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What is the difference between Lisa Rowe and a pizza?

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spruce quadroon theater
  08/14/13
tell me
unhinged mischievous center azn
  08/14/13
After a felon who did not graduate from high school drops th...
spruce quadroon theater
  08/14/13
lol tyft
Cobalt Buck-toothed Turdskin School
  08/14/13
This is like 180 gold with no recognition.
stirring rusted old irish cottage
  12/28/13
Today, it is recognized as gold my brother. 180
mustard orchestra pit trump supporter
  12/28/13
fucking lol
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Maize Set
  05/12/15
so underrated
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Quality Learing Center alumnus
  01/11/26
it's enjoyable to fuck a pizza
Greedy wrinkle
  08/14/13
When I order a pizza, it doesn't arrive at my doorstep cover...
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  08/14/13
lmao
unhinged mischievous center azn
  05/12/15
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metal jew
  12/11/24
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big disrespectful clown
  12/11/24
a promptly delivered pizza can fetch $12
Greedy wrinkle
  08/14/13
Pizzas don't suck cock for a small bag of meth
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Cobalt Buck-toothed Turdskin School
  08/14/13
When you are done eating a pizza, you have not consumed a ne...
spruce quadroon theater
  08/14/13
To be fair, (Guy who doesn't ENGAGE THE PIZZA TRACKER)
bespoke yarmulke partner
  08/14/13
When a pizzas gets cold it does not mean that it went into c...
spruce quadroon theater
  08/14/13
When you share a pizza with your friends it does not inform ...
spruce quadroon theater
  08/14/13
When you are finished with a pizza it does not ask if it can...
spruce quadroon theater
  08/14/13
weird blob of shit from another dimension
zombie-like concupiscible den elastic band
  08/14/13
rofl
unhinged mischievous center azn
  08/14/13
180
Jet-lagged parlour background story
  08/14/13
rofl
Soul-stirring People Who Are Hurt Headpube
  08/14/13
took a few attempts but 180
Apoplectic new version
  08/14/13
lol
silver associate
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Arrogant insecure spot
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embarrassed to the bone half-breed idea he suggested
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Rambunctious stage regret
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fishy shivering chapel mexican
  08/14/13
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Cobalt Buck-toothed Turdskin School
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fishy shivering chapel mexican
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The ignorant teenagers who made the pizza were not blackout ...
spruce quadroon theater
  08/14/13
Pizzas don't grab their ankles when Tyrone barks at them
maroon aromatic toaster preventive strike
  08/14/13
I'm not afraid of the pizza's box.
fishy shivering chapel mexican
  08/14/13
best of thread
zombie-like concupiscible den elastic band
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godawful organic girlfriend patrolman
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big disrespectful clown
  12/11/24
Criminally underrated
big disrespectful clown
  12/11/24
If you have a few beers with the pizza it won't start crying...
spruce quadroon theater
  08/14/13
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Cobalt Buck-toothed Turdskin School
  08/14/13
If you order the pizza online it's going to at least passing...
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Cobalt Buck-toothed Turdskin School
  08/14/13
At least one person in history has said that a pizza is incr...
spruce quadroon theater
  08/14/13
(guy who doesn't realize that guys will say ANYTHING to get ...
Cobalt Buck-toothed Turdskin School
  08/14/13
pizzas have an expiration date
zombie-like concupiscible den elastic band
  08/14/13
after you eat a pizza there's less grease on your hands
hyperactive rehab stain
  08/14/13
Pizzas are not whores.
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A pizza tracker is online and engaged by the buyer instead o...
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unhinged mischievous center azn
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180
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spruce quadroon theater
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High-end Fragrant Sweet Tailpipe
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Henna passionate sanctuary love of her life
  03/31/18
The white box LR is kept in is padded.
yellow karate station
  08/14/13
you want more pizza in the morning.
godawful organic girlfriend patrolman
  08/14/13
you're not ashamed to tell your friends you had pizza.
godawful organic girlfriend patrolman
  08/14/13
lol
Histrionic Jet Hall
  08/14/13
When a pizza shows up at a party everybody cheers instead of...
spruce quadroon theater
  08/14/13
Pizzas aren't children of God who deserve respect and dignit...
fishy shivering chapel mexican
  08/14/13
thank you for showing me kindness :)
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godawful organic girlfriend patrolman
  08/14/13
(not bloodacre)
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Painfully Honest Foreskin Faggotry
  03/31/18
When a pizza is an extra-large it doesn't spend a hundred ho...
spruce quadroon theater
  08/14/13
*orders a BBP*
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When a pizza falls on the floor in a dingy frat basement it'...
spruce quadroon theater
  08/14/13
i seriously doubt any frat would think i was cool enough to ...
zombie-like concupiscible den elastic band
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If you forget to pick up a pizza it won't show up drunk at 4...
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Onyx balding party of the first part
  02/16/23
The pizza does not claim that it's round just because it's a...
spruce quadroon theater
  08/14/13
i dont think u know what ur talking about endo slime
zombie-like concupiscible den elastic band
  08/14/13
It's wrong to attack a pizza.
godawful organic girlfriend patrolman
  08/14/13
my irl friend is sitting here reading this shit and maybe u ...
zombie-like concupiscible den elastic band
  08/14/13
If you share a pizza with friends you probably won't catch a...
godawful organic girlfriend patrolman
  08/14/13
is box ok? she hasnt posted in a while
Nubile library
  08/14/13
LR you know we <3 you but this might be the thread of the...
dashing cheese-eating famous landscape painting
  08/14/13
there are a few that are pretty funny but a lot of them are ...
zombie-like concupiscible den elastic band
  08/14/13
To be fair, Do you want me to fight some of these niggers...
bespoke yarmulke partner
  08/14/13
you always come through for me when no one else does ty and ...
zombie-like concupiscible den elastic band
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To be fair, k
bespoke yarmulke partner
  08/14/13
ty, whitest knight <3
zombie-like concupiscible den elastic band
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TBF- not only a bitter deranged lunatic, but also beta white...
Jet-lagged parlour background story
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TMF: "WILL FIGHT EVERY NIGGER IN THIS PLACE"
dun market
  08/14/13
Lol TBF used to simp for Lisa Rowe, preserve this for all et...
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Do you think it's possible that this site is populated by me...
godawful organic girlfriend patrolman
  08/14/13
yeah and misogynists to boot! its gotten a lot harder to mak...
zombie-like concupiscible den elastic band
  08/14/13
That's because everyone posts under their pumo most of the t...
dashing cheese-eating famous landscape painting
  08/14/13
you had someone literally begging for pix of u earlier
Nubile library
  08/14/13
that was just me on my other account
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wine space
  08/14/13
You objectively have a 95th percentile body and are a chill ...
dashing cheese-eating famous landscape painting
  08/14/13
ty for the kind words and good advice. honestly i never meet...
zombie-like concupiscible den elastic band
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go to a random bar in the richest part of town with a female...
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i only ever went to one bar and that is when i worked there....
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you should do it. have at least one photo of you in a low c...
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do you think i can still pull something like that off? im no...
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Yes. xoxo is correct that you were better looking 10 years ...
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well i think i could date a guy who was not really very succ...
zombie-like concupiscible den elastic band
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Worry about the long term at this point. There are plenty o...
dashing cheese-eating famous landscape painting
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i dont really like artists much anyway. ive never dated one....
zombie-like concupiscible den elastic band
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Go for it then, Godspeed
dashing cheese-eating famous landscape painting
  08/14/13
ty for the advice friend
zombie-like concupiscible den elastic band
  08/14/13
"95th percentile body" LINK?
Cobalt Buck-toothed Turdskin School
  08/14/13
i dont want to brag but irl im considered pretty hot shit on...
zombie-like concupiscible den elastic band
  08/14/13
*guys eager to empty their balls into your mouth call you ho...
Cobalt Buck-toothed Turdskin School
  08/14/13
whatever
zombie-like concupiscible den elastic band
  08/14/13
Really? No offense, but after all the derogatory comments I...
razzle-dazzle point
  08/14/13
A pizza will come in about thirty minutes.
godawful organic girlfriend patrolman
  08/14/13
It's ok to pick on a pizza.
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It's possible for a male of average physical strength to pic...
spruce quadroon theater
  08/14/13
When a pizza shows up at a school or youth center it's not t...
spruce quadroon theater
  08/14/13
lol
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If you get sick of your pizza and toss it in a dumpster, it ...
spruce quadroon theater
  08/14/13
180
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It's ok for kids to eat pizza at parties.
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If you are so stoned that you absolutely have to have your p...
spruce quadroon theater
  08/14/13
If you flippantly say a pizza was great it won't get overly ...
spruce quadroon theater
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When you pick up a pizza, your friends don't text back 'doug...
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irate diverse whorehouse
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When you pay cash for a pizza, the money is not automaticall...
spruce quadroon theater
  08/14/13
When you leave a pizza at your house while you go to work, i...
spruce quadroon theater
  08/14/13
this is kind of funny, im surprised you came up with it hehe...
zombie-like concupiscible den elastic band
  08/14/13
Only cheese and tomato sauce ooze and drip out of the cracks...
Jet-lagged parlour background story
  08/14/13
a pretty shitty contribution
zombie-like concupiscible den elastic band
  08/14/13
to be fair, white sauce can also drip out of a pizza's box
Jet-lagged parlour background story
  08/14/13
lol tyft
Cobalt Buck-toothed Turdskin School
  08/14/13
a pizza doesn't have unprotected sex with niggers
Cobalt Buck-toothed Turdskin School
  08/14/13
it should try it lol im kidding but seriously i really enjoy...
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  08/14/13
you've never seen a pizza delivery guy porno
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One of these things is greasy, crusty and covered in sausage...
vengeful location
  08/14/13
i dunno, they both look great with Italian sausage on them
abnormal stag film pisswyrm
  08/14/13
The only fungus you'll see on a pizza is a mushroom
Jet-lagged parlour background story
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did you hear the one about the mushroom who couldn't get a d...
zombie-like concupiscible den elastic band
  08/14/13
I see potential for a lengthy pun story here
Jet-lagged parlour background story
  08/14/13
Fungi. Fungi.
godawful organic girlfriend patrolman
  08/14/13
sometimes i feel like you don't understand me and you know w...
zombie-like concupiscible den elastic band
  08/14/13
while both go for 99 cents per slice, it takes over three sl...
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Aggressive Lettuce Site
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When a pizza leaves a Dominoes, it's not because it's being ...
spruce quadroon theater
  08/14/13
lmao
Cobalt Buck-toothed Turdskin School
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wine space
  08/14/13
You can get 2 for 1 deals with pizza but LR is unique.
stimulating dragon locus
  08/14/13
this one is probably my favorite out of this whole thread. t...
zombie-like concupiscible den elastic band
  08/14/13
A pizza serves an actual purpose in lyfe.
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  08/14/13
When a driver puts a pizza in the car, the pizza doesn't off...
spruce quadroon theater
  08/14/13
When a pizza gets baked it's not violating its parole.
spruce quadroon theater
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irate diverse whorehouse
  08/14/13
my friend laughed at me irl. she doesn't really understand t...
zombie-like concupiscible den elastic band
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Pics?
Pungent Erotic Office Selfie
  08/14/13
link?
metal jew
  08/17/13
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unhinged mischievous center azn
  08/14/13
After I eat pizza I don't need to go to the doctor for shots...
curious macaca
  08/14/13
People actually enjoy the fact that the pizza is flat and ro...
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A pizza's crust is normal.
godawful organic girlfriend patrolman
  08/14/13
A pizza is an oven-baked, flat, round bread typically topped...
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ty for the attention, its like its my birthday and christmas...
zombie-like concupiscible den elastic band
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lisa rowe can't be topped!
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i would consider allowing you to be on top of me tnsj if you...
zombie-like concupiscible den elastic band
  08/14/13
a pizza can feed a family of four.
Racy Piazza Laser Beams
  08/14/13
not really. the dad would eat like half of the pizza and the...
zombie-like concupiscible den elastic band
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ps the dad was bloodacre
Racy Piazza Laser Beams
  08/14/13
you know how bad i want that irl
zombie-like concupiscible den elastic band
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One comes with a box and the other comes with The Box (and T...
Walnut Garrison Prole
  08/14/13
a pizza doesn't scream when i make sweet love to it.
Racy Piazza Laser Beams
  08/14/13
Pizza tastes good
lemon tantric personal credit line university
  08/14/13
Underrated
Aggressive Lettuce Site
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Arrogant insecure spot
  01/23/14
After having been baked for a long time it goes into a box a...
Walnut Garrison Prole
  08/14/13
Pizza won't tell you that it's pregnant and needs money from...
lemon tantric personal credit line university
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LR smells like anchovies no matter what you order.
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late at night you can really get a craving for a hot piece o...
godawful organic girlfriend patrolman
  08/14/13
Even when it's bad, it's good... Mmm good
maniacal vivacious field
  08/14/13
lol
silver associate
  08/14/13
Oh hai askav! Peace bro, http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=McDgDl...
maniacal vivacious field
  08/14/13
yeah man no hate i just thought it was a corny post
silver associate
  08/14/13
~h8-->1luv
maniacal vivacious field
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You know you shouldn't eat its crust, but you can't stop bec...
Walnut Garrison Prole
  08/14/13
i can only eat pizza a few times per day.
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(guy trying to be main subject of the sequel to Lies and the...
Nubile library
  08/14/13
when a guy brings your pizza over he doesn't wait out in the...
Flirting House Private Investor
  08/14/13
180
Avocado abode
  08/14/13
lisa rowe doesn't taste better with blisters
silver associate
  08/14/13
pizza doesn't cut itself
frum misunderstood gas station skinny woman
  08/14/13
/thread. instant classic
silver associate
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At-the-ready home coldplay fan
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180
Racy Piazza Laser Beams
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lemon tantric personal credit line university
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french casino
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filthy hell
  09/11/13
Lmao
Indigo Zippy Indian Lodge
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Rambunctious stage regret
  08/12/25
you wash your hands before touching the pizza.
Crystalline tanning salon rigpig
  08/14/13
Nothing. They're both fast, cheap, and only appealing when y...
At-the-ready home coldplay fan
  08/14/13
my frat bros dont get pissed at me when i cum all over lisa ...
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  08/14/13
lol
Racy Piazza Laser Beams
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Impertinent adulterous school cafeteria
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When you stick your dick in a pizza, it only burns for a min...
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I've never wanted to slowly thrust my erect cock in and out ...
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  08/14/13
A pizza isn't a pathetic 36 year old forever alone loser wit...
Honey-headed wonderful meetinghouse
  08/17/13
poignant
Thriller umber heaven queen of the night
  08/17/13
Engage Pizza Tracker v. Never Engaged
Brass roommate cuckold
  08/17/13
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At-the-ready home coldplay fan
  09/11/13
A pizza's driver doesn't wait out in the car until everyone'...
filthy hell
  09/11/13
one makes you feel all sated and content and warm on the ins...
comical bull headed useless brakes national
  09/11/13
The pizza delivery guy died 12 years ago today
fluffy voyeur box office
  09/11/13
wow. This entire thread is chock full of 180's
mustard orchestra pit trump supporter
  12/28/13
A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.
Beady-eyed mint area legal warrant
  12/28/13
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  01/09/14
IF THE PIZZA GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT IT IN A BIG BLACK MACHIN...
Costumed french chef stead
  01/23/14
Everyone is happy when a pizza arrives.
Khaki double fault resort
  03/10/14
a pizza isn't stupid enough to go to law school.
Crimson church
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High-end Fragrant Sweet Tailpipe
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jesus, I laughed at almost every single one of these. not ev...
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frum misunderstood gas station skinny woman
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metal jew
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metal jew
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High-end Fragrant Sweet Tailpipe
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metal jew
  03/13/16
I want pizza
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spruce quadroon theater
  03/31/18
What happened to Lisa Rowe? She still poast? I see she w...
Talented lavender property tattoo
  07/18/18
it's 180 that she doesn't post here anymore.
chest-beating menage circlehead
  07/18/18
(insert joke about "Family Sized Pizza" here)
Talented lavender property tattoo
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Onyx balding party of the first part
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metal jew
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metal jew
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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:49 AM
Author: spruce quadroon theater



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:49 AM
Author: unhinged mischievous center azn

tell me

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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: spruce quadroon theater

After a felon who did not graduate from high school drops the pizza off at your house in exchange for $15, it will not try to rifle through your medicine cabinet.

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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:54 AM
Author: Cobalt Buck-toothed Turdskin School

lol tyft

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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:12 PM
Author: stirring rusted old irish cottage

This is like 180 gold with no recognition.

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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:19 PM
Author: mustard orchestra pit trump supporter

Today, it is recognized as gold my brother.

180

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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:40 AM
Author: High-end Fragrant Sweet Tailpipe

fucking lol

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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:41 AM
Author: Maize Set



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Date: January 19th, 2016 10:41 PM
Author: clear charismatic generalized bond nursing home

so underrated

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Date: June 7th, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: Arrogant insecure spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#33497582)



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Date: March 31st, 2018 3:13 PM
Author: Henna passionate sanctuary love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#35731933)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:11 AM
Author: Spectacular bonkers sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#36451105)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:11 AM
Author: Floppy kitty corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#36451110)



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Date: December 16th, 2021 4:35 PM
Author: Jet-lagged parlour background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#43620987)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:58 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone half-breed idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#45943077)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: big disrespectful clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#48436917)



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Date: June 11th, 2025 11:01 AM
Author: copper mood halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#49005046)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: Rambunctious stage regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#49179088)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:51 PM
Author: carmine slimy theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#49179095)



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Date: January 11th, 2026 6:37 AM
Author: Quality Learing Center alumnus (✅🍑)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#49580373)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:50 AM
Author: Greedy wrinkle

it's enjoyable to fuck a pizza

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836081)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:50 AM
Author: maroon aromatic toaster preventive strike

When I order a pizza, it doesn't arrive at my doorstep covered in cum.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836082)



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:39 AM
Author: unhinged mischievous center azn

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#27872800)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:26 PM
Author: metal jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#48436916)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: big disrespectful clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#48436918)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: Greedy wrinkle

a promptly delivered pizza can fetch $12

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836085)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: harsh opaque shitlib institution

Pizzas don't suck cock for a small bag of meth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836088)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:53 AM
Author: Cobalt Buck-toothed Turdskin School



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836099)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:54 AM
Author: spruce quadroon theater

When you are done eating a pizza, you have not consumed a nearly fatal amount of gonorrhoea bacteria.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836103)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: bespoke yarmulke partner

To be fair,

(Guy who doesn't ENGAGE THE PIZZA TRACKER)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836236)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:56 AM
Author: spruce quadroon theater

When a pizzas gets cold it does not mean that it went into cardiac arrest due to violent withdrawal symptoms.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836108)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:57 AM
Author: spruce quadroon theater

When you share a pizza with your friends it does not inform you that it is $35 extra per guy and $50 for anyone who takes pictures.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836113)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:59 AM
Author: spruce quadroon theater

When you are finished with a pizza it does not ask if it can sleep on your couch for a few nights and borrow $70 to get its cell phone reactivated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836121)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:03 AM
Author: zombie-like concupiscible den elastic band

weird blob of shit from another dimension

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836142)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:21 AM
Author: unhinged mischievous center azn

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836195)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:25 AM
Author: Jet-lagged parlour background story

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836415)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: Soul-stirring People Who Are Hurt Headpube

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836446)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:53 AM
Author: Apoplectic new version

took a few attempts but 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23837007)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:44 AM
Author: silver associate

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23837358)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:53 PM
Author: frum misunderstood gas station skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23838721)



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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:28 PM
Author: Arrogant insecure spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#25165720)



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Date: March 24th, 2021 2:43 PM
Author: Onyx balding party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#42157979)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:58 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone half-breed idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#45943078)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: Rambunctious stage regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#49179090)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:07 AM
Author: fishy shivering chapel mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836155)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:08 AM
Author: Cobalt Buck-toothed Turdskin School



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836159)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:08 AM
Author: fishy shivering chapel mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836157)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:09 AM
Author: spruce quadroon theater

The ignorant teenagers who made the pizza were not blackout drunk, just a little high.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836162)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:10 AM
Author: maroon aromatic toaster preventive strike

Pizzas don't grab their ankles when Tyrone barks at them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836166)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:11 AM
Author: fishy shivering chapel mexican

I'm not afraid of the pizza's box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836169)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:13 AM
Author: zombie-like concupiscible den elastic band

best of thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836179)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:19 AM
Author: godawful organic girlfriend patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836194)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: big disrespectful clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#48436921)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:28 PM
Author: big disrespectful clown

Criminally underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#48436925)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:12 AM
Author: spruce quadroon theater

If you have a few beers with the pizza it won't start crying and tell you about its family.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836176)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: Cobalt Buck-toothed Turdskin School



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836361)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:13 AM
Author: spruce quadroon theater

If you order the pizza online it's going to at least passingly resemble its picture when it shows up at your door.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836180)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: Cobalt Buck-toothed Turdskin School



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836362)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:14 AM
Author: spruce quadroon theater

At least one person in history has said that a pizza is incredibly hot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836183)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: Cobalt Buck-toothed Turdskin School

(guy who doesn't realize that guys will say ANYTHING to get laid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836364)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:15 AM
Author: zombie-like concupiscible den elastic band

pizzas have an expiration date

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836184)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:15 AM
Author: hyperactive rehab stain

after you eat a pizza there's less grease on your hands

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836187)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:16 AM
Author: maroon aromatic toaster preventive strike

Pizzas are not whores.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836188)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:17 AM
Author: yellow karate station

A pizza tracker is online and engaged by the buyer instead of around the ankle and mandated by the state.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836189)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:23 AM
Author: unhinged mischievous center azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836203)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:50 AM
Author: 180 emerald death wish senate

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23837697)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:04 PM
Author: Hateful fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23838037)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 4:04 PM
Author: frum misunderstood gas station skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23846455)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:07 AM
Author: spruce quadroon theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23857525)



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Date: January 19th, 2016 10:35 PM
Author: High-end Fragrant Sweet Tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#29635464)



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Date: March 31st, 2018 3:14 PM
Author: Henna passionate sanctuary love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#35731944)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:18 AM
Author: yellow karate station

The white box LR is kept in is padded.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836190)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:19 AM
Author: godawful organic girlfriend patrolman

you want more pizza in the morning.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836193)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:21 AM
Author: godawful organic girlfriend patrolman

you're not ashamed to tell your friends you had pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836197)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:35 AM
Author: Histrionic Jet Hall

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23837616)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:22 AM
Author: spruce quadroon theater

When a pizza shows up at a party everybody cheers instead of instinctively double-checking that they still have their wallets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836199)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:22 AM
Author: fishy shivering chapel mexican

Pizzas aren't children of God who deserve respect and dignity despite their flaws.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836200)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:26 AM
Author: zombie-like concupiscible den elastic band

thank you for showing me kindness :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836206)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: godawful organic girlfriend patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836231)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:40 PM
Author: startling sexy candlestick maker

(not bloodacre)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23842193)



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Date: March 31st, 2018 3:06 PM
Author: Painfully Honest Foreskin Faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#35731905)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:25 AM
Author: spruce quadroon theater

When a pizza is an extra-large it doesn't spend a hundred hours trying to convince an internet forum that it's a size 4.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836205)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:27 AM
Author: fishy shivering chapel mexican

*orders a BBP*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836212)



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:48 PM
Author: Excitant Amber Therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#24884254)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:27 AM
Author: spruce quadroon theater

When a pizza falls on the floor in a dingy frat basement it's not because it was there trying to score ketamine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836214)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:28 AM
Author: zombie-like concupiscible den elastic band

i seriously doubt any frat would think i was cool enough to invite me to one of their crazy parties

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836219)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:29 AM
Author: spruce quadroon theater

If you forget to pick up a pizza it won't show up drunk at 4:00 a.m. to slash your tires.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836222)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: godawful organic girlfriend patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836228)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:34 AM
Author: comical bull headed useless brakes national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#24031386)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:54 PM
Author: comical bull headed useless brakes national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#45943056)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:55 PM
Author: Onyx balding party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#45943063)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: spruce quadroon theater

The pizza does not claim that it's round just because it's a mesomorph.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836226)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: zombie-like concupiscible den elastic band

i dont think u know what ur talking about endo slime

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836230)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: godawful organic girlfriend patrolman

It's wrong to attack a pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836227)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: zombie-like concupiscible den elastic band

my irl friend is sitting here reading this shit and maybe u guys could tone it down since i have company tyia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836232)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:33 AM
Author: godawful organic girlfriend patrolman

If you share a pizza with friends you probably won't catch anything.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836243)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:34 AM
Author: Nubile library

is box ok? she hasnt posted in a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836246)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: dashing cheese-eating famous landscape painting

LR you know we <3 you but this might be the thread of the year. I could easily see a stand-up comic working many of these into a routine about an ex.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836235)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:35 AM
Author: zombie-like concupiscible den elastic band

there are a few that are pretty funny but a lot of them are stupid and seem to just be mean spirited. i have been leaving here feeling dejected a lot lately, even my irl friends have noticed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836248)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:35 AM
Author: bespoke yarmulke partner

To be fair,

Do you want me to fight some of these niggers on your behalf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836251)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: zombie-like concupiscible den elastic band

you always come through for me when no one else does ty and yes, i would like that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836270)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:45 AM
Author: bespoke yarmulke partner

To be fair,

k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836281)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: zombie-like concupiscible den elastic band

ty, whitest knight <3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836408)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:27 AM
Author: Jet-lagged parlour background story

TBF- not only a bitter deranged lunatic, but also beta white knighter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836424)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:11 AM
Author: dun market

TMF: "WILL FIGHT EVERY NIGGER IN THIS PLACE"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23837041)



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Date: June 11th, 2025 11:03 AM
Author: Electric gay wizard trailer park

Lol TBF used to simp for Lisa Rowe, preserve this for all eternity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#49005049)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:36 AM
Author: godawful organic girlfriend patrolman

Do you think it's possible that this site is populated by mean spirited misanthropes? Just throwing that out there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836253)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:39 AM
Author: zombie-like concupiscible den elastic band

yeah and misogynists to boot! its gotten a lot harder to make new friends here ive noticed or maybe it just seems that way to me lately...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836264)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:41 AM
Author: dashing cheese-eating famous landscape painting

That's because everyone posts under their pumo most of the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836271)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:41 AM
Author: Nubile library

you had someone literally begging for pix of u earlier

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836272)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:47 AM
Author: zombie-like concupiscible den elastic band

that was just me on my other account

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836284)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:44 AM
Author: wine space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23837356)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: dashing cheese-eating famous landscape painting

You objectively have a 95th percentile body and are a chill chick. You should try going out in areas you normally don't to meet people. Stay away from LR xoxo threads for awhile. You'll be happier.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836269)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:49 AM
Author: zombie-like concupiscible den elastic band

ty for the kind words and good advice. honestly i never meet new people, but i dont really go places either. i go out to get food and except for the people i pass on the sidewalk, my social circle never seems to grow much :( i wish a new and interesting person would appear in my life, a new friend or maybe even something more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836290)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:52 AM
Author: dashing cheese-eating famous landscape painting

go to a random bar in the richest part of town with a female friend. 100% chance you get hit on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836294)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:55 AM
Author: zombie-like concupiscible den elastic band

i only ever went to one bar and that is when i worked there. i dont really enjoy doing it and i also dont really enjoy being hit on and i dont think men really enjoy having to do that either, do they? what are your thoughts on internet dating?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836304)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:01 AM
Author: dashing cheese-eating famous landscape painting

you should do it. have at least one photo of you in a low cut, tight dress, but at an upscale lounge. describe domestic, CGWBT interests and hobbies. you will have good looking rich doods buying you dinners left and right.

go to nice bars and lounges you haven't been to even if you don't enjoy it at first. doods worth talking to enjoy hitting on women, and you will meet some solid doods this way even if it's uncomfortable for you initially.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836327)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:04 AM
Author: zombie-like concupiscible den elastic band

do you think i can still pull something like that off? im no spring chicken anymore. i hope guys will still be interested in me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836338)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:08 AM
Author: dashing cheese-eating famous landscape painting

Yes. xoxo is correct that you were better looking 10 years ago than you are now. but especially with your body, you will still have sex appeal for a decade. xoxo is also correct, however, that you will have less sex appeal each passing year. now is the time to take control of your romantic life and put yourself out there among successful doods. you'll find one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836349)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:13 AM
Author: zombie-like concupiscible den elastic band

well i think i could date a guy who was not really very successful at all if he was a nice person and he cared about me and who i am on the inside. there is not a lot of things that i want to buy but i would like my children to go to a nice school and things like that. is it very important that he be successful? what sort of problems might i run into if he was not like that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836365)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: dashing cheese-eating famous landscape painting

Worry about the long term at this point. There are plenty of nice people out there who would care about you but also make a respectable living. You'll eventually become unhappy around a starving artist type.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836410)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:29 AM
Author: zombie-like concupiscible den elastic band

i dont really like artists much anyway. ive never dated one. i don't think they'd really want to date me anyway. but once i went out with a guy who felt like he was a failure and he said he was going to hang out in the art scene so that he didn't appear to be a loser at first glance, even though he wasn't any kind of artist. i think that's what he ended up doing but i don't think he's much happier than before.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836435)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: dashing cheese-eating famous landscape painting

Go for it then, Godspeed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836450)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:40 AM
Author: zombie-like concupiscible den elastic band

ty for the advice friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836458)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:14 AM
Author: Cobalt Buck-toothed Turdskin School

"95th percentile body"

LINK?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836370)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:16 AM
Author: zombie-like concupiscible den elastic band

i dont want to brag but irl im considered pretty hot shit on fire, at least that's what literally everybody tells me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836381)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: Cobalt Buck-toothed Turdskin School

*guys eager to empty their balls into your mouth call you hot*

Oh what hot shit on fire

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836390)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: zombie-like concupiscible den elastic band

whatever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836411)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:07 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle point

Really? No offense, but after all the derogatory comments I've read about you on here, I just assumed you were a landbeast.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23837750)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:34 AM
Author: godawful organic girlfriend patrolman

A pizza will come in about thirty minutes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836245)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:36 AM
Author: fishy shivering chapel mexican

It's ok to pick on a pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836255)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:38 AM
Author: spruce quadroon theater

It's possible for a male of average physical strength to pick up a pizza.

Men are routinely happy about deciding to pick up a pizza.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836261)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:37 AM
Author: spruce quadroon theater

When a pizza shows up at a school or youth center it's not there to perform court-ordered community service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836259)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 PM
Author: 180 emerald death wish senate

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23838842)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: spruce quadroon theater

If you get sick of your pizza and toss it in a dumpster, it doesn't scream back "YOU THINK I HAVEN'T BEEN THIS LOW BEFORE MOTHERFUCKER" and violently kick the walls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836267)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:59 AM
Author: Jet-lagged parlour background story

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836312)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:54 AM
Author: cowardly internet-worthy plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23837140)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:44 AM
Author: fishy shivering chapel mexican

It's ok for kids to eat pizza at parties.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836275)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:45 AM
Author: spruce quadroon theater

If you are so stoned that you absolutely have to have your pizza right then, you don't need to promise you love it and give it a bump of crystal before you can have it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836279)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:48 AM
Author: spruce quadroon theater

If you flippantly say a pizza was great it won't get overly encouraged and decide to apply to law school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836287)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:53 AM
Author: irate diverse whorehouse

When you pick up a pizza, your friends don't text back 'dough mound' and you don't reply 'just so you know'.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836296)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:11 AM
Author: irate diverse whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836359)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:59 AM
Author: spruce quadroon theater

When you pay cash for a pizza, the money is not automatically earmarked for pills.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836314)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:00 AM
Author: spruce quadroon theater

When you leave a pizza at your house while you go to work, it does not start excitedly texting everyone that it thinks it has a boyfriend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836321)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:02 AM
Author: zombie-like concupiscible den elastic band

this is kind of funny, im surprised you came up with it hehe jk thats rude you faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836334)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:00 AM
Author: Jet-lagged parlour background story

Only cheese and tomato sauce ooze and drip out of the cracks in a pizza's box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836324)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:02 AM
Author: zombie-like concupiscible den elastic band

a pretty shitty contribution

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836335)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:15 AM
Author: Jet-lagged parlour background story

to be fair, white sauce can also drip out of a pizza's box

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836380)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:17 AM
Author: Cobalt Buck-toothed Turdskin School

lol tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836385)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:11 AM
Author: Cobalt Buck-toothed Turdskin School

a pizza doesn't have unprotected sex with niggers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836360)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:14 AM
Author: zombie-like concupiscible den elastic band

it should try it lol im kidding but seriously i really enjoy it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836369)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:31 AM
Author: federal doobsian stage dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23837284)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:13 PM
Author: 180 emerald death wish senate

you've never seen a pizza delivery guy porno

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23838854)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:15 AM
Author: vengeful location

One of these things is greasy, crusty and covered in sausage. The other is pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836378)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:17 AM
Author: abnormal stag film pisswyrm

i dunno, they both look great with Italian sausage on them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836383)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: Jet-lagged parlour background story

The only fungus you'll see on a pizza is a mushroom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836388)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: zombie-like concupiscible den elastic band

did you hear the one about the mushroom who couldn't get a date? he said hey, what's the matter? im a fungus!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836392)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:21 AM
Author: Jet-lagged parlour background story

I see potential for a lengthy pun story here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836397)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:52 AM
Author: godawful organic girlfriend patrolman

Fungi. Fungi.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23837002)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:02 AM
Author: zombie-like concupiscible den elastic band

sometimes i feel like you don't understand me and you know what? sometimes i feel like you dont even try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23837168)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:20 AM
Author: Jet-lagged parlour background story

while both go for 99 cents per slice, it takes over three slices of pizza to start feeling ill

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836394)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 12:33 AM
Author: Aggressive Lettuce Site

165

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23843016)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:25 AM
Author: spruce quadroon theater

When a pizza leaves a Dominoes, it's not because it's being escorted out for violating a restraining order.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836416)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:27 AM
Author: Cobalt Buck-toothed Turdskin School

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836427)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:55 AM
Author: wine space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23837403)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:32 AM
Author: stimulating dragon locus

You can get 2 for 1 deals with pizza but LR is unique.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836441)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:37 AM
Author: zombie-like concupiscible den elastic band

this one is probably my favorite out of this whole thread. ty for posting it :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836453)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: narrow-minded principal's office black woman

A pizza serves an actual purpose in lyfe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836449)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:37 AM
Author: spruce quadroon theater

When a driver puts a pizza in the car, the pizza doesn't offer him 25 adderalls if he will drive it all the way to Fresno where the Pizza's friend lives.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836454)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:41 AM
Author: spruce quadroon theater

When a pizza gets baked it's not violating its parole.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836460)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:42 AM
Author: irate diverse whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836463)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:51 AM
Author: zombie-like concupiscible den elastic band

my friend laughed at me irl. she doesn't really understand these memes since she knows what im like irl and im actually pretty classy and dont do most of the stuff itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836486)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:40 AM
Author: Pungent Erotic Office Selfie

Pics?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23837116)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:32 AM
Author: metal jew

link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23857556)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:55 AM
Author: unhinged mischievous center azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836492)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:46 AM
Author: curious macaca

After I eat pizza I don't need to go to the doctor for shots.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836472)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:54 AM
Author: provocative poppy lodge messiness

People actually enjoy the fact that the pizza is flat and round?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23837009)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:56 AM
Author: godawful organic girlfriend patrolman

A pizza's crust is normal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23837011)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:45 AM
Author: french casino

A pizza is an oven-baked, flat, round bread typically topped with a tomato sauce, cheese and various other assorted toppings.

Lisa Rowe on the other hand is an ugly cunt whore degenerate bitch of a woman who spends her life on a racist misogynistic message board.

The two are quite different, I assure you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23837125)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:47 AM
Author: zombie-like concupiscible den elastic band

ty for the attention, its like its my birthday and christmas all at the same time but really its just any old wednesday, also known as hump day lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23837127)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:49 AM
Author: Racy Piazza Laser Beams

lisa rowe can't be topped!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23837130)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:50 AM
Author: zombie-like concupiscible den elastic band

i would consider allowing you to be on top of me tnsj if you know what i mean (fucking) im jk. my friend is sitting here with me irl and im just kind of showing off for her. she thinks xo is a little bit fun and she is thinking of posting herself some time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23837134)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:51 AM
Author: Racy Piazza Laser Beams

a pizza can feed a family of four.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23837136)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:59 AM
Author: zombie-like concupiscible den elastic band

not really. the dad would eat like half of the pizza and there are other variables here that make this unlikely a lot of the time but i dont want to argue about it anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23837157)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:00 AM
Author: Racy Piazza Laser Beams

ps the dad was bloodacre

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23837159)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:01 AM
Author: zombie-like concupiscible den elastic band

you know how bad i want that irl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23837164)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:49 AM
Author: Walnut Garrison Prole

One comes with a box and the other comes with The Box (and Twist).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23837131)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:57 AM
Author: Racy Piazza Laser Beams

a pizza doesn't scream when i make sweet love to it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23837151)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:11 AM
Author: lemon tantric personal credit line university

Pizza tastes good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23837210)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 12:34 AM
Author: Aggressive Lettuce Site

Underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23843020)



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:41 PM
Author: Arrogant insecure spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#24884222)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:12 AM
Author: Walnut Garrison Prole

After having been baked for a long time it goes into a box and is unceremoniously driven to its final destination. You eat the other one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23837214)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:13 AM
Author: lemon tantric personal credit line university

Pizza won't tell you that it's pregnant and needs money from you to pay for the abortion, just to scam some cash from you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23837218)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:36 AM
Author: fluffy voyeur box office

LR smells like anchovies no matter what you order.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23837317)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:36 AM
Author: godawful organic girlfriend patrolman

late at night you can really get a craving for a hot piece of pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23837318)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:38 AM
Author: maniacal vivacious field

Even when it's bad, it's good... Mmm good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23837332)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:45 AM
Author: silver associate

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23837361)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:51 AM
Author: maniacal vivacious field

Oh hai askav! Peace bro, http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=McDgDlnDX0Y&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DMcDgDlnDX0Y

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23837387)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:03 AM
Author: silver associate

yeah man no hate i just thought it was a corny post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23837422)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:12 AM
Author: maniacal vivacious field

~h8-->1luv

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23837459)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:52 AM
Author: Walnut Garrison Prole

You know you shouldn't eat its crust, but you can't stop because it tastes so good. The crust on the pizza is just plain gross

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23837388)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:06 AM
Author: Galvanic ruddy public bath

i can only eat pizza a few times per day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23837429)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:13 PM
Author: Nubile library

(guy trying to be main subject of the sequel to Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23838096)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:37 AM
Author: Flirting House Private Investor

when a guy brings your pizza over he doesn't wait out in the car until you've finished w it to give it a ride home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23837623)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:41 PM
Author: Avocado abode

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23842202)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:38 AM
Author: silver associate

lisa rowe doesn't taste better with blisters

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23837628)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:44 AM
Author: frum misunderstood gas station skinny woman

pizza doesn't cut itself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23837664)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:45 AM
Author: silver associate

/thread. instant classic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23837667)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:55 PM
Author: At-the-ready home coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23837971)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:01 PM
Author: odious twinkling alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23838016)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 6:59 PM
Author: Racy Piazza Laser Beams

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23840389)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 9:29 AM
Author: lemon tantric personal credit line university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23844315)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:10 AM
Author: french casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23857531)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 5:07 PM
Author: filthy hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#24034071)



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Date: June 7th, 2017 3:38 PM
Author: Indigo Zippy Indian Lodge

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#33497607)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:51 PM
Author: Rambunctious stage regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#49179093)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:01 PM
Author: Crystalline tanning salon rigpig

you wash your hands before touching the pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23837735)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:06 PM
Author: At-the-ready home coldplay fan

Nothing. They're both fast, cheap, and only appealing when you're fucked up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23838059)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:11 PM
Author: aphrodisiac base travel guidebook

my frat bros dont get pissed at me when i cum all over lisa rowe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23838084)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 6:59 PM
Author: Racy Piazza Laser Beams

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23840387)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 4:06 PM
Author: Impertinent adulterous school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23846473)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:48 PM
Author: Titillating coral hunting ground

When you stick your dick in a pizza, it only burns for a minute

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23838290)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 7:03 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy contagious crackhouse

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23840413)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 PM
Author: Violet brunch degenerate

I've never wanted to slowly thrust my erect cock in and out in deliberate long thrusts, eyes locked in the intensity of passion as I try to time myself, watching for cues as to the plateau of pleasure to achieve simultaneously as frames writhe and intertwine and moans and gasps and breaths escape from our need bodies... with a pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23838305)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:23 AM
Author: Honey-headed wonderful meetinghouse

A pizza isn't a pathetic 36 year old forever alone loser with a meth problem.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23857544)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 9:40 AM
Author: Thriller umber heaven queen of the night

poignant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23857679)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 10:08 AM
Author: Brass roommate cuckold

Engage Pizza Tracker v. Never Engaged

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23857732)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:05 AM
Author: At-the-ready home coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#24031228)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:22 AM
Author: filthy hell

A pizza's driver doesn't wait out in the car until everyone's had a piece.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#24031313)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:40 AM
Author: comical bull headed useless brakes national

one makes you feel all sated and content and warm on the inside, and the other is a pizza

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#24031422)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 5:16 PM
Author: fluffy voyeur box office

The pizza delivery guy died 12 years ago today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#24034114)



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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:20 PM
Author: mustard orchestra pit trump supporter

wow. This entire thread is chock full of 180's

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#24727533)



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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:35 PM
Author: Beady-eyed mint area legal warrant

A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#24727608)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 5:18 PM
Author: alcoholic outnumbered knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#24804817)



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:43 PM
Author: Costumed french chef stead

IF THE PIZZA GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT IT IN A BIG BLACK MACHINE TO MAKE IT WARM AGAIN. IF LISA ROWE GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT A BIG BLACK MACHINE IN IT TO MAKE IT WARM AGAIN.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#24884233)



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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:33 PM
Author: Khaki double fault resort

Everyone is happy when a pizza arrives.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#25165762)



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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:35 PM
Author: Crimson church

a pizza isn't stupid enough to go to law school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#25165774)



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:39 AM
Author: High-end Fragrant Sweet Tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#27872794)



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:42 AM
Author: startling sexy candlestick maker

jesus, I laughed at almost every single one of these. not even going to bother bumping them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#27872821)



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Date: January 19th, 2016 11:09 PM
Author: Very tactful black masturbator business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#29635776)



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Date: October 25th, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: frum misunderstood gas station skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#34526716)



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Date: November 29th, 2015 10:42 PM
Author: metal jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#29274889)



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Date: December 23rd, 2015 10:22 PM
Author: metal jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#29443707)



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Date: January 5th, 2016 12:58 AM
Author: High-end Fragrant Sweet Tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#29523743)



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Date: March 13th, 2016 7:47 AM
Author: metal jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#30045225)



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Date: June 7th, 2017 3:41 PM
Author: Irradiated pale national security agency international law enforcement agency

I want pizza

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#33497638)



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Date: September 22nd, 2017 8:14 PM
Author: Very tactful black masturbator business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#34272404)



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Date: March 31st, 2018 2:53 PM
Author: spruce quadroon theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#35731864)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:16 AM
Author: Talented lavender property tattoo

What happened to Lisa Rowe? She still poast?

I see she was outed quite a bit in 2010-2012. NOT COOL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#36451142)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:25 AM
Author: chest-beating menage circlehead

it's 180 that she doesn't post here anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#36451208)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:17 AM
Author: Talented lavender property tattoo

(insert joke about "Family Sized Pizza" here)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#36451150)



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Date: April 30th, 2019 3:51 PM
Author: Onyx balding party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#38165888)



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Date: June 21st, 2020 7:19 PM
Author: metal jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#40468295)



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Date: June 23rd, 2020 9:49 PM
Author: metal jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#40482943)



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Date: July 11th, 2020 3:12 AM
Author: obsidian exciting pit police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#40585370)



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Date: December 16th, 2021 4:34 PM
Author: Onyx balding party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#43620983)



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Date: March 22nd, 2022 5:40 PM
Author: Onyx balding party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#44198924)