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Archive of XO-original Seinfeld scripts ITT

Pls paste links to ones not yet here: One social taboo Se...
mahogany thirsty university national security agency
  07/17/22
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Gold Parlor Mexican
  07/17/22
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Beady-eyed school cafeteria
  07/17/22
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Citrine at-the-ready lodge toaster
  07/18/22
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mahogany thirsty university national security agency
  09/29/22
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mahogany thirsty university national security agency
  01/07/23
Seinfeld episode where they discuss vaxxed ppl at risk due t...
Thriller lay
  01/07/23
Seinfeld skit where they discuss rebunking the lab leak theo...
Thriller lay
  01/07/23
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Citrine at-the-ready lodge toaster
  01/09/23
crossing state lines http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread...
wild death wish
  01/09/23
George's parents dealing with COVID restrictions: http://...
wild death wish
  01/09/23
Smelly pussy http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=...
Mint den
  03/18/23
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mahogany thirsty university national security agency
  05/05/23
Financing a burrito: http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread...
wild death wish
  05/05/23
Seinfeld episode where Kramer claims he can hear colors afte...
chartreuse 180 gay wizard
  05/05/23
http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341734&fo...
garnet heady philosopher-king fanboi
  06/01/23
Antisemite Duke Students Walk Out Of Seinfeld’s Commen...
Fragrant Property Sound Barrier
  08/22/24
Seinfeld episode where George has a chance to date Sigourney...
Fragrant Property Sound Barrier
  08/22/24
Dating a dumb German girl https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?...
Fragrant Property Sound Barrier
  08/22/24
Gabby Petito disappearance: https://xoxohth.com/thread.ph...
Hairraiser Stag Film Half-breed
  08/22/24
Seinfeld episode where Kramer lists Jerry's car on turo h...
Fragrant Property Sound Barrier
  08/23/24
Seinfeld episode where they discuss people getting disinvite...
Fragrant Property Sound Barrier
  08/23/24
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Fragrant Property Sound Barrier
  08/23/24
Seinfeld episode where Puddy disgusts Elaine by supporting T...
Fragrant Property Sound Barrier
  08/23/24
Seinfeld episode where Kramer defends SVB rescue as not a ba...
Fragrant Property Sound Barrier
  08/23/24
Apple picking plot ideas https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?t...
Fragrant Property Sound Barrier
  09/28/24
Seinfeld episode where Kramer is caught posting on Nude Afri...
Deep crystalline personal credit line volcanic crater
  09/28/24
this seemed good but was underperformance imo for evan 39. i...
Slippery Gunner
  09/28/24
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mahogany thirsty university national security agency
  02/17/25
Kramer gets a job at DOGE and eliminates Newman's job htt...
Fragrant Property Sound Barrier
  03/02/25
Yankees Charlie Kirk memorial https://xoxohth.com/thread.ph...
Fragrant Property Sound Barrier
  09/18/25
Bad news guys, we can’t do these anymore - ya see, &ld...
'"'"''"
  06/11/26
actually the xo Seinfeld scripts I've seen are 10000x funnie...
fuck her right in the pussy
  06/11/26


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Date: July 17th, 2022 11:27 PM
Author: mahogany thirsty university national security agency

Pls paste links to ones not yet here:

One social taboo Seinfeld never grappled with…

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1859449&mc=66&forum_id=2

George dates Sigourney Weaver:

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4934319&mc=24&forum_id=2

Kramer gets stolen cane from longshoreman Joe Sestak:

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4289339&mc=46&forum_id=2

America has become corrupt:

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4937270&mc=52&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2Reputation#44868423)



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Date: July 17th, 2022 11:31 PM
Author: Gold Parlor Mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2Reputation#44868436)



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Date: July 17th, 2022 11:39 PM
Author: Beady-eyed school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2Reputation#44868471)



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Date: July 18th, 2022 9:47 AM
Author: Citrine at-the-ready lodge toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2Reputation#44869758)



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Date: September 29th, 2022 4:59 AM
Author: mahogany thirsty university national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2Reputation#45249162)



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Date: January 7th, 2023 3:12 PM
Author: mahogany thirsty university national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2Reputation#45756151)



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Date: January 7th, 2023 3:18 PM
Author: Thriller lay

Seinfeld episode where they discuss vaxxed ppl at risk due to unvaxxed

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4917605&mc=56&forum_id=2#43289940

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2Reputation#45756181)



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Date: January 7th, 2023 3:23 PM
Author: Thriller lay

Seinfeld skit where they discuss rebunking the lab leak theory

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4841553&mc=52&forum_id=2#42512210

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2Reputation#45756204)



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Date: January 9th, 2023 11:37 AM
Author: Citrine at-the-ready lodge toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2Reputation#45763622)



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Date: January 9th, 2023 11:41 AM
Author: wild death wish

crossing state lines

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4965019&mc=51&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2Reputation#45763649)



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Date: January 9th, 2023 11:51 AM
Author: wild death wish

George's parents dealing with COVID restrictions:

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4752891&forum_id=2#41849573

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2Reputation#45763708)



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Date: March 18th, 2023 3:03 AM
Author: Mint den

Smelly pussy

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4910333&mc=11&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2Reputation#46067659)



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Date: May 5th, 2023 2:15 AM
Author: mahogany thirsty university national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2Reputation#46272406)



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Date: May 5th, 2023 7:46 AM
Author: wild death wish

Financing a burrito:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5320001&mc=33&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2Reputation#46272571)



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Date: May 5th, 2023 7:58 AM
Author: chartreuse 180 gay wizard

Seinfeld episode where Kramer claims he can hear colors after the COVID vax: http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4925973&forum_id=2#43156148



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2Reputation#46272589)



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Date: June 1st, 2023 10:34 AM
Author: garnet heady philosopher-king fanboi

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341734&forum_id=2#46325486

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2Reputation#46378768)



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Date: August 22nd, 2024 11:47 PM
Author: Fragrant Property Sound Barrier

Antisemite Duke Students Walk Out Of Seinfeld’s Commencement Speech

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527812&mc=75&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2Reputation#47997060)



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Date: August 22nd, 2024 11:48 PM
Author: Fragrant Property Sound Barrier

Seinfeld episode where George has a chance to date Sigourney Weaver, but...

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4934319&mc=38&forum_id=2#43211214

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2Reputation#47997067)



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Date: August 22nd, 2024 11:49 PM
Author: Fragrant Property Sound Barrier

Dating a dumb German girl

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5579033&mc=34&forum_id=2#47984000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2Reputation#47997070)



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Date: August 22nd, 2024 11:52 PM
Author: Hairraiser Stag Film Half-breed

Gabby Petito disappearance:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4926480&mc=44&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2Reputation#47997080)



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Date: August 23rd, 2024 12:09 AM
Author: Fragrant Property Sound Barrier

Seinfeld episode where Kramer lists Jerry's car on turo

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5168286&mc=19&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2Reputation#47997105)



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Date: August 23rd, 2024 12:10 AM
Author: Fragrant Property Sound Barrier

Seinfeld episode where they discuss people getting disinvited to Obama’s party

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4895547&mc=51&forum_id=2#42918676

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2Reputation#47997108)



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Date: August 23rd, 2024 12:14 AM
Author: Fragrant Property Sound Barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2Reputation#47997115)



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Date: August 23rd, 2024 12:18 AM
Author: Fragrant Property Sound Barrier

Seinfeld episode where Puddy disgusts Elaine by supporting TX vs Biden

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5481708&mc=47&forum_id=2#47334089

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2Reputation#47997120)



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Date: August 23rd, 2024 1:07 AM
Author: Fragrant Property Sound Barrier

Seinfeld episode where Kramer defends SVB rescue as not a bailout

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5305630&mc=37&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2Reputation#47997262)



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Date: September 28th, 2024 12:29 AM
Author: Fragrant Property Sound Barrier

Apple picking plot ideas

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5600347&mc=17&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2Reputation#48139494)



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Date: September 28th, 2024 2:35 AM
Author: Deep crystalline personal credit line volcanic crater

Seinfeld episode where Kramer is caught posting on Nude Africa

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5598336&mc=34&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2Reputation#48139604)



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Date: September 28th, 2024 2:44 AM
Author: Slippery Gunner

this seemed good but was underperformance imo for evan 39. its mechanical exercise for evan its social commentary (interracial observations) with a modern twist (nude africa website) theres a internal reference (callback joke to mulatto lady) and usurp expectations (kramer being shameless) for parable ending (to brainwash the sitcom audience opinion on acceptability of interracial)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2Reputation#48139607)



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Date: February 17th, 2025 8:04 PM
Author: mahogany thirsty university national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2Reputation#48669891)



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Date: March 2nd, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: Fragrant Property Sound Barrier

Kramer gets a job at DOGE and eliminates Newman's job

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5676099

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2Reputation#48707645)



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Date: September 18th, 2025 11:53 AM
Author: Fragrant Property Sound Barrier

Yankees Charlie Kirk memorial

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5772059&mc=32&forum_id=2#49252715

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2Reputation#49281272)



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Date: June 11th, 2026 8:33 PM
Author: '"'"''"

Bad news guys, we can’t do these anymore - ya see, “fuck her right in the pussy” tp (HILARIOUS 2014 reference moniker btw! definitely a guy with an AMAZEBALLS sense of humor! 😂) says Seinfeld is overrated! *jackoff motion*

https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5873073&mc=95&forum_id=2



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2Reputation#49932234)



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Date: June 11th, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: fuck her right in the pussy

actually the xo Seinfeld scripts I've seen are 10000x funnier than the show

you know what else was pretty funny was that AI Seinfeld Twitch stream, "Nothing, Forever"

and this moniker is from way back when FHRITP was a thing, sorry you hate throwbacks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2Reputation#49932244)