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ITT we replace a noun or phrase from an opening line with "A twink from Cravath"

Examples: Call me a twink from Cravath. A twink from C...
Primrose immigrant brethren
  04/08/16
In the town, there were two twinks from Cravath and they wer...
offensive house-broken skinny woman chad
  04/08/16
A twink from Cravath--light of my life, fire of my loins.
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The twink from Cravath — for there could be no doubt of his ...
offensive house-broken skinny woman chad
  04/08/16
Son, Last Sunday a twink from Cravath asked me what it me...
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Primrose immigrant brethren
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glassy beady-eyed whorehouse mad cow disease
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It was the afternoon of my eighty-first birthday, and I was ...
Primrose immigrant brethren
  04/08/16
All happy twinks are alike; each twink from Cravath is unhap...
Stirring shaky ticket booth
  04/08/16
ran here
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  04/12/16
Brrrrrrriiiiiiiiiiiiinng! An alarm clock clanged in the dark...
Primrose immigrant brethren
  04/08/16
In a hole in the ground, there lived a twink from Cravath.
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I came in here to write "A twink from Cravath comes acr...
Tan bateful chapel legal warrant
  04/08/16
A screaming comes across a twink from Cravath.
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It was the same feeling as when he was a younger boy, during...
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Appetizing Black Home
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pearl motley resort knife
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LONDON. Michaelmas Term lately over, and the Lord Chancellor...
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  04/08/16
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Lavender house trump supporter
  04/09/16
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Stirring shaky ticket booth
  03/23/22
A twink from Cravath, or Twinkie, as his official surname ha...
Sickened multi-billionaire
  04/08/16
Diligence and accuracy are the only merits which a twink fro...
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ABANDON ALL HOPE YE WHO ENTER HERE is scrawled in blood red ...
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Or the film version: I live in the American Gardens Build...
Hyperactive Cuck
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offensive house-broken skinny woman chad
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Whether I shall turn out to be the hero of my own life, or w...
offensive house-broken skinny woman chad
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Sing, O goddess, of the anger of Twink, associate of Cravath...
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  04/09/16
The twink from Cravath fled across the desert, and the gunsl...
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  04/08/16
criminally underrated
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Heady maniacal forum
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Primrose immigrant brethren
  04/10/16
The twinks from Cravath are afraid to merge on highways in L...
Tan bateful chapel legal warrant
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Stirring shaky ticket booth
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Primrose immigrant brethren
  04/08/16
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glassy beady-eyed whorehouse mad cow disease
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I am a twink from Cravath, Chicago born – Chicago, that somb...
bat shit crazy coldplay fan
  04/08/16
In the week before their departure to Arrakis, when all the ...
Sickened multi-billionaire
  04/08/16
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Odious ruddy spot french chef
  04/08/16
derp
crimson half-breed principal's office
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Midway along the journey of our life I woke to find myself ...
Stirring shaky ticket booth
  04/08/16
A twink from Cravath died today. Yesterday maybe.
Unholy Vibrant Abode
  04/08/16
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  04/09/16
It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a twink from Cr...
Sickened multi-billionaire
  04/08/16
It was a clear black night, a clear white moon. Cravath twin...
Unholy Vibrant Abode
  04/08/16
O for a Muse of fire, that would ascend The brightest heave...
Primrose immigrant brethren
  04/08/16
MEDVEDENKO: Why do you always wear black? MASHA: I'm in m...
Stirring shaky ticket booth
  04/08/16
Sing, muse, the wrath of Achilles son of Peleus, that brough...
Multi-colored pink space
  04/08/16
Let us go then, you and I, When the evening is spread out ...
glassy beady-eyed whorehouse mad cow disease
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twinkling sadistic boiling water
  04/09/16
My favorite so far
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Fiercely-loyal University Haunted Graveyard
  04/10/16
Thou still unravish'd twink from Cravath, Thou foster-chil...
glassy beady-eyed whorehouse mad cow disease
  04/08/16
how did i miss this/
twinkling sadistic boiling water
  04/12/16
it's the one I was most proud of
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A twink out of Cravath, A vagrant oft in quod, A powercuc...
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offensive house-broken skinny woman chad
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Primrose immigrant brethren
  04/08/16
"All happy families are alike; each twink from Cravath ...
lascivious school
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Among twenty snowy mountains, The only moving thing ...
Primrose immigrant brethren
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pretty cool how even in its moribund state of 2016 XO can st...
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“It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man i...
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As a twink from Cravath awoke one morning from uneasy dreams...
Mauve hot crotch
  04/08/16
...
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  04/09/16
ran here
Slap-happy cerebral codepig people who are hurt
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I have, myself, full confidence that if all do their duty, i...
Hilarious Institution Karate
  04/08/16
When Mr. Twink of Cravath announced that he would shortly be...
Unholy Vibrant Abode
  04/08/16
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gold nubile fat ankles gas station
  04/09/16
180 "Many could not believe it had been so short a time...
Heady maniacal forum
  04/09/16
As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a Crava...
Unholy Vibrant Abode
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gold nubile fat ankles gas station
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September 16, 1991. Today it finally began! After all these ...
offensive house-broken skinny woman chad
  04/08/16
holy shit
gold nubile fat ankles gas station
  04/09/16
The elm tree planted by Elijah Bold, the twink from Cravath,...
glassy beady-eyed whorehouse mad cow disease
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Weapon shapely, naked, wan, Head from Cravath twink's bowel...
glassy beady-eyed whorehouse mad cow disease
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You are about to begin reading Italo Buttpenis's new novel, ...
twinkling sadistic boiling water
  04/09/16
If you really want to hear about it, the first thing you'll ...
Stirring shaky ticket booth
  04/09/16
Criminally underrated
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...
lime azn hall
  04/09/16
What came first, the music or the twink from Cravath?
Mentally impaired selfie
  04/09/16
And God said, “Let there be a twink from Cravath,” and there...
Mentally impaired selfie
  04/09/16
-- Eh bien, mon prince. Cravath, Swaine et Moore ne sont plu...
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Primrose immigrant brethren
  04/09/16
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glassy beady-eyed whorehouse mad cow disease
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Appetizing Black Home
  04/10/16
The White House phone rings at 3am. A twink from Cravath ans...
Fragrant doctorate
  04/09/16
You are about to witness the strength of Twink knowledge
Unholy Vibrant Abode
  04/09/16
Straight outta Cravath, crazy motherfucker in a cubicle F...
Unholy Vibrant Abode
  04/09/16
You are not the kind of twink from Cravath who would be at a...
offensive house-broken skinny woman chad
  04/09/16
WATCHMEN Dear gods, set me free from all the pain, the lon...
twinkling sadistic boiling water
  04/09/16
In the beginning was the training twink, and the training tw...
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Fiercely-loyal University Haunted Graveyard
  04/10/16
THE CELL DOOR SLAMMED BEHIND THE TRAINING TWINK FROM CRAVATH...
twinkling sadistic boiling water
  04/09/16
I am just a poor twink though my story's seldom told I have ...
Unholy Vibrant Abode
  04/09/16
Remember a twink from Cravath? Think far enough back, you wi...
gold nubile fat ankles gas station
  04/09/16
The thousand injuries of the twink from Cravath I had borne ...
gold nubile fat ankles gas station
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It was a bright cold day in April, and the clocks were strik...
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As the RIVERS of cum streamed down Winston's face, he realiz...
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  04/09/16
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  04/10/16
Honey, come on over here, sugarbuns. This machine just calle...
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glassy beady-eyed whorehouse mad cow disease
  04/09/16
Legit impressed if you get this reference foxmo
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I have seen a lot of bad 80s movies, brother
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gold nubile fat ankles gas station
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I believe in America. America has made my fortune. And I rai...
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Many years later, as he faced the firing squad, Colonel Aure...
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gold nubile fat ankles gas station
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It is an ancient Twink from Cravath And he stoppeth one of ...
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The sky above the port was the color of a twink from Cravath...
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I am an invisible twink from Cravath.
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gold nubile fat ankles gas station
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You don’t know about me without you have read a book by the ...
gold nubile fat ankles gas station
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can't wait for Nigger Jim's appearance in this one
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fuck, was gonna do this one
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It was a queer, sultry summer, the summer they electrocuted ...
gold nubile fat ankles gas station
  04/09/16
...
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It was inevitable: the scent of bitter almonds always remind...
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  04/09/16
Cant believe this one hasn't been done yet
gold nubile fat ankles gas station
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everyone's working on the "a tale of two twinks" p...
twinkling sadistic boiling water
  04/09/16
Not gonna lie that passage is one of the first ones i google...
Unholy Vibrant Abode
  04/09/16
Once when I was six years old I saw a beautiful picture in a...
gold nubile fat ankles gas station
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glassy beady-eyed whorehouse mad cow disease
  04/09/16
omg lmao
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Mr. Halford, of the Cravath Firm, had locked the humbler-hou...
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He was awake a long time before he remembered that his twink...
gold nubile fat ankles gas station
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The morning had dawned clear and cold, with a crispness that...
twinkling sadistic boiling water
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Someone must have slandered the twink from Cravath, for one ...
twinkling sadistic boiling water
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Some of the twinks from Cravath were poor as sin and lived i...
glassy beady-eyed whorehouse mad cow disease
  04/09/16
:))))) I LOVE this story
twinkling sadistic boiling water
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Somewhere in Manhattan, in a place whose name I do not care ...
twinkling sadistic boiling water
  04/09/16
I am a sick man . . . I am a twink from Cravath.
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Mrs. Dalloway said she would buy the twinks from Cravath her...
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offensive house-broken skinny woman chad
  04/09/16
For a long time, I went to bed with a twink from Cravath.
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Stirring shaky ticket booth
  03/23/22
I was the shadow of the twink-for-train By the false azure ...
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gold nubile fat ankles gas station
  04/09/16
alternately,
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Stirring shaky ticket booth
  04/28/16
Jack Torrance thought: "Officious little twink from Cra...
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Judgmental Gaped Pit
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I can feel the heat closing in, feel them out there making t...
gold nubile fat ankles gas station
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I was born twice: first, as a baby girl, on a remarkably smo...
twinkling sadistic boiling water
  04/09/16
The telephone bell was ringing wildly, but without result, s...
glassy beady-eyed whorehouse mad cow disease
  04/09/16
"Who is John Galt?" The light was ebbing, and E...
Judgmental Gaped Pit
  04/09/16
We also would have accepted "Who is the twink from Crav...
gold nubile fat ankles gas station
  04/09/16
Had that originally but a twink from Cravath is more likely ...
Judgmental Gaped Pit
  04/09/16
legit
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"To be born again," sang Gibreel "fuck my ass...
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Christmas won't be Christmas without any presents,' grumbled...
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rofl
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offensive house-broken skinny woman chad
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TRUE! - nervous - very, very dreadfully nervous I had been a...
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...
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Granted: I am an inmate of a mental hospital; my keeper is w...
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The scent smoke and sweat of a V5 firm are nauseating at thr...
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gold nubile fat ankles gas station
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The towers of Cravath aspired above the morning mist; auster...
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In the town, there were two twinks from Cravath and they we...
twinkling sadistic boiling water
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The cold passed reluctantly from the earth, and the retiring...
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If I am out of my mind, it's all right with me, thought a tw...
Judgmental Gaped Pit
  04/09/16
He was an inch, perhaps two, under six feet, powerfully (sic...
Judgmental Gaped Pit
  04/09/16
"I am a twink from Cravath, Chicago born—Chicago, that ...
Judgmental Gaped Pit
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A cold day in December. Long afterward, after the ASSBALLS a...
twinkling sadistic boiling water
  04/09/16
1 Whan that Perrod with his shoures soote [ ...
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  04/09/16
SCHOLARSHIP
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Vaughan died yesterday in his last twink from Cravath.
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Hiram Clegg, together with his wife Emma and four friends of...
gold nubile fat ankles gas station
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I, the Twink from Cravath This-that-and-the-other (for I sh...
gold nubile fat ankles gas station
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I was actually working on this one
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Its a challenge
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The lengthy wars which scarred the reign of George W. Bush, ...
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offensive house-broken skinny woman chad
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The Twinks of Time Square squirm, and Beefboys cum and blast...
Heady maniacal forum
  04/09/16
The jury said "Guilty" and the Judge said "Li...
offensive house-broken skinny woman chad
  04/09/16
For a full minute Yann stood before the window in a light sp...
offensive house-broken skinny woman chad
  04/09/16
There is no joy in Mudville, a twink from Cravath has struck...
lime azn hall
  04/09/16
All Cravath is divided into three parts, one of which the pa...
Unholy Vibrant Abode
  04/09/16
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twinkling sadistic boiling water
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Twink. Cravath twink. Be Cravath twink. Somehow twink. Til n...
Fiercely-loyal University Haunted Graveyard
  04/10/16
Gakking Out: On the (nearly lethal) comforts of a Cravath tw...
Fiercely-loyal University Haunted Graveyard
  04/10/16
It began as a mistake. It was Christmas season and I learned...
lascivious school
  04/10/16
Cut the pie any way you like, twinks just ain't at Cravath.
Fiercely-loyal University Haunted Graveyard
  04/10/16
That's why I fucked your twink you Cravath motherfucker.
Fiercely-loyal University Haunted Graveyard
  04/10/16
The world is a twink from Cravath, sent to drain
gold nubile fat ankles gas station
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They were all dead. The final cumshot was an exclamation mar...
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So. The training twinks in days gone by and the studs who t...
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neumann need your input
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At that very moment, in the very sort of Park Avenue co-op a...
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Primrose immigrant brethren
  04/12/16
I take it you agree wholeheartedly with the book's extended ...
twinkling sadistic boiling water
  04/12/16
Stately, plump Buck Mulligan came from the stairhead, bearin...
pearl motley resort knife
  04/14/16
There once was a twink from Cravath, Whose billing got writ...
Brass supple factory reset button gaping
  04/14/16
oh, I forgot about the pretentious pronunciation of "Cr...
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A twink from Cravath, light of my life, fire of my loins. My...
Filthy charismatic antidepressant drug
  04/28/16
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Primrose immigrant brethren
  05/20/16
I am a Twink from Cravath. I must not forget. Of counsel sai...
glassy beady-eyed whorehouse mad cow disease
  06/05/16
The old stories tell us of great partners, joy and misery, r...
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Progris riport 1 martch 3. Dr Strauss says I shoud rite d...
Primrose immigrant brethren
  06/06/16
Clansmen of Cravath, at the signal given By time and season...
dull psychic garrison
  06/06/16
Twinkcravath of Nineveh from distant New York, Black car ho...
Primrose immigrant brethren
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Enlightenment came to a twink from Cravath on the ball court...
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The twink came from Cravath, he had a thirst for knowledge.....
Stirring shaky ticket booth
  03/22/22
When the course of civilization takes an unexpected turn&mda...
glassy beady-eyed whorehouse mad cow disease
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Turning and turning in the widening gyre The falcon cann...
Stirring shaky ticket booth
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We were somewhere around Barstow on the edge of the desert w...
Stirring shaky ticket booth
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Yes, I have tricks in my pocket, I have things up my sleeve....
Stirring shaky ticket booth
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Ernest Goes To A Twink From Cravath
wonderful deranged area
  03/23/22
There was no possibility of taking a twink that day.
Stirring shaky ticket booth
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Btw I’ve never seen a thread on xo that had less blank...
wonderful deranged area
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When shall we twinks meet again? In Cravath, Moore, or in S...
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Date: April 8th, 2016 10:49 AM
Author: Primrose immigrant brethren

Examples:

Call me a twink from Cravath.

A twink from Cravath died today.

A twink from Cravath comes across the sky.

It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a twink from Cravath.

Stately, plump Buck Mulligan came from the stairhead, bearing a twink from Cravath.

It was a wrong number that started it, the telephone ringing three times in the dead of night, and the voice on the other end asking for a twink from Cravath.

There was a boy, called the twink from Cravath, and he almost deserved it.

In my younger and more vulnerable years my father gave me some advice that I've been turning over in my mind ever since. "Whenever you feel like criticizing any one," he told me, "just remember that all the people in this world haven't had the twinks from Cravath that you've had."

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Date: April 8th, 2016 10:50 AM
Author: offensive house-broken skinny woman chad

In the town, there were two twinks from Cravath and they were always together.

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Date: April 8th, 2016 10:50 AM
Author: lilac concupiscible kitty cat

A twink from Cravath--light of my life, fire of my loins.

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Date: April 8th, 2016 11:01 AM
Author: Tan bateful chapel legal warrant



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Date: April 8th, 2016 10:51 AM
Author: offensive house-broken skinny woman chad

The twink from Cravath — for there could be no doubt of his sex, though the fashion of the time did something to disguise it — was in the act of slicing at the head of a Moor which swung from the rafters.

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Date: April 8th, 2016 10:53 AM
Author: offensive house-broken skinny woman chad

Son,

Last Sunday a twink from Cravath asked me what it meant to lose my body.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2Reputation#30227987)



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Date: April 8th, 2016 10:54 AM
Author: Primrose immigrant brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2Reputation#30227989)



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Date: April 8th, 2016 10:55 AM
Author: glassy beady-eyed whorehouse mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2Reputation#30227996)



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Date: April 8th, 2016 10:53 AM
Author: Primrose immigrant brethren

It was the afternoon of my eighty-first birthday, and I was in bed with a twink from Cravath when Ali announced that the archbishop had come to see me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2Reputation#30227988)



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Date: April 8th, 2016 10:55 AM
Author: Stirring shaky ticket booth

All happy twinks are alike; each twink from Cravath is unhappy in its own way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2Reputation#30227993)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 7:47 PM
Author: indigo candlestick maker property

ran here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2Reputation#30258788)



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Date: April 8th, 2016 10:56 AM
Author: Primrose immigrant brethren

Brrrrrrriiiiiiiiiiiiinng! An alarm clock clanged in the dark and silent room. A bed spring creaked. A twink from Cravath's voice sang out impatiently: "Bigger, shut that thing off!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2Reputation#30228000)



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Date: April 8th, 2016 10:56 AM
Author: glassy beady-eyed whorehouse mad cow disease

In a hole in the ground, there lived a twink from Cravath.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2Reputation#30228004)



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Date: April 8th, 2016 10:57 AM
Author: Tan bateful chapel legal warrant

I came in here to write "A twink from Cravath comes across the sky."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2Reputation#30228011)



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Date: April 8th, 2016 10:57 AM
Author: Tan bateful chapel legal warrant

A screaming comes across a twink from Cravath.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2Reputation#30228017)



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Date: April 8th, 2016 11:00 AM
Author: Primrose immigrant brethren

It was the same feeling as when he was a younger boy, during recess with the other schoolchildren, when he had boldly proclaimed his superiority, and when warned by the sixth grade physics olympiad title holder (who being a full year older imparted a world of wisdom) that he had consumed too much ice cream and cake, lost to one his lesser-known competitors, a wobbly legged, bespectacled twink from Cravath, and became the laughingstock of his friends and enemies, due solely to an ignorance of his bodily humors.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2Reputation#30228027)



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Date: April 8th, 2016 11:10 AM
Author: Tan bateful chapel legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2Reputation#30228086)



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Date: April 8th, 2016 1:59 PM
Author: ruby razzle-dazzle dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2Reputation#30229437)



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Date: April 9th, 2016 1:01 PM
Author: twinkling sadistic boiling water

wtfffffff

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2Reputation#30235222)



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Date: April 9th, 2016 1:51 PM
Author: gold nubile fat ankles gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2Reputation#30235508)



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Date: April 10th, 2016 9:23 AM
Author: Appetizing Black Home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2Reputation#30240204)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 11:14 AM
Author: pearl motley resort knife

180000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2Reputation#30271662)



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Date: April 8th, 2016 10:57 AM
Author: Stirring shaky ticket booth

LONDON. Michaelmas Term lately over, and the Lord Chancellor sitting in Lincoln’s Inn Hall. Implacable November weather. As much mud in the streets as if the waters had but newly retired from the face of the earth, and it would not be wonderful to meet a twink from Cravath slinking up Holborn Hill.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2Reputation#30228016)



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Date: April 9th, 2016 3:32 PM
Author: Lavender house trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2Reputation#30236235)



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Date: March 23rd, 2022 2:04 AM
Author: Stirring shaky ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2Reputation#44201593)



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Date: April 8th, 2016 10:58 AM
Author: Sickened multi-billionaire

A twink from Cravath, or Twinkie, as his official surname had been since his fiftieth birthday, had taken another solitary walk from his apartment in Munich's Prinzregentenstrafie on a spring afternoon of the year 19.., which had shown the continent such a menacing grimace for a few months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2Reputation#30228018)



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Date: April 8th, 2016 11:00 AM
Author: glassy beady-eyed whorehouse mad cow disease

Diligence and accuracy are the only merits which a twink from Cravath may ascribe to himself; if any merit, indeed, can be assumed from the performance of an indispensable duty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2Reputation#30228031)



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Date: April 8th, 2016 11:00 AM
Author: offensive house-broken skinny woman chad

ABANDON ALL HOPE YE WHO ENTER HERE is scrawled in blood red lettering on the sides of the Chemical Bank near the corner of Eleventh and First and is in print large enough to be seen from the backseat of the cab as it lurches forward in the traffic leaving Wall Street and just as Josh Craddock notices the words a bus pulls up, the advertisement for Les Miserables on its side blocking his view, but Craddock who is a twink from Cravath and twenty-six doesn't seem to care because he tells he driver he will give him five dollars to turn up the radio, "Be My baby" on WYNN, and the driver, black, not American, does so.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2Reputation#30228034)



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Date: April 8th, 2016 11:12 AM
Author: Tan bateful chapel legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2Reputation#30228105)



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Date: April 9th, 2016 1:32 PM
Author: Hyperactive Cuck

Or the film version:

I live in the American Gardens Building on W. 81st Street on the 11th floor. I am a twink from Cravath. I'm 27 years old. I believe in taking care of myself and a balanced diet and rigorous exercise routine. In the morning if my face is a little puffy I'll put on an ice pack while doing stomach crunches. I can do 1000 now. After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial mask which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2Reputation#30235413)



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Date: April 9th, 2016 1:39 PM
Author: gold nubile fat ankles gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2Reputation#30235448)



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Date: April 9th, 2016 4:07 PM
Author: offensive house-broken skinny woman chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2Reputation#30236426)



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Date: April 9th, 2016 1:39 PM
Author: gold nubile fat ankles gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2Reputation#30235447)



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Date: April 8th, 2016 11:01 AM
Author: offensive house-broken skinny woman chad

Whether I shall turn out to be the hero of my own life, or whether that station will be held by the twink from Cravath, these pages must show.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2Reputation#30228041)



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Date: April 8th, 2016 11:03 AM
Author: glassy beady-eyed whorehouse mad cow disease

Sing, O goddess, of the anger of Twink, associate of Cravath, that brought countless ills upon the Swaineans.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2Reputation#30228050)



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Date: April 9th, 2016 1:26 PM
Author: twinkling sadistic boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2Reputation#30235380)



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Date: April 8th, 2016 11:04 AM
Author: Multi-colored pink space

The twink from Cravath fled across the desert, and the gunslinger followed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2Reputation#30228051)



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Date: April 9th, 2016 1:49 PM
Author: gold nubile fat ankles gas station

criminally underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2Reputation#30235494)



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Date: April 9th, 2016 1:53 PM
Author: twinkling sadistic boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2Reputation#30235521)



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Date: April 9th, 2016 3:34 PM
Author: Heady maniacal forum

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2Reputation#30236251)



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Date: April 10th, 2016 9:12 AM
Author: Primrose immigrant brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2Reputation#30240178)



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Date: April 8th, 2016 11:05 AM
Author: Tan bateful chapel legal warrant

The twinks from Cravath are afraid to merge on highways in Los Angeles.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2Reputation#30228056)



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Date: April 8th, 2016 11:06 AM
Author: Stirring shaky ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2Reputation#30228058)



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Date: April 8th, 2016 11:11 AM
Author: Primrose immigrant brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2Reputation#30228095)



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Date: April 8th, 2016 11:11 AM
Author: glassy beady-eyed whorehouse mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2Reputation#30228100)



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Date: April 8th, 2016 11:06 AM
Author: bat shit crazy coldplay fan

I am a twink from Cravath, Chicago born – Chicago, that somber city – and go at things as I have taught myself, free-style, and will make the record in my own way: first to knock, first admitted; sometimes an innocent knock, sometimes a not so innocent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2Reputation#30228061)



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Date: April 8th, 2016 11:06 AM
Author: Sickened multi-billionaire

In the week before their departure to Arrakis, when all the final scurrying about had reached a nearly unbearable frenzy, a twink from Cravath came to visit the mother of the boy, Paul.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2Reputation#30228062)



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Date: April 8th, 2016 11:11 AM
Author: glassy beady-eyed whorehouse mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2Reputation#30228097)



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Date: April 8th, 2016 11:35 AM
Author: Odious ruddy spot french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2Reputation#30228243)



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Date: April 8th, 2016 11:07 AM
Author: crimson half-breed principal's office

derp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2Reputation#30228064)



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Date: April 8th, 2016 11:07 AM
Author: Stirring shaky ticket booth

Midway along the journey of our life

I woke to find myself a twink from Cravath,

for I had wandered off from the straight path.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2Reputation#30228071)



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Date: April 8th, 2016 11:10 AM
Author: Unholy Vibrant Abode

A twink from Cravath died today. Yesterday maybe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2Reputation#30228088)



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Date: April 9th, 2016 1:01 PM
Author: twinkling sadistic boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2Reputation#30235224)



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Date: April 8th, 2016 11:13 AM
Author: Sickened multi-billionaire

It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a twink from Cravath in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a wife.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2Reputation#30228112)



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Date: April 8th, 2016 11:13 AM
Author: Unholy Vibrant Abode

It was a clear black night, a clear white moon. Cravath twink was on his desk, trying to bill some hours for the eve

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2Reputation#30228116)



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Date: April 8th, 2016 11:17 AM
Author: Primrose immigrant brethren

O for a Muse of fire, that would ascend

The brightest heaven of invention,

A kingdom for a stage, princes to act

And a twink from Cravath to behold the swelling scene!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2Reputation#30228143)



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Date: April 8th, 2016 11:23 AM
Author: Stirring shaky ticket booth

MEDVEDENKO: Why do you always wear black?

MASHA: I'm in mourning for my twink from Cravath.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2Reputation#30228173)



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Date: April 8th, 2016 11:26 AM
Author: Multi-colored pink space

Sing, muse, the wrath of Achilles son of Peleus, that brought countless ills upon the Achaeans. Many a brave twink from Cravath did it send hurrying down to Hades.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2Reputation#30228192)



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Date: April 8th, 2016 11:26 AM
Author: glassy beady-eyed whorehouse mad cow disease

Let us go then, you and I,

When the evening is spread out against the sky

Like a twink from Cravath etherized upon a table

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2Reputation#30228195)



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Date: April 9th, 2016 1:02 PM
Author: twinkling sadistic boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2Reputation#30235227)



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Date: April 9th, 2016 1:43 PM
Author: Olive alcoholic main people native

My favorite so far

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2Reputation#30235467)



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Date: April 9th, 2016 1:46 PM
Author: gold nubile fat ankles gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2Reputation#30235480)



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Date: April 10th, 2016 9:21 AM
Author: Fiercely-loyal University Haunted Graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2Reputation#30240197)



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Date: April 8th, 2016 11:31 AM
Author: glassy beady-eyed whorehouse mad cow disease

Thou still unravish'd twink from Cravath,

Thou foster-child of silence and billed time,

Castro historian, who canst thus express,

A flowery tail more sweetly than our rhyme

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2Reputation#30228224)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 7:43 PM
Author: twinkling sadistic boiling water

how did i miss this/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2Reputation#30258732)



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Date: May 20th, 2016 6:51 PM
Author: glassy beady-eyed whorehouse mad cow disease

it's the one I was most proud of

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2Reputation#30522247)



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Date: April 8th, 2016 11:35 AM
Author: glassy beady-eyed whorehouse mad cow disease

A twink out of Cravath,

A vagrant oft in quod,

A powercuck under Watchtell,

A minister of God

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2Reputation#30228245)



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Date: April 8th, 2016 11:37 AM
Author: offensive house-broken skinny woman chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2Reputation#30228263)



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Date: April 8th, 2016 11:44 AM
Author: Primrose immigrant brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2Reputation#30228323)



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Date: April 8th, 2016 11:42 AM
Author: lascivious school

"All happy families are alike; each twink from Cravath is unhappy in its own way."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2Reputation#30228291)



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Date: April 8th, 2016 11:45 AM
Author: Primrose immigrant brethren

Among twenty snowy mountains,

The only moving thing

Was a twink from Cravath.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2Reputation#30228329)



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Date: April 9th, 2016 1:02 PM
Author: twinkling sadistic boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2Reputation#30235229)



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Date: April 8th, 2016 2:01 PM
Author: cocky ivory locale

pretty cool how even in its moribund state of 2016 XO can still make me feel illiterate.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2Reputation#30229455)



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Date: April 8th, 2016 2:02 PM
Author: Vigorous hairy legs

“It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a twink from Cravath."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2Reputation#30229459)



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Date: April 9th, 2016 1:53 PM
Author: twinkling sadistic boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2Reputation#30235523)



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Date: April 8th, 2016 2:06 PM
Author: Mauve hot crotch

As a twink from Cravath awoke one morning from uneasy dreams he found himself transformed in his bed into a gigantic insect.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2Reputation#30229486)



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Date: April 9th, 2016 1:02 PM
Author: twinkling sadistic boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2Reputation#30235231)



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Date: March 23rd, 2022 5:19 AM
Author: Slap-happy cerebral codepig people who are hurt

ran here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2Reputation#44201753)



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Date: April 8th, 2016 2:18 PM
Author: Hilarious Institution Karate

I have, myself, full confidence that if all do their duty, if nothing is neglected, and if the best arrangements are made, as they are being made, we shall prove ourselves once again able to defend our Island home, to ride out the storm of war, and to outlive the menace of twinks from Cravath...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2Reputation#30229583)



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Date: April 8th, 2016 2:51 PM
Author: Unholy Vibrant Abode

When Mr. Twink of Cravath announced that he would shortly be celebrating his sixth workyear with a party of special magnificence, there was much talk and excitement in Cravath.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2Reputation#30229777)



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Date: April 9th, 2016 1:34 PM
Author: gold nubile fat ankles gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2Reputation#30235432)



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Date: April 9th, 2016 3:36 PM
Author: Heady maniacal forum

180 "Many could not believe it had been so short a time, for he looked as if he had striven for thrice as long"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2Reputation#30236265)



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Date: April 8th, 2016 2:54 PM
Author: Unholy Vibrant Abode

As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a Cravath twink. To me, being a twink was better than being President of the United States. Even before I first wandered into the classroom in my T-14, I knew I wanted to be a part of them. It was there that I knew that I belonged. To me, it meant being somebody in a neighborhood that was full of nobodies. They weren't like anybody else. I mean, they did whatever they wanted. They billed 10 hours for 8 hours of work. In the summer when they worked all night, nobody ever called their cheating wives.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2Reputation#30229795)



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Date: April 9th, 2016 1:02 PM
Author: twinkling sadistic boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2Reputation#30235235)



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Date: April 9th, 2016 1:40 PM
Author: gold nubile fat ankles gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2Reputation#30235456)



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Date: April 8th, 2016 3:21 PM
Author: offensive house-broken skinny woman chad

September 16, 1991. Today it finally began! After all these years of talking -- and nothing but talking -- we have finally taken our first twink from Cravath.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2Reputation#30229971)



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Date: April 9th, 2016 1:33 PM
Author: gold nubile fat ankles gas station

holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2Reputation#30235425)



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Date: April 9th, 2016 12:57 PM
Author: glassy beady-eyed whorehouse mad cow disease

The elm tree planted by Elijah Bold, the twink from Cravath, fell last night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2Reputation#30235189)



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Date: April 9th, 2016 12:59 PM
Author: glassy beady-eyed whorehouse mad cow disease

Weapon shapely, naked, wan,

Head from Cravath twink's bowels drawn,

Wooded flesh and metal bone, limb only one and lip only one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2Reputation#30235204)



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Date: April 9th, 2016 1:04 PM
Author: twinkling sadistic boiling water

You are about to begin reading Italo Buttpenis's new novel, If on a winter's night a twink from Cravath. Relax. Concentrate. Dispel every other thought. Let the world around you fade. Best to close the door; the IFNB is always on in the next room. Tell the others right away, "No, I don't want to watch the Beefboy!" Raise your voice--they won't hear you otherwise--"I'm reading! I don't want to be disturbed!" Maybe they haven't heard you, with all that racket; speak louder, yell: "I'm beginning to read Italo Buttpenis's new novel!" Or if you prefer, don't say anything; just hope they'll leave you alone.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2Reputation#30235247)



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Date: April 9th, 2016 1:05 PM
Author: Stirring shaky ticket booth

If you really want to hear about it, the first thing you'll probably want to know is where I was born, and what my lousy childhood was like, and how my parents were occupied and all before they had me, and all that twink from Cravath kind of crap.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2Reputation#30235252)



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Date: April 9th, 2016 1:51 PM
Author: gold nubile fat ankles gas station

Criminally underrated



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2Reputation#30235505)



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Date: April 9th, 2016 4:28 PM
Author: lime azn hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2Reputation#30236520)



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Date: April 9th, 2016 1:06 PM
Author: Mentally impaired selfie

What came first, the music or the twink from Cravath?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2Reputation#30235256)



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Date: April 9th, 2016 1:08 PM
Author: Mentally impaired selfie

And God said, “Let there be a twink from Cravath,” and there was a twink from Cravath. God saw that the twink from Cravath was good, and he separated the twink from the ALPHA STUDS.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2Reputation#30235265)



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Date: April 9th, 2016 1:14 PM
Author: twinkling sadistic boiling water

-- Eh bien, mon prince. Cravath, Swaine et Moore ne sont plus que des apanages, des POSING TRUNKS, de la famille Buonaparte. Non, je vous previens, que si vous ne me dites pas, que nous avons la guerre, si vous vous permettez encore de pallier toutes les infamies, toutes les atrocites de ce CLOTHMO (ma parole, j'y crois) -- je ne vous connais plus, vous n'etes plus mon ami, vous n'etes plus mon TRAINING TWINK, comme vous dites. But GIMME THE BEEFBOI N FREE MY SOUL! Je vois que je vous fais peur, sit down and tell me what's new in MANJUICE research.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2Reputation#30235304)



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Date: April 9th, 2016 1:33 PM
Author: gold nubile fat ankles gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2Reputation#30235422)



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Date: April 9th, 2016 1:34 PM
Author: Primrose immigrant brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2Reputation#30235427)



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Date: April 9th, 2016 1:35 PM
Author: glassy beady-eyed whorehouse mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2Reputation#30235435)



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Date: April 10th, 2016 9:25 AM
Author: Appetizing Black Home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2Reputation#30240212)



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Date: April 9th, 2016 1:17 PM
Author: Fragrant doctorate

The White House phone rings at 3am. A twink from Cravath answers. "Sorry Mr. Putin, the Madam is in her cups."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2Reputation#30235312)



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Date: April 9th, 2016 1:18 PM
Author: Unholy Vibrant Abode

You are about to witness the strength of Twink knowledge

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2Reputation#30235325)



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Date: April 9th, 2016 5:32 PM
Author: Unholy Vibrant Abode

Straight outta Cravath, crazy motherfucker in a cubicle

From the school called GU-Law center

When im called in, i got a computer screen

Me too boy if I fuck this up,

the partners gonna have to come and get me



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2Reputation#30236867)



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Date: April 9th, 2016 1:22 PM
Author: offensive house-broken skinny woman chad

You are not the kind of twink from Cravath who would be at a place like this at this time of the morning.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2Reputation#30235350)



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Date: April 9th, 2016 1:24 PM
Author: twinkling sadistic boiling water

WATCHMEN

Dear gods, set me free from all the pain,

the long watch I keep, one whole year awake ..

on my hands and knees, on top of Cravath's roof in a HUMBLER.

I know the stars by heart, the armies of the night, and there in the lead

the ones that bring us TINA or the twinks of summer,

bring us all we have - our great rain makers of the Vault,

I know them, when they lateral and when they flee and now

I watch for the light, the signal-fire

breaking out of THROB, shouting THROB is taken.

So respect commands, full of its THICK ropes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2Reputation#30235359)



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Date: April 9th, 2016 1:28 PM
Author: twinkling sadistic boiling water

In the beginning was the training twink, and the training twink was at Cravath, and the training twink WAS a Cravath associate.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2Reputation#30235388)



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Date: April 10th, 2016 9:18 AM
Author: Fiercely-loyal University Haunted Graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2Reputation#30240194)



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Date: April 9th, 2016 1:32 PM
Author: twinkling sadistic boiling water

THE CELL DOOR SLAMMED BEHIND THE TRAINING TWINK FROM CRAVATH. He remained leaning against the door for a few seconds, and

lit a pipe of TiNA.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2Reputation#30235418)



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Date: April 9th, 2016 1:33 PM
Author: Unholy Vibrant Abode

I am just a poor twink though my story's seldom told I have squandered my resistance for a pocketful of mumbles such are Cravaths

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2Reputation#30235426)



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Date: April 9th, 2016 1:34 PM
Author: gold nubile fat ankles gas station

Remember a twink from Cravath? Think far enough back, you will.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2Reputation#30235428)



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Date: April 9th, 2016 1:35 PM
Author: gold nubile fat ankles gas station

The thousand injuries of the twink from Cravath I had borne as I best could, but when he ventured upon insult I vowed revenge.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2Reputation#30235438)



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Date: April 9th, 2016 1:40 PM
Author: twinkling sadistic boiling water

It was a bright cold day in April, and the clocks were striking thirteen. Winston Oliveira, his chin nuzzled into his breast in an effort to escape the vile wind, slipped quickly through the glass doors of Cravath, Swaine & Moore, though not quickly enough to prevent a swirl of turd-dust from entering along with him.

The hallway smelt of stale chlorine and unwashed socks. At one end of it a coloured poster, too large for indoor display, had been tacked to the wall. It depicted mostly an enormous cock, more than a metre wide: the cock of a man of about forty-five inches, with a heavy, rugose scrotum and ruggedly handsome vasculature.

Winston made for the stairs. It was no use trying the lift. Even at the best of times it was seldom working, and at present the electric current was cut off during daylight hours. It was part of the economy drive in preparation for Beefboy Classic Week. The flat was seven flights up, and Winston, who was a training twink and had a pair of faggoty posers around his ankles, went slowly, resting several times on the way.

On each landing, opposite the lift-shaft, the poster with the enormous cock gazed from the wall. It was one of those pictures which are so contrived that the eyes follow you about when you move. YANN PERROD IS STIMMING YOU, the caption beneath it ran.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2Reputation#30235454)



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Date: April 9th, 2016 1:40 PM
Author: gold nubile fat ankles gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2Reputation#30235455)



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Date: April 9th, 2016 3:43 PM
Author: Heady maniacal forum

As the RIVERS of cum streamed down Winston's face, he realized that he truly loved BIG YANN

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2Reputation#30236307)



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Date: April 10th, 2016 11:38 AM
Author: excitant twisted meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2Reputation#30240731)



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Date: April 9th, 2016 1:46 PM
Author: gold nubile fat ankles gas station

Honey, come on over here, sugarbuns. This machine just called me a twink from Cravath!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2Reputation#30235477)



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Date: April 9th, 2016 1:48 PM
Author: glassy beady-eyed whorehouse mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2Reputation#30235490)



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Date: April 9th, 2016 1:49 PM
Author: gold nubile fat ankles gas station

Legit impressed if you get this reference foxmo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2Reputation#30235493)



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Date: April 9th, 2016 1:59 PM
Author: glassy beady-eyed whorehouse mad cow disease

I have seen a lot of bad 80s movies, brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2Reputation#30235551)



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Date: April 9th, 2016 1:59 PM
Author: gold nubile fat ankles gas station

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2Reputation#30235557)



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Date: April 9th, 2016 1:54 PM
Author: gold nubile fat ankles gas station

I believe in America. America has made my fortune. And I raised my twink from Cravath in the American fashion. I gave him freedom but I taught him never to dishonor the firm. He found a "boy friend," not an Italian. He went to the movies with him. He stayed out late. I didn't protest. Two months ago he took him for a drive, with another boy friend. They made him drink whiskey and then they tried to take advantage of him. He resisted. He kept his honor. So they beat him. Like an animal. When I went to the hospital his nose was broken. His jaw was shattered, held together by wire. He couldn't even weep because of the pain. But I wept. Why did I weep? He was the light of my life. A beautiful boy. Now he will never be beautiful again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2Reputation#30235528)



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Date: April 9th, 2016 1:55 PM
Author: twinkling sadistic boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2Reputation#30235533)



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Date: April 9th, 2016 1:58 PM
Author: twinkling sadistic boiling water

Many years later, as he faced the firing squad, Colonel Aureliano Halfordía was to remember that distant afternoon when his father took him to discover the twink from Cravath.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2Reputation#30235548)



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Date: April 9th, 2016 1:59 PM
Author: gold nubile fat ankles gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2Reputation#30235550)



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Date: April 9th, 2016 1:58 PM
Author: gold nubile fat ankles gas station

It is an ancient Twink from Cravath

And he stoppeth one of three

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2Reputation#30235549)



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Date: April 9th, 2016 2:00 PM
Author: gold nubile fat ankles gas station

The sky above the port was the color of a twink from Cravath.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2Reputation#30235563)



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Date: April 9th, 2016 2:00 PM
Author: twinkling sadistic boiling water

I am an invisible twink from Cravath.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2Reputation#30235565)



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Date: April 9th, 2016 2:02 PM
Author: gold nubile fat ankles gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2Reputation#30235579)



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Date: April 9th, 2016 2:01 PM
Author: gold nubile fat ankles gas station

You don’t know about me without you have read a book by the name of The Adventures of the Twink from Cravath; but that ain’t no matter.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2Reputation#30235570)



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Date: April 9th, 2016 2:04 PM
Author: twinkling sadistic boiling water

can't wait for Nigger Jim's appearance in this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2Reputation#30235601)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 2:34 PM
Author: pearl motley resort knife

fuck, was gonna do this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2Reputation#30273267)



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Date: April 9th, 2016 2:02 PM
Author: gold nubile fat ankles gas station

It was a queer, sultry summer, the summer they electrocuted the twink from Cravath, and I didn’t know what I was doing in New York.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2Reputation#30235576)



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Date: April 9th, 2016 2:03 PM
Author: twinkling sadistic boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2Reputation#30235586)



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Date: April 9th, 2016 2:02 PM
Author: twinkling sadistic boiling water

It was inevitable: the scent of bitter almonds always reminded him of the fate of unrequited love.

(turns out you actually don't need to change any words, this is still about the training twink from cravath)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2Reputation#30235582)



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Date: April 9th, 2016 2:03 PM
Author: gold nubile fat ankles gas station
Subject: Cant believe this one hasn't been done yet

A spectre is haunting Europe--the spectre of a twink from Cravath.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2Reputation#30235594)



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Date: April 9th, 2016 2:05 PM
Author: twinkling sadistic boiling water

everyone's working on the "a tale of two twinks" parody

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2Reputation#30235602)



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Date: April 9th, 2016 4:19 PM
Author: Unholy Vibrant Abode

Not gonna lie that passage is one of the first ones i googled when i saw this thread. Couldnt make it work right so i gave up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2Reputation#30236482)



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Date: April 9th, 2016 2:06 PM
Author: gold nubile fat ankles gas station

Once when I was six years old I saw a beautiful picture in a book about the primeval forest called True Stories. It showed a boa constrictor swallowing a twink from Cravath. Here is a copy of the drawing.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2Reputation#30235606)



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Date: April 9th, 2016 2:06 PM
Author: glassy beady-eyed whorehouse mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2Reputation#30235609)



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Date: April 9th, 2016 2:07 PM
Author: twinkling sadistic boiling water

omg lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2Reputation#30235623)



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Date: April 9th, 2016 2:07 PM
Author: twinkling sadistic boiling water

Mr. Halford, of the Cravath Firm, had locked the humbler-houses for the night, but was too GAKKED to remember to shut the twink-holes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2Reputation#30235621)



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Date: April 9th, 2016 2:08 PM
Author: gold nubile fat ankles gas station

He was awake a long time before he remembered that his twink from Cravath was broken.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2Reputation#30235628)



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Date: April 9th, 2016 2:09 PM
Author: twinkling sadistic boiling water

The morning had dawned clear and cold, with a crispness that hinted at the end of the summer twinks at Cravath.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2Reputation#30235634)



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Date: April 9th, 2016 2:09 PM
Author: twinkling sadistic boiling water

Someone must have slandered the twink from Cravath, for one morning, without having done anything truly wrong, he was arrested.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2Reputation#30235636)



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Date: April 9th, 2016 2:11 PM
Author: glassy beady-eyed whorehouse mad cow disease

Some of the twinks from Cravath were poor as sin and lived in one-room houses with a neurasthenic cow in the front yard, but Dexter Green's father owned the second best grocery store in Black Bear--the best one was "The Hub," patronized by the wealthy people from Sherry Island--and Dexter twinked only for pocket-money.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2Reputation#30235652)



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Date: April 9th, 2016 2:12 PM
Author: twinkling sadistic boiling water

:))))) I LOVE this story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2Reputation#30235662)



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Date: April 9th, 2016 2:12 PM
Author: twinkling sadistic boiling water

Somewhere in Manhattan, in a place whose name I do not care to remember, a gentleman lived not long ago, one of those who has a lance and ancient shield on a shelf and keeps a skinny twink from Cravath and a greyhound for racing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2Reputation#30235655)



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Date: April 9th, 2016 2:13 PM
Author: twinkling sadistic boiling water

I am a sick man . . . I am a twink from Cravath.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2Reputation#30235668)



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Date: April 9th, 2016 2:13 PM
Author: twinkling sadistic boiling water

Mrs. Dalloway said she would buy the twinks from Cravath herself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2Reputation#30235673)



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Date: April 9th, 2016 2:14 PM
Author: gold nubile fat ankles gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2Reputation#30235680)



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Date: April 9th, 2016 4:03 PM
Author: offensive house-broken skinny woman chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2Reputation#30236403)



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Date: April 9th, 2016 2:14 PM
Author: twinkling sadistic boiling water

For a long time, I went to bed with a twink from Cravath.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2Reputation#30235678)



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Date: March 23rd, 2022 3:13 AM
Author: Stirring shaky ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2Reputation#44201672)



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Date: April 9th, 2016 2:16 PM
Author: twinkling sadistic boiling water

I was the shadow of the twink-for-train

By the false azure in Cravath Moore & Swaine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2Reputation#30235693)



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Date: April 9th, 2016 2:17 PM
Author: gold nubile fat ankles gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2Reputation#30235700)



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Date: April 9th, 2016 2:31 PM
Author: twinkling sadistic boiling water
Subject: alternately,

I was the training of the twinkish whore

By the false azure in Cravath Swaine & Moore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2Reputation#30235780)



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Date: April 28th, 2016 2:17 AM
Author: Stirring shaky ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2Reputation#30363032)



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Date: April 9th, 2016 2:16 PM
Author: gold nubile fat ankles gas station

Jack Torrance thought: "Officious little twink from Cravath."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2Reputation#30235697)



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Date: April 9th, 2016 2:20 PM
Author: Judgmental Gaped Pit

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2Reputation#30235721)



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Date: April 9th, 2016 2:18 PM
Author: gold nubile fat ankles gas station

I can feel the heat closing in, feel them out there making their moves, setting up their twinks from Cravath, crooning over my spoon and dropper I throw away at Washington Square station, vault a turnstile and two flights down the iron stairs, catch an uptown A train.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2Reputation#30235705)



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Date: April 9th, 2016 2:18 PM
Author: twinkling sadistic boiling water

I was born twice: first, as a baby girl, on a remarkably smogless Detroit day in January of 1960; and then again, as a teenage twink, in a conference room at Cravath, Swaine and Moore, in August of 1974.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2Reputation#30235708)



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Date: April 9th, 2016 2:19 PM
Author: glassy beady-eyed whorehouse mad cow disease

The telephone bell was ringing wildly, but without result, since there was no-one in the room but the twink from Cravath.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2Reputation#30235717)



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Date: April 9th, 2016 2:19 PM
Author: Judgmental Gaped Pit

"Who is John Galt?"

The light was ebbing, and Eddie Willers could not distinguish the twink from Cravath's face.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2Reputation#30235718)



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Date: April 9th, 2016 2:21 PM
Author: gold nubile fat ankles gas station

We also would have accepted "Who is the twink from Cravath?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2Reputation#30235726)



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Date: April 9th, 2016 2:22 PM
Author: Judgmental Gaped Pit

Had that originally but a twink from Cravath is more likely to be a raving bum on the street of MFH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2Reputation#30235735)



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Date: April 9th, 2016 2:24 PM
Author: gold nubile fat ankles gas station

legit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2Reputation#30235746)



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Date: April 9th, 2016 2:21 PM
Author: twinkling sadistic boiling water

"To be born again," sang Gibreel "fuck my ass" Farishta tumbling from the heavens, "first you have to die."

(for those who don't remember, gibreel farishta was the moniker of a twink from cravath. i miss him greatly)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2Reputation#30235728)



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Date: April 9th, 2016 2:21 PM
Author: gold nubile fat ankles gas station

Christmas won't be Christmas without any presents,' grumbled the twink from Cravath, lying on the rug.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2Reputation#30235732)



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Date: April 9th, 2016 2:23 PM
Author: twinkling sadistic boiling water

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2Reputation#30235743)



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Date: April 9th, 2016 2:24 PM
Author: glassy beady-eyed whorehouse mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2Reputation#30235748)



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Date: April 9th, 2016 4:05 PM
Author: offensive house-broken skinny woman chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2Reputation#30236409)



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Date: April 9th, 2016 2:22 PM
Author: gold nubile fat ankles gas station

TRUE! - nervous - very, very dreadfully nervous I had been and am; but why will you say that I am a twink from Cravath?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2Reputation#30235736)



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Date: April 9th, 2016 2:23 PM
Author: twinkling sadistic boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2Reputation#30235741)



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Date: April 9th, 2016 2:23 PM
Author: twinkling sadistic boiling water

Granted: I am an inmate of a mental hospital; my keeper is watching me, he never lets me out of his sight; there's a peephole in the door, and my keeper's eye is the shade of brown that can never see through a twink from Cravath like me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2Reputation#30235740)



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Date: April 9th, 2016 2:25 PM
Author: twinkling sadistic boiling water

The scent smoke and sweat of a V5 firm are nauseating at three in the morning. Then the soul-erosion produced by clothed bodybuilding - a compost of greed and fear and nervous twinks from Cravath - becomes unbearable and the senses awake and revolt from it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2Reputation#30235755)



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Date: April 9th, 2016 2:26 PM
Author: gold nubile fat ankles gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2Reputation#30235757)



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Date: April 9th, 2016 2:26 PM
Author: twinkling sadistic boiling water

The towers of Cravath aspired above the morning mist; austere towers of steel and cement and limestone, sturdy as cliffs and delicate as training twinks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2Reputation#30235760)



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Date: April 9th, 2016 2:28 PM
Author: twinkling sadistic boiling water

In the town, there were two twinks from Cravath and they were always together.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2Reputation#30235766)



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Date: April 9th, 2016 2:29 PM
Author: twinkling sadistic boiling water

The cold passed reluctantly from the earth, and the retiring fogs revealed some twinks from Cravath stretched out on the hills, resting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2Reputation#30235772)



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Date: April 9th, 2016 2:30 PM
Author: Judgmental Gaped Pit

If I am out of my mind, it's all right with me, thought a twink from Cravath.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2Reputation#30235777)



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Date: April 9th, 2016 2:33 PM
Author: Judgmental Gaped Pit

He was an inch, perhaps two, under six feet, powerfully (sic) built, and he advanced straight at you with a slight stoop of the shoulders, head forward, and a fixed from-under stare which made you think of a twink from Cravath.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2Reputation#30235792)



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Date: April 9th, 2016 2:36 PM
Author: Judgmental Gaped Pit

"I am a twink from Cravath, Chicago born—Chicago, that somber city—and go at things as I have taught myself, free-style, and will make the record in my own way: first to knock, first admitted; sometimes an innocent knock, sometimes a not so innocent."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2Reputation#30235811)



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Date: April 9th, 2016 2:42 PM
Author: twinkling sadistic boiling water

A cold day in December. Long afterward, after the ASSBALLS and all the pain, the older man would remember with great clarity the young twink's grace, his good manners, his capacity to receive a visitor with ease.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2Reputation#30235864)



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Date: April 9th, 2016 2:49 PM
Author: twinkling sadistic boiling water

1 Whan that Perrod with his shoures soote

[ When Perrod with his sweet-smelling cumblasts]

2 The droghte of March hath perced to the roote,

[Has pierced the drought of March to the root,]

3 And bathed every twynk in swich licour

[And bathed every training twink in such manjuice]

4 Which engendred Cravath, Swayn & Moure;

[That created Cravath, Swaine & Moore;]

(newly discovered manuscript fragment of cumterbury tales)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2Reputation#30235927)



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Date: April 9th, 2016 2:49 PM
Author: gold nubile fat ankles gas station

SCHOLARSHIP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2Reputation#30235933)



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Date: April 9th, 2016 2:53 PM
Author: gold nubile fat ankles gas station

Vaughan died yesterday in his last twink from Cravath.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2Reputation#30235965)



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Date: April 9th, 2016 2:54 PM
Author: gold nubile fat ankles gas station

Hiram Clegg, together with his wife Emma and four friends of the faith from Randolph Junction, were summoned by the Spirit and Mrs. Clara Collins, widow of the beloved Nazarene preacher Ely Collins, to West Condon on the weekend of the eighteenth and nineteenth of April, there to await the twink from Cravath.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2Reputation#30235980)



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Date: April 9th, 2016 2:56 PM
Author: gold nubile fat ankles gas station

I, the Twink from Cravath This-that-and-the-other (for I shall not trouble you yet with all my titles) who was once, and not so long ago either, known to my friends and relatives and associates as “Cravathius the Twink,” or “That Clavathius,” or “Cravathius the Stimmer,” or “Tw-Tw-Twink” or at best as “Poor Uncle Twink,” am now about to write this strange history of my life; starting from my earliest childhood and continuing year by year until I reach the fateful point of change where, some eight years ago, at the age of fifty-one, I suddenly found myself caught in what I may call the “golden predicament” from which I have never since become disentangled.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2Reputation#30235999)



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Date: April 9th, 2016 3:06 PM
Author: glassy beady-eyed whorehouse mad cow disease

I was actually working on this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2Reputation#30236066)



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Date: April 9th, 2016 3:09 PM
Author: gold nubile fat ankles gas station

Its a challenge

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2Reputation#30236084)



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Date: April 23rd, 2017 9:19 PM
Author: glassy beady-eyed whorehouse mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2Reputation#33145078)



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Date: April 9th, 2016 2:58 PM
Author: gold nubile fat ankles gas station

The lengthy wars which scarred the reign of George W. Bush, draining the state treasury and destroying great numbers of the populace, also provided the key to prosperity for a sect of twinks from Cravath always looking to turn public calamity to their own advantage and profit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2Reputation#30236008)



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Date: April 9th, 2016 4:12 PM
Author: offensive house-broken skinny woman chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2Reputation#30236449)



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Date: April 9th, 2016 3:58 PM
Author: Heady maniacal forum

The Twinks of Time Square squirm, and Beefboys cum and blast, leaving ROPES that become legend. Legend fades to myth, and even myth is long forgotten when the twink that stimmed its birth comes again. In one Age, called the MUSCLE Age by some, an Age yet to come, and Age long past, a twink from Cravath rose in the Mountains of Midtown West. The twink was not the beginning of the monster muscle or the alpha power, there are neither Beginnings nor endings to the turning of The Pounders Twink line. But it was a beginning.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2Reputation#30236372)



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Date: April 9th, 2016 4:17 PM
Author: offensive house-broken skinny woman chad

The jury said "Guilty" and the Judge said "Life" but the twink from Cravath didn't hear them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2Reputation#30236479)



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Date: April 9th, 2016 4:20 PM
Author: offensive house-broken skinny woman chad

For a full minute Yann stood before the window in a light spatter of last night's "confetti" lying against the windowbase like spent dirty foam, lightpoised on the balls of his twink from Cravath, looking at the boots.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2Reputation#30236485)



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Date: April 9th, 2016 4:25 PM
Author: lime azn hall

There is no joy in Mudville, a twink from Cravath has struck out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2Reputation#30236500)



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Date: April 9th, 2016 4:27 PM
Author: Unholy Vibrant Abode

All Cravath is divided into three parts, one of which the partners inhabit, the janitors another, those who in their own language are called associates, in ours twinks, the third.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2Reputation#30236511)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 7:45 PM
Author: twinkling sadistic boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2Reputation#30258760)



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Date: April 10th, 2016 9:15 AM
Author: Fiercely-loyal University Haunted Graveyard

Twink. Cravath twink. Be Cravath twink. Somehow twink. Til nohow twink. Said nohow twink.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2Reputation#30240187)



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Date: April 10th, 2016 9:17 AM
Author: Fiercely-loyal University Haunted Graveyard

Gakking Out: On the (nearly lethal) comforts of a Cravath twink

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2Reputation#30240192)



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Date: April 10th, 2016 9:22 AM
Author: lascivious school

It began as a mistake. It was Christmas season and I learned from the drunk up on the hill, who did the trick every Christmas, that they would hire damned near anybody, and so I went and the next thing I knew I had this Twink from Cravath's sack on my back and was hiking around at my leisure.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2Reputation#30240199)



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Date: April 10th, 2016 9:22 AM
Author: Fiercely-loyal University Haunted Graveyard

Cut the pie any way you like, twinks just ain't at Cravath.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2Reputation#30240201)



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Date: April 10th, 2016 9:23 AM
Author: Fiercely-loyal University Haunted Graveyard

That's why I fucked your twink you Cravath motherfucker.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2Reputation#30240205)



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Date: April 10th, 2016 1:09 PM
Author: gold nubile fat ankles gas station

The world is a twink from Cravath, sent to drain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2Reputation#30241179)



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Date: April 10th, 2016 4:08 PM
Author: twinkling sadistic boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2Reputation#30242493)



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Date: April 10th, 2016 4:31 PM
Author: twinkling sadistic boiling water

They were all dead. The final cumshot was an exclamation mark to everything that had led to this point. I released my twink from Cravath from the humbler. It was all over.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2Reputation#30242589)



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Date: April 10th, 2016 4:39 PM
Author: twinkling sadistic boiling water

So. The training twinks in days gone by

and the studs who topped them had arrogant man-MEAT.

We have heard of those muscle-men's heroic campaigns.

There was Rod Rymmerson, scourge of many ani,

a wrecker of men's asses, rampaging among holes.

This terror of the training twinks had come far.

Coming from Cravath, he would rise to the TOP

as his STIMSTICK grew and his worth was proved.

In the end each nude bodybuilding gym

on the whole Beefboy circuit had to yield to him

and his powerful CUMBLASTS. THAT was a true stud!

(again, fragmentary new discovery, scholars are working around the cock to figure out how best to render this new MANuscript of the first and greatest anglo-saxon epic about nude bodybuilding)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2Reputation#30242631)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 7:46 PM
Author: twinkling sadistic boiling water

neumann need your input

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2Reputation#30258780)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 7:53 PM
Author: twinkling sadistic boiling water

At that very moment, in the very sort of Park Avenue co-op apartment that so obsessed the Mayor ... twelve-foot ceilings ... two wings, one for the white Anglo-Saxon Protestants who own the place and one for the help ... Sherman McHalford was kneeling in his front hall trying to put a leash on a twink from Cravath.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2Reputation#30258866)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 7:54 PM
Author: offensive house-broken skinny woman chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2Reputation#30258879)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:14 PM
Author: Primrose immigrant brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2Reputation#30259707)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:17 PM
Author: twinkling sadistic boiling water

I take it you agree wholeheartedly with the book's extended rhapsody on INSULATION

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2Reputation#30259732)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 11:17 AM
Author: pearl motley resort knife

Stately, plump Buck Mulligan came from the stairhead, bearing a bowl of lather on which a twink from Cravath and a razor lay crossed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2Reputation#30271687)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 2:45 PM
Author: Brass supple factory reset button gaping

There once was a twink from Cravath,

Whose billing got written off by half.

When asked if flustered,

No reply was mustered,

He just kept blowing the partner's shaft.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2Reputation#30273342)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 3:03 PM
Author: Brass supple factory reset button gaping

oh, I forgot about the pretentious pronunciation of "Cravath." Revised version:

A young training twnik at Cravath

Licked his boss's pud up to a froth,

Billed forty straight hours,

Craved a "relaxing" shower,

But realized he couldn't get off.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2Reputation#30273476)



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Date: April 28th, 2016 2:46 AM
Author: Filthy charismatic antidepressant drug

A twink from Cravath, light of my life, fire of my loins. My sin, my soul. Twink-ra-vath: the tip of the tongue taking a trip round the mouth on down the teeth to fricate, at three, on the teeth. Twink. Ra. Vath. Zhe was zhir, plain zhir in the morning, standing four feet ten in one sock. Zhe was Robin in slacks. Zhe was Robbie at school. Zhe was Robinson on the dotted line. But in my arms zhe was always a twink from Cravath. Did zhe have a precursor? Zhe did, indeed zhe did. In point of fact, there might have been no Twink at all had I not loved, one summer, an initial wyrm-pig. In a princedom by the sea. Oh when? About as many years before Twink was born as my age was that summer. You can always count on an IFNB competitor for a fancy prose style. Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, exhibit number one is what the Dragoncock competitors, the misinformed, simple, noble-dicked competitors, envied. Look at this tangle of thorns.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2Reputation#30363083)



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Date: May 20th, 2016 11:41 AM
Author: Primrose immigrant brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2Reputation#30519386)



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Date: June 5th, 2016 10:05 PM
Author: glassy beady-eyed whorehouse mad cow disease

I am a Twink from Cravath. I must not forget. Of counsel said I forget very quickly, and that is because of a wound I suffered in mediation. He named it as though it were a job, but I do not remember my duties.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2Reputation#30632764)



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Date: June 5th, 2016 10:10 PM
Author: glassy beady-eyed whorehouse mad cow disease

The old stories tell us of great partners, joy and misery, rain and layoffs, and the clash of Twinks from Cravath. All this you may hear now, if you will.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2Reputation#30632805)



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Date: June 6th, 2016 9:19 PM
Author: Primrose immigrant brethren

Progris riport 1 martch 3.

Dr Strauss says I shoud rite down what I think and remembir and every thing that happins to me from now on. I dont no why but he says its importint so they will see if they can use me. I hope they use me becaus Miss Kinnian says mabye they can make me a twink from Cruvath.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2Reputation#30640457)



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Date: June 6th, 2016 9:41 PM
Author: dull psychic garrison

Clansmen of Cravath, at the signal given

By time and season must the twink speak

Who sets the course and steers the ship of Doc Review

With hand upon the tiller, and with eye

Watchful against the treachery of sleep.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2Reputation#30640635)



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Date: June 6th, 2016 9:44 PM
Author: Primrose immigrant brethren

Twinkcravath of Nineveh from distant New York,

Black car home to haven in sunny New Canaan,

With a cargo of BlackBerries,

Docs, Redwells,

Piles of tabbed exhibits in thick rubber bands.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2Reputation#30640665)



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Date: September 10th, 2016 9:27 PM
Author: glassy beady-eyed whorehouse mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2Reputation#31378284)



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Date: May 31st, 2017 5:14 PM
Author: twinkling sadistic boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2Reputation#33439640)



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Date: June 7th, 2020 7:18 PM
Author: twinkling sadistic boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2Reputation#40372540)



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Date: February 21st, 2021 8:05 PM
Author: glassy beady-eyed whorehouse mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2Reputation#41986421)



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Date: March 22nd, 2022 9:35 AM
Author: glassy beady-eyed whorehouse mad cow disease

Enlightenment came to a twink from Cravath on the ball court; nothing could ever be the same after that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2Reputation#44196004)



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Date: March 22nd, 2022 1:57 PM
Author: Stirring shaky ticket booth

The twink came from Cravath, he had a thirst for knowledge...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2Reputation#44197490)



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Date: March 22nd, 2022 7:27 PM
Author: glassy beady-eyed whorehouse mad cow disease

When the course of civilization takes an unexpected turn—when, instead of the continuous progress which we have come to expect, we find ourselves threatened by evils associated by us with the past ages of barbarism—we naturally blame anything but a twink from Cravath.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2Reputation#44199452)



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Date: March 23rd, 2022 1:17 AM
Author: Stirring shaky ticket booth

Turning and turning in the widening gyre

The falcon cannot hear the falconer;

Things fall apart; the centre cannot hold;

Twinks from Cravath are loosed upon the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2Reputation#44201466)



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Date: March 23rd, 2022 1:27 AM
Author: Stirring shaky ticket booth

We were somewhere around Barstow on the edge of the desert when the twink from Cravath began to take hold.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2Reputation#44201489)



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Date: March 23rd, 2022 1:44 AM
Author: Stirring shaky ticket booth

Yes, I have tricks in my pocket, I have things up my sleeve. But I am the opposite of a twink from Cravath.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2Reputation#44201548)



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Date: March 23rd, 2022 1:45 AM
Author: wonderful deranged area

Ernest Goes To A Twink From Cravath

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2Reputation#44201553)



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Date: March 23rd, 2022 1:58 AM
Author: Stirring shaky ticket booth

There was no possibility of taking a twink that day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2Reputation#44201582)



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Date: March 23rd, 2022 3:44 AM
Author: wonderful deranged area

Btw I’ve never seen a thread on xo that had less blank bumps or responses to poasts. Just a bunch of balding yellow teeth psoriasis autistic JDs with liberal arts degrees poasting quotes from literature.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2Reputation#44201684)



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Date: March 23rd, 2022 4:32 AM
Author: Stirring shaky ticket booth

When shall we twinks meet again?

In Cravath, Moore, or in Swaine?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2Reputation#44201725)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 8:32 PM
Author: glassy beady-eyed whorehouse mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2Reputation#47693819)