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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:20 AM
Author: autistic telephone station

*draws big line on napkin*

"The French forces were arrayed here. As you'll recall from our discussion of the Ulm Campaign over the appetizers, Napoleon had just captured a big chunk of the Austrian army and occupied the Austrian capital of Vienna, but he feigned confusion and weakness in his own ranks by intentionally evacuating the Pratzen heights"

*draws circle, labels it "PRATZEN"*

"Now here on the far right of the Allied lines, guarding the road to Olmutz, was a unit commanded by General Bagration. Remember that name, it's going to come up again later."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Reputation#35319341)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:21 AM
Author: ruddy zombie-like theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Reputation#35319345)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:23 AM
Author: Magenta dragon messiness

"Remember that name, it's going to come up again later."

irl howled with laughter at this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Reputation#35319353)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 12:59 PM
Author: vibrant spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Reputation#35320592)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 4:53 PM
Author: Spruce Contagious Hissy Fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Reputation#35321896)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:31 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone potus den



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Date: February 9th, 2018 5:49 PM
Author: vengeful coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Reputation#35365446)



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Date: March 18th, 2018 2:15 PM
Author: Spruce Contagious Hissy Fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Reputation#35631625)



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Date: April 15th, 2018 1:09 PM
Author: Curious coiffed jew brunch

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Reputation#35845075)



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Date: July 8th, 2018 3:25 PM
Author: Spruce Contagious Hissy Fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Reputation#36385789)



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Date: July 11th, 2018 10:50 PM
Author: Drunken claret ticket booth



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Date: November 27th, 2020 2:29 PM
Author: talented big-titted gas station milk



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:25 AM
Author: Pearly startled casino

"Excuse me, waitress? Do you have any more sugar packets? I'll need about 30 of the pink ones and 25 of the blue ones."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Reputation#35319358)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:26 AM
Author: autistic telephone station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Reputation#35319361)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:26 AM
Author: fluffy stead



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:27 AM
Author: Magenta dragon messiness

“And 45 pepper shakers and 60 salt. Make that 70 - almost forgot about the artillery backup.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Reputation#35319367)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:29 AM
Author: Pearly startled casino

"And can we move these tables together? Yeah -- that one too."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Reputation#35319372)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:32 AM
Author: Magenta dragon messiness

“the gap between the tables can represent the stream. and two more ice teas”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Reputation#35319388)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 10:00 AM
Author: autistic telephone station

*grabs some more food from the charcuterie plate*

"So this piece of salami is Marshal Lannes."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Reputation#35319543)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 10:01 AM
Author: autistic telephone station

"Oops, how can I forget his marshal's baton!"

*sticks toothpick into salami slice*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Reputation#35319547)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 10:01 AM
Author: Pearly startled casino

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Reputation#35319550)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 11:13 AM
Author: Garnet Meetinghouse



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Date: February 4th, 2018 12:01 PM
Author: cowardly mewling kitchen patrolman



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Date: February 5th, 2018 12:15 AM
Author: ebony knife rehab



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:29 AM
Author: Fuchsia dopamine box office

"Actually, get me 20 pink and 10 yellow ones. May as well distinguish between the Russian and Austrian forces."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Reputation#35319373)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:32 AM
Author: Magenta dragon messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Reputation#35319389)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:39 AM
Author: Garnet Meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Reputation#35319434)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 11:45 AM
Author: galvanic pink office

underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Reputation#35320152)



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Date: March 18th, 2018 11:37 AM
Author: charismatic school cafeteria therapy



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Date: February 5th, 2018 1:52 PM
Author: provocative flushed voyeur



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Date: February 6th, 2018 2:01 PM
Author: exciting milky travel guidebook



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Date: February 6th, 2018 9:15 PM
Author: Insecure floppy theater stage fortuitous meteor



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:30 AM
Author: ruddy zombie-like theater

"From our waitress' sour look I presume she is a defender of Holy Roman Emperor Francis II," Charles told his date.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Reputation#35319379)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:38 AM
Author: Magenta dragon messiness



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:39 AM
Author: Garnet Meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Reputation#35319436)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:40 AM
Author: autistic telephone station

*Russian busboy furrows brow, mutters about how the Tsar should have listened to Kutuzov*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Reputation#35319441)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 9:40 AM
Author: Plum crackhouse

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Reputation#35327926)



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Date: April 15th, 2018 1:08 PM
Author: slap-happy cruise ship internal respiration

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Reputation#35845073)



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Date: July 8th, 2018 3:26 PM
Author: Spruce Contagious Hissy Fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Reputation#36385792)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:33 AM
Author: burgundy address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Reputation#35319393)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 12:16 PM
Author: Sepia dashing abode pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Reputation#35320332)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 12:59 PM
Author: vibrant spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Reputation#35320588)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 1:15 PM
Author: Federal Set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Reputation#35320692)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 9:41 PM
Author: vibrant spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Reputation#35333955)



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Date: July 11th, 2018 10:49 PM
Author: charismatic school cafeteria therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Reputation#36409505)



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Date: October 10th, 2018 12:10 PM
Author: razzmatazz sadistic native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Reputation#36997758)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:26 AM
Author: Very tactful abusive elastic band boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Reputation#35319364)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:29 AM
Author: autistic telephone station

"OK, you see the distance between my steak your cup of poison? That's about the maximum range of the 12 pound artillery guns used by the IV and V Corps. This is going to be important when we talk about the Allied retreat"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Reputation#35319374)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 10:38 AM
Author: Hateful sticky half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Reputation#35319729)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 1:12 PM
Author: Mint Piazza Chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Reputation#35320671)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 4:54 PM
Author: Spruce Contagious Hissy Fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Reputation#35321905)



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Date: March 29th, 2018 1:50 PM
Author: Flatulent toilet seat principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Reputation#35717240)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:34 AM
Author: Magenta dragon messiness

openly howling with laughter at this thread, 180s all round

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Reputation#35319400)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 10:38 AM
Author: Hateful sticky half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Reputation#35319728)



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Date: October 10th, 2018 8:11 AM
Author: Emerald high-end hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Reputation#36996567)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:34 AM
Author: Garnet Meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Reputation#35319403)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:39 AM
Author: Garnet Meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Reputation#35319431)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:39 AM
Author: autistic telephone station

two hours into it, a small crowd has gathered

"...so yeah, that's pretty much how the War of the Third Coalition ended, here in the heart of Bohemia. Waitress, Czech please? No pun intended."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Reputation#35319433)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:41 AM
Author: ruddy zombie-like theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Reputation#35319447)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:42 AM
Author: Pearly startled casino

Charles's date discretely pulls out phone and texts "I can't come over tonight Chad, something came up."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Reputation#35319453)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:47 AM
Author: autistic telephone station

*Charles signs check, looks at date*

"So, uh, do you want to come back to my place and learn about the Treaty of Pressburg?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Reputation#35319475)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 10:20 AM
Author: cheese-eating appetizing people who are hurt indian lodge

pls extend this

make it like that 2nd cousin & biglawyer in the bathtub poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Reputation#35319620)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 11:18 AM
Author: cheese-eating appetizing people who are hurt indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Reputation#35319994)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 11:54 AM
Author: autistic telephone station

Charles's date is hanging off his arm as they walk to his Arlington, VA apartment, running her fingers through his remaining hair. She can't wait to get him all alone.

But, to her surprise, there are two dudes in the apartment. It's mance rayder and bob woodward pu. And they're wearing britches.

"I think the best way to learn about the Treaty of Pressburg is to reenact the negotiations", Charles said. "I've invited my friends over to serve as the Austrian foreign minister Count von Cobenzl and Emperor Francis"

He then puts a three corner hat on his shocked date. "You will be playing Napoleon. Remember the crushing victory you just won, and consider what kind of concessions you can extract. If you need help, I will be role playing your foreign minister Charles Maurice de Talleyrand but lets see how much you can do on your own"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Reputation#35320209)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 11:55 AM
Author: Pearly startled casino

18000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Reputation#35320213)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 12:01 PM
Author: cowardly mewling kitchen patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Reputation#35320243)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 12:05 PM
Author: Fuchsia dopamine box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Reputation#35320273)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 12:57 PM
Author: comical church

180 billion

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Reputation#35320570)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 1:13 PM
Author: Garnet Meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Reputation#35320675)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 4:39 PM
Author: Ruby Library Genital Piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Reputation#35321803)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 9:41 AM
Author: Plum crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Reputation#35327931)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 10:51 AM
Author: chartreuse immigrant church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Reputation#35328457)



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Date: February 9th, 2018 5:39 AM
Author: Nubile soggy parlor private investor

180 million

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Reputation#35361311)



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Date: February 9th, 2018 7:28 AM
Author: puce locale alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Reputation#35361465)



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Date: March 18th, 2018 2:06 PM
Author: charismatic school cafeteria therapy

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Reputation#35631582)



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Date: July 11th, 2018 10:52 PM
Author: Drunken claret ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Reputation#36409534)



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Date: July 12th, 2018 12:09 AM
Author: Ocher circlehead mediation

TOP NOTCH XO RIGHT HERE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Reputation#36409928)



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Date: July 12th, 2018 12:15 AM
Author: Fighting lavender cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Reputation#36409950)



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Date: July 12th, 2018 12:15 AM
Author: Fighting lavender cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Reputation#36409948)



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Date: October 10th, 2018 8:11 AM
Author: Emerald high-end hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Reputation#36996565)



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Date: October 10th, 2018 12:24 PM
Author: electric stage death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Reputation#36997862)



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Date: October 22nd, 2018 10:22 PM
Author: charismatic school cafeteria therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Reputation#37076025)



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Date: December 18th, 2024 2:57 PM
Author: adventurous sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Reputation#48462347)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 11:56 AM
Author: cowardly mewling kitchen patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Reputation#35320220)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 10:39 AM
Author: Hateful sticky half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Reputation#35319739)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 12:16 AM
Author: ebony knife rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Reputation#35326207)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:43 AM
Author: chartreuse immigrant church building

lol 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Reputation#35319455)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:48 AM
Author: Lilac chapel crotch

fun thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Reputation#35319478)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:54 AM
Author: Garnet Meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Reputation#35319523)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 10:04 AM
Author: Free-loading wild location windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Reputation#35319555)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 10:06 AM
Author: mischievous stirring heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Reputation#35319559)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 10:18 AM
Author: cheese-eating appetizing people who are hurt indian lodge

Krampus and Mance, how do you know so much about this battle?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Reputation#35319607)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 10:31 AM
Author: histrionic smoky weed whacker

How do you not? The first half of War & Peace leads up to Austerlitz? Every Russian school boy knows every detail (and half the girls). Bagration is more famous in Russia than Sherman is in the US. Nigger was so famous they named a WW2 offensive after him 130 years later.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Reputation#35319670)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 10:35 AM
Author: autistic telephone station

lol it's literally one of the most famous battles in world history. it is widely considered Napoleon's greatest victory. Robert E. Lee sought to imitate it during the Civil War, and arguably did at Chancellorsville

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Reputation#35319688)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 10:36 AM
Author: cheese-eating appetizing people who are hurt indian lodge

but how do you know so much about the details

high school history class?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Reputation#35319704)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 10:37 AM
Author: histrionic smoky weed whacker

He's not a Yankee retard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Reputation#35319715)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 10:38 AM
Author: autistic telephone station

lol no. I re-read the Battle of Austerlitz wikipedia article every few years to remind myself of the details. Same with the Battle of Jena-Auerstadt and a few others.

Also General Bagration, as ARE Reptile pointed out, is famous because in WWII the Red Army named a major anti-Nazi operation for him. When CharlesXII tells his date to remember the name Bagration, he's setting up a storyarc where he keeps seeing this girl and keeps lecturing her on Russian military history until at least the Eastern Front of World War II

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Reputation#35319731)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 11:14 AM
Author: Garnet Meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Reputation#35319958)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 12:56 PM
Author: comical church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Reputation#35320563)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 4:55 PM
Author: Spruce Contagious Hissy Fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Reputation#35321921)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 4:57 PM
Author: Fuchsia dopamine box office

Don't forget Bagration's pivotal role at the Battle of Borodino. We can buy some pie for dessert and use the slices to represent the fleches while a bowl of ice cream can be the Great Redoubt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Reputation#35321941)



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Date: October 10th, 2018 8:12 AM
Author: Emerald high-end hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Reputation#36996572)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 12:18 AM
Author: ebony knife rehab

Next level. I’m such a dipshit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Reputation#35326223)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 10:45 AM
Author: Sepia dashing abode pisswyrm

Wheels within wheels

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Reputation#35328396)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 1:40 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone potus den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Reputation#35329793)



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Date: November 12th, 2019 5:15 PM
Author: dun deep stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Reputation#39108114)



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Date: February 6th, 2018 2:02 PM
Author: exciting milky travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Reputation#35339090)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 11:13 AM
Author: Garnet Meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Reputation#35319955)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 12:50 PM
Author: Fuchsia dopamine box office

Lee's pursuit of an Austerlitz-style victory possibly lost the South the war, imo. Technology had rendered such "win the war in one day" shock victories impractical. Even in his big win at Chancellorsville Lee's army was hopelessly blown out by the end and the Union Army was both intact and ready for additional offensive action if it had been ordered.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Reputation#35320508)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 12:52 PM
Author: autistic telephone station

Lee needed to defeat Union morale, not the Union army.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Reputation#35320523)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 1:01 PM
Author: comical church

CR.

He needed to take DC. The south controlling DC and setting their capital there would have changed the war completely and likely would have resulted in foreign intervention.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Reputation#35320598)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 1:11 PM
Author: Fuchsia dopamine box office

Yes, and frankly the best way to do that was for the Union army to pitch itself into meatgrinder offensive actions that killed thousands and failed to win big victories. Lee could not shatter the Army of the Potomac in the field, and his efforts to do so only lowered the lifespan of his army. The low point of Union morale was arguably in mid-1864, when we know they were close to victory but when actual onlookers just saw huge battles killing thousands of men with no clear outcome.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Reputation#35320662)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 12:59 PM
Author: comical church

It wasnt technology that changed warfare, it was the mass mobilization of the population. Armies could be thoroughly routed, but the State can survive.

The Russians were the first to learn this and make the most out of it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Reputation#35320582)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 1:01 PM
Author: autistic telephone station

Mass mobilization was revolutionary France's big innovation bro...the Conscription Act was a big milestone. Every citizen a soldier!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Reputation#35320604)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 1:03 PM
Author: comical church

Sorry, meant to say they learned this lesson the best after Napoleon used mass mobilization so effectively. Cr.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Reputation#35320615)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 1:14 PM
Author: Fuchsia dopamine box office

Mass mobilization itself is a technological shift, though. I'm referring to the effect of the railroad and steamship just as much as I'm referring to rifled muskets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Reputation#35320688)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 10:47 AM
Author: Sepia dashing abode pisswyrm

And food and materiel production, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Reputation#35328416)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 10:25 AM
Author: Disrespectful mental disorder affirmative action

180000thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Reputation#35319641)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 10:28 AM
Author: histrionic smoky weed whacker

I wish Tindersloot was up for this kind of conversation, but alas....

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Reputation#35319656)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 10:36 AM
Author: autistic telephone station

"OMG Becky, his war game piece for Napoleon was a slice of Italian bread with honey smeared on top, because Napoleon was from Corsica and had honeybees on his imperial crest!"

"I know - he's so smart AND creative!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Reputation#35319703)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 11:08 AM
Author: autistic telephone station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Reputation#35319914)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 11:16 AM
Author: Ruby Library Genital Piercing

Identifying Vienna as the Austrian capital was a helpful detail imho given one of the datelab stories last year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Reputation#35319980)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 11:20 AM
Author: autistic telephone station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Reputation#35320013)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 1:14 PM
Author: Garnet Meetinghouse

Underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Reputation#35320687)



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Date: February 6th, 2018 8:03 AM
Author: alcoholic passionate mexican

holy fuck. just when i thought this thread couldn't get any better, fulano cums and creampies the cherry on top of it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Reputation#35336850)



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Date: February 9th, 2018 7:30 AM
Author: puce locale alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Reputation#35361473)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 11:15 AM
Author: burgundy address

Classic xo 18000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Reputation#35319971)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 11:41 AM
Author: cowardly mewling kitchen patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Reputation#35320123)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 11:44 AM
Author: ebony knife rehab

1 trillion

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Reputation#35320146)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 11:49 AM
Author: electric stage death wish

180 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Reputation#35320177)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 12:02 PM
Author: vibrant spot

great threads

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Reputation#35320251)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 12:13 PM
Author: autistic telephone station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Reputation#35320320)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 12:49 PM
Author: autistic telephone station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Reputation#35320503)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 1:02 PM
Author: comical church

Fantastic content creartion and history lesson.

This is why I come here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Reputation#35320610)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 1:11 PM
Author: autistic telephone station

(DC 6)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Reputation#35320660)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 2:13 PM
Author: Fuchsia dopamine box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Reputation#35321002)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 4:56 PM
Author: Spruce Contagious Hissy Fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Reputation#35321927)



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Date: April 15th, 2018 1:12 PM
Author: slap-happy cruise ship internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Reputation#35845091)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 1:37 PM
Author: Fuchsia dopamine box office

Angela looked at the directions on her phone again.

"Arrive at 2:30 pm, sharp. I only have 3 hours and we need to make every moment count."

Make every moment count? What was THAT supposed to mean, Angela thought. Was Charles thinking of...no, no, he'd made it very clear how he felt about those activities. Still, after she protested that she wanted some alone time together, he'd agreed that none of his strange lawyer friends would be around this time.

She stepped up to his apartment door and gave a knock.

"Come in, it's unlocked."

As she stepped in, Angela found herself confronted by a map...a very large map, with strange blue and red blocks on it.

https://cf.geekdo-images.com/images/pic298083_lg.jpg

"Howdy, Angela, great to see you. You mentioned wanting some alone time, so I thought we could follow-up on last week's discussion with a head-to-head board game."

Board game?, thought Angela. Charles had mentioned an interest in them, but this didn't look anything like Catan or Pandemic or even Risk.

"This," Charles said with unconcealed enthusiasm, "is Napoleon's Triumph. It's a board game specifically on the Battle of Austerlitz, and is the masterwork of Rachel Simmons."

"A girl made this?"

"Well, he was Bowen Simmons at the time, but transitioned to being a woman around 2014. Very strange, but the game is excellent. Since you were Napoleon last time, I figured I'd reverse things now and let you be the Allies. You enjoy numerical superiority, but are more limited in movement and are under pressure to attack the French."

"...Oh. But I was hoping since we're alone we might have a chance to-"

Charles interrupted her by handing her a 12-page pamphlet.

"These are the rules. You'll want to give them a close read while I prep dinner. They aren't long compared to most wargame rulesets but they're pretty dense. It'll all make sense when we start playing, trust me."

"This is splendid, Charles, really," Angela said. "But before we start, I thought maybe you'd like some wine. I brought one of the bottles I won at the church raffle!"

"That's great, but alcohol is poison."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Reputation#35320826)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 2:16 PM
Author: Very tactful abusive elastic band boltzmann

XO is the only beacon of light in a bleak world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Reputation#35321019)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 2:18 PM
Author: Medicated Multi-colored Hospital Stock Car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Reputation#35321030)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 2:32 PM
Author: autistic telephone station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Reputation#35321108)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 2:40 PM
Author: Pearly startled casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Reputation#35321156)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 4:35 PM
Author: Garnet Meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Reputation#35321769)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 4:58 PM
Author: Spruce Contagious Hissy Fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Reputation#35321943)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 5:04 PM
Author: erotic pea-brained site water buffalo

"I think that Napoleon’s Triumph adapts well to team play. While I know that many gamers have difficulty in finding even one opponent, I do hope that folks will be able at some point to give this entertaining option a try."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Reputation#35321976)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:30 PM
Author: burgundy address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Reputation#35324150)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:32 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone potus den

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Reputation#35324182)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 12:27 AM
Author: cowardly mewling kitchen patrolman

It is a tense moment. Desperate to impress the last good single man, Angela makes her move.

"Angela, there's at least three problems here. You can't declare a guard attack if your path is obstructed and, even if it wasn't, the attack LEADING units must be guard infantry units. But the larger issue is that move would be massively suboptimal even if it was legal."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Reputation#35326306)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 12:28 AM
Author: autistic telephone station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Reputation#35326318)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 12:29 AM
Author: Fuchsia dopamine box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Reputation#35326325)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 11:00 AM
Author: chartreuse immigrant church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Reputation#35328520)



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Date: February 9th, 2018 7:31 AM
Author: puce locale alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Reputation#35361475)



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Date: March 18th, 2018 11:32 AM
Author: Fighting lavender cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Reputation#35630899)



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Date: March 18th, 2018 11:37 AM
Author: dun deep stain

The fucking kicker kills me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Reputation#35630923)



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Date: March 29th, 2018 1:54 PM
Author: Nubile soggy parlor private investor

probably the best post in one of the best threads in recent memory

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Reputation#35717279)



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Date: October 10th, 2018 8:14 AM
Author: Emerald high-end hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Reputation#36996578)



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Date: June 23rd, 2023 12:14 PM
Author: Magenta dragon messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Reputation#46463254)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 2:44 PM
Author: beady-eyed anal public bath degenerate

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Reputation#35321169)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 2:49 PM
Author: trip onyx forum

incredible thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Reputation#35321202)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 4:35 PM
Author: autistic telephone station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Reputation#35321762)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 4:35 PM
Author: Mildly autistic bbw

His date getting hard as fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Reputation#35321765)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 6:00 PM
Author: autistic telephone station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Reputation#35322279)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 6:09 PM
Author: Haunting magical hall gunner

spin, ratfucks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Reputation#35322331)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:21 PM
Author: autistic telephone station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Reputation#35324036)



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Date: February 4th, 2018 9:24 PM
Author: Spruce Contagious Hissy Fit

Keep coming back to this thread — 180s all around

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Reputation#35324077)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 12:35 AM
Author: Elite swashbuckling locus ladyboy

Will CharlesXII ever find a woman like this? Or will his genes just be brutally culled from the gene pool?

I was a less extreme version of this as a kid, overflowing with random historical knowledge and looking for someone to share it with. I wish someone at some point had grabbed me by the shoulders, shaken me, and told me at least to try to be cool.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Reputation#35326367)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 12:37 AM
Author: autistic telephone station

to be fair, I wouldn't have been capable of making this thread and many of the detailed posts within it if there wasn't a little CharlesXII inside of me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Reputation#35326377)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 12:51 AM
Author: Fuchsia dopamine box office

I will never be cool in a million years. At best I can be interesting, impressive, and a good person to the best of my ability. If the end result of that is being culled, then so be it. I've had a good life so far.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Reputation#35326477)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 8:05 AM
Author: Elite swashbuckling locus ladyboy

Dude, a brilliant guy like you has a responsibility to procreate.

I think a lot about Jesus's parable of the servants who were given the talents. I expect that one day God will call upon me to explain what I did with what he gave me, and I hope I have a good answer to give him. Part of that is ensuring that my genes continue. I don't have any kids, and it might look to some like I had no path to having any, but I'm moving in that direction in my own circuitous way. Hopefully you are too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Reputation#35327390)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 9:29 AM
Author: cowardly mewling kitchen patrolman

I'm going to call flame on this one. If God wants specific men to reproduce, he should either make those people taller and with full heads of hair or rewire women so those aren't the two things they care about most.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Reputation#35327863)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 9:36 AM
Author: Elite swashbuckling locus ladyboy

(bitter incel rage watching Idiocracy)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Reputation#35327905)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 12:03 PM
Author: cowardly mewling kitchen patrolman

Flame, I've never seen Idiocracy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Reputation#35328977)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 12:24 PM
Author: autistic telephone station

To be fair, I've seen lots of dorky board game loving guys like Charles find, marry, and mate with blue haired nerd girls. Some were even bald. Charles's religious scruples are likely the bigger obstacle.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Reputation#35329167)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 1:07 PM
Author: cowardly mewling kitchen patrolman

This is extremely rare. Any girl nerdy enough to play board games is constantly in social situations where the gender ratio is 10-15:1 and, as all girls do, has access to Chad on demand from her phone. Wifeing somebody with so many options is the dating equivalent of nabbing a SCOTUS clerkship. Sure, it happens because SOMEBODY has to get it, but it ain't gonna be you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Reputation#35329504)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 1:48 PM
Author: erotic pea-brained site water buffalo

doesn't mean the wife has to be into board games. does your wife poast?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Reputation#35329884)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 2:35 PM
Author: Fuchsia dopamine box office

TBH the only shared interest I actually desire in a chick is reading non-trashy books (and they don't have to be the same books I read).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Reputation#35330260)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 9:40 PM
Author: autistic telephone station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Reputation#35333950)



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Date: February 9th, 2018 7:15 AM
Author: Amethyst soul-stirring area

These girls don't fuck chad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Reputation#35361448)



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Date: February 6th, 2018 12:57 PM
Author: crusty useless shrine selfie

As long as hes legitimately happy we're all a lot better off with charles as he is vs another rsf/nyuug clone.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Reputation#35338672)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 2:17 AM
Author: talented big-titted gas station milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Reputation#35326794)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 7:49 AM
Author: autistic telephone station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Reputation#35327327)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 10:37 AM
Author: Thriller range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Reputation#35328351)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 2:37 PM
Author: violent becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Reputation#35330280)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 7:01 PM
Author: autistic telephone station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Reputation#35332655)



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Date: February 5th, 2018 9:42 PM
Author: Big coral candlestick maker plaza

180 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Reputation#35333975)



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Date: February 6th, 2018 1:48 PM
Author: autistic telephone station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Reputation#35339007)



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Date: February 6th, 2018 12:58 PM
Author: crusty useless shrine selfie

Gods work itt brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Reputation#35338678)



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Date: February 6th, 2018 1:50 PM
Author: jade supple bawdyhouse mad-dog skullcap

180, best dating thread in a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Reputation#35339018)



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Date: February 6th, 2018 9:14 PM
Author: Insecure floppy theater stage fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Reputation#35342422)



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Date: February 9th, 2018 5:44 AM
Author: Nubile soggy parlor private investor

thread of the year so far

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Reputation#35361314)



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Date: February 9th, 2018 5:48 PM
Author: autistic telephone station

best part is that it was a team effort

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Reputation#35365438)



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Date: March 18th, 2018 11:34 AM
Author: Mildly autistic bbw

So modest!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Reputation#35630909)



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Date: February 9th, 2018 7:18 AM
Author: Magenta dragon messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Reputation#35361453)



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Date: February 9th, 2018 4:54 PM
Author: Grizzly parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Reputation#35365005)



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Date: March 18th, 2018 11:28 AM
Author: autistic telephone station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Reputation#35630886)



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Date: March 22nd, 2018 6:43 PM
Author: Flatulent toilet seat principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Reputation#35664164)



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Date: March 22nd, 2018 6:44 PM
Author: Saffron racy pit pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Reputation#35664173)



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Date: April 10th, 2018 7:43 PM
Author: Flatulent toilet seat principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Reputation#35811110)



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Date: April 15th, 2018 11:58 AM
Author: Nubile soggy parlor private investor

this is now 1 step closer to becoming a reality

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Reputation#35844717)



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Date: April 15th, 2018 12:00 PM
Author: autistic telephone station

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Reputation#35844732)



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Date: April 15th, 2018 12:40 PM
Author: Emerald high-end hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Reputation#35844941)



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Date: July 8th, 2018 3:19 PM
Author: Magenta dragon messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Reputation#36385760)



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Date: October 10th, 2018 8:06 AM
Author: Emerald high-end hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Reputation#36996550)



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Date: October 10th, 2018 12:09 PM
Author: autistic telephone station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Reputation#36997740)



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Date: October 10th, 2018 12:16 PM
Author: exciting milky travel guidebook

180 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Reputation#36997805)



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Date: December 18th, 2024 2:52 PM
Author: Magenta dragon messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Reputation#48462327)



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Date: October 10th, 2018 12:40 PM
Author: Lake Laser Beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Reputation#36997952)



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Date: October 10th, 2018 10:55 PM
Author: autistic telephone station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Reputation#36999477)



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Date: November 12th, 2019 5:13 PM
Author: autistic telephone station

huh there was a guy in Russia who had this fetish IRL

https://www.aljazeera.com/news/2019/11/russia-napoleon-scholar-confesses-dismembering-young-lover-191110145909187.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Reputation#39108104)



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Date: November 12th, 2019 5:16 PM
Author: dun deep stain

I just read a book about Napoleon and this thread moves from 180 to 181.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Reputation#39108116)



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Date: September 7th, 2020 10:58 PM
Author: vivacious snowy home

where are we on this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Reputation#40885180)



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Date: November 16th, 2020 9:05 PM
Author: talented big-titted gas station milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Reputation#41379029)



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Date: April 12th, 2021 11:51 PM
Author: Violet exhilarant nursing home gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Reputation#42268609)



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Date: April 12th, 2021 11:53 PM
Author: talented big-titted gas station milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Reputation#42268620)



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Date: April 13th, 2021 12:28 AM
Author: gaped flesh jewess main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Reputation#42268805)



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Date: June 23rd, 2023 12:10 PM
Author: Magenta dragon messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Reputation#46463239)



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Date: July 21st, 2024 10:20 AM
Author: Magenta dragon messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Reputation#47873275)



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Date: December 18th, 2024 2:55 PM
Author: adventurous sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Reputation#48462334)



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Date: June 25th, 2025 12:39 PM
Author: Magenta dragon messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Reputation#49048777)



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Date: September 19th, 2025 1:07 PM
Author: Paralegal Nahasapeemapetilon (βœ…πŸ‘)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Reputation#49284207)



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Date: September 19th, 2025 2:34 PM
Author: ,...,.,.,.;,.;,.;.,..,.;,...,.,,.,;;.,.;,.,




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Reputation#49284489)



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Date: September 19th, 2025 2:38 PM
Author: Real American (πŸΎπŸ‘£)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3881872&forum_id=2Reputation#49284496)