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Hypo: $40k tax free but you must eat 6 mozzarella sticks daily for a year

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Honey-headed Public Bath Candlestick Maker
  07/06/25
come on man, that is one meal
bright useless brakes base
  07/06/25
It’s only $40k, not a large amount of money but it&rsq...
Honey-headed Public Bath Candlestick Maker
  07/06/25
how many hours do you work to actually net 40k?
bright useless brakes base
  07/06/25
Idk like 3 days of work
Honey-headed Public Bath Candlestick Maker
  07/06/25
do i have to find them myself or are they provided somehow?
Opaque persian market
  07/06/25
If you go into a bathroom and turn the lights off and yell &...
Honey-headed Public Bath Candlestick Maker
  07/06/25
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glittery step-uncle's house
  07/06/25
18000000000000
Bossy Whorehouse
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Vibrant Milky Plaza
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Opaque persian market
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Razzmatazz jet psychic stage
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Galvanic yarmulke toaster
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contagious alcoholic pozpig church
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topaz really tough guy
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Charismatic Dull Marketing Idea
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irate digit ratio stead
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emerald marvelous stag film
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Autistic nighttime corner
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mustard piazza
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sick green cruise ship
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thriller tanning salon sweet tailpipe
  07/12/25
Can I accept this multiple times concurrently? Like, can I u...
Vibrant Milky Plaza
  07/06/25
realistically isn't this just breakfast for some psycho that...
bright useless brakes base
  07/06/25
I am being entirely serious. If I could up this to 24 sticks...
Vibrant Milky Plaza
  07/06/25
These are the fried ones like you get from a bar, not just a...
Honey-headed Public Bath Candlestick Maker
  07/06/25
Yep. I'll make it work. There weren't any stipulations about...
Vibrant Milky Plaza
  07/06/25
I think I'd tap out at 12 but I don't think I'd struggle wit...
bright useless brakes base
  07/06/25
Every extra 6 gets you $20k more
Honey-headed Public Bath Candlestick Maker
  07/06/25
I'll take 24 sticks a day.
Vibrant Milky Plaza
  07/06/25
that's 3,600 calories you will be disco-sized by the end.
Transparent library
  07/07/25
Not with 2-3 hours of cardio a day
Vibrant Milky Plaza
  07/07/25
do i have to source the sticks myself? idk that this is wor...
Violent motley national
  07/06/25
This is RFK Jr., your Secretary of Health and Human Services...
beta gaping alpha
  07/06/25
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thriller tanning salon sweet tailpipe
  07/14/25
40k seems steep but mozzarella sticks are 180, so ok
Galvanic yarmulke toaster
  07/06/25
This one is close, but the lack of sales tax makes it worth ...
wonderful narrow-minded main people
  07/07/25
upping it to 12/18/24/etc is tcq
disturbing trust fund patrolman
  07/07/25
if they are burger king sized rinky dink ones yes. if they a...
topaz really tough guy
  07/07/25
Can I request them baked instead if fried? Are they kosher?
zombie-like gold feces dingle berry
  07/07/25
They are whatever the Trader Joe’s mozzarella sticks a...
Honey-headed Public Bath Candlestick Maker
  07/07/25
serving size 3 pieces(77g) calories per serving 260 ...
Transparent library
  07/07/25
It’s not but having them 365 days in a row would be te...
Honey-headed Public Bath Candlestick Maker
  07/07/25
they're not kosher. how does that work for me?
zombie-like gold feces dingle berry
  07/07/25
you're indian why do you care?
Transparent library
  07/07/25
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irate digit ratio stead
  07/07/25
veddy veddy not kosher
zombie-like gold feces dingle berry
  07/07/25
cheese and breadcrumbs isn't kosher? wtf is wrong with you ...
disturbing trust fund patrolman
  07/09/25
you need to pay a (((rabbi))) to magically make things (((ko...
Transparent library
  07/09/25
I was at a farmer's market in NJ where some religious Jews w...
irate digit ratio stead
  07/11/25
prole tell: thinking kosher means a rabbi blesses the food. ...
zombie-like gold feces dingle berry
  07/11/25
Yeah, that was a point of discussion, but he noted that in d...
irate digit ratio stead
  07/11/25
are you retarded? kosher certification has literally nothing...
zombie-like gold feces dingle berry
  07/11/25
I'm retelling a conversation I overheard. I didn't get the ...
irate digit ratio stead
  07/13/25
so you're transmitting like 4th degree hearsay about somethi...
zombie-like gold feces dingle berry
  07/13/25
most cheese is not kosher because of animal rennets. if you ...
zombie-like gold feces dingle berry
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Galvanic yarmulke toaster
  07/07/25
No 40k for you
irate digit ratio stead
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Honey-headed Public Bath Candlestick Maker
  07/08/25
Your god is dumb as shit. Just do one of your regular tricks...
self-absorbed laser beams
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Vibrant Milky Plaza
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irate digit ratio stead
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Honey-headed Public Bath Candlestick Maker
  07/09/25
based on the TJ's mozz sticks nutrition facts, you'd get 74%...
plum location
  07/09/25
define 'sticks'
Provocative range
  07/11/25
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Honey-headed Public Bath Candlestick Maker
  07/12/25
I'd do 30 sticks. Everyday. Then I'd take my $43,800,000 and...
trip ape hissy fit
  07/13/25


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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:37 PM
Author: Honey-headed Public Bath Candlestick Maker



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:38 PM
Author: bright useless brakes base

come on man, that is one meal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Reputation#49077691)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:49 PM
Author: Honey-headed Public Bath Candlestick Maker

It’s only $40k, not a large amount of money but it’s very inconvenient and an unhealthy meal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Reputation#49077705)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:52 PM
Author: bright useless brakes base

how many hours do you work to actually net 40k?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Reputation#49077713)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:54 PM
Author: Honey-headed Public Bath Candlestick Maker

Idk like 3 days of work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Reputation#49077723)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:50 PM
Author: Opaque persian market

do i have to find them myself or are they provided somehow?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Reputation#49077706)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: Honey-headed Public Bath Candlestick Maker

If you go into a bathroom and turn the lights off and yell “take me away, take me away to the cheesy shores of cheddar bay” when you turn the lights back on a basket of 6 mozzarella sticks with a side of marinara sauce will appear in the sink

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Reputation#49077730)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 11:50 PM
Author: glittery step-uncle's house



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:05 AM
Author: Bossy Whorehouse

18000000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Reputation#49077861)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:08 AM
Author: Vibrant Milky Plaza



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:04 AM
Author: Opaque persian market



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:06 AM
Author: Razzmatazz jet psychic stage



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:20 AM
Author: Galvanic yarmulke toaster



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:35 AM
Author: contagious alcoholic pozpig church



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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:39 AM
Author: topaz really tough guy



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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: Charismatic Dull Marketing Idea



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:20 AM
Author: irate digit ratio stead



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:36 PM
Author: emerald marvelous stag film



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:35 AM
Author: Autistic nighttime corner



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: Provocative range



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:02 PM
Author: mustard piazza



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:05 PM
Author: sick green cruise ship



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Date: July 12th, 2025 12:13 PM
Author: thriller tanning salon sweet tailpipe



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:50 PM
Author: Vibrant Milky Plaza

Can I accept this multiple times concurrently? Like, can I up it to 12 for $80k?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Reputation#49077707)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:53 PM
Author: bright useless brakes base

realistically isn't this just breakfast for some psycho that is trying to go crazy at the gym? idk if you're being sarcastic but it seems pretty doable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Reputation#49077716)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: Vibrant Milky Plaza

I am being entirely serious. If I could up this to 24 sticks a day for $160k I would do it in a heartbeat.

I could literally do all of that in one meal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Reputation#49077727)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: Honey-headed Public Bath Candlestick Maker

These are the fried ones like you get from a bar, not just a cheese stick brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Reputation#49077732)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:57 PM
Author: Vibrant Milky Plaza

Yep. I'll make it work. There weren't any stipulations about how I had to consume them, just that I had to. If I'm really struggling I'll throw them in a food processor or a blender to make things easier.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Reputation#49077734)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:58 PM
Author: bright useless brakes base

I think I'd tap out at 12 but I don't think I'd struggle with that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Reputation#49077738)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: Honey-headed Public Bath Candlestick Maker

Every extra 6 gets you $20k more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Reputation#49077725)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: Vibrant Milky Plaza

I'll take 24 sticks a day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Reputation#49077729)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 9:07 AM
Author: Transparent library

that's 3,600 calories you will be disco-sized by the end.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Reputation#49078404)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: Vibrant Milky Plaza

Not with 2-3 hours of cardio a day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Reputation#49078900)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: Violent motley national

do i have to source the sticks myself?

idk that this is worth 40k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Reputation#49077726)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 11:10 PM
Author: beta gaping alpha

This is RFK Jr., your Secretary of Health and Human Services. The Department is monitoring responses to this poast to find the CR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Reputation#49077755)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 12:39 AM
Author: thriller tanning salon sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Reputation#49099448)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 11:36 PM
Author: Galvanic yarmulke toaster

40k seems steep but mozzarella sticks are 180, so ok

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Reputation#49077803)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 5:25 AM
Author: wonderful narrow-minded main people

This one is close, but the lack of sales tax makes it worth it, assuming the mozzarella sticks are fresh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Reputation#49078180)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:37 AM
Author: disturbing trust fund patrolman

upping it to 12/18/24/etc is tcq

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Reputation#49078353)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:42 AM
Author: topaz really tough guy

if they are burger king sized rinky dink ones yes. if they are restaurant sized big boys no. cost to heart health not worth the 40k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Reputation#49078365)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 9:01 AM
Author: zombie-like gold feces dingle berry

Can I request them baked instead if fried? Are they kosher?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Reputation#49078386)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:18 AM
Author: Honey-headed Public Bath Candlestick Maker

They are whatever the Trader Joe’s mozzarella sticks are in terms of size and nutrition

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Reputation#49078730)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:20 AM
Author: Transparent library

serving size

3 pieces(77g)

calories per serving

260

So only 520 calories? That's not terrible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Reputation#49078733)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: Honey-headed Public Bath Candlestick Maker

It’s not but having them 365 days in a row would be terrible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Reputation#49078738)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:26 AM
Author: zombie-like gold feces dingle berry

they're not kosher. how does that work for me?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Reputation#49078743)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: Transparent library

you're indian why do you care?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Reputation#49078752)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:23 PM
Author: irate digit ratio stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Reputation#49078876)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: zombie-like gold feces dingle berry

veddy veddy not kosher

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Reputation#49078879)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:15 AM
Author: disturbing trust fund patrolman

cheese and breadcrumbs isn't kosher? wtf is wrong with you ppl?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Reputation#49085417)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:32 AM
Author: Transparent library

you need to pay a (((rabbi))) to magically make things (((kosher))) and Trader Joes is too cheap to do that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Reputation#49085446)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:47 PM
Author: irate digit ratio stead

I was at a farmer's market in NJ where some religious Jews were giving some NJ honey farmer grief because he didn't pay a rabbi to bless his honey. He explained that he looked into it and didn't think it made any sense whatsoever since there are no real requirements other than the rabbi blessing his honey and the stuff that matters like how the honey was made wasn't the area of their attention at all. You can feed the bees total shit like corn syrup and they would still make it Kosher as long as you paid them, while he put in the work to make premium honey and they dgaf. It was hilarious seeing this Italian bro argue with these Jews that their entire system is bullshit and that his family ran their apiary for generations and that their religion isn't substantive. This Jewish woman took offense at this but he wasn't having it and suggested they go somewhere else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Reputation#49093436)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:55 PM
Author: zombie-like gold feces dingle berry

prole tell: thinking kosher means a rabbi blesses the food.

it's amazing how many prole goyim think this. any goy who has been around jews knows that kosher means the product is what it purports to be and doesnt contain improper non-kosher additives

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Reputation#49093467)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:58 PM
Author: irate digit ratio stead

Yeah, that was a point of discussion, but he noted that in discussions with the rabbis at no point did they gaf about how the honey was made. They were like "do you add anything" he said "no" and they were like ok, this just needs to be blessed. He pointed that out to the Jews who dismissed this and noted that this was about respecting their religion and he pointed out that their religion doesn't result in better honey.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Reputation#49093474)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:07 PM
Author: zombie-like gold feces dingle berry

are you retarded? kosher certification has literally nothing to do with blessing anything. there are no blessings. i dont know wtf ur babbling about regarding honey and who youre talking about bc i didnt read ur tl;dr, but i just know ur babbling and talking out of ur ass.

kosher is a certification. the kosher agency is putting their stamp of approval that the product is what it purports to be and doesnt have non-kosher ingredients. simple as that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Reputation#49093509)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 8:37 PM
Author: irate digit ratio stead

I'm retelling a conversation I overheard. I didn't get the contact info for the orthodox Jews so that other Jews like you could get in contact with them at a later date to argue about their understanding of Kosher rules. Sorry about that.

I'm not even Jewish so I don't really know or care about this level of detail.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Reputation#49098817)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 11:13 PM
Author: zombie-like gold feces dingle berry

so you're transmitting like 4th degree hearsay about something you dont know jack shit about? got it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Reputation#49099230)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:57 PM
Author: zombie-like gold feces dingle berry

most cheese is not kosher because of animal rennets. if you go to the grocery store, only 1% of the cheeses are kosher

https://oukosher.org/blog/consumer-kosher/say-cheese/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Reputation#49093472)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 4:17 PM
Author: Galvanic yarmulke toaster



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: irate digit ratio stead

No 40k for you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Reputation#49078877)



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Date: July 8th, 2025 11:22 PM
Author: Honey-headed Public Bath Candlestick Maker



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:30 AM
Author: self-absorbed laser beams

Your god is dumb as shit. Just do one of your regular tricks like eat them in the dark or under an umbrella or something so he doesn't even notice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Reputation#49085438)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Vibrant Milky Plaza



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: irate digit ratio stead



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Date: July 9th, 2025 4:10 PM
Author: Honey-headed Public Bath Candlestick Maker



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Date: July 9th, 2025 4:38 PM
Author: plum location

based on the TJ's mozz sticks nutrition facts, you'd get 74% of your saturated fat from these little fuckers per day

4 PINNOCHI'S-O. NOT WORTH IT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Reputation#49087406)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: Provocative range

define 'sticks'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Reputation#49093479)



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Date: July 12th, 2025 12:11 PM
Author: Honey-headed Public Bath Candlestick Maker



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Date: July 13th, 2025 11:18 PM
Author: trip ape hissy fit

I'd do 30 sticks. Everyday. Then I'd take my $43,800,000 and put it in trusts for my kids so they would be taken care of.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Reputation#49099235)