 11th, 2015 3:28 AM
Author: bespoke native kitty cat

Look. It was 12 ounce pours, a weekend evening, it was Shia labeouf and the waitress knew and refilled us quick. It may have been 57 minutes I didn't keep tabs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2Reputation#28304791)



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Date: July 11th, 2015 3:38 AM
Author: flirting chad trailer park

Don't believe the capacity of Shia, OP, or all 3?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2Reputation#28304826)



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Date: July 11th, 2015 3:39 AM
Author: 180 henna goyim nibblets

all 3 it is just incredibly unrealistic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2Reputation#28304831)



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Date: July 11th, 2015 3:48 AM
Author: flirting chad trailer park

Even if it wasn't exactly 4 in 45 mins, do you doubt OP's claim that he pounded beers with Shia Lebouf? Who cares about specific #s...the point is this movie star randomly got shitfaced with OP and his buddy alone then cut out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2Reputation#28304879)



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Date: July 11th, 2015 3:49 AM
Author: 180 henna goyim nibblets

(chandler pumo)

the whole story is bullshit bc of the alcohol #s he gave

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2Reputation#28304886)



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Date: July 11th, 2015 3:30 AM
Author: bespoke native kitty cat

Maybe this was the night

http://www.newspusher.com/EN/post/1288854062-2/IT-/exclusive-shia-labeouf-chainsmokes-outside-of-laurel-tavern-and-later-leaves-the-bar-with-3-unidentified-females.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2Reputation#28304795)



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Date: July 11th, 2015 3:38 AM
Author: 180 henna goyim nibblets

i LOL'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2Reputation#28304829)



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Date: July 11th, 2015 3:41 AM
Author: Mind-boggling bipolar public bath

well you certainly said not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2Reputation#28304842)



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Date: July 11th, 2015 3:40 AM
Author: Razzle stead queen of the night

I had 4 Dogfish 60 minute 16 oz. drafts in 45 minutes not too long ago without even thinking about it; I see no reason why this 12 oz. Torpedo challenge is deemed so impossible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2Reputation#28304834)



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Date: July 11th, 2015 3:41 AM
Author: bespoke native kitty cat

Cr. It's not even a semi hard challenge. Larrtjoebird died trying it though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2Reputation#28304840)



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Date: July 11th, 2015 3:41 AM
Author: 180 henna goyim nibblets

(guy who's full of shit)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2Reputation#28304844)



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Date: July 11th, 2015 3:55 AM
Author: Razzle stead queen of the night

You're going to think what you want, but anyone who reads my posts knows I am not an exaggerist and I don't flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2Reputation#28304922)



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Date: July 11th, 2015 3:59 AM
Author: Multi-colored brethren office

(not an alcoholic)

for about 6 months i was drinking a 6 pack of Lagunitas Little Sumpin Sumpin almost every night, and would kill them all in around an hour. around the same ABV as Sierra Nevada Torpedo, slightly higher. then i'd switch to a second 6 pack of a lighter beer, usually Red Stripe or something like Sam Adams, and drink those over the next couple of hours.

i don't know about hanging out with Shia Lebeouf but drinking 5 Sierra Nevada Torpedos in 45 min. is not out there at all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2Reputation#28304941)



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Date: July 11th, 2015 4:09 AM
Author: Razzle stead queen of the night

Seriously. I can kill two 16 oz. high ABV drafts in 10 minutes with ease, especially if I've been outside and it's hot.

Probably my worst problem with alcohol is how fast I can drink. I imagine this is the case with most alcoholics. Anyone who has seen me drink would not doubt for a second that I could swill 5 12 oz. Torpedoes in 45 minutes. In fact, I'm sure I've done it in the past at home.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2Reputation#28304968)



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Date: July 11th, 2015 4:21 AM
Author: flirting chad trailer park

but THREE people all with alcohol issues at the same small table????

So random!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2Reputation#28305006)



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Date: September 12th, 2015 2:46 PM
Author: Doobsian deep dilemma

Two attorneys and Shia have alcohol problems ... So random!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2Reputation#28741099)



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Date: September 12th, 2015 4:35 PM
Author: concupiscible purple hall weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2Reputation#28741607)



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Date: October 9th, 2015 11:44 PM
Author: bespoke native kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2Reputation#28938086)



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Date: October 9th, 2015 11:44 PM
Author: bespoke native kitty cat

shia gets arrested on the one year anniversary of this poast for public intoxication.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2Reputation#28938087)



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Date: October 10th, 2015 12:10 AM
Author: bespoke native kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2Reputation#28938236)



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Date: October 11th, 2015 9:57 PM
Author: Infuriating laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2Reputation#28948762)



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Date: November 21st, 2015 9:32 PM
Author: Olive heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2Reputation#29227915)



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Date: June 30th, 2016 12:05 AM
Author: red parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2Reputation#30822171)



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Date: June 30th, 2016 12:10 AM
Author: bespoke native kitty cat

Not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2Reputation#30822215)



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Date: June 30th, 2016 12:12 AM
Author: red parlor

What part isn't flame?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2Reputation#30822223)



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Date: August 24th, 2016 2:25 AM
Author: Slimy pearl school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2Reputation#31256499)



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Date: August 24th, 2016 2:11 AM
Author: bespoke native kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2Reputation#31256459)



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Date: August 24th, 2016 2:12 AM
Author: red parlor

We did it, brother, together, right here in this thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2Reputation#31256461)



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Date: August 24th, 2016 2:13 AM
Author: bespoke native kitty cat

we maed it. Too bad this wasn't even the most famous poast of October 9th 2014 though. The Columbus Day sister tinder swipe was the same day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2Reputation#31256463)



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Date: August 24th, 2016 2:14 AM
Author: red parlor

Lol I remember that thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2Reputation#31256466)



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Date: August 24th, 2016 2:14 AM
Author: bespoke native kitty cat

Don't u like how labeouf was arrested for public intoxication on the one year anniversary of this TRUE not flame story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2Reputation#31256465)



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Date: August 24th, 2016 2:15 AM
Author: red parlor

Did not know that since I don't keep track of FLAME stories.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2Reputation#31256467)



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Date: August 24th, 2016 2:17 AM
Author: bespoke native kitty cat

Literally everything here is true and has been proven on multiple occasions. I had four beers tonight and am stone cold sober

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2Reputation#31256475)



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Date: August 24th, 2016 2:22 AM
Author: red parlor

Okay, you just folded under my cross-examination the other night. You must not remember that. You know what they say: truth comes out when you're drunk.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2Reputation#31256486)



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Date: August 24th, 2016 2:22 AM
Author: emerald base

Flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2Reputation#31256489)



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Date: August 24th, 2016 2:24 AM
Author: red parlor

Literally no one is falling for your chilimata imposter flame, faggot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2Reputation#31256494)



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Date: August 24th, 2016 2:27 AM
Author: Brindle provocative mood gunner

I don't understand

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2Reputation#31256510)



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Date: August 24th, 2016 2:30 AM
Author: emerald base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2Reputation#31256524)



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Date: August 24th, 2016 2:29 AM
Author: bespoke native kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2Reputation#31256523)



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Date: August 24th, 2016 2:30 AM
Author: emerald base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2Reputation#31256525)



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Date: August 24th, 2016 2:31 AM
Author: red parlor

DIE FAGGOTS ALL OF YOU

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2Reputation#31256534)



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Date: August 24th, 2016 3:24 AM
Author: adventurous gas station

flame bc shia labeouf would not order torpedoes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2Reputation#31256619)



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Date: January 29th, 2017 2:52 PM
Author: bespoke native kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2Reputation#32490986)



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Date: September 3rd, 2017 11:52 AM
Author: Sinister internet-worthy sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2Reputation#34128639)



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Date: February 9th, 2018 10:46 PM
Author: Splenetic Costumed Reading Party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2Reputation#35367457)



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Date: February 9th, 2018 10:47 PM
Author: Silver Odious Sneaky Criminal Striped Hyena

holy shit chandler

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2Reputation#35367463)



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Date: February 9th, 2018 10:49 PM
Author: bespoke native kitty cat

can i have some crypto

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2Reputation#35367480)



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Date: February 9th, 2018 10:50 PM
Author: Splenetic Costumed Reading Party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2Reputation#35367485)



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Date: February 9th, 2018 10:48 PM
Author: pink fear-inspiring pozpig principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2Reputation#35367474)



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Date: February 18th, 2018 11:53 AM
Author: vermilion domesticated alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2Reputation#35430505)



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Date: February 18th, 2018 12:02 PM
Author: trip yarmulke

is this the origin of the shia lebeouf torpedo meme?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2Reputation#35430555)



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Date: February 18th, 2018 12:07 PM
Author: overrated saffron orchestra pit

no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2Reputation#35430582)



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Date: February 18th, 2018 12:11 PM
Author: bespoke native kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2Reputation#35430608)



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Date: September 2nd, 2018 7:26 PM
Author: vermilion domesticated alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2Reputation#36734217)



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Date: January 9th, 2020 6:51 PM
Author: Puce bateful elastic band cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2Reputation#39406593)



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Date: January 9th, 2020 7:26 PM
Author: red parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2Reputation#39406762)



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Date: January 10th, 2020 12:18 AM
Author: Sticky Mad Cow Disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2Reputation#39407966)



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Date: February 17th, 2026 1:56 PM
Author: Judas Jones



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2Reputation#49676082)



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Date: December 5th, 2018 9:01 AM
Author: alcoholic roast beef whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2Reputation#37353189)



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Date: June 15th, 2019 10:19 PM
Author: bespoke native kitty cat

Went to laurel tavern with earl today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2Reputation#38394876)



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Date: January 9th, 2020 6:34 PM
Author: red parlor

Just a reminder that chandler never drank five torpedoes in 45 minutes. Fucking liar.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2Reputation#39406533)



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Date: January 9th, 2020 6:54 PM
Author: hyperactive location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2Reputation#39406605)



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Date: January 10th, 2020 12:00 AM
Author: bespoke native kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2Reputation#39407916)



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Date: December 18th, 2020 11:02 AM
Author: Nudist church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2Reputation#41571924)



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Date: December 18th, 2020 11:03 AM
Author: coral alcoholic box office

this thread is essential to xo canon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2Reputation#41571932)



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Date: December 18th, 2020 11:10 AM
Author: at-the-ready ceo

i get Shia Lebeouf and Post Malone mixed up sometimes/all the time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2Reputation#41571978)



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Date: March 6th, 2021 3:38 PM
Author: coral alcoholic box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2Reputation#42059065)



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Date: March 6th, 2021 3:55 PM
Author: Blue rigpig ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2696060&forum_id=2Reputation#42059163)