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Things they don’t make commercials for anymore

When I was a kid there were ads for Static Guard, which was ...
Dead bipolar address
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God can see inside your shirt collar. Never forget.
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I remember endless long distance telephone carrier commercia...
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Cr 1-800-COLLECT was everywhere 1-800-DENTIST too
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I remember the ones for those discount long distance numbers...
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Just use 10-10-321!
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OP was not what I was expecting, which was cig ads Do mesot...
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I don’t think anyone here is old enough to remember ci...
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(guy that hasn't seen any ads for sports gambling)
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I remember a lot of ads for athlete's foot medication. You ...
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That’s a good one. More people go to the gym now too. ...
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Yeah, or maybe socks are better or more breathable somehow, ...
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Way more cereal commercials back in the day
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never see Snapple ads anymore
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margarine that tastes like butter
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Lottery commercials
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“Best of” CD mixes
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Those are really nostalgic for me. I remember watching them...
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Period pads using blue ink.
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Now they advertise washable period underwear.
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Miss Cleo
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I see ads for California Psychics still
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the only ads now are medication and gambling. showing that t...
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Haven't seen an AOL commercial in years
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They are all online now
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vaginal douche commercials. they never actually named the p...
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I never see “PSAs” anymore
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Dexatrim
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Woolite
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Date: May 26th, 2024 12:24 PM
Author: Dead bipolar address

When I was a kid there were ads for Static Guard, which was a spray can women used to stop “static cling,” which I think was when women’s dresses stuck to their stockings/hose. I still have no idea how this stuff worked or why it was needed. This wasn’t a one-off or fad product, these commercials were on all the time for years.

Also this thing called “Wisk,” which was supposed to get rid of “ring around the collar.” I guess women don’t do their men’s laundry anymore and/or men don’t wear collared shirts anymore. This product made no sense to me either, cause who even sees the inside of your shirt collar?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2Reputation#47692575)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 12:34 PM
Author: amethyst haunting plaza

God can see inside your shirt collar. Never forget.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2Reputation#47692606)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 12:25 PM
Author: Insanely creepy heaven boltzmann

I remember endless long distance telephone carrier commercials.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2Reputation#47692580)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 12:31 PM
Author: Henna impressive regret

Cr 1-800-COLLECT was everywhere

1-800-DENTIST too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2Reputation#47692597)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 1:35 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Corn Cake Sound Barrier

dial down the middle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2Reputation#47692774)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 9:12 PM
Author: drunken genital piercing personal credit line

I remember the ones for those discount long distance numbers like 10-10-321 and 10-10-220, they always had bitter comedians like George Carlin and Dennis Miller

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2Reputation#47693952)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 10:14 PM
Author: Dead bipolar address

ALF and Al Bundy too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2Reputation#47694087)



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Date: May 28th, 2024 1:40 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone useless brakes piazza

Just use 10-10-321!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2Reputation#47697864)



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Date: May 28th, 2024 1:42 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone useless brakes piazza

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pDonrJ2WVWM

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2Reputation#47697867)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 12:26 PM
Author: Lilac boistinker

OP was not what I was expecting, which was cig ads

Do mesothelioma PI commercials count here?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2Reputation#47692583)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 10:16 PM
Author: Dead bipolar address

I don’t think anyone here is old enough to remember cigarette commercials on TV, other than OldHLSGuy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2Reputation#47694091)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 11:43 PM
Author: Lilac boistinker

You got Virginia Slims, now, baby

You've come a long, long way

https://youtu.be/DknIw0KhrZ8

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2Reputation#47694319)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 12:26 PM
Author: Irate French Immigrant Native

Head on Apply Directly to the Forehead

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2Reputation#47692584)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: spectacular fighting roast beef house

White people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2Reputation#47692585)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 1:14 PM
Author: High-end Jade Corner Stain

Zoobooks! Special TV offer!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2Reputation#47692706)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 1:15 PM
Author: Medicated degenerate

(guy that hasn't seen any ads for sports gambling)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2Reputation#47692709)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: Shaky Fortuitous Meteor Mother

I remember a lot of ads for athlete's foot medication. You don't see that so much anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2Reputation#47692587)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 10:17 PM
Author: Dead bipolar address

That’s a good one. More people go to the gym now too. Maybe gyms today are less disgusting than the Ys of yesteryear.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2Reputation#47694094)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 11:46 PM
Author: Shaky Fortuitous Meteor Mother

Yeah, or maybe socks are better or more breathable somehow, like people aren't wearing big thick tubesocks anymore or something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2Reputation#47694324)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: Irate French Immigrant Native

Way more cereal commercials back in the day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2Reputation#47692589)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 1:36 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Corn Cake Sound Barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2Reputation#47692778)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 12:32 PM
Author: Irate French Immigrant Native

never see Snapple ads anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2Reputation#47692602)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 1:08 PM
Author: Medicated degenerate

(faggot skallas)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2Reputation#47692678)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 12:34 PM
Author: Very Tactful Persian

margarine that tastes like butter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2Reputation#47692605)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 12:34 PM
Author: Shaky Fortuitous Meteor Mother

Lottery commercials



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2Reputation#47692607)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 12:35 PM
Author: Henna impressive regret

“Best of” CD mixes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2Reputation#47692608)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 3:57 PM
Author: Shaky Fortuitous Meteor Mother

Those are really nostalgic for me. I remember watching them as a kid. They would play a few seconds of each song, and I would learn and sing the "mixes" to myself. My dad thought it was hilarious.

Example:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KoHRI8Mb95k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2Reputation#47693045)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 12:35 PM
Author: amethyst haunting plaza

Period pads using blue ink.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2Reputation#47692610)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 12:42 PM
Author: useless sweet tailpipe

Now they advertise washable period underwear.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2Reputation#47692625)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 12:36 PM
Author: useless sweet tailpipe

Edu-cation con-nec-tion...*hot chick bounces around*

Instant coffee



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2Reputation#47692616)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 1:01 PM
Author: Lilac boistinker

Get connected

For free

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2Reputation#47692661)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 10:11 PM
Author: Carmine Rebellious Main People Site

Education Connection girl is broke and begging for money

https://www.gofundme.com/f/with-rent-and-bills-during-the-writers-strike?utm_campaign

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2Reputation#47694072)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 12:39 PM
Author: High-end Jade Corner Stain

psychic readings, divination shit, I forgot the name of the popular one right before 9/11 miss Cleo or something like that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2Reputation#47692624)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 12:43 PM
Author: avocado out-of-control internal respiration

Miss Cleo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2Reputation#47692626)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 1:16 PM
Author: magenta pontificating church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2Reputation#47692716)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 9:13 PM
Author: drunken genital piercing personal credit line

Dionne Warwick Psychic Friends Network was also big

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2Reputation#47693955)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 1:21 PM
Author: rusted elastic band pit

I see ads for California Psychics still

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2Reputation#47692732)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 1:07 PM
Author: High-end Jade Corner Stain

https://youtu.be/O-2gifrvuwU?si=ase2Pr8IZNSGRGZX

Christine said we could talk about ANYTHING

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2Reputation#47692673)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 1:17 PM
Author: magenta pontificating church building

Now That's What I Call Music 250

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2Reputation#47692719)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 1:18 PM
Author: magenta pontificating church building

Girls Gone Wild

Jamster

Whole genre of disreputable services that would come on late at night on the Sci-Fi channel or Comedy Central

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2Reputation#47692726)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 1:33 PM
Author: Buff bearded really tough guy mad-dog skullcap

Hooked on Phonics

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2Reputation#47692770)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 9:57 PM
Author: magenta pontificating church building

Muzzy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2Reputation#47694039)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 1:37 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Corn Cake Sound Barrier

the only ads now are medication and gambling. showing that the only profitable businesses are servicing boomers and scamming proles.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2Reputation#47692780)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 1:39 PM
Author: Irradiated faggotry electric furnace

Haven't seen an AOL commercial in years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2Reputation#47692781)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 8:04 PM
Author: violent motley partner telephone

They are all online now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2Reputation#47693731)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 9:24 PM
Author: Marvelous twisted locale

Used to be lots more ads for perfume and cologne

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2Reputation#47693965)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 9:24 PM
Author: Bisexual Temple

vaginal douche commercials. they never actually named the product, either. there would be weird vague allusions to 'feeling fresh' and stock footage of women in dresses cavorting in fields followed by the summer's eve logo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2Reputation#47693966)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 9:54 PM
Author: pearly overrated nowag center

I never see “PSAs” anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2Reputation#47694031)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 10:11 PM
Author: Carmine Rebellious Main People Site

Dexatrim

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2Reputation#47694073)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 10:15 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone useless brakes piazza

Woolite

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2Reputation#47694089)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 10:15 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone useless brakes piazza

Crystal Light

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VCJUiqQxtZQ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2Reputation#47694090)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 10:20 PM
Author: 180 french chef national

Jenny Craig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2Reputation#47694099)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 11:59 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone useless brakes piazza

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=PLxesVFWhCE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2Reputation#47694342)



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Date: May 29th, 2024 7:41 PM
Author: 180 french chef national

apparently they went bankrupt in the last year. the fats have won

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2Reputation#47702035)



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Date: May 27th, 2024 3:15 AM
Author: rusted elastic band pit

Blockbuster Video

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2Reputation#47694523)