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Never forget: Martin Lawrence's SNL monologue 1994

http://snltranscripts.jt.org/93/93nmono.phtml "I'm s...
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hairraiser territorial pisswyrm
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lol at white womyn
sickened internal respiration immigrant
  10/10/12
What a 180, I wish I could see the video
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http://www.hulu.com/watch/272133
cocky theater
  10/10/12
dude was insane. too bad Martin was a legit 180 show for th...
rebellious trust fund piazza
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Indeed it was. Damn, Gina. Apparently Martin had a serious t...
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cant blame him...so hard bro...so hard....
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"I'm watching douche commercials on television, and I'm...
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It wasn’t from what I recall. I think the network cut ...
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Jon Hamm referenced this incident when he hosted SNL. htt...
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180
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Date: October 9th, 2012 3:16 PM
Author: hairraiser territorial pisswyrm

http://snltranscripts.jt.org/93/93nmono.phtml

"I'm single, I'm a single man, I don't have nobody, I'm looking for somebody and- but I'm meeting a lot of women out there, and you got some beautiful women, but you got some out there that, uh, I gotta say somethin'. Um... some of you are not washing your ass properly."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2Reputation#21749605)



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Date: October 9th, 2012 11:37 PM
Author: hairraiser territorial pisswyrm



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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:19 AM
Author: hairraiser territorial pisswyrm



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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:21 AM
Author: sickened internal respiration immigrant

lol at white womyn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2Reputation#21755138)



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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:27 AM
Author: concupiscible aggressive brunch multi-billionaire

What a 180, I wish I could see the video

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2Reputation#21755170)



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Date: October 10th, 2012 1:22 PM
Author: cocky theater

http://www.hulu.com/watch/272133

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2Reputation#21755971)



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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:38 AM
Author: rebellious trust fund piazza

dude was insane. too bad Martin was a legit 180 show for the first couple of seasons.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2Reputation#21755258)



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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:40 AM
Author: Dashing nowag son of senegal

Indeed it was. Damn, Gina. Apparently Martin had a serious thing for her and creeper her the fuck out. Which you can see openly each time they kiss.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2Reputation#21755279)



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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:42 AM
Author: rebellious trust fund piazza

cant blame him...so hard bro...so hard....

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2Reputation#21755291)



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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:49 AM
Author: mind-boggling jet-lagged toilet seat chapel

"I'm watching douche commercials on television, and I'm wonderin' if some of you are reading the instructions. I don't think so. Y'know, 'cause I'm getting with some of the ladies, smelling odors, going "Wait a minute. (gestures with index finger) Girl, smell this! This you! Smell yourself, girl. Smell yourself! I tell a woman in a minute, douche! douche! Some women don't like when you tell them that, when you straightforward with them. "Douche!" They, (imitating woman) "Forget you! You cannot douche all the time, you're gonna wash all the natural juices out the body." I say, well, I dont give a damn what you do, put a Tic-Tac in your ass. Put a Cert in your ass. Oh, oh, y'know, this look like a good damn place for a Stick-up up in your ass. I'm sorry, y'all. You got to wash properly"

wow. it's amazing that this was aired on national television.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2Reputation#21755336)



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Date: May 15th, 2023 12:05 AM
Author: Laughsome Fantasy-prone Senate

It wasn’t from what I recall. I think the network cut out in the middle of it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2Reputation#46312473)



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Date: August 31st, 2026 11:36 PM
Author: Ass Problems



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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:51 AM
Author: hairraiser territorial pisswyrm

Jon Hamm referenced this incident when he hosted SNL.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-7OUBuPVGU

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2Reputation#21755346)



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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:58 AM
Author: vivacious learning disabled sandwich double fault

tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2Reputation#21755408)



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Date: October 10th, 2012 1:30 PM
Author: disgusting sienna telephone

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2Reputation#21756018)



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Date: October 29th, 2012 3:07 PM
Author: dun self-absorbed resort

awesome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2Reputation#21916181)



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Date: May 14th, 2023 11:56 PM
Author: 180 Azure Tanning Salon Cuck



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Date: October 29th, 2012 3:10 PM
Author: Peach Frozen Stock Car

these women probably have Trichomoniasis

"Females may experience:

A bad-smelling discharge from the vagina

Vaginal burning and itching

Worsening of symptoms with menstruation"

Read more: http://www.philly.com/philly/blogs/healthy_kids/Trich-This-Sexually-Transmitted-Disease-is-No-Treat.html



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2Reputation#21916221)



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Date: October 29th, 2012 3:13 PM
Author: Milky circlehead bbw

Redd Foxx was doing the same act 40 years ago.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uldt6Y-CE3s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2Reputation#21916260)



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Date: May 15th, 2023 12:12 AM
Author: mahogany principal's office

18000000000

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Date: May 15th, 2023 1:05 AM
Author: galvanic garrison

You know, some women’ll let you go down, you know what I’m sayin’, knowin’ they got a yeast infection. (Some audience disgust) I’m sorry. Sorry. Come up with dough all on your damn lip… Got a bagel and a croissant on your lip. “Anybody got any butter?” I like jelly on mine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2Reputation#46312590)



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Date: May 15th, 2023 1:44 AM
Author: doobsian home haunted graveyard

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2Reputation#46312629)



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Date: May 15th, 2023 11:53 AM
Author: bright bat-shit-crazy becky location



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Date: February 1st, 2026 7:10 PM
Author: bright bat-shit-crazy becky location



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Date: February 1st, 2026 7:14 PM
Author: alcoholic dingle berry heaven



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