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titillating cyan candlestick maker black woman
  04/11/26
saved lives deployed code at a nuclear power plant gon...
turquoise lodge dragon
  04/11/26
I saved one life
Trip gaming laptop lay
  04/11/26
only #2 is remotely unique
diverse alcoholic set incel
  04/13/26
Where to start
iridescent brunch doctorate
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turquoise lodge dragon
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heady den
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Provocative sooty reading party halford
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bossy university regret
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Big hell
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Snowy Internet-worthy Dopamine
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Opaque market
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Gold bearded international law enforcement agency affirmative action
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Vigorous national security agency boistinker
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Claret underhanded area pisswyrm
  04/15/26
Practice law in this gorgeous Central Valley county
Appetizing laser beams
  04/11/26
I'm probably the only poaster to intentionally kill someone
green jewess crotch
  04/11/26
that's kinda cool
mischievous lime macaca
  04/11/26
Explain?
heady den
  04/11/26
B&e I'm in Texas It was on the news for a few days w ...
green jewess crotch
  04/12/26
Self defense?
Charcoal stead
  04/12/26
180 thank you for saving the taxpayers
turquoise lodge dragon
  04/12/26
Ricky
Appetizing laser beams
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Snowy Internet-worthy Dopamine
  04/11/26
(Rudolph)
pea-brained elastic band
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I think he just fucks his mother's rotting corpse. I don't t...
Balding orchestra pit telephone
  04/12/26
Wrong I’m military and have killed several people you&...
.,.,,..,.,,.,.,:,,:,..,,:::,...,:,.,.:...:.,:.::,.
  04/16/26
Lived 13 years in a vehicle now have a career and 2 kids
Zombie-like Site
  04/11/26
also cool, car, truck or van? did you do a 24hr fitness memb...
mischievous lime macaca
  04/11/26
Lived in 1980s Mercedes, Volvo. Then moved up to a 1995 Blaz...
Zombie-like Site
  04/11/26
those 80's mercs had 180 af bench seats stuffed with horse h...
mischievous lime macaca
  04/11/26
All the time. The only CRAAAZY thing that ever happened wa...
Zombie-like Site
  04/11/26
Took over a small country
Maize Nursing Home Therapy
  04/11/26
lol wow, holy shit
mischievous lime macaca
  04/11/26
No way you're the only one
heady den
  04/11/26
Okay, I lol’d
Appetizing laser beams
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ungodly onyx station digit ratio
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adventurous factory reset button
  04/11/26
lmao
Bronze hyperactive house boiling water
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Useless theater
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Beady-eyed resort stock car
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bossy university regret
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dull learning disabled marketing idea cruise ship
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Claret underhanded area pisswyrm
  04/15/26
180
iridescent brunch doctorate
  04/12/26
Pumo scum
Zombie-like Site
  04/13/26
What did you go to prison for, and what did you actually do?
'"'''''''''''''"'
  04/17/26
attended an Episcopal church
Galvanic national corn cake
  04/11/26
I took a dump at Port Authority.
Cerebral Light Location
  04/11/26
that is brave
Trip gaming laptop lay
  04/11/26
It was as bad you think.
Cerebral Light Location
  04/11/26
I outran the cops once in a chevy blazer
Trip gaming laptop lay
  04/11/26
owned a Chuck E. Cheese franchise
Galvanic national corn cake
  04/11/26
i've exorcised 3+ demons
slap-happy church masturbator
  04/11/26
it'd be a long story, but i'm pretty sure i've been 1:1 w/ a...
mischievous lime macaca
  04/11/26
We've got time
adventurous factory reset button
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Snowy Internet-worthy Dopamine
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pearly aphrodisiac liquid oxygen home
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Appetizing laser beams
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about 25-30yrs ago i took a solo road trip in my lr discover...
mischievous lime macaca
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Balding orchestra pit telephone
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You should have let him know that you had recorded the conve...
Zombie-like Site
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Razzle-dazzle Brilliant Ticket Booth
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bateful gaping
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the world was more interesting when we had serial killers
pearly aphrodisiac liquid oxygen home
  04/12/26
wow
Snowy Internet-worthy Dopamine
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Jet outnumbered point
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most dangerous part of this is taking a lr discovery on a ro...
indecent alcoholic business firm
  04/13/26
lol
Snowy Internet-worthy Dopamine
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Misunderstood heaven
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Gold bearded international law enforcement agency affirmative action
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tcr, but only failure was the hood latch, got it fixed along...
mischievous lime macaca
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random 640x480 level resolution pics from that era https:...
mischievous lime macaca
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Razzle-dazzle Brilliant Ticket Booth
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The most A$IAN PUSSY by far
Coral queen of the night legend
  04/11/26
Driven a Zamboni
Bronze hyperactive house boiling water
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180 wholesome unique experience
heady den
  04/11/26
tyty
Bronze hyperactive house boiling water
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Sorry friend, I've driven a zam at three different rinks in ...
bearded really tough guy native
  04/14/26
Damn, I would be upset if it was anyone else
Bronze hyperactive house boiling water
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180
Vigorous national security agency boistinker
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(stone cold steve austin tp)
Motley spot friendly grandma
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Won three bench trials in one day, two in the morning, one i...
Useless theater
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Until they get divorced, the big shot lawyers here will neve...
Zombie-like Site
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Snowy Internet-worthy Dopamine
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aquamarine circlehead
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slap-happy church masturbator
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wtf
Soul-stirring buff address
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Balding orchestra pit telephone
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Razzle-dazzle Brilliant Ticket Booth
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lmao. is there some correlation between being a bit of an aw...
lilac step-uncle's house coffee pot
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I’ve never understood doods who shit their pants, but ...
Crystalline Juggernaut
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part of getting old is you can’t fully trust your fart...
concupiscible public bath quadroon
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He’s the kind of dude who would do it on the bus. G...
Crystalline Juggernaut
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Judas Jones
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I was a D1 hockey enforcer despite being 5'7 and I fucked Ru...
Balding orchestra pit telephone
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I shook Senator Barack Obama's hand in 2008
Opaque market
  04/12/26
Winner
iridescent brunch doctorate
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Provocative sooty reading party halford
  04/12/26
I smoked crack with him.
man o' war
  04/17/26
I saw King Diamond perform without makeup.
Soul-stirring buff address
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heady den
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Wrote a novel, taught myyself saxophone, furked around and e...
Beady-eyed resort stock car
  04/12/26
Narcissist
slap-happy church masturbator
  04/12/26
Coon
Beady-eyed resort stock car
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Can you share the novel? I agree with the above, you've ...
hyperventilating massive space messiness
  04/12/26
It's like Darkness at Noon but the overarching enemy is obam...
Beady-eyed resort stock car
  04/12/26
You wrote a novel nobody can read? Lmao. What's the fucking ...
hyperventilating massive space messiness
  04/12/26
?
Beady-eyed resort stock car
  04/12/26
Post a link to your novel or stfu.
hyperventilating massive space messiness
  04/12/26
It's nowhere near cumplete, bro. I think you would fw it tho...
Beady-eyed resort stock car
  04/12/26
Brags: "Wrote a novel" Explains: "It's now...
hyperventilating massive space messiness
  04/12/26
Bro you can barely write a sentence as it is, but you're shi...
Beady-eyed resort stock car
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Bro, you said you wrote a novel. Then you said it's nowhere ...
hyperventilating massive space messiness
  04/12/26
Wrote a novel (that's actually complete) and have also been ...
carmine property
  04/12/26
Link to said novel?
hyperventilating massive space messiness
  04/12/26
Where did you go,bro?
Obey My Commands at All Times
  04/15/26
Maybe the sax and Australia are real. The novel isn't. Wh...
Meteorito
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ran (clothed) around an MLB baseball field midgame
Yapping Useless Brakes Casino
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green jewess crotch
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I made a deal with a drug-addicted hooker that I would help ...
violent theatre
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Beady-eyed resort stock car
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It's the drug addiction that gets me in this story. That se...
bossy university regret
  04/12/26
We meet on Seeking Arrangement back in the day. I didn't fig...
violent theatre
  04/13/26
We talking a full degree or community college
wonderful faggotry
  04/12/26
Initially, the agreement was for community college because h...
violent theatre
  04/13/26
how were you not effectively paying way above market to fuck...
Motley spot friendly grandma
  04/15/26
what exactly did you do to "help her finish college.&qu...
Snowy Internet-worthy Dopamine
  04/12/26
She gave me the login info for her online learning managemen...
violent theatre
  04/13/26
What's the endgame here? Did you keep seeing her?
Lake Office
  04/13/26
many female email jobs are performed by horny dorks who rail...
elite honey-headed associate
  04/13/26
I think that is basically her life now. The dude she is curr...
violent theatre
  04/13/26
hope she locks someone down soon. these chicks tend to have ...
elite honey-headed associate
  04/13/26
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Snowy Internet-worthy Dopamine
  04/13/26
No. You'll be shocked to learn that a drug-addicted hooker w...
violent theatre
  04/13/26
Plus my wife was getting suspicious about the amount of time...
wonderful faggotry
  04/13/26
you're 60?
Tantric Rebellious Wrinkle Police Squad
  04/13/26
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Snowy Internet-worthy Dopamine
  04/13/26
tricked the goyim many times, countless times stuck three...
Cream kitty cat
  04/12/26
(definitely not a CSLG alt)
pearly aphrodisiac liquid oxygen home
  04/12/26
At the same time? Hotel or full size?
Crystalline Juggernaut
  04/12/26
Yes, at the same time. Mid size, 8 fl oz. https://www.amazon...
Cream kitty cat
  04/12/26
Taken Andrea anaconda’s dick in my ass
Tantric Rebellious Wrinkle Police Squad
  04/12/26
We’re butt brothers, brother.
Crystalline Juggernaut
  04/12/26
180 I thought you just sucked on it
Tantric Rebellious Wrinkle Police Squad
  04/12/26
Been happily and faithfully married for nearly 25 years
bossy university regret
  04/12/26
180
Misunderstood heaven
  04/13/26
Piloted the Martha's Vineyard ferry.
Dashing apoplectic locus
  04/12/26
180!
Misunderstood heaven
  04/14/26
flew a P-51.
carmine property
  04/12/26
Returning to this thread, and this is the item that’d ...
bossy university regret
  04/13/26
i guess i'm not super into planes because i've never heard o...
Kenneth Play
  04/15/26
played golf with Trump
concupiscible public bath quadroon
  04/12/26
is he better than you? it seems like he's pretty good right....
Snowy Internet-worthy Dopamine
  04/13/26
probably yes on paper, especially at the time. he's super co...
concupiscible public bath quadroon
  04/14/26
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Snowy Internet-worthy Dopamine
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Been to over 150 countries Took a public shat in the midd...
bistre shaky forum electric furnace
  04/12/26
I once pissed in the seacrets hotel elevator in ocean city m...
concupiscible public bath quadroon
  04/12/26
Lol I've been to the bar, potentially stood in your pee
heady den
  04/12/26
grabbed another poasters ass in front of his wife and kids
elite honey-headed associate
  04/13/26
Gay sex on the summit of Mt. Everest.
Scarlet foreskin
  04/13/26
Fucked and nutted 10x in a female within a 24 hour period. S...
curious prole parlor
  04/13/26
my record is 15 or 16, i did this in 2021 in Florida when i ...
Tantric Rebellious Wrinkle Police Squad
  04/13/26
my asshole remembers that day fondly
elite honey-headed associate
  04/13/26
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bistre shaky forum electric furnace
  04/14/26
...
Tantric Rebellious Wrinkle Police Squad
  04/14/26
I want to say I did 12 with some chick in a span of 10-12 ho...
Motley spot friendly grandma
  04/15/26
In person at the MLB debuts of both Paul Skenes AND Konnor G...
Self-absorbed indian lodge cumskin
  04/13/26
Fucked Alicia Silverstone
Vermilion contagious hissy fit death wish
  04/13/26
Sacked a future nfl pro bowl QB
ungodly onyx station digit ratio
  04/13/26
was picked off twice in the same inning in Little League.
nofapping skinny woman
  04/13/26
ouch
Snowy Internet-worthy Dopamine
  04/13/26
as i recall the second walk back to the dugout was particula...
nofapping skinny woman
  04/13/26
your team must've been winning by a lot though, right? to b...
Snowy Internet-worthy Dopamine
  04/13/26
we mercy ruled them. which took some sting out of the situat...
nofapping skinny woman
  04/14/26
right, so this was a moment that was probably a lot more mem...
Snowy Internet-worthy Dopamine
  04/14/26
No, they are still talking about it.
Useless theater
  04/14/26
100% this gets brought up at every 4th of july or whatever
Gold bearded international law enforcement agency affirmative action
  04/14/26
it's usually right before Thanksgiving when we gather again....
nofapping skinny woman
  04/14/26
180 Are you the guy who wrote that nostalgic Pizza Hut li...
Useless theater
  04/15/26
not me
nofapping skinny woman
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...
nofapping skinny woman
  04/14/26
genuine lol
Orange depressive hairy legs
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Useless theater
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180
wonderful faggotry
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180
concupiscible public bath quadroon
  04/14/26
A HS teammate of mine got picked off twice in the same *game...
the walter white of this generation (walt jr.)
  04/16/26
My worst ever baseball game I grounded into two bases loaded...
Judas Jones
  04/17/26
FF7 Rebirth platinum trophy
Lascivious canary keepsake machete
  04/13/26
180
Misunderstood heaven
  04/14/26
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Lascivious canary keepsake machete
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goys_of_summer
  04/17/26
JFC. Any other poaster would have killed self
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😎
cowgod
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goys_of_summer
  04/17/26
Reenacted “Tubgirl”
Navy Cowardly Chapel
  04/13/26
...
Sickened abode
  04/15/26
As the director or the, uh, talent?
Grizzly church building
  04/15/26
posted myself playing iron maiden bass covers.
Mind-boggling Locale People Who Are Hurt
  04/14/26
Four Saudi guys separately in one day
vibrant bawdyhouse fat ankles
  04/14/26
Was permanently banned from the University of South Carolina...
Useless theater
  04/14/26
Did you cause a commotion at an esports tournament?
bossy university regret
  04/14/26
No, I lit some toilet paper on fire that was strewn around t...
Useless theater
  04/14/26
to be fair, that last sentence was a guaranteed lock for thi...
Orange depressive hairy legs
  04/15/26
I don't know what that means, is that good?
Useless theater
  04/15/26
unique is all i meant getting banned from a campus is uncom...
Orange depressive hairy legs
  04/15/26
I first met them in the woods outside of campus. I went wit...
Useless theater
  04/15/26
it's wheel of time that has the hippies wandering around, ri...
Orange depressive hairy legs
  04/15/26
I never watched that. Yes, of course they followed the Grat...
Useless theater
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Amazing. I had never heard of these people. I knew about Dea...
oomox
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non stop prop op from israel
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Killed in excess of 50 venomous snakes, each in different bu...
thriller aqua double fault nibblets
  04/15/26
Thats weirdly 180
Claret underhanded area pisswyrm
  04/15/26
excited?
Snowy Internet-worthy Dopamine
  04/15/26
Like oh shit, there’s a snake. Not in a lab or someth...
Diane Rehm talking dirty
  04/15/26
oh ok - got it. so what was your method then. did you shoo...
Kenneth Play
  04/15/26
Practical improvisation for sure. I’ve got a dedicated...
Diane Rehm talking dirty
  04/15/26
...
Kenneth Play
  04/16/26
...
Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle
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50 different types of venomous snakes? Or a passel of coppe...
Emperor CRISPR Chad von Neumann III
  04/15/26
Rattlesnakes, copperheads, and cottonmouths only. The latter...
Diane Rehm talking dirty
  04/15/26
Rattlers at least have the courtesy to announce themselves. ...
Emperor CRISPR Chad von Neumann III
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As a kid, we had a copperhead take up residence in a game of...
Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle
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You got bit? Damn. Never met anyone who has been bitten, so...
Diane Rehm talking dirty
  04/16/26
It was a dry bite, so nothing happened. I went to the hospit...
Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle
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The river I grew up near had a lot of overhanging trees and ...
Emperor CRISPR Chad von Neumann III
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- hosted an underground dance event w a world top 10 house d...
Claret underhanded area pisswyrm
  04/15/26
...
Kenneth Play
  04/15/26
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goys_of_summer
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Became president of a wrestling efed and ran it into the gro...
Motley spot friendly grandma
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Sailed around all the Hawaiian Islands. Snowboarding Mauna K...
Amanda Reckonwith
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...
Chloe Spreen Enjoyer
  04/16/26
i was kidnapped by a cocaine dealer while in a third world c...
Cope. Seethe. Dilate. tp
  04/16/26
how'd you get away
Kenneth Play
  04/17/26
Ran a minor league basketball league that had been around fo...
Dinowhore6969
  04/16/26
Had my horror criticism endorsed and reposted by award-winni...
Mideast "Peace" "Agreement"
  04/17/26
...
goys_of_summer
  04/17/26
stand up to these niggers, clearly
Only sane guy in the room
  04/17/26
climbed mount everest (virtually by watching 1,000's of hour...
Metaphysics is Gay
  04/17/26
I let mrjinx fuck me raw in a Brisbane public park in 2012 a...
Art Pepper Jr.
  04/17/26
Forgot a gem: 15-year LARP: Ran a 15-year fiction: doctor, h...
Art Pepper Jr.
  04/17/26
fkk it's too outable to say
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peeface
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Date: April 11th, 2026 8:48 PM
Author: titillating cyan candlestick maker black woman



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Date: April 11th, 2026 8:49 PM
Author: turquoise lodge dragon

saved lives

deployed code at a nuclear power plant

gone on more than 500 scuba dives

run for office

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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:02 PM
Author: Trip gaming laptop lay

I saved one life

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Date: April 13th, 2026 9:57 PM
Author: diverse alcoholic set incel

only #2 is remotely unique

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Date: April 11th, 2026 8:51 PM
Author: iridescent brunch doctorate

Where to start

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Date: April 11th, 2026 8:52 PM
Author: turquoise lodge dragon



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Date: April 11th, 2026 8:53 PM
Author: heady den



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Date: April 11th, 2026 8:54 PM
Author: Provocative sooty reading party halford



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Date: April 11th, 2026 9:52 PM
Author: bossy university regret



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:05 PM
Author: Big hell



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Date: April 11th, 2026 11:42 PM
Author: Snowy Internet-worthy Dopamine



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:12 AM
Author: Opaque market



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Date: April 14th, 2026 9:57 AM
Author: Gold bearded international law enforcement agency affirmative action



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Date: April 15th, 2026 12:35 AM
Author: Vigorous national security agency boistinker



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Date: April 15th, 2026 1:46 AM
Author: Claret underhanded area pisswyrm



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Date: April 11th, 2026 8:53 PM
Author: Appetizing laser beams

Practice law in this gorgeous Central Valley county

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Date: April 11th, 2026 9:55 PM
Author: green jewess crotch

I'm probably the only poaster to intentionally kill someone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49811465)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 9:56 PM
Author: mischievous lime macaca

that's kinda cool

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49811467)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 9:58 PM
Author: heady den

Explain?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49811477)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 7:58 AM
Author: green jewess crotch

B&e I'm in Texas

It was on the news for a few days w that one black grifter trying to get me got

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49811958)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:30 AM
Author: Charcoal stead

Self defense?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49812182)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 11:05 AM
Author: turquoise lodge dragon

180

thank you for saving the taxpayers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49812255)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:00 PM
Author: Appetizing laser beams

Ricky

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49811485)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 11:44 PM
Author: Snowy Internet-worthy Dopamine

!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49811665)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 11:45 PM
Author: pea-brained elastic band

(Rudolph)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49811668)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:10 AM
Author: Balding orchestra pit telephone

I think he just fucks his mother's rotting corpse. I don't think he killed her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49811699)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 9:34 PM
Author: .,.,,..,.,,.,.,:,,:,..,,:::,...,:,.,.:...:.,:.::,.


Wrong I’m military and have killed several people you’re faggy home defense is nothing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49822420)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 9:57 PM
Author: Zombie-like Site

Lived 13 years in a vehicle now have a career and 2 kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49811469)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 9:58 PM
Author: mischievous lime macaca

also cool, car, truck or van? did you do a 24hr fitness membership or crash in walmart parking lots with the rv crowd?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49811476)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 9:59 PM
Author: Zombie-like Site

Lived in 1980s Mercedes, Volvo. Then moved up to a 1995 Blazer then a dodge ram 3500. Then a camper for a year.

Planet fitness.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49811480)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:03 PM
Author: mischievous lime macaca

those 80's mercs had 180 af bench seats stuffed with horse hair

ever worry about your safety sleeping at night?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49811496)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 11:57 PM
Author: Zombie-like Site

All the time.

The only CRAAAZY thing that ever happened was my first night in Tampa Bay, FL.

I heard and felt the impact of a loud thud against the undercarriage of the car, so loud it woke me up.

When I got out of the car in the morning I realized that I was parked next to an extensive network of ponds, something you don't see in other parts of the country.

So I'm pretty sure it was a fucking alligator... the next morning people at the company whose lot I was parked in confirmed that they see gators are those ponds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49811682)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 9:58 PM
Author: Maize Nursing Home Therapy

Took over a small country

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49811474)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 9:58 PM
Author: mischievous lime macaca

lol wow, holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49811478)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:01 PM
Author: heady den

No way you're the only one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49811487)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:04 PM
Author: Appetizing laser beams

Okay, I lol’d

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49811503)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 8:25 PM
Author: ungodly onyx station digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49815658)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:07 PM
Author: adventurous factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49811511)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:57 PM
Author: Bronze hyperactive house boiling water

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49811600)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 11:52 PM
Author: Useless theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49811673)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:42 AM
Author: Beady-eyed resort stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49811741)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 2:51 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Brilliant Ticket Booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49811826)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:13 AM
Author: bossy university regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49812156)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:32 AM
Author: dull learning disabled marketing idea cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49812183)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 1:47 AM
Author: Claret underhanded area pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49818454)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:40 AM
Author: iridescent brunch doctorate

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49811739)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 8:40 PM
Author: Zombie-like Site

Pumo scum

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49815708)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 8:02 AM
Author: '"'''''''''''''"'

What did you go to prison for, and what did you actually do?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49823034)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:01 PM
Author: Galvanic national corn cake

attended an Episcopal church

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49811488)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:01 PM
Author: Cerebral Light Location

I took a dump at Port Authority.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49811490)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:02 PM
Author: Trip gaming laptop lay

that is brave

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49811494)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:04 PM
Author: Cerebral Light Location

It was as bad you think.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49811501)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:02 PM
Author: Trip gaming laptop lay

I outran the cops once in a chevy blazer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49811491)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:03 PM
Author: Galvanic national corn cake

owned a Chuck E. Cheese franchise

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49811495)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:03 PM
Author: slap-happy church masturbator

i've exorcised 3+ demons

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49811499)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:04 PM
Author: mischievous lime macaca

it'd be a long story, but i'm pretty sure i've been 1:1 w/ a serial killer in an isolated area and survived.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49811505)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:06 PM
Author: adventurous factory reset button

We've got time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49811510)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 11:43 PM
Author: Snowy Internet-worthy Dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49811664)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:04 AM
Author: pearly aphrodisiac liquid oxygen home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49811689)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:07 AM
Author: Appetizing laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49811693)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:09 AM
Author: mischievous lime macaca

about 25-30yrs ago i took a solo road trip in my lr discovery from tx to ca. along the way, i explored a lot of those random fire roads you look at from the highway and wonder where they go.

during one of those excursions i arrived at some sand dune area and got out of my car to survey it and consider if i should lower the air pressure on my tires and give it a go.

there was a dude in truck nearby that came over to talk. said he was from colorado, a bit strange, but nothing that couldn't be written off as just being an 'off the grid' type. memory isn't the best, but i recall he veered off into talking about killing his wife, and then expanded from there talking about killing other women, saying all this shit like it was watercooler talk in the office. i thankfully had my glock 26 in an iwb holser and moved my shirt away so it would be visible. didn't seem to phase him, but wrapped up the meet and greet fairly soon after that and i opted not to risk getting stuck in the sand and left.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49811698)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:11 AM
Author: Balding orchestra pit telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49811704)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:19 AM
Author: Zombie-like Site

You should have let him know that you had recorded the conversation, and were calling the cops (then actually do that, in front of him, reading his license plate to the dispatcher).

He could have even unrelated warrants which would make the whole thing get interesting real quick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49811716)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 2:52 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Brilliant Ticket Booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49811828)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 4:29 AM
Author: bateful gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49811864)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 8:12 AM
Author: pearly aphrodisiac liquid oxygen home

the world was more interesting when we had serial killers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49811976)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:50 AM
Author: Snowy Internet-worthy Dopamine

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49812220)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:54 AM
Author: Jet outnumbered point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49812229)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 11:43 PM
Author: indecent alcoholic business firm

most dangerous part of this is taking a lr discovery on a road trip

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49815996)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 11:50 PM
Author: Snowy Internet-worthy Dopamine

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49816015)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 12:44 AM
Author: Misunderstood heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49816092)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 9:58 AM
Author: Gold bearded international law enforcement agency affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49816495)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 10:13 AM
Author: mischievous lime macaca

tcr, but only failure was the hood latch, got it fixed along the way

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49816523)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:30 AM
Author: mischievous lime macaca

random 640x480 level resolution pics from that era

https://imgur.com/h6pvvkl

https://imgur.com/SGAvmOZ

https://imgur.com/AAXallU



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49811728)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 2:52 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Brilliant Ticket Booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49811827)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:51 PM
Author: Coral queen of the night legend

The most A$IAN PUSSY by far

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49811592)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:56 PM
Author: Bronze hyperactive house boiling water

Driven a Zamboni

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49811597)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:58 PM
Author: heady den

180 wholesome unique experience

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49811602)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 9:48 AM
Author: Bronze hyperactive house boiling water

tyty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49812134)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 1:00 AM
Author: bearded really tough guy native

Sorry friend, I've driven a zam at three different rinks in three different states.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49816114)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 3:43 PM
Author: Bronze hyperactive house boiling water

Damn, I would be upset if it was anyone else

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49817230)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 12:36 AM
Author: Vigorous national security agency boistinker

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49818410)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 2:21 AM
Author: Motley spot friendly grandma

(stone cold steve austin tp)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49818527)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 11:54 PM
Author: Useless theater

Won three bench trials in one day, two in the morning, one in the afternoon. All DV defense side verdicts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49811679)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 11:58 PM
Author: Zombie-like Site

Until they get divorced, the big shot lawyers here will never understand how remarkable that is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49811686)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:51 AM
Author: Snowy Internet-worthy Dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49812222)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:08 AM
Author: aquamarine circlehead

Took a piss off of the high side of Half Dome at Yosemite

Shit my pants during two dates

Shit my pants during a flight

Shit behind a dumpster and behind a bush a little later after getting kicked out of a chicks place at 5am after a Bama game that I had also been kicked out of for smuggling booze into the stadium



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49811696)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:12 AM
Author: slap-happy church masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49811705)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:13 AM
Author: Soul-stirring buff address

wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49811710)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:14 AM
Author: Balding orchestra pit telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49811711)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 2:53 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Brilliant Ticket Booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49811829)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 5:39 AM
Author: lilac step-uncle's house coffee pot

lmao. is there some correlation between being a bit of an awkward dood and pants shitting?

have a friend with a bunch of stories about dates and interactions with women that are a lot like yours.

he suddenly ran off before he was about to give a best man speech at a wedding once. later told me he almost shat himself on the way to the bathroom and that happens to him almost any time he's nervous

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49811893)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 9:50 AM
Author: Crystalline Juggernaut

I’ve never understood doods who shit their pants, but if you asked me to describe the kind of dude who shits his pants it would be a dood like Michael Doodikoff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49812136)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:17 PM
Author: concupiscible public bath quadroon

part of getting old is you can’t fully trust your farts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49812330)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 8:19 PM
Author: Crystalline Juggernaut

He’s the kind of dude who would do it on the bus.

Glad I haven’t gotten that old.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49815644)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 12:32 PM
Author: Judas Jones



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49823429)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:09 AM
Author: Balding orchestra pit telephone

I was a D1 hockey enforcer despite being 5'7 and I fucked Rudolph's mother's rotting corpse.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49811697)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:11 AM
Author: Opaque market

I shook Senator Barack Obama's hand in 2008

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49811701)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:44 AM
Author: iridescent brunch doctorate

Winner

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49811743)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 5:17 AM
Author: Provocative sooty reading party halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49811884)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 12:35 AM
Author: man o' war (🫢🏾)

I smoked crack with him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49822814)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:26 AM
Author: Soul-stirring buff address

I saw King Diamond perform without makeup.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49811725)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 5:45 AM
Author: heady den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49811896)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:43 AM
Author: Beady-eyed resort stock car

Wrote a novel, taught myyself saxophone, furked around and ended up in Australia on the highly prestigious gold coast. Now rate me as a poster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49811742)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:46 AM
Author: slap-happy church masturbator

Narcissist

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49811745)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:51 AM
Author: Beady-eyed resort stock car

Coon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49811749)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 5:44 AM
Author: hyperventilating massive space messiness

Can you share the novel?

I agree with the above, you've always sounded like a whiny narcissist. Especially when you claim you did something and you have no way to prove it, then you cry when people call you out for being a liar.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49811895)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 5:59 AM
Author: Beady-eyed resort stock car

It's like Darkness at Noon but the overarching enemy is obama.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49811903)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 6:40 AM
Author: hyperventilating massive space messiness

You wrote a novel nobody can read? Lmao. What's the fucking point of doing that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49811916)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 8:00 AM
Author: Beady-eyed resort stock car

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49811963)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 8:10 AM
Author: hyperventilating massive space messiness

Post a link to your novel or stfu.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49811973)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 8:11 AM
Author: Beady-eyed resort stock car

It's nowhere near cumplete, bro. I think you would fw it though. It will be about 300 pages long or so.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49811975)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 9:42 AM
Author: hyperventilating massive space messiness

Brags: "Wrote a novel"

Explains: "It's nowhere near cumplete, bro."

Is this the same novel you were "starting" back in 2004-5?

We all know it's just a paragraph, and an awful hunk of literary shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49812126)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 9:44 AM
Author: Beady-eyed resort stock car

Bro you can barely write a sentence as it is, but you're shitting on my vision? You have a very sick mind...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49812128)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:04 AM
Author: hyperventilating massive space messiness

Bro, you said you wrote a novel. Then you said it's nowhere near complete. Have you started it at all? Lmao.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49812147)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:19 PM
Author: carmine property

Wrote a novel (that's actually complete) and have also been to Gold Coast.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49812333)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 2:33 PM
Author: hyperventilating massive space messiness

Link to said novel?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49812574)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 10:38 PM
Author: Obey My Commands at All Times

Where did you go,bro?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49820833)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 7:21 AM
Author: Meteorito

Maybe the sax and Australia are real. The novel isn't.

What is real is that you've spent 20+ years building the mr.jinx-whokebe cinematic universe, and somehow turned yourself into a running gag and a communal chew toy at the same time.

No one else has managed that combo. So yeah, congrats. Your definitely special. But not for the reasons you think, lmao.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49823005)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 1:18 AM
Author: Yapping Useless Brakes Casino

ran (clothed) around an MLB baseball field midgame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49811776)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 8:03 AM
Author: green jewess crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49811966)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 2:45 AM
Author: violent theatre

I made a deal with a drug-addicted hooker that I would help her finish college if she fucked me for free at least once a week. We both fulfilled our respective parts of the bargain. One time I fucked her bareback from behind in the middle of a used car lot on a busy highway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49811823)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 3:45 AM
Author: Beady-eyed resort stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49811852)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:20 AM
Author: bossy university regret

It's the drug addiction that gets me in this story. That seems sketch as hell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49812169)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:17 PM
Author: violent theatre

We meet on Seeking Arrangement back in the day. I didn't figure out she was addicted to opioids until later. At that point, I wasn't about to give up free pussy attached to a 22-year-old former model. In my defense, I got her into a treatment program and helped her get sober. She was definitely still using while I was fucking her, though. (She only snorted, which made it less sketch. I would probably draw the line if she had been shooting up.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49815470)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:32 AM
Author: wonderful faggotry

We talking a full degree or community college

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49812184)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:15 PM
Author: violent theatre

Initially, the agreement was for community college because her associate degree was basically 100% online, which made it easy for me to login and do her homework and tests for her. She was graduating right when COVID happened and four-year college classes were being moved online. She asked me if we could continue the deal if she transferred to a four-year school and I said "yes." I did most of her work at her four-year school, although she did have to take a few tests in person.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49815465)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 2:27 AM
Author: Motley spot friendly grandma

how were you not effectively paying way above market to fuck the same hooker puss over and over, assuming your time is somewhat valuable and you have a reasonably lucrative career? Were you at least smashing multiple times per week?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49818528)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:52 AM
Author: Snowy Internet-worthy Dopamine

what exactly did you do to "help her finish college." are we talking money, or like explaining math homework

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49812224)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:12 PM
Author: violent theatre

She gave me the login info for her online learning management software. I did all of her homework for her and all of her unproctored tests. It helped a lot that this was during COVID, so almost all of her classes were online. When she had to do tests with online proctoring, she would hook up her computer to an external monitor and connect a Bluetooth keyboard/mouse. Her face would appear in front of the camera, but I controlled the mouse/keyboard and took the test for her. She did have to do a couple tests in person, which I helped her cram for. She did remarkably well overall. I bet she could have been a straight A student if she ever studied. I was always a little worried that someone would notice that she got straight A's in online classes but did much worse when she had in person tests, but my guess is that she isn't the only one who cheated in online classes/tests. But overall I would say I did about 90-95% of the work for her degree.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49815458)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:14 PM
Author: Lake Office

What's the endgame here? Did you keep seeing her?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49815462)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:24 PM
Author: elite honey-headed associate

many female email jobs are performed by horny dorks who rail your "hr coordinator" in between her zoom calls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49815490)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:26 PM
Author: violent theatre

I think that is basically her life now. The dude she is currently seeing owns a landscaping business. He hired her to do accounting or billing or some other bullshit job.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49815498)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:29 PM
Author: elite honey-headed associate

hope she locks someone down soon. these chicks tend to have a pretty severe crisis when they realize life has been easy because they're hot, and by then it's too late.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49815507)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 11:31 PM
Author: Snowy Internet-worthy Dopamine

!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49815979)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:25 PM
Author: violent theatre

No. You'll be shocked to learn that a drug-addicted hooker who traded sex for a college degree was certifiably insane. She was extreme BPD and would have meltdowns where she would destroy my shit and call the cops on me and stuff like that. Plus my wife was getting suspicious about the amount of time I spent with her. And fucking the same pussy for several years gets boring after a while even if it is super hot BPD pussy who lets me do disgusting shit to her. So, we pretty much stopped hanging out once she got her degree. The last I heard she was dating some other wealthy 60-year-old. I think they might even be engaged. Good for her, I guess.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49815494)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:27 PM
Author: wonderful faggotry

Plus my wife was getting suspicious about the amount of time I spent with her tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49815503)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 8:11 PM
Author: Tantric Rebellious Wrinkle Police Squad

you're 60?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49815618)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 11:29 PM
Author: Snowy Internet-worthy Dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49815975)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 8:03 AM
Author: Cream kitty cat

tricked the goyim many times, countless times

stuck three bottles of lotion up my ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49811965)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 8:15 AM
Author: pearly aphrodisiac liquid oxygen home

(definitely not a CSLG alt)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49811978)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 9:51 AM
Author: Crystalline Juggernaut

At the same time? Hotel or full size?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49812139)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:29 AM
Author: Cream kitty cat

Yes, at the same time. Mid size, 8 fl oz. https://www.amazon.com/Theraplex-Hydro-Lotion-Noncomedogenic-Hypoallergenic/dp/B000GFSQV4/

Great lotion a dermatologist recommended that you have to buy online. Anything you can buy in a store is trash.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49812181)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 9:45 AM
Author: Tantric Rebellious Wrinkle Police Squad

Taken Andrea anaconda’s dick in my ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49812129)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 9:51 AM
Author: Crystalline Juggernaut

We’re butt brothers, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49812137)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 9:52 AM
Author: Tantric Rebellious Wrinkle Police Squad

180 I thought you just sucked on it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49812140)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:24 AM
Author: bossy university regret

Been happily and faithfully married for nearly 25 years



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49812174)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 8:20 PM
Author: Misunderstood heaven

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49815646)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:25 AM
Author: Dashing apoplectic locus

Piloted the Martha's Vineyard ferry.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49812176)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 5:37 PM
Author: Misunderstood heaven

180!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49817504)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:19 PM
Author: carmine property

flew a P-51.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49812334)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 8:02 PM
Author: bossy university regret

Returning to this thread, and this is the item that’d I’d most like to add to my own bucket list. Performance aircraft with greatest generation gravitas.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49815585)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 10:48 PM
Author: Kenneth Play (emotional girth)

i guess i'm not super into planes because i've never heard of this, but i just looked it up and it looks awesome https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/North_American_P-51_Mustang

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49820850)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:19 PM
Author: concupiscible public bath quadroon

played golf with Trump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49812335)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 11:33 PM
Author: Snowy Internet-worthy Dopamine

is he better than you? it seems like he's pretty good right. did you talk to him at all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49815984)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 1:32 PM
Author: concupiscible public bath quadroon

probably yes on paper, especially at the time. he's super consistent and a real solid player. This was 20+ years ago during the apprentice days and I was just nervous/polite and also very young.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49816941)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 8:11 PM
Author: Snowy Internet-worthy Dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49817912)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 2:40 PM
Author: bistre shaky forum electric furnace

Been to over 150 countries

Took a public shat in the middle of the afternoon in a public park in Eilat, Israel circa 2000. Still my proudest accomplishment, literally shat on Israel like it was a Mumbai sidewalk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49812584)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 3:57 PM
Author: concupiscible public bath quadroon

I once pissed in the seacrets hotel elevator in ocean city maryland

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49812722)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 4:05 PM
Author: heady den

Lol I've been to the bar, potentially stood in your pee

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49812741)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:21 PM
Author: elite honey-headed associate

grabbed another poasters ass in front of his wife and kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49815479)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:26 PM
Author: Scarlet foreskin

Gay sex on the summit of Mt. Everest.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49815499)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:29 PM
Author: curious prole parlor

Fucked and nutted 10x in a female within a 24 hour period. She was in her 30s.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49815506)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 8:14 PM
Author: Tantric Rebellious Wrinkle Police Squad

my record is 15 or 16, i did this in 2021 in Florida when i was 42 years old.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49815631)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 9:14 PM
Author: elite honey-headed associate

my asshole remembers that day fondly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49815777)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 1:57 AM
Author: bistre shaky forum electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49816141)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 3:19 PM
Author: Tantric Rebellious Wrinkle Police Squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49817178)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 2:32 AM
Author: Motley spot friendly grandma

I want to say I did 12 with some chick in a span of 10-12 hours. Later I exceeded that (probably 15-17) but it was less impressive because I took the full 24 hours and it was spread across two sessions with a lot of downtime in between.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49818532)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:33 PM
Author: Self-absorbed indian lodge cumskin

In person at the MLB debuts of both Paul Skenes AND Konnor Griffin. And I don’t live in Pittsburgh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49815516)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 8:23 PM
Author: Vermilion contagious hissy fit death wish

Fucked Alicia Silverstone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49815654)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 8:27 PM
Author: ungodly onyx station digit ratio

Sacked a future nfl pro bowl QB

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49815662)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 8:28 PM
Author: nofapping skinny woman

was picked off twice in the same inning in Little League.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49815664)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 11:31 PM
Author: Snowy Internet-worthy Dopamine

ouch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49815980)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 11:37 PM
Author: nofapping skinny woman

as i recall the second walk back to the dugout was particularly painful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49815989)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 11:49 PM
Author: Snowy Internet-worthy Dopamine

your team must've been winning by a lot though, right? to be on base twice in the same inning you guys were likely running up the score

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49816012)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 12:01 AM
Author: nofapping skinny woman

we mercy ruled them. which took some sting out of the situation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49816032)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 9:46 AM
Author: Snowy Internet-worthy Dopamine

right, so this was a moment that was probably a lot more memorable and vivid for you, vs anyone else on the team who probably didn't care that much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49816466)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 12:10 PM
Author: Useless theater

No, they are still talking about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49816717)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 12:24 PM
Author: Gold bearded international law enforcement agency affirmative action

100% this gets brought up at every 4th of july or whatever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49816742)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 12:27 PM
Author: nofapping skinny woman

it's usually right before Thanksgiving when we gather again. always good for a laugh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49816748)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 1:44 AM
Author: Useless theater

180

Are you the guy who wrote that nostalgic Pizza Hut little league poast?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49818450)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 9:13 AM
Author: nofapping skinny woman

not me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49818911)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 12:26 PM
Author: nofapping skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49816747)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 11:45 PM
Author: Orange depressive hairy legs

genuine lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49816002)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 12:09 PM
Author: Useless theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49816716)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 9:59 AM
Author: wonderful faggotry

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49816498)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 10:04 AM
Author: concupiscible public bath quadroon

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49816507)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 1:24 AM
Author: the walter white of this generation (walt jr.)

A HS teammate of mine got picked off twice in the same *game* and we still to this day treat him like he has special needs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49820983)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 12:33 PM
Author: Judas Jones

My worst ever baseball game I grounded into two bases loaded 1-2-3 double plays

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49823433)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 9:15 PM
Author: Lascivious canary keepsake machete

FF7 Rebirth platinum trophy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49815779)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 12:45 AM
Author: Misunderstood heaven

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49816093)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 9:16 PM
Author: Lascivious canary keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49818073)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 10:54 PM
Author: goys_of_summer



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49824352)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 10:40 PM
Author: .;:..;:.;.:.;.,,,..,.:,.;....;,;;;..;,..,,.,,....,


JFC. Any other poaster would have killed self

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49820838)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 12:09 AM
Author: cowgod

😎

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49820925)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 12:31 AM
Author: goys_of_summer



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49822798)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 11:33 PM
Author: Navy Cowardly Chapel

Reenacted “Tubgirl”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49815983)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 1:52 AM
Author: Sickened abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49818463)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 2:33 PM
Author: Grizzly church building

As the director or the, uh, talent?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49819643)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 9:57 AM
Author: Mind-boggling Locale People Who Are Hurt

posted myself playing iron maiden bass covers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49816491)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 12:25 PM
Author: vibrant bawdyhouse fat ankles

Four Saudi guys separately in one day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49816744)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 1:08 PM
Author: Useless theater

Was permanently banned from the University of South Carolina's campus.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49816867)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 5:58 PM
Author: bossy university regret

Did you cause a commotion at an esports tournament?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49817562)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 7:45 PM
Author: Useless theater

No, I lit some toilet paper on fire that was strewn around the dorm hallway and it damaged the carpet. I also let some Rainbow Tribe people live in my dorm room for a night or two and they were panhandling in the dorm lobby.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49817845)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 12:30 AM
Author: Orange depressive hairy legs

to be fair, that last sentence was a guaranteed lock for this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49818398)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 1:41 AM
Author: Useless theater

I don't know what that means, is that good?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49818447)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 2:00 PM
Author: Orange depressive hairy legs

unique is all i meant

getting banned from a campus is uncommon, but letting panhandlers staying in your dorm? miracle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49819538)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 2:24 PM
Author: Useless theater

I first met them in the woods outside of campus. I went with some dorm friends. They had a empty gallon milk container that they had filled up with water and dosed with LSD and were passing it around the bonfire. Someone had a guitar and was playing 'Wish You Were Here' by Pink Floyd, there were some bongos and congas.

They were on the move, needed a play to stay, I offered my dorm room since my roommate dropped out with spinal meningitis earlier that year.

Everyone in the Rainbow Tribe or Rainbow Gathering, whatever they were called, were around our ages, but there was this dude in his 40s or 50s that was hanging out with them and he actually owned a car. It was a small red convertible like a Miata.

I remember hearing a story about that dude a few months later about how he totaled his car because it "got sucked" under a tractor-trailer on the highway. I remember asking how the fuck does a car get sucked under a tractor trailer but did not get a satisfactory answer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49819621)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 2:30 PM
Author: Orange depressive hairy legs

it's wheel of time that has the hippies wandering around, right? that's who i'm envisioning

did your rainbows follow the grateful dead?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49819638)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 2:42 PM
Author: Useless theater

I never watched that. Yes, of course they followed the Grateful Dead lol. That was their entire shtick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49819667)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 2:10 AM
Author: oomox

Amazing. I had never heard of these people. I knew about Deadheads but not the Rainbow people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49821009)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 9:40 AM
Author: non stop prop op from israel (gunneratttt)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49821195)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 1:50 AM
Author: thriller aqua double fault nibblets

Killed in excess of 50 venomous snakes, each in different but excited circumstances.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49818459)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 1:59 AM
Author: Claret underhanded area pisswyrm

Thats weirdly 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49818479)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 9:25 AM
Author: Snowy Internet-worthy Dopamine

excited?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49818938)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 9:13 PM
Author: Diane Rehm talking dirty (πŸ¦€ )

Like oh shit, there’s a snake. Not in a lab or something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49820693)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 10:35 PM
Author: Kenneth Play (emotional girth)

oh ok - got it. so what was your method then. did you shoot them? or you have a whacking stick or something

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49820829)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 11:47 PM
Author: Diane Rehm talking dirty (πŸ¦€ )

Practical improvisation for sure. I’ve got a dedicated pistol with snakeshot (hand loads!) now. A shovel or hoe is fine for copperheads who are generally shy and play possum. Rattlesnakes and cottonmouths are big and will fucking strike at or follow you. I don’t like getting that close to them. And it’s very common that they get into brush or other crap where you can’t get a clean hit at them with a shovel, so snake shot is generally good for those cases. Always chop the head off regardless.

Neighbors call me when they have snakes.

I hate and am scared to death of snakes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49820916)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 9:37 AM
Author: Kenneth Play (emotional girth)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49821186)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 8:20 PM
Author: Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle (πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ πŸ‡΅πŸ‡±)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49822326)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 10:14 PM
Author: Emperor CRISPR Chad von Neumann III

50 different types of venomous snakes? Or a passel of copperheads every summer?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49820798)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 11:39 PM
Author: Diane Rehm talking dirty (πŸ¦€ )

Rattlesnakes, copperheads, and cottonmouths only. The latter are the most aggressive by far. Rattlesnakes are the scariest though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49820914)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 8:37 AM
Author: Emperor CRISPR Chad von Neumann III

Rattlers at least have the courtesy to announce themselves. Trying to spot a copperhead on pine needles is basically impossible. And water moccasins ate my least favorite because you can't swing a shovel in the lake while swimming

Doubt I've got 50 over my lifetime, so you've def got me. But I'm sure I'm over two dozen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49821119)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 8:25 PM
Author: Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle (πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ πŸ‡΅πŸ‡±)

As a kid, we had a copperhead take up residence in a game of Candyland in our basement. Not flame, we found its shed skin slithered through King Kandy, Princess Lolly, around Lord Licorice and Peppermint Forest before exiting around Plumpy. The copperhead appeared one day in the living room where it met is demise courtesy of a nearby 2x4.

Then there was the incident in The Great Smoky Mountains where I got bitten by a timber rattlesnake. Or the time in Florida while I was kayaking and some kind of snake fell out of the tree literally 20 feet in front of my kayak right above where I would've passed through. I fucking hate snakes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49822334)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 9:10 PM
Author: Diane Rehm talking dirty (πŸ¦€ )

You got bit? Damn. Never met anyone who has been bitten, so far as I know. What happened?

I’ve seen cattle and horses bitten on the face. They swell up like balloons but all lived.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49822395)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 9:29 PM
Author: Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle (πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ πŸ‡΅πŸ‡±)

It was a dry bite, so nothing happened. I went to the hospital, they had antivenom ready, but apparently I didn't need it. There was only swelling from the bite itself, which really hurt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49822415)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 12:50 PM
Author: Emperor CRISPR Chad von Neumann III

The river I grew up near had a lot of overhanging trees and you’d occasionally hear about a snake dropping into a canoe or john boat. But they’re mostly harmless black rat snakes. Look a bit like a water moccasin when you’re freaked out, but mostly harmless

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49823485)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 1:53 AM
Author: Claret underhanded area pisswyrm

- hosted an underground dance event w a world top 10 house dj as my headliner

- performed with yo yo ma at a major music venue

- fempoasted on an anonymous, severely mentally ill 1.0 chatblawgwebsite for 25 years without making any real enemies

- bled for 7 days and didnt die

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49818465)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 10:36 PM
Author: Kenneth Play (emotional girth)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49820830)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 10:50 PM
Author: goys_of_summer



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49820856)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 2:35 AM
Author: Motley spot friendly grandma

Became president of a wrestling efed and ran it into the ground:

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3866110&mc=13&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49818533)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 3:58 AM
Author: Amanda Reckonwith

Sailed around all the Hawaiian Islands. Snowboarding Mauna Kea on Hawaii Island. Survived stemi heart attack.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49821045)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 11:00 AM
Author: Chloe Spreen Enjoyer



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49821261)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 9:49 AM
Author: Cope. Seethe. Dilate. tp

i was kidnapped by a cocaine dealer while in a third world country

lived with an academy award winner (and separately an emmy winner). I'm two awards away from roommate egot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49821210)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 6:46 PM
Author: Kenneth Play (emotional girth)

how'd you get away

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49823908)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 10:53 PM
Author: Dinowhore6969

Ran a minor league basketball league that had been around for 50 years into the ground.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49822576)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 7:37 AM
Author: Mideast "Peace" "Agreement" (No Future)

Had my horror criticism endorsed and reposted by award-winning giants of the genre

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49823018)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 11:30 AM
Author: goys_of_summer



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49823307)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 11:51 AM
Author: Only sane guy in the room

stand up to these niggers, clearly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49823338)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 6:47 PM
Author: Metaphysics is Gay

climbed mount everest (virtually by watching 1,000's of hours of computer videos thereof)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49823913)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 6:54 PM
Author: Art Pepper Jr.

I let mrjinx fuck me raw in a Brisbane public park in 2012 and ended with a public indecency charge.

Yes, I’m whokebe in case that wasn’t obvious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49823928)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 7:01 PM
Author: Art Pepper Jr.

Forgot a gem: 15-year LARP: Ran a 15-year fiction: doctor, husband, father. Actual: single, gay, childless. Add-on: mr.jinx’s’s pet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49823944)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 6:55 PM
Author: ...,...,,.::..;,.,:,:,,..,::.,:,.,.:.:.,:.


fkk it's too outable to say

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49823931)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 11:08 PM
Author: peeface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2Reputation#49824367)