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JPM eats huge silver short loss, goes way long the other way
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Date: December 29th, 2025 9:56 AM Author: concupiscible ape wtf
https://x.com/shanaka86/status/2005607704774180908?s=46 |
Date: December 29th, 2025 10:04 AM Author: anal hilarious keepsake machete dilemma Couldn't happen to a better group of kikes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815062&forum_id=2Reputation#49546805) |
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Date: December 29th, 2025 10:08 AM Author: concupiscible ape Jaime Dimon is Greek (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815062&forum_id=2Reputation#49546813) |
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Date: December 29th, 2025 10:45 AM Author: bespoke nudist public bath giraffe b. Hyman Dimon (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815062&forum_id=2Reputation#49546894) |
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Date: December 31st, 2025 10:35 PM Author: rusted clown Kevin O’Leary is Irish! ☘️ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815062&forum_id=2Reputation#49553474) |
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Date: December 29th, 2025 10:19 AM Author: Trip At-the-ready Range Voyeur If they were just holding silver for short periods, what's the problem, should still have made solid profits (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815062&forum_id=2Reputation#49546836) |
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Date: December 29th, 2025 10:30 AM Author: opaque twisted cuckoldry main people it's just some made up slop by an "australian" scammer (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815062&forum_id=2Reputation#49546863) |
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Date: December 29th, 2025 10:38 AM Author: Fluffy Passionate Generalized Bond New Version superior anglo culture! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815062&forum_id=2Reputation#49546876) |
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Date: December 29th, 2025 10:36 AM Author: impertinent wine abode Gaped by community notes. ljl @ claiming something is in a public document that's not actually there are you fat (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815062&forum_id=2Reputation#49546870) |
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Date: December 29th, 2025 10:42 AM Author: concupiscible ape Takes 24 hours to update. This just happened at 2:47 am (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815062&forum_id=2Reputation#49546887) |
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Date: December 29th, 2025 10:43 AM Author: tan jewess yarmulke you're a credulous retard for believing this regardless of the note (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815062&forum_id=2Reputation#49546890) |
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Date: December 29th, 2025 10:44 AM Author: Fluffy Passionate Generalized Bond New Version (jamie dimon, panicking) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815062&forum_id=2Reputation#49546891) |
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Date: December 29th, 2025 10:54 AM Author: concupiscible ape (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815062&forum_id=2Reputation#49546924) |
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Date: December 29th, 2025 10:44 AM Author: impertinent wine abode So you are fat (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815062&forum_id=2Reputation#49546892) |
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Date: December 30th, 2025 6:33 PM Author: impertinent wine abode It's been 24 hours, where's the update (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815062&forum_id=2Reputation#49550753) |
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Date: January 1st, 2026 8:54 AM Author: concupiscible ape this thread was hysteria flame (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815062&forum_id=2Reputation#49553789) |
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Date: December 29th, 2025 10:42 AM Author: tan jewess yarmulke the internet has made people so fucking stupid it's insane.
how do people see some no-name idiot on twitter breaking major financial news with the source being a *public document* and believe it? it would be breaking news across the world if a "systemically important bank" "broke every covenant." and why would that come out in a public report, wouldn't the story have broke when this bank defaulted on its obligations?
PEOPLE ARE SO FUCKING DUMB! |
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Date: December 29th, 2025 10:50 AM Author: impertinent wine abode The counterparties were really cool about not making a big deal about it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815062&forum_id=2Reputation#49546912) |
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Date: December 29th, 2025 10:53 AM Author: tan jewess yarmulke "yeah bro we'll let it slide. i will have to put this in our 10-Q but i can probz just redact your firm's name, it's nbd." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815062&forum_id=2Reputation#49546923) |
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Date: December 29th, 2025 10:55 AM Author: Fluffy Passionate Generalized Bond New Version tbf, they were kind of fucked. once jpm breached the covenant of continued, valid existence there was nobody left to go after. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815062&forum_id=2Reputation#49546931) |
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Date: December 29th, 2025 11:00 AM Author: Dead Church Yeah they’re supposed to just Predict things, not poast things that can be refuted. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815062&forum_id=2Reputation#49546951) |
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Date: December 31st, 2025 11:02 PM Author: buck-toothed puce office you fell for AI slop writing like a week ago and called it poast of the year
they updated Basel 3 to count gold as liquidity in July without anyone hearing about it. same with ending quantitative tightening earlier this month. doesn't seem that crazy to me |
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Date: December 29th, 2025 8:17 PM Author: Orchid Well-lubricated Whorehouse Roommate https://x.com/i/status/2005774711246991574 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815062&forum_id=2Reputation#49548366) |
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Date: December 31st, 2025 10:21 PM Author: Orchid Well-lubricated Whorehouse Roommate https://x.com/i/status/2006497168455250199 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815062&forum_id=2Reputation#49553466) |
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Date: December 31st, 2025 10:43 PM Author: zippy sandwich kitty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5815062&forum_id=2Reputation#49553485) |