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Annnnnd this is why you never try to hook up with a coworker

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Awkward
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You only legitimate defense is to fuck HR in your Monday mee...
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Fun fact: not HR but a girl on another department I fucked m...
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she’s really upset (and confused) about your use of th...
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The only time I hooked up with a coworker it was entirely he...
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that counts! that counts! (nyuug)
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This lmao. Why wife is fuming saying I “cheated”...
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I hooked up with a chick at work and when I tried to break i...
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Why on earth would you ever put that in writing?
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I’m horny as shit lol.
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You should have just paid for an escort.
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You didn't get laid and are getting fired.
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Date: July 26th, 2025 2:25 PM
Author: green pea-brained institution coldplay fan

We were joking about sex and then she said “everyone thinks we’re hooking up lmao”

I wrote “if we ever hooked up it would end you for other guys.”

She was like “lol what does that mean?”

I said “the shit I would do to you would ruin any other guys experience when you look at them with displeasure after having me.”

She went radio silence, reported me and I have a meeting at 10 am on Monday.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Reputation#49132868)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:52 PM
Author: khaki friendly grandma piazza

R u very masculine ? also girls like being treated poorly i read it on intenret

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Reputation#49133777)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 2:26 PM
Author: Sexy area philosopher-king

smooth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Reputation#49132870)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 2:51 PM
Author: Excitant partner mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Reputation#49132928)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:34 PM
Author: irate foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Reputation#49133704)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:42 PM
Author: Racy nighttime menage windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Reputation#49133741)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 1:02 PM
Author: I Listen to Porn Podcasts

Cr, she barely even had to push him into the trap.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Reputation#49134732)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 2:26 PM
Author: Lascivious Gas Station Potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Reputation#49132875)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 2:28 PM
Author: ungodly dilemma feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Reputation#49132881)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 2:30 PM
Author: Dashing gay turdskin persian

What kind of retard interacts with women at work except when absolutely necessary, and always with a third party witness?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Reputation#49132891)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 2:45 PM
Author: Vibrant really tough guy

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2#49132868

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Reputation#49132921)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 2:36 PM
Author: Rebellious orchestra pit

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Reputation#49132900)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 2:47 PM
Author: Startling Cheese-eating Associate Station

Awkward

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Reputation#49132923)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 2:47 PM
Author: Vibrant really tough guy

You only legitimate defense is to fuck HR in your Monday meeting to prove that you would have ruined the initial co-worker for other guys. It's the only way

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Reputation#49132924)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 3:33 PM
Author: green pea-brained institution coldplay fan

Fun fact: not HR but a girl on another department I fucked my freshman year of college. First girl I ever went no condom, full explosion.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Reputation#49132982)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 6:57 PM
Author: Chocolate volcanic crater degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Reputation#49133316)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 7:28 AM
Author: Flirting jew box office

no condom, full explosion tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Reputation#49134188)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 12:56 PM
Author: t3h P0aStEr oF d00m!!!!!!!! (gunneratttt)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Reputation#49134715)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 2:52 PM
Author: Excitant partner mother

follow up with an offer to let her hold a phone pre-dialed to 911 so that she feels safe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Reputation#49132930)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 3:03 PM
Author: Primrose Razzle-dazzle Azn

Just text “IN MINECRAFT” right now to her and then show HR on Monday and all should be fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Reputation#49132950)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 7:28 AM
Author: Flirting jew box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Reputation#49134186)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 3:14 PM
Author: Trip temple

she’s really upset (and confused) about your use of the passive voice



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Reputation#49132960)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 3:15 PM
Author: Abnormal talented sound barrier dragon

The only time I hooked up with a coworker it was entirely her idea and she was fresh off a divorce. Recent divorcees are 180, they're seriously in need of male validation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Reputation#49132961)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 3:17 PM
Author: Frum University

that counts! that counts! (nyuug)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Reputation#49132962)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 3:30 PM
Author: green pea-brained institution coldplay fan

This lmao. Why wife is fuming saying I “cheated” I said I’m a scumbag but it’s not cheating.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Reputation#49132979)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 3:21 PM
Author: aqua stimulating mexican weed whacker

I hooked up with a chick at work and when I tried to break it off she faked a pregnancy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Reputation#49132966)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 3:34 PM
Author: green pea-brained institution coldplay fan

The chick I talk about freshman year above we were super into each other physically and she tossed her birth control out the window as part of foreplay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Reputation#49132985)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 3:53 PM
Author: violet pungent library

Hot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Reputation#49133017)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 7:28 AM
Author: Flirting jew box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Reputation#49134189)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 3:36 PM
Author: Topaz stubborn indirect expression nursing home

“I think i can undo the damage if i text her about my neighbors masturbation habits” (doodiko

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Reputation#49132987)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 3:37 PM
Author: green pea-brained institution coldplay fan

More like me masturbating to her two months of complaining to me morning and night about her “dating experiences.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Reputation#49132991)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 3:51 PM
Author: elite stock car

Be handsome

Be attractive

Dont be unattractive

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Reputation#49133014)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:04 PM
Author: Trip temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Reputation#49133033)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:07 PM
Author: green pea-brained institution coldplay fan

I’m 6’7

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Reputation#49133039)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:27 PM
Author: ebony swollen kitty cat roommate

In the eyes of the law, sexual harassment must be REPEATED. You get one free shot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Reputation#49133084)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:25 PM
Author: Vigorous Pocket Flask

Your chats are being read by a fifty eight year old HR lawyer with a sensible haircut and three cats. She's annotating them with definitions from Urban Dictionary (a real thing HR investigations do). Her sense of humor extends no further than season 4 of Cheers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Reputation#49133676)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:33 PM
Author: green pea-brained institution coldplay fan

Honestly I keep this job for the health insurance. I make her entire salary 4 individual days a week and lose her salary one day a week. I don’t care. I need to fuck this chick (yes the HR worker and the OP chick).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Reputation#49133701)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:19 PM
Author: Vigorous Pocket Flask

The whole point of having wealth, if you’re a degenerate, is being unaccountable. If you’re loaded, why do you care about any of this? Or are you just content creating for us, in which case, 180!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Reputation#49133853)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:20 PM
Author: green pea-brained institution coldplay fan

Yeah it’s just flame. It me jm I’ve been running three different flames at any given time in the last 20 years. I’m house of worship today. Also “corporate deposition.” All from one account so switching gets confusing lol,

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Reputation#49133859)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 7:29 AM
Author: Flirting jew box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Reputation#49134190)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 7:55 AM
Author: Pink Fear-inspiring Regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Reputation#49134211)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 8:12 AM
Author: Fuchsia Site Candlestick Maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Reputation#49134220)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 12:09 PM
Author: Emperor CRISPR Chad von Neumann III



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Reputation#49134574)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 12:58 PM
Author: t3h P0aStEr oF d00m!!!!!!!! (gunneratttt)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Reputation#49134720)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 1:36 PM
Author: CapTTTainFalcon

*tosses BC out the window*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Reputation#49134849)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 1:05 PM
Author: .,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,...,:,...:..:.,:.::,.




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Reputation#49137514)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:34 PM
Author: irate foreskin

Why on earth would you ever put that in writing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Reputation#49133710)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:37 PM
Author: green pea-brained institution coldplay fan

I’m horny as shit lol.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Reputation#49133720)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:41 PM
Author: irate foreskin

You should have just paid for an escort.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Reputation#49133739)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:43 PM
Author: green pea-brained institution coldplay fan

Disgusting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Reputation#49133746)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:52 PM
Author: irate foreskin

You didn't get laid and are getting fired.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Reputation#49133784)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:03 PM
Author: green pea-brained institution coldplay fan

I make this company $150 million a year I’m getting a slap on the wrist and they’ll probably convince the chick to fuck me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Reputation#49133823)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:35 PM
Author: Aromatic zombie-like boltzmann stage

Peterman, the Flying J doesn’t recognize the chili dogs truckers eat after buttfucking you as revenue you generated, sorry.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Reputation#49133884)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 4:45 PM
Author: .,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,...,:,...:..:.,:.::,.


(Andy Byron)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Reputation#49135379)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 7:41 AM
Author: Fantasy-prone school toilet seat

I hooked up with a girl at work once. When I broke it off she tried to kill herself in the office.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Reputation#49134202)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 1:03 PM
Author: I Listen to Porn Podcasts

I said your BASS looks amazing in those PLANTS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2Reputation#49134738)