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Hypo: $40k tax free but you must eat 6 mozzarella sticks daily for a year

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disrespectful masturbator
  07/06/25
come on man, that is one meal
Comical Area
  07/06/25
It’s only $40k, not a large amount of money but it&rsq...
disrespectful masturbator
  07/06/25
how many hours do you work to actually net 40k?
Comical Area
  07/06/25
Idk like 3 days of work
disrespectful masturbator
  07/06/25
do i have to find them myself or are they provided somehow?
Painfully honest vivacious milk philosopher-king
  07/06/25
If you go into a bathroom and turn the lights off and yell &...
disrespectful masturbator
  07/06/25
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lake dilemma weed whacker
  07/06/25
18000000000000
deranged thriller home shitlib
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Odious Tantric Property
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Painfully honest vivacious milk philosopher-king
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fragrant wagecucks
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Unhinged Razzle-dazzle Brunch
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impertinent ticket booth
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Fishy den
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slap-happy talented ceo giraffe
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blue persian jewess
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amber famous landscape painting codepig
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Mauve slippery double fault pistol
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Drab jew
  07/12/25
Can I accept this multiple times concurrently? Like, can I u...
Odious Tantric Property
  07/06/25
realistically isn't this just breakfast for some psycho that...
Comical Area
  07/06/25
I am being entirely serious. If I could up this to 24 sticks...
Odious Tantric Property
  07/06/25
These are the fried ones like you get from a bar, not just a...
disrespectful masturbator
  07/06/25
Yep. I'll make it work. There weren't any stipulations about...
Odious Tantric Property
  07/06/25
I think I'd tap out at 12 but I don't think I'd struggle wit...
Comical Area
  07/06/25
Every extra 6 gets you $20k more
disrespectful masturbator
  07/06/25
I'll take 24 sticks a day.
Odious Tantric Property
  07/06/25
that's 3,600 calories you will be disco-sized by the end.
laughsome jet-lagged theatre halford
  07/07/25
Not with 2-3 hours of cardio a day
Odious Tantric Property
  07/07/25
do i have to source the sticks myself? idk that this is wor...
fuchsia twinkling uncleanness
  07/06/25
This is RFK Jr., your Secretary of Health and Human Services...
Startled indian lodge
  07/06/25
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Drab jew
  07/14/25
40k seems steep but mozzarella sticks are 180, so ok
Unhinged Razzle-dazzle Brunch
  07/06/25
This one is close, but the lack of sales tax makes it worth ...
azure coiffed coffee pot church building
  07/07/25
upping it to 12/18/24/etc is tcq
electric shivering therapy business firm
  07/07/25
if they are burger king sized rinky dink ones yes. if they a...
impertinent ticket booth
  07/07/25
Can I request them baked instead if fried? Are they kosher?
hairraiser affirmative action center
  07/07/25
They are whatever the Trader Joe’s mozzarella sticks a...
disrespectful masturbator
  07/07/25
serving size 3 pieces(77g) calories per serving 260 ...
laughsome jet-lagged theatre halford
  07/07/25
It’s not but having them 365 days in a row would be te...
disrespectful masturbator
  07/07/25
they're not kosher. how does that work for me?
hairraiser affirmative action center
  07/07/25
you're indian why do you care?
laughsome jet-lagged theatre halford
  07/07/25
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slap-happy talented ceo giraffe
  07/07/25
veddy veddy not kosher
hairraiser affirmative action center
  07/07/25
cheese and breadcrumbs isn't kosher? wtf is wrong with you ...
electric shivering therapy business firm
  07/09/25
you need to pay a (((rabbi))) to magically make things (((ko...
laughsome jet-lagged theatre halford
  07/09/25
I was at a farmer's market in NJ where some religious Jews w...
slap-happy talented ceo giraffe
  07/11/25
prole tell: thinking kosher means a rabbi blesses the food. ...
hairraiser affirmative action center
  07/11/25
Yeah, that was a point of discussion, but he noted that in d...
slap-happy talented ceo giraffe
  07/11/25
are you retarded? kosher certification has literally nothing...
hairraiser affirmative action center
  07/11/25
I'm retelling a conversation I overheard. I didn't get the ...
slap-happy talented ceo giraffe
  07/13/25
so you're transmitting like 4th degree hearsay about somethi...
hairraiser affirmative action center
  07/13/25
most cheese is not kosher because of animal rennets. if you ...
hairraiser affirmative action center
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Unhinged Razzle-dazzle Brunch
  07/07/25
No 40k for you
slap-happy talented ceo giraffe
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disrespectful masturbator
  07/08/25
Your god is dumb as shit. Just do one of your regular tricks...
Filthy roommate
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Odious Tantric Property
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slap-happy talented ceo giraffe
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disrespectful masturbator
  07/09/25
based on the TJ's mozz sticks nutrition facts, you'd get 74%...
Soul-stirring community account
  07/09/25
define 'sticks'
Stimulating Toilet Seat
  07/11/25
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disrespectful masturbator
  07/12/25
I'd do 30 sticks. Everyday. Then I'd take my $43,800,000 and...
high-end pisswyrm
  07/13/25


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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:37 PM
Author: disrespectful masturbator



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:38 PM
Author: Comical Area

come on man, that is one meal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Reputation#49077691)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:49 PM
Author: disrespectful masturbator

It’s only $40k, not a large amount of money but it’s very inconvenient and an unhealthy meal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Reputation#49077705)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:52 PM
Author: Comical Area

how many hours do you work to actually net 40k?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Reputation#49077713)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:54 PM
Author: disrespectful masturbator

Idk like 3 days of work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Reputation#49077723)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:50 PM
Author: Painfully honest vivacious milk philosopher-king

do i have to find them myself or are they provided somehow?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Reputation#49077706)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: disrespectful masturbator

If you go into a bathroom and turn the lights off and yell “take me away, take me away to the cheesy shores of cheddar bay” when you turn the lights back on a basket of 6 mozzarella sticks with a side of marinara sauce will appear in the sink

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Reputation#49077730)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 11:50 PM
Author: lake dilemma weed whacker



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:05 AM
Author: deranged thriller home shitlib

18000000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Reputation#49077861)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:08 AM
Author: Odious Tantric Property



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:04 AM
Author: Painfully honest vivacious milk philosopher-king



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:06 AM
Author: fragrant wagecucks



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:20 AM
Author: Unhinged Razzle-dazzle Brunch



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:35 AM
Author: coral balding factory reset button kitchen



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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:39 AM
Author: impertinent ticket booth



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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: Fishy den



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:20 AM
Author: slap-happy talented ceo giraffe



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:36 PM
Author: blue persian jewess



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:35 AM
Author: amber famous landscape painting codepig



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: Stimulating Toilet Seat



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:02 PM
Author: Effete Brethren



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:05 PM
Author: Mauve slippery double fault pistol



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Date: July 12th, 2025 12:13 PM
Author: Drab jew



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:50 PM
Author: Odious Tantric Property

Can I accept this multiple times concurrently? Like, can I up it to 12 for $80k?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Reputation#49077707)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:53 PM
Author: Comical Area

realistically isn't this just breakfast for some psycho that is trying to go crazy at the gym? idk if you're being sarcastic but it seems pretty doable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Reputation#49077716)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: Odious Tantric Property

I am being entirely serious. If I could up this to 24 sticks a day for $160k I would do it in a heartbeat.

I could literally do all of that in one meal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Reputation#49077727)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: disrespectful masturbator

These are the fried ones like you get from a bar, not just a cheese stick brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Reputation#49077732)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:57 PM
Author: Odious Tantric Property

Yep. I'll make it work. There weren't any stipulations about how I had to consume them, just that I had to. If I'm really struggling I'll throw them in a food processor or a blender to make things easier.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Reputation#49077734)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:58 PM
Author: Comical Area

I think I'd tap out at 12 but I don't think I'd struggle with that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Reputation#49077738)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: disrespectful masturbator

Every extra 6 gets you $20k more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Reputation#49077725)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: Odious Tantric Property

I'll take 24 sticks a day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Reputation#49077729)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 9:07 AM
Author: laughsome jet-lagged theatre halford

that's 3,600 calories you will be disco-sized by the end.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Reputation#49078404)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: Odious Tantric Property

Not with 2-3 hours of cardio a day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Reputation#49078900)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: fuchsia twinkling uncleanness

do i have to source the sticks myself?

idk that this is worth 40k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Reputation#49077726)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 11:10 PM
Author: Startled indian lodge

This is RFK Jr., your Secretary of Health and Human Services. The Department is monitoring responses to this poast to find the CR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Reputation#49077755)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 12:39 AM
Author: Drab jew



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Date: July 6th, 2025 11:36 PM
Author: Unhinged Razzle-dazzle Brunch

40k seems steep but mozzarella sticks are 180, so ok

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Reputation#49077803)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 5:25 AM
Author: azure coiffed coffee pot church building

This one is close, but the lack of sales tax makes it worth it, assuming the mozzarella sticks are fresh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Reputation#49078180)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:37 AM
Author: electric shivering therapy business firm

upping it to 12/18/24/etc is tcq

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Reputation#49078353)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:42 AM
Author: impertinent ticket booth

if they are burger king sized rinky dink ones yes. if they are restaurant sized big boys no. cost to heart health not worth the 40k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Reputation#49078365)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 9:01 AM
Author: hairraiser affirmative action center

Can I request them baked instead if fried? Are they kosher?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Reputation#49078386)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:18 AM
Author: disrespectful masturbator

They are whatever the Trader Joe’s mozzarella sticks are in terms of size and nutrition

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Reputation#49078730)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:20 AM
Author: laughsome jet-lagged theatre halford

serving size

3 pieces(77g)

calories per serving

260

So only 520 calories? That's not terrible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Reputation#49078733)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: disrespectful masturbator

It’s not but having them 365 days in a row would be terrible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Reputation#49078738)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:26 AM
Author: hairraiser affirmative action center

they're not kosher. how does that work for me?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Reputation#49078743)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: laughsome jet-lagged theatre halford

you're indian why do you care?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Reputation#49078752)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:23 PM
Author: slap-happy talented ceo giraffe



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: hairraiser affirmative action center

veddy veddy not kosher

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Reputation#49078879)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:15 AM
Author: electric shivering therapy business firm

cheese and breadcrumbs isn't kosher? wtf is wrong with you ppl?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Reputation#49085417)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:32 AM
Author: laughsome jet-lagged theatre halford

you need to pay a (((rabbi))) to magically make things (((kosher))) and Trader Joes is too cheap to do that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Reputation#49085446)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:47 PM
Author: slap-happy talented ceo giraffe

I was at a farmer's market in NJ where some religious Jews were giving some NJ honey farmer grief because he didn't pay a rabbi to bless his honey. He explained that he looked into it and didn't think it made any sense whatsoever since there are no real requirements other than the rabbi blessing his honey and the stuff that matters like how the honey was made wasn't the area of their attention at all. You can feed the bees total shit like corn syrup and they would still make it Kosher as long as you paid them, while he put in the work to make premium honey and they dgaf. It was hilarious seeing this Italian bro argue with these Jews that their entire system is bullshit and that his family ran their apiary for generations and that their religion isn't substantive. This Jewish woman took offense at this but he wasn't having it and suggested they go somewhere else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Reputation#49093436)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:55 PM
Author: hairraiser affirmative action center

prole tell: thinking kosher means a rabbi blesses the food.

it's amazing how many prole goyim think this. any goy who has been around jews knows that kosher means the product is what it purports to be and doesnt contain improper non-kosher additives

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Reputation#49093467)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:58 PM
Author: slap-happy talented ceo giraffe

Yeah, that was a point of discussion, but he noted that in discussions with the rabbis at no point did they gaf about how the honey was made. They were like "do you add anything" he said "no" and they were like ok, this just needs to be blessed. He pointed that out to the Jews who dismissed this and noted that this was about respecting their religion and he pointed out that their religion doesn't result in better honey.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Reputation#49093474)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:07 PM
Author: hairraiser affirmative action center

are you retarded? kosher certification has literally nothing to do with blessing anything. there are no blessings. i dont know wtf ur babbling about regarding honey and who youre talking about bc i didnt read ur tl;dr, but i just know ur babbling and talking out of ur ass.

kosher is a certification. the kosher agency is putting their stamp of approval that the product is what it purports to be and doesnt have non-kosher ingredients. simple as that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Reputation#49093509)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 8:37 PM
Author: slap-happy talented ceo giraffe

I'm retelling a conversation I overheard. I didn't get the contact info for the orthodox Jews so that other Jews like you could get in contact with them at a later date to argue about their understanding of Kosher rules. Sorry about that.

I'm not even Jewish so I don't really know or care about this level of detail.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Reputation#49098817)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 11:13 PM
Author: hairraiser affirmative action center

so you're transmitting like 4th degree hearsay about something you dont know jack shit about? got it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Reputation#49099230)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:57 PM
Author: hairraiser affirmative action center

most cheese is not kosher because of animal rennets. if you go to the grocery store, only 1% of the cheeses are kosher

https://oukosher.org/blog/consumer-kosher/say-cheese/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Reputation#49093472)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 4:17 PM
Author: Unhinged Razzle-dazzle Brunch



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: slap-happy talented ceo giraffe

No 40k for you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Reputation#49078877)



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Date: July 8th, 2025 11:22 PM
Author: disrespectful masturbator



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:30 AM
Author: Filthy roommate

Your god is dumb as shit. Just do one of your regular tricks like eat them in the dark or under an umbrella or something so he doesn't even notice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Reputation#49085438)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Odious Tantric Property



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: slap-happy talented ceo giraffe



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Date: July 9th, 2025 4:10 PM
Author: disrespectful masturbator



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Date: July 9th, 2025 4:38 PM
Author: Soul-stirring community account

based on the TJ's mozz sticks nutrition facts, you'd get 74% of your saturated fat from these little fuckers per day

4 PINNOCHI'S-O. NOT WORTH IT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Reputation#49087406)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: Stimulating Toilet Seat

define 'sticks'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Reputation#49093479)



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Date: July 12th, 2025 12:11 PM
Author: disrespectful masturbator



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Date: July 13th, 2025 11:18 PM
Author: high-end pisswyrm

I'd do 30 sticks. Everyday. Then I'd take my $43,800,000 and put it in trusts for my kids so they would be taken care of.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Reputation#49099235)