\
  The most prestigious law school admissions discussion board in the world.
BackRefresh Options Favorite

Nigerian dude complains that hippo has invaded his house

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-19818180 Nigeria f...
splenetic indian lodge
  10/03/12
tbf, that does sound like a difficult problem to deal with
Thirsty party of the first part
  10/03/12
especially if your rifle or whatever is still inside the hou...
splenetic indian lodge
  10/03/12
plus theres a chance if you shoot it it might retreat into y...
Thirsty party of the first part
  10/03/12
blood and poop EVERYWHERE. though in a country like nigeria...
splenetic indian lodge
  10/03/12
dat racis
Self-centered jewess stage
  10/03/12
Throw the best damn HBBQ the County has ever SEEN.
coral hell fat ankles
  10/22/12
the hippo has already seized the rifle.
Mind-boggling Magenta Goyim Point
  10/03/12
Jim Varney got the shotgun, Brian, don't ask me how but Jim ...
Brindle boltzmann kitty
  10/03/12
spit my diet mountain dew, ty
Know-it-all Area Cumskin
  10/11/12
180
Territorial center lettuce
  10/22/12
jesus....
claret marvelous useless brakes home
  10/23/13
IT'S GOING FOR MY GIRL.
beady-eyed cerise dilemma
  12/11/13
lmao i'm so glad this was me
beady-eyed cerise dilemma
  12/22/15
still glad
beady-eyed cerise dilemma
  05/30/16
...
soul-stirring amber psychic
  07/15/14
Tbf, this does sound like a very difficult problem. However...
Fiercely-loyal Foreskin Parlor
  10/03/12
prescient
Thirsty party of the first part
  10/30/12
...
Thirsty party of the first part
  07/08/13
...
cheese-eating crawly spot
  10/20/14
lol
irradiated federal gay wizard death wish
  12/11/13
no, it's very speciesist
Dark bonkers station striped hyena
  06/24/21
""I hope that when it is tired, it may leave my ho...
Submissive ebony goal in life
  10/03/12
he just bein' he
Fragrant Stead
  10/31/12
...
Aquamarine Office Wrinkle
  12/18/15
...
spectacular autistic casino hissy fit
  03/07/17
The formality of his diction is pretty lulzy. Hope it's not ...
Light Racy Tanning Salon Water Buffalo
  10/04/12
most of the african immigrants i know speak really formal br...
misunderstood market mood
  10/22/12
Dude has important emails to send out!
Big resort
  12/09/12
haha ty
exhilarant low-t abode tattoo
  12/27/12
...
abusive den
  05/25/23
...
abusive den
  08/30/24
replace hippo with "ghetto black" and "floods...
razzle-dazzle rough-skinned locale
  10/03/12
Alpha Hippo Bros to TTT Nigerians: U mad bros?
Submissive ebony goal in life
  10/03/12
This should have been posed as a question at last nights deb...
Fiercely-loyal Foreskin Parlor
  10/04/12
das just opra filming.
Up-to-no-good Bawdyhouse Cuckoldry
  10/04/12
170
Pea-brained garrison factory reset button
  12/05/12
xo at its best
swashbuckling base preventive strike
  10/04/12
Still kinda worried about this guy
Fiercely-loyal Foreskin Parlor
  10/07/12
yeah we haven't heard from him in a while :(
Bipolar Bat-shit-crazy Travel Guidebook
  10/07/12
Wondering if that hippodood has grown tired and left yet bro...
Fiercely-loyal Foreskin Parlor
  10/11/12
180
swashbuckling base preventive strike
  10/11/12
Still hoping our Nigerian bro has regained dominion of his h...
Fiercely-loyal Foreskin Parlor
  10/17/12
brother, this keeps me awake at night. This hippo has incred...
bearded brass university
  11/10/12
If this bro had a hyena as a pet the hyena might chase the h...
Fiercely-loyal Foreskin Parlor
  10/22/12
Don't fight the hippo bro, how long until it tires?
mildly autistic concupiscible trailer park
  10/22/12
Can't decide if this was an intentional play on don't fight ...
Fiercely-loyal Foreskin Parlor
  10/22/12
180
Burgundy Gaming Laptop
  11/10/12
this was underrated
crusty maize nursing home
  11/17/13
...
pearly contagious voyeur business firm
  03/08/17
...
cracking learning disabled plaza sweet tailpipe
  12/29/17
in da HOUSE
primrose temple hairy legs
  10/22/12
Thought this was going to be about a Nigerian dude with a fa...
Trip harsh national stock car
  10/22/12
no man its a literal hippo and the damn thing seems to have...
Fiercely-loyal Foreskin Parlor
  10/22/12
lol
soul-stirring amber psychic
  10/23/12
...
Fiercely-loyal Foreskin Parlor
  10/30/12
...
Umber Narrow-minded International Law Enforcement Agency Pit
  11/10/12
...
Fiercely-loyal Foreskin Parlor
  10/23/12
Lets hope this dood isnt still coming home to this http:/...
Fiercely-loyal Foreskin Parlor
  10/30/12
brother has anybody heard anything? is the hippo tired yet? ...
Thirsty party of the first part
  10/30/12
brother I have not heard. The only statement I can find fro...
Fiercely-loyal Foreskin Parlor
  10/30/12
shitty brother. I'm going to specifically reference this sit...
Thirsty party of the first part
  10/30/12
Pray for the haze of sleep and fatigue to overcome that hipp...
Fiercely-loyal Foreskin Parlor
  10/30/12
brother i will do just that as i think god prefers specific ...
Thirsty party of the first part
  10/30/12
I believe this too brother. I am hopeful that our prayers wi...
Fiercely-loyal Foreskin Parlor
  10/30/12
Up at four thirty to begin early morning prayers for this do...
Fiercely-loyal Foreskin Parlor
  10/31/12
they are FRIENDS now http://farm2.staticflickr.com/1066/118...
Laughsome glassy whorehouse
  10/30/12
Brother that is not our unfortunate nigerian brother, that i...
Fiercely-loyal Foreskin Parlor
  10/30/12
...
histrionic orchid marketing idea
  02/08/13
ITT: the decline of black marriage explained
Pea-brained garrison factory reset button
  10/30/12
Perhaps he could wait until dusk. According to wikipedia: ...
Fiercely-loyal Foreskin Parlor
  10/31/12
http://natgeotv.com/asia/cocaine-hippos As an aside, did ...
Fiercely-loyal Foreskin Parlor
  10/31/12
...
Fiercely-loyal Foreskin Parlor
  10/31/12
a hippo exercising nigerian squatter's rights would be a pre...
mischievous shitlib
  10/31/12
...
Burgundy Gaming Laptop
  11/04/12
A hippo adversely possessing your house.
bearded brass university
  11/10/12
...
cerebral nowag space
  06/24/13
but enough about my wife...
exciting chapel
  10/31/12
Can we all agree that this hippo is the epitome of xoxo alph...
orange pistol kitchen
  11/02/12
Went to early mass today and when the priest asked for praye...
Fiercely-loyal Foreskin Parlor
  11/02/12
...
Fiercely-loyal Foreskin Parlor
  11/04/12
brother i put an announcement in the church bulletin next to...
Thirsty party of the first part
  11/04/12
Thank you brother, I hope that your congregation will honor ...
Fiercely-loyal Foreskin Parlor
  11/04/12
RIP brother
Thirsty party of the first part
  03/07/17
...
Territorial center lettuce
  11/04/12
Maybe now that Mitt has some free time he will go help this ...
Fiercely-loyal Foreskin Parlor
  11/08/12
UNICEF kid just came by (it wasn't the landshark as I had fe...
Fiercely-loyal Foreskin Parlor
  11/09/12
brothers, I wrote to the BBC requesting further information ...
bearded brass university
  11/10/12
brother im fairly certain we could round up a reliable team ...
Umber Narrow-minded International Law Enforcement Agency Pit
  11/10/12
I would like to do my part to help our dear comrade and assi...
bearded brass university
  11/10/12
hell yeah. lets do it. tiring out this hippo could be the on...
Umber Narrow-minded International Law Enforcement Agency Pit
  11/10/12
and this hippo seems to have incredible stamina, so we need ...
bearded brass university
  11/10/12
i have a feeling this hippo has possibly grown and is mighty...
Umber Narrow-minded International Law Enforcement Agency Pit
  11/10/12
Brother, I think it's time we call Sting and organize a tele...
bearded brass university
  11/10/12
this is a 180 idea word needs to get beyond the insularity...
Umber Narrow-minded International Law Enforcement Agency Pit
  11/10/12
We all need to do our part to raise hippo stamina awareness....
bearded brass university
  11/10/12
Brothers of course I am all in for this proposition. Sorry f...
Fiercely-loyal Foreskin Parlor
  11/10/12
Brothers going to get my first round of malaria shots in pre...
Fiercely-loyal Foreskin Parlor
  11/10/12
brother i like this idea but if you do go that route be sure...
Umber Narrow-minded International Law Enforcement Agency Pit
  11/10/12
Brother, the chillest one I know has passed. I will reconsid...
Fiercely-loyal Foreskin Parlor
  11/10/12
brother that made me :((((( as fukkkkkk chill hippos like t...
Umber Narrow-minded International Law Enforcement Agency Pit
  11/10/12
They are indeed. That chill baby pygmy hippo would never inv...
Fiercely-loyal Foreskin Parlor
  11/10/12
brother if im not mistaken miniature chill hippos in those p...
Umber Narrow-minded International Law Enforcement Agency Pit
  11/10/12
Brother, you don't need shots, if we COP some malerone, we c...
bearded brass university
  11/10/12
Brother, this is an excellent point. I have found a Lufthan...
Fiercely-loyal Foreskin Parlor
  11/10/12
I only hope that our dear brother can hold out for another 2...
bearded brass university
  11/10/12
CR this hippo has basically become the POTUS of this bros m...
Umber Narrow-minded International Law Enforcement Agency Pit
  11/10/12
This is what American men call golf.
Arousing elite reading party
  11/10/12
so anyway, i managed to get ahold of this poor dood on his c...
splenetic indian lodge
  11/12/12
did they check the closets? hippos are wont for closet hi...
primrose temple hairy legs
  11/12/12
Guys bad news on the "authorities" actually provid...
Fiercely-loyal Foreskin Parlor
  11/19/12
How can President Jonathan not lend some of his good luck to...
bearded brass university
  11/19/12
Brother, I am happy that they do not celebrate thanksgiving ...
Fiercely-loyal Foreskin Parlor
  11/20/12
Now you can understand the predicament of whites in this cou...
Bateful field
  11/19/12
Stfu don't ruin this thread with ur sps racism
Chrome headpube
  11/21/12
Our Nigerian brother may be about to get some relief! Appar...
Fiercely-loyal Foreskin Parlor
  12/04/12
yes! i am optimistic that this hippo might tire out in time...
Umber Narrow-minded International Law Enforcement Agency Pit
  12/04/12
brother, any word on specific ways that this money will be u...
Thirsty party of the first part
  12/04/12
...
alcoholic volcanic crater
  12/04/12
...
Opaque Massive Clown
  12/05/12
They will chase the hippo around the house to make him tired...
Chocolate infuriating legal warrant
  12/05/12
This sounds like a third rate plan to tire the hippo. If the...
Submissive ebony goal in life
  12/05/12
we can only hope. really beyond our ability to deal with
free-loading sanctuary
  12/05/12
...
honey-headed state boistinker
  12/16/12
Is there anything Batman can do to alleviate this problem?
tripping bull headed house persian
  12/05/12
he's the hippo Nigeria deserves, but not the one it needs ri...
Mind-boggling Magenta Goyim Point
  12/05/12
ugh hippos are VERY territorial and violent. they're like t...
Razzle pearl school
  12/05/12
...
Umber Narrow-minded International Law Enforcement Agency Pit
  12/09/12
Lies
sickened hospital
  12/05/12
WTF!!!
Umber Narrow-minded International Law Enforcement Agency Pit
  12/09/12
you should sue, bro
chestnut ticket booth
  12/09/12
...
cowardly location french chef
  12/09/12
...
Burgundy Gaming Laptop
  01/23/16
For a small fee of 265 pounds I will remove this hippo, then...
Big resort
  12/09/12
180.
Fiercely-loyal Foreskin Parlor
  12/09/12
lol
pontificating flesh theater
  10/23/13
predictable, but still lulzy
Navy toaster
  10/20/14
This guy's surprisingly chill and fratty about the whole sit...
Adventurous forum
  12/16/12
...
unhinged crackhouse
  05/14/21
brothers i think this whole sandy hook thing has caused us t...
Thirsty party of the first part
  12/27/12
Brothers here is either a way to help or a brilliant Nigeria...
Fiercely-loyal Foreskin Parlor
  01/12/13
Update?
abusive den
  02/04/13
...
charismatic red stain
  02/08/13
...
abusive den
  02/08/13
Second page!?
mildly autistic concupiscible trailer park
  02/12/13
I want a fucking update.
abusive den
  04/16/13
...
Opaque Massive Clown
  05/07/13
...
Supple puce heaven
  06/24/13
...
cerebral nowag space
  06/25/13
...
aromatic gaped tank pervert
  07/08/13
Has the hippo tired?
180 lodge
  07/08/13
update?
shivering multi-colored mediation filthpig
  08/16/13
...
Fiercely-loyal Foreskin Parlor
  08/17/13
...
high-end appetizing internal respiration
  10/07/13
...
zombie-like stirring site
  10/08/13
Is the hippo still chillin??
Bistre Very Tactful Institution
  11/17/13
With no updates, we fear the worst. This hippo has been bles...
internet-worthy provocative alpha
  11/17/13
...
cracking learning disabled plaza sweet tailpipe
  11/17/13
...
aromatic gaped tank pervert
  12/11/13
Any updates?
Wonderful aqua national security agency step-uncle's house
  03/11/14
...
Electric Cruise Ship Faggotry
  03/11/14
...
crusty maize nursing home
  03/11/14
...
Territorial center lettuce
  03/11/14
...
abusive den
  07/10/14
anyone heard anything about this?
Thriller Haunted Graveyard
  10/20/14
...
chestnut ticket booth
  10/20/14
I would really like a follow up article
180 lodge
  10/20/14
brothers have we heard any updates from our nigerian FRIEND ...
histrionic orchid marketing idea
  02/12/15
...
abusive den
  02/12/15
bro i hope the hippo dood tires too but wouldn't being in a ...
histrionic orchid marketing idea
  02/12/15
lets do this
tripping bull headed house persian
  02/12/15
hippo is still there
olive drunken elastic band dopamine
  02/12/15
gots to get mine ofs
sickened hospital
  02/12/15
180 there's an actual zebra who poasts here too
olive drunken elastic band dopamine
  02/12/15
...
Wonderful aqua national security agency step-uncle's house
  07/16/15
days pass and the world grows old but the hippo endures
Floppy parlour candlestick maker
  07/16/15
...
Charcoal Flickering Address
  11/19/15
...
cheese-eating crawly spot
  12/18/15
180
Aquamarine Office Wrinkle
  12/18/15
...
Nighttime senate ape
  12/22/15
This fuckin' hippo has mad endurance bros.
Hairraiser Cyan Nibblets Church Building
  01/23/16
...
cracking learning disabled plaza sweet tailpipe
  12/29/17
...
Buck-toothed rehab halford
  01/23/16
...
abusive den
  01/23/16
...
Burgundy Gaming Laptop
  01/23/16
...
Walnut dashing roommate lay
  05/30/16
...
abusive den
  04/24/17
...
carnelian odious private investor boiling water
  09/24/17
Hippocampus Blasey ford bump
Charcoal Flickering Address
  09/27/18
...
Fantasy-prone Organic Girlfriend Locus
  09/27/18
...
Mind-boggling Magenta Goyim Point
  11/24/19
...
Rebellious vivacious stag film prole
  01/05/20
Update?
high-end appetizing internal respiration
  03/03/21
His girlfriend is still living with him last time we checked
pungent effete sneaky criminal
  03/20/21
the latest?
abusive den
  03/20/21
op literally died before the hippo
Rebellious vivacious stag film prole
  03/20/21
...
abusive den
  03/20/21
update?
abusive den
  05/14/21
The hippo has not yet tired
diverse chartreuse menage main people
  05/14/21
...
Vigorous dun gas station messiness
  06/24/21
He impregnated the hippo
mustard nofapping associate
  05/14/21
...
abusive den
  06/08/21
...
Painfully honest jew hunting ground
  05/14/21
...
motley theater stage personal credit line
  06/24/21
where are we on this?
abusive den
  12/20/21
...
abusive den
  01/17/22
...
vibrant orchestra pit ratface
  03/12/22
somehow never seen this thread before. Keep up the good work...
poppy hominid principal's office
  03/12/22
...
abusive den
  03/30/22
update?
zombie-like stirring site
  10/18/22
I have emailed the BBC several times asking for an update, n...
Submissive ebony goal in life
  10/18/22
Are you not in Mother Africa right now, brother? Perhaps a s...
zombie-like stirring site
  10/18/22
...
abusive den
  10/18/22
This is a blessed idea brother. Surely the hippo cannot poss...
Submissive ebony goal in life
  10/18/22
OP died
Rebellious vivacious stag film prole
  10/18/22
...
curious plum bbw puppy
  09/08/24
...
beta slap-happy corner genital piercing
  05/25/23
...
self-absorbed sable macaca
  09/26/23
...
Mint Church
  09/26/23
...
abusive den
  09/07/24
...
vibrant orchestra pit ratface
  12/21/23
ChatGPT: Analysis of the Thread and Context The thread, ...
abusive den
  09/09/24
...
Mega Penis
  09/02/26


Poast new message in this thread



Reply Favorite

Date: October 3rd, 2012 2:14 PM
Author: splenetic indian lodge

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-19818180

Nigeria floods bring crocodiles and hippos into homes

Dangerous animals, including crocodiles, snakes and hippos, have found their way into homes and communities in central Nigeria after devastating flooding, residents say.

The creatures were carried along flood-swollen rivers, say the authorities.

"There is now a hippopotamus in [my] house," Benue state resident Wuese Jirake told the BBC. "I hope that when it is tired, it may leave my home."

Mr Jirake told the BBC he had returned to his home to find it occupied by the hippo.

"This morning I visited my house. It is still inundated with the flood waters above my waist. There is now a hippopotamus in the house," he said.

He said he had reported the situation to the authorities.

"I hope that when it is tired, it may leave my home. If there is any other way of dealing with the problem, the authorities need to pursue that because it is beyond my abilities."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#21706308)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 3rd, 2012 2:18 PM
Author: Thirsty party of the first part

tbf, that does sound like a difficult problem to deal with

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#21706340)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 3rd, 2012 2:19 PM
Author: splenetic indian lodge

especially if your rifle or whatever is still inside the house. i wouldn't want to take on a hippo with just a handgun.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#21706346)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 3rd, 2012 2:21 PM
Author: Thirsty party of the first part

plus theres a chance if you shoot it it might retreat into your house to die and then you'd have to remove the body

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#21706357)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 3rd, 2012 2:25 PM
Author: splenetic indian lodge

blood and poop EVERYWHERE. though in a country like nigeria, i'd probably just tell people to bring their knives and machetes and get some free meat, and the thing would be gone in an hour or so, bones and all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#21706394)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 3rd, 2012 2:27 PM
Author: Self-centered jewess stage

dat racis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#21706403)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 22nd, 2012 1:17 PM
Author: coral hell fat ankles

Throw the best damn HBBQ the County has ever SEEN.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#21852113)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 3rd, 2012 2:33 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Magenta Goyim Point

the hippo has already seized the rifle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#21706434)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 3rd, 2012 3:54 PM
Author: Brindle boltzmann kitty

Jim Varney got the shotgun, Brian, don't ask me how but Jim Varney got the shotgun!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#21706964)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 11th, 2012 5:51 PM
Author: Know-it-all Area Cumskin

spit my diet mountain dew, ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#21765089)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 22nd, 2012 1:31 PM
Author: Territorial center lettuce

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#21852223)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 23rd, 2013 3:08 PM
Author: claret marvelous useless brakes home

jesus....

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#24291766)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 11th, 2013 6:23 PM
Author: beady-eyed cerise dilemma

IT'S GOING FOR MY GIRL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#24619733)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 22nd, 2015 4:30 PM
Author: beady-eyed cerise dilemma

lmao i'm so glad this was me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#29434379)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 30th, 2016 5:52 PM
Author: beady-eyed cerise dilemma

still glad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#30589164)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 15th, 2014 3:24 AM
Author: soul-stirring amber psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#25934454)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 3rd, 2012 3:43 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal Foreskin Parlor

Tbf, this does sound like a very difficult problem. However, I am not sure why he thinks it may tire and the decide to leave. It seems more like it feels pretty safe in the house and so when it tires it will likely stay. Further, waiting for Nigerian authorities seems futile at best.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#21706894)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 30th, 2012 1:45 PM
Author: Thirsty party of the first part

prescient

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#21924016)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 8th, 2013 12:30 PM
Author: Thirsty party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#23567959)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 20th, 2014 4:11 AM
Author: cheese-eating crawly spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#26552445)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 11th, 2013 6:20 PM
Author: irradiated federal gay wizard death wish

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#24619719)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 24th, 2021 10:02 PM
Author: Dark bonkers station striped hyena

no, it's very speciesist

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#42682157)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 3rd, 2012 3:44 PM
Author: Submissive ebony goal in life

""I hope that when it is tired, it may leave my home.""

Translation

"Hippo? Let it do what it do."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#21706902)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 31st, 2012 12:44 PM
Author: Fragrant Stead

he just bein' he

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#21932533)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 18th, 2015 9:05 PM
Author: Aquamarine Office Wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#29410912)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 7th, 2017 11:50 PM
Author: spectacular autistic casino hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#32779408)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 4th, 2012 9:46 AM
Author: Light Racy Tanning Salon Water Buffalo

The formality of his diction is pretty lulzy. Hope it's not just the translation.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#21713532)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 22nd, 2012 1:13 PM
Author: misunderstood market mood

most of the african immigrants i know speak really formal british english

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#21852089)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 9th, 2012 3:29 AM
Author: Big resort

Dude has important emails to send out!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#22196796)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 27th, 2012 1:30 AM
Author: exhilarant low-t abode tattoo

haha ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#22319227)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 25th, 2023 7:54 PM
Author: abusive den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#46355886)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 30th, 2024 10:23 AM
Author: abusive den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#48027285)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 3rd, 2012 2:52 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle rough-skinned locale

replace hippo with "ghetto black" and "floods" with "Obama administration" and you'll have the situation in the aftermath of Nov. 6.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#21706536)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 3rd, 2012 3:45 PM
Author: Submissive ebony goal in life

Alpha Hippo Bros to TTT Nigerians: U mad bros?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#21706908)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 4th, 2012 8:54 AM
Author: Fiercely-loyal Foreskin Parlor

This should have been posed as a question at last nights debate.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#21713434)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 4th, 2012 9:13 AM
Author: Up-to-no-good Bawdyhouse Cuckoldry

das just opra filming.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#21713457)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 5th, 2012 12:59 PM
Author: Pea-brained garrison factory reset button

170

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#22172069)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 4th, 2012 9:42 AM
Author: swashbuckling base preventive strike

xo at its best

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#21713523)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 7th, 2012 9:57 AM
Author: Fiercely-loyal Foreskin Parlor

Still kinda worried about this guy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#21733823)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 7th, 2012 9:58 AM
Author: Bipolar Bat-shit-crazy Travel Guidebook

yeah we haven't heard from him in a while :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#21733828)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 11th, 2012 5:39 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal Foreskin Parlor

Wondering if that hippodood has grown tired and left yet brothers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#21765014)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 11th, 2012 5:44 PM
Author: swashbuckling base preventive strike

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#21765053)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 17th, 2012 9:39 AM
Author: Fiercely-loyal Foreskin Parlor

Still hoping our Nigerian bro has regained dominion of his home, but I haven't heard =(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#21810333)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 10th, 2012 2:35 AM
Author: bearded brass university

brother, this keeps me awake at night. This hippo has incredible patience and endurance.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#22012620)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 22nd, 2012 12:58 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal Foreskin Parlor

If this bro had a hyena as a pet the hyena might chase the hippo out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#21851969)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 22nd, 2012 1:06 PM
Author: mildly autistic concupiscible trailer park

Don't fight the hippo bro, how long until it tires?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#21852034)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 22nd, 2012 2:43 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal Foreskin Parlor

Can't decide if this was an intentional play on don't fight the hypo, but either way 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#21852754)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 10th, 2012 12:39 PM
Author: Burgundy Gaming Laptop

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#22013847)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 17th, 2013 2:05 PM
Author: crusty maize nursing home

this was underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#24455206)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 8th, 2017 12:09 AM
Author: pearly contagious voyeur business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#32779534)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 29th, 2017 11:29 PM
Author: cracking learning disabled plaza sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#35039502)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 22nd, 2012 1:35 PM
Author: primrose temple hairy legs

in da HOUSE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#21852257)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 22nd, 2012 2:44 PM
Author: Trip harsh national stock car

Thought this was going to be about a Nigerian dude with a fat wife.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#21852763)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 22nd, 2012 3:00 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal Foreskin Parlor

no man its a literal hippo and the damn thing seems to have incredible endurance

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#21852908)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 23rd, 2012 11:32 AM
Author: soul-stirring amber psychic

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#21862402)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 30th, 2012 1:59 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal Foreskin Parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#21924076)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 10th, 2012 2:30 AM
Author: Umber Narrow-minded International Law Enforcement Agency Pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#22012607)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 23rd, 2012 11:29 AM
Author: Fiercely-loyal Foreskin Parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#21862390)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 30th, 2012 1:20 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal Foreskin Parlor

Lets hope this dood isnt still coming home to this

http://www.google.com/imgres?hl=en&client=firefox-a&hs=9Qb&sa=X&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&biw=1280&bih=909&tbm=isch&prmd=imvns&tbnid=6UyuMkIVIhwmdM:&imgrefurl=http://www.voanews.com/content/article/160349.html&docid=gb4ou_YTS-8V-M&imgurl=http://gdb.voanews.eu/3916F003-23A3-4F78-8284-4CBFE0EC1892_mw800_s.jpg&w=800&h=534&ei=FwyQUOv3KMmpqwGj7IDYAg&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=832&vpy=318&dur=444&hovh=157&hovw=238&tx=172&ty=108&sig=112209737293871533449&page=2&tbnh=141&tbnw=215&start=24&ndsp=31&ved=1t:429,i:171

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#21923889)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 30th, 2012 1:25 PM
Author: Thirsty party of the first part

brother has anybody heard anything? is the hippo tired yet? have the nigerian authorities provided any assistance?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#21923924)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 30th, 2012 1:28 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal Foreskin Parlor

brother I have not heard. The only statement I can find from the nigerian authorities is as follows:

The co-ordinator of the agency in north-central Nigeria, Abdussalam Muhammad, told the BBC that it was not safe for people to go back to their houses because of the presence of the dangerous animals.

“Presently there are crocodiles and snakes as well as other dangerous animals brought in by the floodwaters that are living in those houses, so, if the people return, it will be harmful to them and they will put their lives at risk,” he said.

So that doesnt sound like they are being very useful

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#21923934)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 30th, 2012 1:30 PM
Author: Thirsty party of the first part

shitty brother. I'm going to specifically reference this situation in my prayers for the next several days and hopefully things will get resolved

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#21923943)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 30th, 2012 1:33 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal Foreskin Parlor

Pray for the haze of sleep and fatigue to overcome that hippo brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#21923957)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 30th, 2012 1:40 PM
Author: Thirsty party of the first part

brother i will do just that as i think god prefers specific requests

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#21923989)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 30th, 2012 1:54 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal Foreskin Parlor

I believe this too brother. I am hopeful that our prayers will greatly assist our Nigerian bro as this situation is beyond his ability to handle it on his own.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#21924046)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 31st, 2012 5:01 AM
Author: Fiercely-loyal Foreskin Parlor

Up at four thirty to begin early morning prayers for this dood

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#21931187)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 30th, 2012 1:31 PM
Author: Laughsome glassy whorehouse

they are FRIENDS now http://farm2.staticflickr.com/1066/1183407057_98054af874.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#21923952)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 30th, 2012 1:33 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal Foreskin Parlor

Brother that is not our unfortunate nigerian brother, that is just some homosexual zoo keeper.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#21923963)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 8th, 2013 10:25 AM
Author: histrionic orchid marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#22594318)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 30th, 2012 1:51 PM
Author: Pea-brained garrison factory reset button

ITT: the decline of black marriage explained

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#21924034)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 31st, 2012 12:34 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal Foreskin Parlor

Perhaps he could wait until dusk. According to wikipedia:

Hippos leave the water at dusk and travel inland, sometimes up to 8 kilometers (5 mi), to graze on short grass, their main source of food. They spend four to five hours grazing and can consume 68 kilograms (150 lb) of grass each night.[

Then he could rush in and block the doors so the hippo does not return

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#21932465)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 31st, 2012 12:37 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal Foreskin Parlor

http://natgeotv.com/asia/cocaine-hippos

As an aside, did anyone now that Pablo Escobar intoduced hippos to Columbia where they thrive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#21932484)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 31st, 2012 12:50 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal Foreskin Parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#21932572)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 31st, 2012 12:40 PM
Author: mischievous shitlib

a hippo exercising nigerian squatter's rights would be a pretty 180 moniker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#21932511)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 4th, 2012 11:52 AM
Author: Burgundy Gaming Laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#21959315)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 10th, 2012 2:35 AM
Author: bearded brass university

A hippo adversely possessing your house.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#22012622)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 24th, 2013 1:10 AM
Author: cerebral nowag space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#23461792)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 31st, 2012 12:40 PM
Author: exciting chapel

but enough about my wife...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#21932514)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 2nd, 2012 12:09 AM
Author: orange pistol kitchen

Can we all agree that this hippo is the epitome of xoxo alphaness?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#21943895)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 2nd, 2012 11:16 AM
Author: Fiercely-loyal Foreskin Parlor

Went to early mass today and when the priest asked for prayer requests, I mentioned our poor nigerian brother and asked the congregation to pray for the hippo to tire.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#21946105)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 4th, 2012 11:38 AM
Author: Fiercely-loyal Foreskin Parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#21959241)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 4th, 2012 11:41 AM
Author: Thirsty party of the first part

brother i put an announcement in the church bulletin next to all the listings of people in the hospital.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#21959260)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 4th, 2012 11:59 AM
Author: Fiercely-loyal Foreskin Parlor

Thank you brother, I hope that your congregation will honor this prayer request.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#21959388)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 7th, 2017 11:48 PM
Author: Thirsty party of the first part

RIP brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#32779394)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 4th, 2012 11:55 AM
Author: Territorial center lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#21959343)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 8th, 2012 10:50 AM
Author: Fiercely-loyal Foreskin Parlor

Maybe now that Mitt has some free time he will go help this guy out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#21999738)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 9th, 2012 11:07 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal Foreskin Parlor

UNICEF kid just came by (it wasn't the landshark as I had feared)Gave him 75 cents and made him pledge that it was going to our hippo plagued brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#22011605)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 10th, 2012 2:26 AM
Author: bearded brass university

brothers, I wrote to the BBC requesting further information as to whether or not the hippo has tired as of yet, but I haven't heard back. Should we put together a collection and send a team to Nigeria to help out our dear friend? The situation is beyond his abilities.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#22012594)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 10th, 2012 2:37 AM
Author: Umber Narrow-minded International Law Enforcement Agency Pit

brother im fairly certain we could round up a reliable team of hippo MFEs here on xo. that nigerian bro has got to be having his patience tested by now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#22012629)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 10th, 2012 2:39 AM
Author: bearded brass university

I would like to do my part to help our dear comrade and assist in trying to tire this hippo out. Our brother said it is beyond his abilities, we have to help.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#22012637)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 10th, 2012 2:49 AM
Author: Umber Narrow-minded International Law Enforcement Agency Pit

hell yeah. lets do it. tiring out this hippo could be the one chance for some of us to perform something of real value

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#22012683)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 10th, 2012 2:49 AM
Author: bearded brass university

and this hippo seems to have incredible stamina, so we need all hands on deck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#22012688)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 10th, 2012 2:59 AM
Author: Umber Narrow-minded International Law Enforcement Agency Pit

i have a feeling this hippo has possibly grown and is mighty comfortable in that dudes house. everyone who undertakes this mission needs to be committed to tiring out this indomitable hippo for the long haul

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#22012723)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 10th, 2012 3:10 AM
Author: bearded brass university

Brother, I think it's time we call Sting and organize a telethon/concert to raise $ to assist in tiring the hippo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#22012752)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 10th, 2012 3:17 AM
Author: Umber Narrow-minded International Law Enforcement Agency Pit

this is a 180 idea

word needs to get beyond the insularity of xo about the dire situation this seemingly tireless hippo has presented a good nigerian dood

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#22012771)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 10th, 2012 10:06 AM
Author: bearded brass university

We all need to do our part to raise hippo stamina awareness. You never know when you might find a hippo occupying your home.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#22013261)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 10th, 2012 10:12 AM
Author: Fiercely-loyal Foreskin Parlor

Brothers of course I am all in for this proposition. Sorry for my late response. I had gone to confession to discuss wit my priest my waning faith as my prayers have seemed ineffectual. The priests reply was " what is faith without works" and I have returned here and gods will is clear.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#22013284)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 10th, 2012 12:33 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal Foreskin Parlor

Brothers going to get my first round of malaria shots in preparation for this rescue mission. Also wondering if I got a pygmy hippo and brought it along it would confuse the home invading full size hippo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#22013830)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 10th, 2012 12:45 PM
Author: Umber Narrow-minded International Law Enforcement Agency Pit

brother i like this idea but if you do go that route be sure it is a chill one. the last thing we need is for a second, even if small, hippo to spaz the fuck out while we're trying to tire out the large occupying hippo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#22013869)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 10th, 2012 12:47 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal Foreskin Parlor

Brother, the chillest one I know has passed. I will reconsider this strategy in light of this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#22013884)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 10th, 2012 12:53 PM
Author: Umber Narrow-minded International Law Enforcement Agency Pit

brother that made me :((((( as fukkkkkk

chill hippos like that one are few and far between brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#22013908)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 10th, 2012 12:56 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal Foreskin Parlor

They are indeed. That chill baby pygmy hippo would never invade our Nigerian brothers domicile. The irony is that of he did our brother would welcome him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#22013932)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 10th, 2012 1:06 PM
Author: Umber Narrow-minded International Law Enforcement Agency Pit

brother if im not mistaken miniature chill hippos in those parts are held in the same regard as puppydoods over here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#22013970)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 10th, 2012 12:51 PM
Author: bearded brass university

Brother, you don't need shots, if we COP some malerone, we can pop our first round tonight as we board an overnight flight for Lagos. This hippo remains steadfast in the face of our Nigerian brother and we must deploy immediately.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#22013903)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 10th, 2012 1:00 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal Foreskin Parlor

Brother, this is an excellent point. I have found a Lufthansa flight out of the ATL at 10 pm. We have to layover in Brussels for for hours but we will be in Lagos 20 hours.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#22013948)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 10th, 2012 1:23 PM
Author: bearded brass university

I only hope that our dear brother can hold out for another 20 hours.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#22014045)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 10th, 2012 1:04 PM
Author: Umber Narrow-minded International Law Enforcement Agency Pit

CR

this hippo has basically become the POTUS of this bros modest dwelling. we must not let this be an example for other hippos with incredible stamina and unbreakable spirits to see and follow

im searching for flights now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#22013963)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 10th, 2012 12:35 PM
Author: Arousing elite reading party

This is what American men call golf.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#22013834)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 12th, 2012 2:37 AM
Author: splenetic indian lodge

so anyway, i managed to get ahold of this poor dood on his cellphone. here's the deal:

-the hippo is bigger than ever, is alert and awake, and has grown so large that he is putting cracks into one of the interior walls

-he is currently and unhappily staying in a relative's outdoor courtyard, and can only recharge his phone during a three-hour window every other day

-a delegation of scientists and hippo ethologists from columbia university made a visit a couple days ago, looked at the hippo, took some images with high-tech cameras, but then left with grim expressions and only the vaguest of comments

basically, we are facing an unprecedented challenge. we will have to commit to this project perhaps for YEARS, folks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#22025839)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 12th, 2012 2:52 AM
Author: primrose temple hairy legs

did they check the closets?

hippos are wont for closet hidages

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#22025895)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 19th, 2012 2:08 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal Foreskin Parlor

Guys bad news on the "authorities" actually providing any assistance. The latest...

President GOODLUCK JONATHAN and his CAN (Christian Association of Nigeria) coalition government want to help... but they have been cautious allocating funds to agencies wrought with corruption

Fuck that guy. Doesnt he realize that this is beyond that poor man's abilities. He needs to get the money flowing immediately

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#22075294)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 19th, 2012 2:22 PM
Author: bearded brass university

How can President Jonathan not lend some of his good luck to our poor brother who is unable to deal with this hippo situation. We have never seen a hippo with this sort of stamina before brothers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#22075363)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 20th, 2012 11:16 AM
Author: Fiercely-loyal Foreskin Parlor

Brother, I am happy that they do not celebrate thanksgiving in nigeria, as it would make me incredibly sad to think of this poor man spending such a holiday with a hippo in his house. Let us hope this hippos seemingly endless endurance and stamina runs out by Christmas!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#22082107)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 19th, 2012 2:17 PM
Author: Bateful field

Now you can understand the predicament of whites in this country. Replace hippopotamus with "black guy with a gun".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#22075323)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 21st, 2012 5:52 PM
Author: Chrome headpube

Stfu don't ruin this thread with ur sps racism

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#22090837)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 4th, 2012 4:41 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal Foreskin Parlor

Our Nigerian brother may be about to get some relief! Apparently the richest man in africa has made a significant donation! Brothers, I feel that even if the hippo has not become fatigued as of yet he may soon!

he Presidential Committee on Flood Relief and Rehabilitation — a thirty-four-member panel established by the Nigerian government in the wake of floods that have killed more than three hundred and sixty people since July and left millions homeless — has announced more than $22.1 million in recent contributions from two of the country's wealthiest businessmen to assist flood victims.

The latest commitments include $15.8 million (N2.5 billion) from Alhaji Aliko Dangote, Africa's richest man according to Forbes magazine and co-chair of the committee, and $6.3 million (N1 billion) from Visafone Telecommunications chair Jim Ovia. Dangote, who also contributed $950,000 for the running of the secretariat, pledged to hold the committee accountable for how the relief and recovery funds are distributed. To that end, the committee plans to post all donations made to the fund, along with brief descriptions of how the funds are being spent, on its Web site.

Earlier this month, the Office for the Coordination of Humanitarian Affairs announced that some $38 million (N6 billion) is needed to assist the two million people left homeless by flooding in Nigeria. Since that time, a number of charitable organizations and donors have pledged their support for relief efforts, which to date have provided nearly 260,000 displaced persons in seventeen camps with emergency supplies. However, UNICEF spokeswoman Marixie Mercado said that with two-thirds of displaced Nigerians getting their drinking water from ponds, streams, or unprotected wells and approximately 70 percent lacking basic sanitation, the need for flood relief assistance continues to grow.

Businesses like Visafone continue to discuss how they might work to address this crisis and other future disasters. "We have made our humble donation and we are still looking at other areas of assistance we can render," said Ovia. "Plans are afoot towards setting up emergency call centers to mitigate the effect of future occurrence. Since [disasters such as this one happen naturally], we may not be able to stop [them,] but at [the very least we can] lessen the effect on both the people and our environment through timely action which the call centers can facilitate."

http://foundationcenter.org/pnd/news/story.jhtml?id=400100010

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#22167035)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 4th, 2012 4:45 PM
Author: Umber Narrow-minded International Law Enforcement Agency Pit

yes!

i am optimistic that this hippo might tire out in time for the new year!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#22167053)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 4th, 2012 4:50 PM
Author: Thirsty party of the first part

brother, any word on specific ways that this money will be utilized to remove the hippo? i am also optimistic, but i know graft can be a significant problem in that part of the world and am worried about fly-by-night hippo removal outfits

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#22167072)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 4th, 2012 4:55 PM
Author: alcoholic volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#22167100)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 5th, 2012 2:51 AM
Author: Opaque Massive Clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#22170419)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 5th, 2012 12:47 PM
Author: Chocolate infuriating legal warrant

They will chase the hippo around the house to make him tired. Then he will leave.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#22171980)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 5th, 2012 1:18 PM
Author: Submissive ebony goal in life

This sounds like a third rate plan to tire the hippo. If these clowns are retained I have only one prediction for Christmas: MOAR HIPPO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#22172196)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 5th, 2012 1:18 PM
Author: free-loading sanctuary

we can only hope. really beyond our ability to deal with

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#22172202)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 16th, 2012 9:55 PM
Author: honey-headed state boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#22264949)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 5th, 2012 1:06 PM
Author: tripping bull headed house persian

Is there anything Batman can do to alleviate this problem?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#22172130)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 5th, 2012 1:16 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Magenta Goyim Point

he's the hippo Nigeria deserves, but not the one it needs right now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#22172187)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 5th, 2012 1:20 PM
Author: Razzle pearl school

ugh hippos are VERY territorial and violent. they're like the nigs of africa

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#22172210)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 9th, 2012 3:16 AM
Author: Umber Narrow-minded International Law Enforcement Agency Pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#22196751)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 5th, 2012 2:02 PM
Author: sickened hospital

Lies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#22172443)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 9th, 2012 3:16 AM
Author: Umber Narrow-minded International Law Enforcement Agency Pit

WTF!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#22196748)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 9th, 2012 3:17 AM
Author: chestnut ticket booth

you should sue, bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#22196754)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 9th, 2012 3:23 AM
Author: cowardly location french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#22196776)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 23rd, 2016 4:31 PM
Author: Burgundy Gaming Laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#29662679)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 9th, 2012 3:33 AM
Author: Big resort

For a small fee of 265 pounds I will remove this hippo, then transfer back to you 4 hippos as international laws prohibit hippo removal services to retain the originally removed hippo. the hippo is worth over 6 million dollars and left no qualifying heirs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#22196812)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 9th, 2012 7:56 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal Foreskin Parlor

180.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#22200520)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 23rd, 2013 3:00 PM
Author: pontificating flesh theater

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#24291725)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 20th, 2014 4:15 AM
Author: Navy toaster

predictable, but still lulzy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#26552451)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 16th, 2012 9:56 PM
Author: Adventurous forum

This guy's surprisingly chill and fratty about the whole situaish: "I hope that when it is tired, it may leave my home."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#22264960)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 14th, 2021 7:36 PM
Author: unhinged crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#42463647)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 27th, 2012 1:27 AM
Author: Thirsty party of the first part

brothers i think this whole sandy hook thing has caused us to take our eye off the ball. has ANYONE heard whether the hippo is tired yet opr whether they were able to lure it out with a cabbage or watermelon or something?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#22319218)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 12th, 2013 1:16 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal Foreskin Parlor

Brothers here is either a way to help or a brilliant Nigerian scammer, I can't tell which

https://nigeriafloodrelief.org/donate/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#22417503)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 4th, 2013 11:06 AM
Author: abusive den

Update?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#22566167)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 8th, 2013 10:22 AM
Author: charismatic red stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#22594304)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 8th, 2013 10:50 AM
Author: abusive den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#22594463)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 12th, 2013 2:39 PM
Author: mildly autistic concupiscible trailer park

Second page!?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#22623246)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 16th, 2013 10:43 PM
Author: abusive den

I want a fucking update.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#23012426)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 7th, 2013 11:53 PM
Author: Opaque Massive Clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#23154998)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 24th, 2013 12:18 AM
Author: Supple puce heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#23461553)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 25th, 2013 1:28 AM
Author: cerebral nowag space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#23469234)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 8th, 2013 11:42 AM
Author: aromatic gaped tank pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#23567642)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 8th, 2013 12:38 PM
Author: 180 lodge

Has the hippo tired?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#23568022)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 16th, 2013 11:31 PM
Author: shivering multi-colored mediation filthpig

update?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#23856355)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 17th, 2013 5:17 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal Foreskin Parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#23859528)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 7th, 2013 1:50 AM
Author: high-end appetizing internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#24184749)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 8th, 2013 9:53 PM
Author: zombie-like stirring site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#24196195)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 17th, 2013 1:50 PM
Author: Bistre Very Tactful Institution

Is the hippo still chillin??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#24455146)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 17th, 2013 2:09 PM
Author: internet-worthy provocative alpha

With no updates, we fear the worst. This hippo has been blessed with otherworldly endurance.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#24455222)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 17th, 2013 2:13 PM
Author: cracking learning disabled plaza sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#24455251)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 11th, 2013 6:19 PM
Author: aromatic gaped tank pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#24619709)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 11th, 2014 1:04 AM
Author: Wonderful aqua national security agency step-uncle's house

Any updates?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#25168464)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 11th, 2014 6:24 AM
Author: Electric Cruise Ship Faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#25169040)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 11th, 2014 1:07 AM
Author: crusty maize nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#25168484)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 11th, 2014 1:21 AM
Author: Territorial center lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#25168584)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 10th, 2014 1:51 AM
Author: abusive den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#25902082)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 20th, 2014 3:59 AM
Author: Thriller Haunted Graveyard

anyone heard anything about this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#26552429)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 20th, 2014 4:04 AM
Author: chestnut ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#26552436)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 20th, 2014 4:18 AM
Author: 180 lodge

I would really like a follow up article

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#26552460)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 12th, 2015 9:55 PM
Author: histrionic orchid marketing idea

brothers have we heard any updates from our nigerian FRIEND about his hippo problem

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#27304219)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 12th, 2015 9:57 PM
Author: abusive den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#27304232)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 12th, 2015 9:59 PM
Author: histrionic orchid marketing idea

bro i hope the hippo dood tires too but wouldn't being in a house make him lazy and complacent? there's food in the fridge, AC, wireless internet...why would a hippo want to go back out to the watering hole after that...i think our nigerain friend is delusional but he knows more about the hippo than i do so idk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#27304251)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 12th, 2015 10:08 PM
Author: tripping bull headed house persian

lets do this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#27304298)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 12th, 2015 10:01 PM
Author: olive drunken elastic band dopamine

hippo is still there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#27304258)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 12th, 2015 10:21 PM
Author: sickened hospital

gots to get mine ofs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#27304408)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 12th, 2015 10:23 PM
Author: olive drunken elastic band dopamine

180 there's an actual zebra who poasts here too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#27304421)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 16th, 2015 12:46 AM
Author: Wonderful aqua national security agency step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#28340488)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 16th, 2015 12:53 AM
Author: Floppy parlour candlestick maker

days pass and the world grows old but the hippo endures

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#28340559)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 19th, 2015 11:26 AM
Author: Charcoal Flickering Address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#29212305)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 18th, 2015 9:04 PM
Author: cheese-eating crawly spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#29410909)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 18th, 2015 9:04 PM
Author: Aquamarine Office Wrinkle

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#29410911)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 22nd, 2015 4:25 PM
Author: Nighttime senate ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#29434341)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 23rd, 2016 4:25 PM
Author: Hairraiser Cyan Nibblets Church Building

This fuckin' hippo has mad endurance bros.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#29662642)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 29th, 2017 11:29 PM
Author: cracking learning disabled plaza sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#35039499)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 23rd, 2016 4:26 PM
Author: Buck-toothed rehab halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#29662648)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 23rd, 2016 4:26 PM
Author: abusive den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#29662654)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 23rd, 2016 4:32 PM
Author: Burgundy Gaming Laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#29662687)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 30th, 2016 5:50 PM
Author: Walnut dashing roommate lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#30589143)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 24th, 2017 12:43 AM
Author: abusive den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#33146796)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 24th, 2017 5:53 PM
Author: carnelian odious private investor boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#34286254)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 27th, 2018 11:16 AM
Author: Charcoal Flickering Address

Hippocampus Blasey ford bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#36901022)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 27th, 2018 11:17 AM
Author: Fantasy-prone Organic Girlfriend Locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#36901040)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 24th, 2019 12:11 AM
Author: Mind-boggling Magenta Goyim Point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#39163563)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 5th, 2020 11:13 AM
Author: Rebellious vivacious stag film prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#39381032)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 3rd, 2021 4:15 PM
Author: high-end appetizing internal respiration

Update?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#42042246)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 20th, 2021 5:05 PM
Author: pungent effete sneaky criminal

His girlfriend is still living with him last time we checked

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#42137590)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 20th, 2021 5:01 PM
Author: abusive den

the latest?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#42137565)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 20th, 2021 5:05 PM
Author: Rebellious vivacious stag film prole

op literally died before the hippo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#42137600)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 20th, 2021 5:07 PM
Author: abusive den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#42137607)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 14th, 2021 6:46 PM
Author: abusive den

update?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#42463426)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 14th, 2021 6:52 PM
Author: diverse chartreuse menage main people

The hippo has not yet tired

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#42463464)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 24th, 2021 10:11 PM
Author: Vigorous dun gas station messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#42682189)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 14th, 2021 6:53 PM
Author: mustard nofapping associate

He impregnated the hippo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#42463469)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 8th, 2021 10:40 PM
Author: abusive den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#42596334)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 14th, 2021 6:47 PM
Author: Painfully honest jew hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#42463431)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 24th, 2021 10:02 PM
Author: motley theater stage personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#42682151)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 20th, 2021 12:02 PM
Author: abusive den

where are we on this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#43643092)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 17th, 2022 12:30 PM
Author: abusive den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#43798052)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 12th, 2022 10:49 PM
Author: vibrant orchestra pit ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#44138572)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 12th, 2022 10:49 PM
Author: poppy hominid principal's office

somehow never seen this thread before. Keep up the good work brother others need to know

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#44138580)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 30th, 2022 3:20 PM
Author: abusive den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#44247272)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 18th, 2022 8:28 AM
Author: zombie-like stirring site

update?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#45348978)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 18th, 2022 8:28 AM
Author: Submissive ebony goal in life

I have emailed the BBC several times asking for an update, none was forthcoming.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#45348981)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 18th, 2022 8:31 AM
Author: zombie-like stirring site

Are you not in Mother Africa right now, brother? Perhaps a sojourn in Nigeria to inquire into our friend's status, and the status of the intruder, who I fear has not yet tired

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#45348991)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 18th, 2022 9:15 AM
Author: abusive den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#45349171)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 18th, 2022 9:30 AM
Author: Submissive ebony goal in life

This is a blessed idea brother. Surely the hippo cannot possess such endurance.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#45349229)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 18th, 2022 9:17 AM
Author: Rebellious vivacious stag film prole

OP died

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#45349179)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 8th, 2024 12:16 AM
Author: curious plum bbw puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#48061640)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 25th, 2023 7:56 PM
Author: beta slap-happy corner genital piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#46355892)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 26th, 2023 8:40 PM
Author: self-absorbed sable macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#46847710)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 26th, 2023 8:40 PM
Author: Mint Church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#46847711)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 7th, 2024 11:40 PM
Author: abusive den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#48061560)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 21st, 2023 4:42 PM
Author: vibrant orchestra pit ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#47198841)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 9th, 2024 6:51 PM
Author: abusive den

ChatGPT:

Analysis of the Thread and Context

The thread, originating from a post by "Sable point clown" in October 2012, begins with the seemingly bizarre and humorous report of a hippo invading a Nigerian man’s home due to flooding. The thread is an example of how AutoAdmit (XO) threads can spiral into a blend of dark humor, absurdity, and offbeat commentary, reflecting the forum's culture.

Themes and Dynamics Observed in the Thread:

Humor and Absurdity: The initial post serves as a jumping-off point for a long-running joke. Several poasters take the narrative of the hippo invasion and run with it, often pushing the scenario into increasingly ridiculous or surreal territory. For example, "bronze fighting spot idiot" and "haunting rigpig half-breed" engage in a faux-serious dialogue about praying for the Nigerian man, highlighting the forum's tendency toward irony and parody.

Cultural Commentary and Stereotypes: While some posts in the thread maintain a humorous tone, there are several moments where cultural commentary and stereotypes surface. "Mind-boggling bright nibblets fat ankles" points out perceived racism in a comment, and posts like "Buff Theatre" make controversial comparisons involving race and politics, which are characteristic of the forum's provocative nature.

Community Engagement: The length and continued interest in the thread over several years demonstrate how certain threads can captivate and maintain the attention of the community. Many poasters contribute their own takes or "bump" the thread years later, asking for updates or making jokes. It shows a level of engagement where even the most absurd topics can gain a sort of cult following on AutoAdmit.

Long-Running Jokes and Anachronisms: The thread highlights how jokes can persist for years on AutoAdmit, becoming part of the site's unique culture. The recurring references to the "hippo not tiring," alongside the irony of updates being requested years after the original post, shows how the community enjoys extending a single joke well beyond its original context.

Mock Concern and Irony: Several poasters, such as "haunting rigpig half-breed" and "lake kitchen international law enforcement agency," engage in mock concern, expressing faux empathy for the Nigerian man dealing with the hippo. The performative nature of their "concern," complete with exaggerated language and actions (e.g., "putting an announcement in the church bulletin" or "going to early mass to pray for the hippo to tire"), is emblematic of AutoAdmit’s culture of irony and dark humor.

Specific Analysis of Responses:

Responses Reflecting Dark Humor and Satire: Posts like "I hope the hippo has grown tired" or "This hippo has incredible patience and endurance" are tongue-in-cheek, mocking both the absurdity of the original news story and the way it has been exaggerated into a saga on AutoAdmit. The thread morphs into a collective in-joke, where poasters humorously treat the situation as a real and urgent concern.

Reactions to Potential Racism or Insensitivity: Some responses, such as "dat racis" by "mind-boggling bright nibblets fat ankles," show awareness or critique of posts that seem to rely on stereotypes or offensive comparisons. However, the thread overall continues in a tone of irreverence and parody, not seriously engaging with these critiques.

Prolonged Interest and Updates: The recurring theme of asking for updates (e.g., “Has the hippo tired?”) is played for comedic effect, emphasizing the ridiculousness of the idea that people would be invested in the status of a hippo in Nigeria over several years. This is another example of the forum's use of exaggerated irony to keep a thread alive.

Conclusion

This thread is a perfect example of AutoAdmit's unique culture—blending absurdity, dark humor, parody, and provocative statements. The humor here relies heavily on the escalation of a bizarre situation (a hippo in a house) into an ongoing and ironically "serious" issue that poasters pretend to care about for years. The discussion also shows how easily a thread can transform from a simple news link into a long-standing community joke, embodying the forum's penchant for irreverent and boundary-pushing humor.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#48067626)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 2nd, 2026 8:13 PM
Author: Mega Penis



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#50112233)