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35 y/o ibanker dies after 100 hour work week makes his heart explode (nypost)
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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:10 AM Author: Comical hilarious juggernaut stage https://nypost.com/2024/05/09/business/wall-street-bankers-death-ignites-anger-at-long-workweeks-could-prompt-walkout/ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2Reputation#47649970) |
Date: May 10th, 2024 4:32 AM Author: lavender windowlicker it was the jewish heart attack jab he was forced to get in the military that exploded his heart, actually.
inshallah yours is next. |
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Date: May 10th, 2024 11:01 PM Author: at-the-ready domesticated roast beef persian Yeah I was gonna say. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2Reputation#47652384) |
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Date: May 11th, 2024 11:06 PM Author: Comical hilarious juggernaut stage throw some good poasts into the mix every once in a while queer (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2Reputation#47654833) |
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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:36 AM Author: Razzle home Faggots. I’ve worked 80-100 hour weeks for like 14 years straight and I’m fine and have four kids on top. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2Reputation#47649973) |
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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:00 PM Author: Geriatric ape No (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2Reputation#47651345) |
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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:00 PM Author: Tantric turdskin ur barely literate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2Reputation#47651347) |
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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:01 PM Author: Geriatric ape 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2Reputation#47651348) |
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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:08 PM Author: Odious erotic mediation Yeah, guys, let's all imitate AREreptile and his GREAT life (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2Reputation#47651366) |
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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:12 PM Author: Geriatric ape 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2Reputation#47651383) |
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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:17 PM Author: costumed dark dog poop multi-billionaire the man owns multiple properties (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2Reputation#47651406) |
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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:23 PM Author: nubile shitlib This is not true or possible given the amount of time you post on here--and that's even assuming it were possible for compliance monkeys to work such hours. (Hint: it's not.) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2Reputation#47651425) |
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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:24 PM Author: Geriatric ape 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2Reputation#47651429) |
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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:26 PM Author: costumed dark dog poop multi-billionaire They used to keep him locked up in the compliance cage on the trading floor through both domestic and international market hours. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2Reputation#47651436) |
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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:42 PM Author: Beady-eyed fantasy-prone shrine mad-dog skullcap enjoy death age 47. we'll get together then, you know we'll have a good time then. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2Reputation#47651511) |
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Date: May 10th, 2024 6:18 PM Author: mustard sadistic toilet seat seems unlikely
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Date: May 12th, 2024 8:23 AM Author: apoplectic appetizing marketing idea gunner lol this is the most unbelievable horseshit you have posted. And yes I’m aware that you claim to have been an associate in Quinn Emanuel’s “matrimonial law” practice and that bullshit about you inventing a financial services product.
Btw, your claim to work this much is a self-own in light of the fact that we all know you’re a 250k in-house compliance loser. |
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Date: May 10th, 2024 3:59 PM Author: Comical hilarious juggernaut stage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2Reputation#47651342) |
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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:13 PM Author: salmon exciting hunting ground This story dropped on a forum, then reddit, then xo before it got into the news. The real story is how it got buried for so long. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2Reputation#47651391) |
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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:14 PM Author: bull headed sticky piazza they still do that shit? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2Reputation#47651394) |
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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:25 PM Author: misunderstood ruddy sound barrier electric furnace Such is the Nature of the Assignment. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2Reputation#47651434) |
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Date: May 11th, 2024 12:20 AM Author: Racy Sooty Indian Lodge (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2Reputation#47652666) |
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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:28 PM Author: iridescent excitant generalized bond UMB - Heartland merger comps don't format themselves (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2Reputation#47651442) |
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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:39 PM Author: Odious erotic mediation because people still do it. Gotta get ahead and if the other guy is working 80 hours, welp better get your act together. People like AREreptile brag about this-- they see it as a manly or even moral signifier. Sad! |
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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:42 PM Author: Geriatric ape 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2Reputation#47651510) |
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Date: May 11th, 2024 11:43 PM Author: Deep stain Trapped in a race to the bottom with all the other bootlickers (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2Reputation#47654893) |
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Date: May 12th, 2024 8:52 AM Author: very tactful jet parlour It only started with Gen X iirc. In the 90s, ibanker associates worked 100 hours/week while Partners Golfed. There was a case study on this for my MBA. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2Reputation#47655213) |
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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:25 PM Author: misunderstood ruddy sound barrier electric furnace *cue https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=87ODfNr6JGk as his coffin is carried to his grave Navy SEAL-style by fellow Associates and Colleagues*
*meanwhile In-House Lawyers wearing nothing but diaper, doing the 21 Pen Clicking Salute in perfect and impeccable cadence* |
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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:51 PM Author: brindle striped hyena hell whether you die on the battlefield as a Green Beret or at your desk making Mort rich, you die for Israel (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2Reputation#47651537) |
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Date: May 12th, 2024 11:15 AM Author: Spruce electric potus (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2Reputation#47655505) |
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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:52 PM Author: Razzle-dazzle Sienna Bbw he must have had a genetic defect (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2Reputation#47651538) |
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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:56 PM Author: honey-headed patrolman Ten years of safe steroid use on an ODA (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2Reputation#47651547) |
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Date: May 10th, 2024 5:02 PM Author: Citrine double fault orchestra pit Meh shit happens. If people don’t wanna risk what happened go work at Starbucks. If you wanna make $200k a year then learn to manage your stress first. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2Reputation#47651573) |
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Date: May 10th, 2024 5:17 PM Author: Tantric turdskin On balance, in b-GLURGHHHFLG *thud* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2Reputation#47651641) |
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Date: May 10th, 2024 5:24 PM Author: underhanded arousing organic girlfriend rehab (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2Reputation#47651649) |
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Date: May 10th, 2024 6:10 PM Author: Curious carnelian gay wizard space (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2Reputation#47651744) |
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Date: May 11th, 2024 11:22 PM Author: misunderstood ruddy sound barrier electric furnace (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2Reputation#47654858) |
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Date: May 10th, 2024 5:32 PM Author: Geriatric ape Kike! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2Reputation#47651662) |
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Date: May 10th, 2024 6:00 PM Author: Razzle home At 35 this dude was making more like ~$400-450k so cry me a river about his stress. He only made 8.5x what the average person makes. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2Reputation#47651727) |
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Date: May 12th, 2024 7:39 AM Author: Sable Diverse Gaming Laptop he was an associate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2Reputation#47655173) |
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Date: May 12th, 2024 11:43 AM Author: impertinent prole (xo 2024) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2Reputation#47655563) |
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Date: May 10th, 2024 6:19 PM Author: rose temple If you can't defend against the 100 hour exploding heart technique, you have no business in the big leagues (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2Reputation#47651755) |
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Date: May 11th, 2024 11:23 PM Author: salmon exciting hunting ground (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2Reputation#47654860) |
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Date: May 10th, 2024 11:04 PM Author: Bat-shit-crazy Drab Theatre His widow is the type of woman Doodikoff should be trying to date. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2Reputation#47652393) |
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Date: May 11th, 2024 2:51 AM Author: Overrated Fragrant Degenerate Pistol Dude made the ultimate sacrifice to make sure that deal got over the goal line. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2Reputation#47652769) |
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Date: May 11th, 2024 11:49 PM Author: impertinent prole Asked this before in the other thread but nobody answered.
What is the actual work product guys like this are producing in their 100 hours each week? Some sort of spreadsheet of costs/valuations? Powerpoint slides? Negotiating terms of the deal back and forth with the counterparties? ELI5. |
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Date: May 11th, 2024 11:57 PM Author: Chestnut Cruise Ship Cuck probably something like friday night fire drill citation checking faggotry but the equivalent of that on a powerpoint instead of a word doc. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2Reputation#47654898) |
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Date: May 12th, 2024 12:02 AM Author: impertinent prole Who is the audience for the powerpoint? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2Reputation#47654899) |
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Date: May 12th, 2024 12:31 AM Author: Comical hilarious juggernaut stage probably no one (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2Reputation#47654923) |
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Date: May 12th, 2024 11:40 AM Author: Curious carnelian gay wizard space (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2Reputation#47655560) |
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Date: May 12th, 2024 7:59 AM Author: Shivering rigpig This the part that doesn’t make sense to me. I just don’t think I’d do it. Just work M-F (occasional Saturday) and if that’s not enough then they would have to fire me. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2Reputation#47655176) |
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Date: May 12th, 2024 6:40 AM Author: sinister hateful mad cow disease To work 100 hours per week, you would have 4 hours left to: (1) sleep, (2) eat, (3) shower, (4) rest, (5) whatever else, socialize, talk to family, etc.
So basically he had to go without eating/sleeping/showering for several days or weeks. |
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Date: May 12th, 2024 8:26 AM Author: impertinent prole (not a math masterman) 24 * 7 = 168 hours in a week 100 hours of work 168-100 = 68 hours left 68/7 = over 9.5 hours remaining every day for sleeping, eating, showering, commuting, etc. |
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Date: May 12th, 2024 9:09 AM Author: very tactful jet parlour He forgot about weekends is all (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2Reputation#47655255) |
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Date: May 12th, 2024 9:40 AM Author: sinister hateful mad cow disease I assumed he was working M-F. It is doable, unless you're under a shitload of stress. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2Reputation#47655303) |
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Date: May 12th, 2024 12:06 PM Author: very tactful jet parlour That's a really stupid assumption imo. Anyone working 70+ hours a week is going to have some shit bleed into the weekend. 100 hour weeks in white collar jobs are usually "performative" ime and a lot of it is about ingratiating yourself to your Betters. One of the exceptions is in Game Development where there is a Crunch Time in the months before release. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2Reputation#47655590) |
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Date: May 12th, 2024 11:18 AM Author: henna metal locus Eating is included in the 100 hours of “work” almost certainly. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2Reputation#47655517) |
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Date: May 12th, 2024 9:43 AM Author: Learning Disabled Crystalline Blood Rage that guy looks 50 in his work pic (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2Reputation#47655310) |
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Date: May 12th, 2024 12:13 PM Author: very tactful jet parlour What does "looking 50" even mean if a critical mass of youngish white people "look 50" according to azns on the internet? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2Reputation#47655598) |
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Date: May 12th, 2024 9:51 AM Author: apoplectic appetizing marketing idea gunner bill ackman donated 10k to some gofundme for this guy. really generous! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2Reputation#47655324) |
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Date: May 12th, 2024 11:44 AM Author: Shivering rigpig (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2Reputation#47655570) |