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Cream piazza
  07/18/25
Cock size. The IQ points have the highest upside, but I ...
cocky garnet theater
  07/18/25
if your calculation is that being smarter would make you *mo...
Beady-eyed Fluffy Selfie Boiling Water
  07/18/25
Just listing random shit that utter fags who me and hot girl...
cocky garnet theater
  07/18/25
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Cheese-eating Party Of The First Part Abode
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high-end slate weed whacker
  07/18/25
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Charismatic slippery center scourge upon the earth
  07/19/25
300k I don’t think 10iq points would make any meani...
charcoal spectacular library
  07/18/25
cr. what are we all going to do with 13” cocks and 170...
Beady-eyed Fluffy Selfie Boiling Water
  07/18/25
its better be two inches of girth or it will benefit no one
talented faggot firefighter doctorate
  07/18/25
Diameter, not circumference
Adventurous painfully honest church shitlib
  07/18/25
I was going to ask why height is not an option but height is...
Electric gold market idea he suggested
  07/18/25
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Drunken Rusted Senate Really Tough Guy
  07/19/25
$300k. i don't need the money but i feel like im in the gold...
emerald cuck
  07/18/25
The money. Or are you taking away IQ points. You can hav...
Adventurous painfully honest church shitlib
  07/18/25
This is actually a much better question. 500k per 10 IQ poin...
exciting police squad base
  07/18/25
No more NYT Thursday crosswords
Adventurous painfully honest church shitlib
  07/18/25
girth or length?
Opaque parlour
  07/18/25
really not sure why i have to fork over 300k just for a 2 in...
Floppy aquamarine striped hyena
  07/18/25
not even sure the IQ points are beneficial in the hellhole t...
Razzmatazz pontificating brunch
  07/18/25
Easy, gimme more dick
Ebony Yapping Den
  07/18/25
(MASE every day of his life)
Razzmatazz pontificating brunch
  07/18/25
If my BWC was any bigger I'd have to register it as a lethal...
Magenta Station Jew
  07/18/25
Two inches of cock girth would let me pleasure my wife like ...
Sepia Appetizing Laser Beams
  07/18/25
10 IQ points and it isn't even close. I've made peace with m...
Hyperactive hell ratface
  07/18/25
300k
Trip locale
  07/18/25
300k. would never *have* to work anything other than a 50k p...
high-end slate weed whacker
  07/18/25
is this possible because academia is a scam and you still ge...
Hyperactive hell ratface
  07/18/25
is this a real question
high-end slate weed whacker
  07/18/25
2 more inches of cock but give them to luis
Cowardly nursing home
  07/18/25
wow
Hyperactive hell ratface
  07/18/25
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Drunken Rusted Senate Really Tough Guy
  07/19/25
You need to watch the movie Young Frankenstein
supple sticky hall windowlicker
  07/18/25
I would take the 10 IQ points, but only because I am old and...
Cheese-eating Party Of The First Part Abode
  07/18/25
cock size. 300k isn't life-changing, nor would 10 iq pts be....
Crimson voyeur
  07/18/25
wait, the 2 inches of cock. i can have that in my ass, right...
Crimson voyeur
  07/18/25
increasing my IQ to 90 seems worthless, so i just want the m...
fantasy-prone dashing whorehouse trump supporter
  07/18/25
saame
Racy aqua trust fund
  07/18/25
what would I do with a 115 IQ or a 4 inch cock?
Poppy wild native
  07/18/25
Probably 300k I like myself and having +10 iq probably re...
cerebral school cafeteria
  07/18/25
$300k today or $300k 15 years ago?
duck-like histrionic sanctuary
  07/19/25
The money is worthless The IQ is wasted on an old.... Best ...
Geriatric Field Death Wish
  07/19/25
"I mean what would it even be for? poasting?" Y...
Aphrodisiac Sickened Volcanic Crater Set
  07/19/25
IQ because it would push me up into the range where I'd fina...
swashbuckling embarrassed to the bone spot
  07/19/25
i guess the cash no use for cock anymore and10 points wouldn...
Drunken Rusted Senate Really Tough Guy
  07/19/25


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Date: July 18th, 2025 10:31 AM
Author: Cream piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2Reputation#49111488)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 10:53 AM
Author: cocky garnet theater

Cock size.

The IQ points have the highest upside, but I already have enough money/prestige and right now I have zero mental illness or existential dread about climate change, AI, morality, etc., and I’d be concerned the extra points would push me into that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2Reputation#49111546)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 10:56 AM
Author: Beady-eyed Fluffy Selfie Boiling Water

if your calculation is that being smarter would make you *more* likely to fret about climate change, then maybe you should consider taking the iq points after all, brother. just some friendly advice.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2Reputation#49111554)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 10:59 AM
Author: cocky garnet theater

Just listing random shit that utter fags who me and hot girls at the bar laugh at tend to fret over.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2Reputation#49111569)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 1:32 PM
Author: Cheese-eating Party Of The First Part Abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2Reputation#49111910)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 1:38 PM
Author: high-end slate weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2Reputation#49111932)



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Date: July 19th, 2025 6:52 AM
Author: Charismatic slippery center scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2Reputation#49113882)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 10:57 AM
Author: charcoal spectacular library

300k

I don’t think 10iq points would make any meaningful difference professionally and two inches on my penis only directly benefits my wife.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2Reputation#49111562)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 10:58 AM
Author: Beady-eyed Fluffy Selfie Boiling Water

cr. what are we all going to do with 13” cocks and 170 iqs anyway?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2Reputation#49111567)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 11:02 AM
Author: talented faggot firefighter doctorate

its better be two inches of girth or it will benefit no one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2Reputation#49111579)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 11:20 AM
Author: Adventurous painfully honest church shitlib

Diameter, not circumference

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2Reputation#49111624)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 10:59 AM
Author: Electric gold market idea he suggested

I was going to ask why height is not an option but height is worth way more than $400k.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2Reputation#49111571)



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Date: July 19th, 2025 9:07 PM
Author: Drunken Rusted Senate Really Tough Guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2Reputation#49115316)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 11:11 AM
Author: emerald cuck

$300k. i don't need the money but i feel like im in the goldilocks zone on the other two where more would just make things worse.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2Reputation#49111605)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 11:19 AM
Author: Adventurous painfully honest church shitlib

The money.

Or are you taking away IQ points. You can have 10.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2Reputation#49111620)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 1:00 PM
Author: exciting police squad base

This is actually a much better question. 500k per 10 IQ points you give up. How many will you give?

I might do 30 and would probably actually have a noticeable increase in baseline happiness

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2Reputation#49111826)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 2:31 PM
Author: Adventurous painfully honest church shitlib

No more NYT Thursday crosswords

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2Reputation#49112126)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 11:19 AM
Author: Opaque parlour

girth or length?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2Reputation#49111622)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 11:40 AM
Author: Floppy aquamarine striped hyena

really not sure why i have to fork over 300k just for a 2 inch dick but at 10 iq i wouldn’t even be able to post i don’t think so, fine, micropeen it is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2Reputation#49111662)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 11:51 AM
Author: Razzmatazz pontificating brunch

not even sure the IQ points are beneficial in the hellhole thunder dome that is the US 2025.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2Reputation#49111682)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 11:58 AM
Author: Ebony Yapping Den

Easy, gimme more dick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2Reputation#49111693)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 11:59 AM
Author: Razzmatazz pontificating brunch

(MASE every day of his life)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2Reputation#49111695)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 12:03 PM
Author: Magenta Station Jew

If my BWC was any bigger I'd have to register it as a lethal weapon at the sheriff's office

I'll take the 300k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2Reputation#49111709)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 12:08 PM
Author: Sepia Appetizing Laser Beams

Two inches of cock girth would let me pleasure my wife like the guys she fucked in college.

The others would do nothing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2Reputation#49111714)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 12:17 PM
Author: Hyperactive hell ratface

10 IQ points and it isn't even close. I've made peace with my TPD, but suddenly being noticeably quite a bit smarter would be incredibly 180. I don't have kids so Money does nothing for me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2Reputation#49111725)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 12:18 PM
Author: Trip locale

300k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2Reputation#49111728)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 1:30 PM
Author: high-end slate weed whacker

300k. would never *have* to work anything other than a 50k passion job again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2Reputation#49111906)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 1:48 PM
Author: Hyperactive hell ratface

is this possible because academia is a scam and you still get paid as an 80 y/o doing nothing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2Reputation#49111994)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 2:44 PM
Author: high-end slate weed whacker

is this a real question

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2Reputation#49112162)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 1:35 PM
Author: Cowardly nursing home

2 more inches of cock but give them to luis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2Reputation#49111921)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 1:47 PM
Author: Hyperactive hell ratface

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2Reputation#49111989)



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Date: July 19th, 2025 9:08 PM
Author: Drunken Rusted Senate Really Tough Guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2Reputation#49115321)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 1:37 PM
Author: supple sticky hall windowlicker

You need to watch the movie Young Frankenstein

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2Reputation#49111928)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 1:45 PM
Author: Cheese-eating Party Of The First Part Abode

I would take the 10 IQ points, but only because I am old and married.

2 inches of cock (assuming a proportional girth increase) clearly has the highest value overall. It would take a decent 65th %tile dick and turn it into an absolute monster...the kind of dick you can message pics of to tinder whores and they'll want to fuck you just from the sheer size of it alone. So it would open up a new spectrum of partners and it would be satisfying to completely destroy them. Since I can't do that and it would be just for the wife, I come down on the side that she's pretty small and tight and 2 inches extra would probably be a hindrance.

The 300k doesn't really move the needle for me much.

The 10IQ points I would definitely enjoy because I feel like I've lost some points due to age and mental health issues and it would be nice to feel like my younger self.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2Reputation#49111977)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 1:46 PM
Author: Crimson voyeur

cock size. 300k isn't life-changing, nor would 10 iq pts be. i doubt i really need the 2 inches, but it would make me feel good about myself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2Reputation#49111982)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 1:48 PM
Author: Crimson voyeur

wait, the 2 inches of cock. i can have that in my ass, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2Reputation#49111999)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 3:07 PM
Author: fantasy-prone dashing whorehouse trump supporter

increasing my IQ to 90 seems worthless, so i just want the money

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2Reputation#49112205)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 3:30 PM
Author: Racy aqua trust fund

saame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2Reputation#49112251)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 3:21 PM
Author: Poppy wild native

what would I do with a 115 IQ or a 4 inch cock?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2Reputation#49112234)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 11:32 PM
Author: cerebral school cafeteria

Probably 300k

I like myself and having +10 iq probably results in weird changes in my personality and identity

Satisfactory cock size

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2Reputation#49113584)



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Date: July 19th, 2025 6:54 AM
Author: duck-like histrionic sanctuary

$300k today or $300k 15 years ago?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2Reputation#49113885)



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Date: July 19th, 2025 9:57 AM
Author: Geriatric Field Death Wish

The money is worthless

The IQ is wasted on an old.... Best use of IQ is when young because it lets you get high GPA without monk-like suffering. You aren't going to make some Engineering Breakthrough in your 40s just because you gained IQ points or something. I mean what would it even be for? poasting?

Dick size wins this one easily imo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2Reputation#49114080)



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Date: July 19th, 2025 9:05 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Sickened Volcanic Crater Set

"I mean what would it even be for? poasting?"

Yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2Reputation#49115308)



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Date: July 19th, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: swashbuckling embarrassed to the bone spot

IQ because it would push me up into the range where I'd finally go fill Kazinsky

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2Reputation#49114130)



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Date: July 19th, 2025 9:06 PM
Author: Drunken Rusted Senate Really Tough Guy

i guess the cash no use for cock anymore and10 points wouldnt even put more over the mentally retarded threshold so whats the point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2Reputation#49115313)