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I was thinking during my last tattoo session that I really d...
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Arson investigations are flame, they consider it suspicious ...
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In NY, we call this form of insurance fraud "Jewish Lig...
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It's almost like a bar mitzvah for them.
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shocker!
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That's the difference.
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Date: August 12th, 2023 11:12 AM
Author: Transparent histrionic parlor prole

I was thinking during my last tattoo session that I really don't want to be in the sushi business anymore, so I dropped some Molly and brainstormed about to get out of it.

I'm going to get chandler to dress like a the head chef (hat and all) have him to turn on all the gas stoves before leaving. Plan is to leave a lit candle in the attic before I leave town for Vegas to attend some CLE. When the gas pops, I should get more than my money back with the insurance payouts.

You see, it's ideas and actions like this why I have so much money. Other people look at buying $2 lottery ticket as the way to riches. But I see a candle, some gas, an albi (and a Mongolian fall guy) as the real opportunity. That's why I have the highest cash flow on XO

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Date: August 12th, 2023 11:12 AM
Author: jade stirring base



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Date: August 12th, 2023 11:16 AM
Author: Concupiscible hell



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Date: August 12th, 2023 11:17 AM
Author: hot stag film pervert



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Date: August 12th, 2023 11:27 AM
Author: Vivacious Associate Ratface



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Date: August 12th, 2023 11:29 AM
Author: Painfully honest vibrant trailer park



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Date: August 12th, 2023 12:08 PM
Author: titillating station antidepressant drug



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Date: August 12th, 2023 5:05 PM
Author: Transparent histrionic parlor prole



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Date: August 12th, 2023 5:05 PM
Author: Seedy Institution Gunner

Wow...

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Date: August 12th, 2023 5:07 PM
Author: violent haunted graveyard

Arson investigations are flame, they consider it suspicious if you have no alibi (because maybe you set it yourself) and also suspicious if you do have an alibi (because maybe you hired someone to do it and then made sure you had an alibi). Your best bet is to have an intermediate level of alibi that can eventually be verified but only with immense difficulty. Good luck brother.

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Date: August 12th, 2023 5:09 PM
Author: House-broken newt

In NY, we call this form of insurance fraud "Jewish Lighting" because, no flame, it's a cultural reality that every Jewish real estate investor and small business owner (where relevant) does it one time in their career. And I mean exactly one time. Not zero and not 2+.

They even have a saying. I forget how it goes exactly. But it's something like the following in Yiddish:

"You're an idiot if you never commit insurance fraud, and you're an idiot if you do it more than once."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5387062&forum_id=2Reputation#46661301)



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Date: August 12th, 2023 5:11 PM
Author: Lime Electric Sanctuary Milk

It's almost like a bar mitzvah for them.

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Date: July 7th, 2024 8:24 PM
Author: big-titted digit ratio site



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Date: August 15th, 2023 1:56 PM
Author: Spruce son of senegal stage

shocker!

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Date: August 15th, 2023 2:03 PM
Author: glassy point new version

>You're an idiot if you never commit insurance fraud, and you're an idiot if you do it more than once

bro didn't count on this forum being packed to the gills with weebs who know this quote about mt fuji

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Date: July 7th, 2024 8:26 PM
Author: magical burgundy hunting ground



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Date: August 12th, 2023 5:13 PM
Author: swashbuckling very tactful athletic conference

That's the difference.

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Date: August 12th, 2023 6:18 PM
Author: Transparent histrionic parlor prole

👀

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Date: December 2nd, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: Pilgrims Did Nothing Wrong (TDNW)



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Date: August 12th, 2023 5:13 PM
Author: insane embarrassed to the bone senate



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Date: August 12th, 2023 5:15 PM
Author: flushed frum mediation corn cake



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Date: August 13th, 2023 6:33 PM
Author: Transparent histrionic parlor prole



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Date: August 15th, 2023 1:52 PM
Author: Transparent histrionic parlor prole



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Date: August 17th, 2023 7:54 PM
Author: Transparent histrionic parlor prole



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Date: October 8th, 2023 8:10 AM
Author: Transparent histrionic parlor prole



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Date: July 6th, 2024 10:52 PM
Author: Transparent histrionic parlor prole



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Date: July 7th, 2024 8:22 PM
Author: Transparent histrionic parlor prole



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Date: July 12th, 2024 7:45 PM
Author: Transparent histrionic parlor prole



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Date: January 8th, 2025 5:37 PM
Author: Transparent histrionic parlor prole

Wow, he actually did it

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Date: January 8th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: Razzmatazz unholy brunch selfie

burn baby burn

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Date: January 8th, 2025 5:47 PM
Author: metal duck-like area



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