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witht he first overall pick, Skadden selects Jay Cohen from HLS

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self-centered regret circlehead
  04/30/15
This isn't going to help their diversity numbers, Dan.
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wouldn't dla piper get the first pick?
Hideous curious center
  04/30/15
traded the pick for an M&A senior associate and the mosc...
self-centered regret circlehead
  04/30/15
Not necessarily, Roger. While DLA Piper was in last place on...
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"And to no one's great surprise, there goes Cohen with ...
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kid has an excellent billing per hour average
self-centered regret circlehead
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You'll recall that as a summer associate he showed a lot of ...
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More please.
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someone's gotta tell me the second pick
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  05/01/15
180 doesn't even begin to do this post justice.
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180 lmfao
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this thread has potential to be an historic thread. cant bel...
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Real upside in this thread. Some are saying it has "Who...
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Jones Day is now on the clock
self-centered regret circlehead
  04/30/15
Brett Alschweid, summa + coif + top GPA at Colorada Boulder....
brass unhinged theater skinny woman
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"Dan a lot of folks see Jones Day as pulling BYU's vale...
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180
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180 monikers
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lmao
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classic shit right here
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the question on everyone's minds: how far does Jaquazeon Bry...
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Dechert on the clock
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Brett, I really like Vikram Hemanthan at this pick. UChicago...
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180 this seems like a reach this early
self-centered regret circlehead
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really like this kid's frame, though. he's 5'8 with early hi...
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jesus christ
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dan, why arent any girls being discussed at this point in th...
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*adds entry to Skadden meta-index*
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so did Skadden finish dead last in the V100 last season or d...
Galvanic Newt
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Is that Danny Doobs from IU in the green room? I didn't thin...
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"Bob, a lot of people were saying the V100 should have ...
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holy shit this thread isn't funny at all. No wonder you a...
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(IRL Jay Cohen)
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i personally don't find it very funny, but i've never watche...
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are you kidding not a lawyer but this is the funniest fucki...
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that's twice u've expressed incorrect MAF opinions today fri...
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Yeah. Bro is just ENFAECALIZING the board atm
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"With the fourth pick . . . Baker Botts selects . ....
Splenetic Rusted Trust Fund Locale
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lol what a reach!
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unrealistic.
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"Well Dan, Cadwalader's up next, and if you believe the...
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frightening
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180s all around
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fuck
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devestating
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I actually felt my blood pressure rise after the student loa...
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This one gets me.
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a remarkable thread
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"Dan, here comes traditional powerhouse Cravath at pick...
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she really wowed scouts with her travel pictures from her tr...
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While we wait for the next pick, on-campus insider Nathan Gr...
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180
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this is gaining traction on twitter
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link?
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holy shit 180^180
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Latham & Watkins is now on the clock. Dan, I really l...
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An often overlooked point, Dan, is the value a Jenkins bring...
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180 thread
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  05/01/15
i've got to say, Brett, that i'm surprised we are this deep ...
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Dan, while we're waiting for Strook to make its pick, let's ...
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jesus
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this thread got fucking dark
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1 fuckin' 80
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jfc
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Is the person that this is based off a recruiter now?
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omggggggggg
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Our on-campus insider Nathan Greybaum is back with us from G...
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self-centered regret circlehead
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While we're on the topic of endorsements, Dan, we're getting...
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I LOL'd at the boxy Jos A Bank suit
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180.
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sad gluttony and unnecessary rapaciousness
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fucking trigger warning bro
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18000
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Swollen field
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this needs to be revisited.
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Fairly sure he didn't go to skadden
light hospital kitty
  07/24/15
Didn't know he was a real person. Was trying to use a jewy n...
self-centered regret circlehead
  07/25/15
Makes it that much more funny, I guess.
light hospital kitty
  07/25/15
Know I feel bad if this isn't flame :(
self-centered regret circlehead
  07/25/15
The funniest part is that, in a fitting tribute to what this...
aphrodisiac potus corner
  07/25/15
Interestingly, I was thinking of yet a different Jay Cohen i...
light hospital kitty
  07/25/15
No point, man. It's the first goddamn Google result anyway.
aphrodisiac potus corner
  07/25/15
Maybe it's a doobs honeypot.
light hospital kitty
  07/25/15
Lol holy shit not flame. Complete coincidence, hope this guy...
self-centered regret circlehead
  07/25/15
Possibly my favorite thread of all time.
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This thread and the "all hands on deck" thread are...
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Link?
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ABA Insider Nate Greybaum with a summer update: "Dis...
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*checks all your boxes CLOTHMO*
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so, how has Cohen been doing?
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Reports say Cohen is in his office checking commas by 6 AM e...
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Jesus. How did it take me so long to find this?
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180 bump
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day 2. lots of ucla bros hoping to get picked up by latham
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we've had a few unexpected law reviewers fall into the secon...
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underrated
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weil gotshal on the clock
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has anyone been cut yet?
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Former Bracewell early selection Latisha Crawford had her of...
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Bill: With White & Case on the clock this next pick coul...
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more than every firms are weary of grads with 'character iss...
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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:22 PM
Author: self-centered regret circlehead



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:26 PM
Author: sienna idea he suggested library

This isn't going to help their diversity numbers, Dan.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#27795876)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:27 PM
Author: self-centered regret circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#27795882)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:50 PM
Author: violent shaky boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#27796061)



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Date: July 24th, 2015 11:57 PM
Author: Boyish psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#28407816)



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Date: April 30th, 2016 12:24 PM
Author: nofapping chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#30378422)



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 12:19 AM
Author: Talking Maize People Who Are Hurt Nursing Home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#36294901)



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 12:27 PM
Author: Talking Maize People Who Are Hurt Nursing Home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#36296450)



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Date: December 19th, 2018 3:24 PM
Author: hot giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#37434605)



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Date: July 2nd, 2024 12:44 PM
Author: impertinent scourge upon the earth stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#47801857)



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Date: October 11th, 2024 6:38 PM
Author: Exciting Brethren Base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#48188448)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:27 PM
Author: Hideous curious center

wouldn't dla piper get the first pick?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#27795885)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:30 PM
Author: self-centered regret circlehead

traded the pick for an M&A senior associate and the moscow office

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#27795907)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:32 PM
Author: sienna idea he suggested library

Not necessarily, Roger. While DLA Piper was in last place on the 2014 deal boards, since 2012, biglaw has used a weighted lottery system much like the NBA and Cheesecake Factory. So there's no guarantee that last place will get first pick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#27795923)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:49 PM
Author: painfully honest cruel-hearted liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#27796051)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:32 PM
Author: painfully honest cruel-hearted liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#27795924)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:27 PM
Author: Swollen field

"And to no one's great surprise, there goes Cohen with the number one overall pick. Dan?"

"Yeah Brett this makes a lot of sense to me. The kid's got a short body, really weak limbs, and fibromyalgia. There's no way he's going to have other things going on in his social life. He also won the Sears, and Skadden doesn't get many looks at students of his caliber on their appellate practice team. Cohen's going to bring some much needed depth to their 2nd Circuit offerings."

"Here we see some of his results from the combine, and again, just fantastic results. We don't see the explosiveness that we see out of other likely first rounders in doc review, but Cohen made it 9 hours in the piss break test, the third overall highest performance, and he put up an astonishing 19 hours billed before 'needing a nap'. We just don't see much of this kind of endurance out of top-ranked HLS students. Really a no-brainer first pick."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#27795886)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:30 PM
Author: impertinent scourge upon the earth stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#27795905)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:31 PM
Author: self-centered regret circlehead

kid has an excellent billing per hour average

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#27795919)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:37 PM
Author: sienna idea he suggested library

You'll recall that as a summer associate he showed a lot of promise in being able to push those time entries just about as close to the line as you can get without drawing a foul from corporate counsel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#27795957)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:32 PM
Author: painfully honest cruel-hearted liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#27795929)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:33 PM
Author: Hyperventilating Fiercely-loyal Boistinker Church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#27795934)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:35 PM
Author: sienna idea he suggested library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#27795942)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:35 PM
Author: Hideous curious center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#27795946)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:36 PM
Author: Blue fragrant mood factory reset button

More please.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#27795952)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:36 PM
Author: Swollen field

someone's gotta tell me the second pick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#27795955)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 8:00 PM
Author: razzle casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#27796129)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 9:44 PM
Author: Hilarious Silver Senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#27796984)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:26 AM
Author: arousing dopamine

Wonderful

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#27799685)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:28 AM
Author: Bespoke Pontificating Queen Of The Night Abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#27799693)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:29 AM
Author: Black submissive market gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#27799697)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:30 AM
Author: thriller stag film

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#27799703)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:32 AM
Author: Big stead sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#27799710)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:33 AM
Author: Marvelous Low-t Affirmative Action Haunted Graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#27799720)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:48 AM
Author: Clear Piazza

legit lmao'd @ fibromyalgia.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#27799810)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 6:27 PM
Author: free-loading tanning salon degenerate

180 doesn't even begin to do this post justice.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#27803507)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 1:08 PM
Author: Narrow-minded Racy Party Of The First Part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#27849028)



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Date: July 24th, 2015 11:57 PM
Author: Boyish psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#28407812)



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Date: November 30th, 2015 5:28 PM
Author: onyx histrionic knife athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#29278897)



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Date: April 30th, 2016 1:52 PM
Author: tripping bbw

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#30378794)



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Date: June 27th, 2016 6:10 PM
Author: Insanely creepy mauve preventive strike

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#30803991)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 1:46 AM
Author: Swollen field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#31072051)



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Date: May 20th, 2017 9:14 AM
Author: Swollen field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#33350703)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 10:15 PM
Author: Talking Maize People Who Are Hurt Nursing Home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#36294276)



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Date: August 19th, 2018 9:57 AM
Author: fuchsia bat-shit-crazy lodge love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#36642860)



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Date: August 26th, 2020 11:35 PM
Author: bistre offensive step-uncle's house stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#40819474)



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Date: August 26th, 2020 11:42 PM
Author: lime point new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#40819539)



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Date: October 10th, 2024 8:58 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle sanctuary becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#48185570)



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Date: October 10th, 2024 8:59 PM
Author: Thirsty spectacular double fault

180 lmfao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#48185574)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:32 PM
Author: painfully honest cruel-hearted liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#27795922)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:36 PM
Author: Hideous curious center

this thread has potential to be an historic thread. cant believe it's never been done before.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#27795949)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:47 PM
Author: painfully honest cruel-hearted liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#27796030)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:50 PM
Author: violent shaky boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#27796060)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:50 AM
Author: Big stead sweet tailpipe

Real upside in this thread. Some are saying it has "Who just joined?"-level potential, Dan.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#27799822)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 5:08 PM
Author: Hideous curious center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#27803046)



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Date: July 24th, 2015 11:58 PM
Author: Boyish psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#28407818)



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Date: February 9th, 2021 5:30 PM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#41916492)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:40 PM
Author: self-centered regret circlehead

Jones Day is now on the clock

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#27795986)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:45 PM
Author: brass unhinged theater skinny woman

Brett Alschweid, summa + coif + top GPA at Colorada Boulder.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#27796017)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:46 PM
Author: Swollen field

"Dan a lot of folks see Jones Day as pulling BYU's valedictorian Stephen Richards. Richards clerked on the 6th Circuit and looks great in a suit. Your thoughts?"

"Brett, it's the obvious choice. Richards has condemned the ACA in print and published an article in the Columbia Law Review about the role of historical role of clergy in the drafting of statutes. We are told that he has also not yet united with a woman and is not yet a priest of his home, and Jones Day has deployed pent up sexual frustration to great effect all across their midwestern presence, getting Cleveland associates to work well past the hour that the city has gone to bed. Richards can bring that kind of gay Mormon energy to the team."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#27796019)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:49 PM
Author: Hideous curious center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#27796046)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:49 PM
Author: painfully honest cruel-hearted liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#27796048)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:49 PM
Author: self-centered regret circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#27796049)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:50 PM
Author: violent shaky boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#27796057)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:53 PM
Author: Hilarious Silver Senate

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#27796080)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 8:00 PM
Author: razzle casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#27796130)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:29 AM
Author: Bespoke Pontificating Queen Of The Night Abode

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#27799695)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:30 AM
Author: Black submissive market gay wizard

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#27799699)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 12:33 PM
Author: Stimulating Bisexual Place Of Business

180 monikers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#27800835)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:33 AM
Author: Marvelous Low-t Affirmative Action Haunted Graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#27799716)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:49 AM
Author: Clear Piazza

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#27799812)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 10:42 AM
Author: crusty frozen shrine

classic shit right here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#27800038)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 5:58 PM
Author: wine razzmatazz parlour tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#27803326)



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Date: November 30th, 2015 6:29 PM
Author: Bateful Cocky Feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#29279205)



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Date: May 20th, 2017 9:22 AM
Author: Odious orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#33350735)



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Date: May 20th, 2017 9:47 AM
Author: Heady Pungent Nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#33350804)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 10:30 PM
Author: Talking Maize People Who Are Hurt Nursing Home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#36294351)



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Date: August 26th, 2020 11:42 PM
Author: lime point new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#40819540)



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Date: December 22nd, 2021 1:35 PM
Author: grizzly costumed trailer park legend

*standing ovation*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#43657367)



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Date: October 10th, 2024 8:56 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone native international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#48185566)



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Date: October 10th, 2024 8:58 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle sanctuary becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#48185573)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:52 PM
Author: Multi-colored Cuck

the question on everyone's minds: how far does Jaquazeon Bryant fall after those well-publicized off-the-quad issues relating to alleged tweets expressing a so-called "shitlib" worldview. that has really hurt him in the eyes of a lot of GMs, which you know is being discussed right now in a lot of war rooms as they try to balance that against the potential that, with his UNLIMITED upside potential, they could be passing up another Andrew A. Pinson

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#27796067)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:55 PM
Author: brass unhinged theater skinny woman

Dechert on the clock

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#27796097)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 8:03 PM
Author: Hilarious Silver Senate

Brett, I really like Vikram Hemanthan at this pick. UChicago Coif, first generation American, he's shed the accent but still is far from integrated into American social life.

You know Dan you read the OCI interviewer reports and this guy seems like a slam dunk for Dechert. But as you know I have a heavy ground presence at UChicago and I have sources telling me some troubling things about Vikram's lunchtime outside lecturer attendance. There seems a real pattern of attending "public interest" lectures, especially focused on the plight of the third world poor. This is going to go far beyond the prescribed pro-bono vision of most firms, and I imagine it is something Dechert is struggling with as the clock dwindles down. Don't be surprised if we see a last second trade at this spot, Dan.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#27796155)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 8:04 PM
Author: self-centered regret circlehead

180

this seems like a reach this early

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#27796163)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 8:12 PM
Author: brass unhinged theater skinny woman

really like this kid's frame, though. he's 5'8 with early hints of a gut. give this kid some seamless and have him sit down in chair for 16 hrs, and he's gonna put on 25, 30 lbs easy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#27796234)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:33 AM
Author: Titillating Coiffed Set

jesus christ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#27799714)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:50 AM
Author: Clear Piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#27799819)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 12:34 PM
Author: Stimulating Bisexual Place Of Business

rofl

twice i spit up my coffee itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#27800846)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 5:55 PM
Author: wine razzmatazz parlour tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#27803312)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 6:10 PM
Author: supple beta deer antler brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#27803415)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 6:15 PM
Author: Plum Doobsian Whorehouse Wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#27803436)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 8:31 PM
Author: Big stead sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#27804230)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 8:35 PM
Author: Soul-stirring theatre roommate

this hits a little close to home FUCK

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#27804249)



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Date: April 30th, 2016 1:31 PM
Author: Elite erotic juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#30378703)



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Date: October 10th, 2021 3:18 PM
Author: Elite erotic juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#43250968)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:34 AM
Author: Marvelous Low-t Affirmative Action Haunted Graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#27799725)



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Date: August 26th, 2020 11:37 PM
Author: bistre offensive step-uncle's house stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#40819492)



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Date: October 10th, 2021 8:28 PM
Author: Exhilarant shimmering resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#43252112)



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Date: April 30th, 2015 8:18 PM
Author: Hideous curious center

dan, why arent any girls being discussed at this point in the draft?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#27796290)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 2:54 AM
Author: sienna idea he suggested library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#27799086)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:26 AM
Author: arousing dopamine

*adds entry to Skadden meta-index*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#27799686)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:28 AM
Author: Galvanic Newt

so did Skadden finish dead last in the V100 last season or did Stroock's GM trade the #1 pick for help getting a reservation at dorsia?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#27799694)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:30 AM
Author: Splenetic Rusted Trust Fund Locale

Is that Danny Doobs from IU in the green room? I didn't think he was invited to the draft.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#27799701)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:34 AM
Author: Blue fragrant mood factory reset button

"Bob, a lot of people were saying the V100 should have pulled the draft from Indy after the entire RFRA scandal, but I think everybody was overlooking other issues..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#27799723)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:46 AM
Author: Splenetic Rusted Trust Fund Locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#27799797)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:39 AM
Author: Talented buff milk twinkling uncleanness

holy shit this thread isn't funny at all.

No wonder you are all a bunch of no-friend faggots IRL.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#27799752)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:39 AM
Author: Blue fragrant mood factory reset button

(IRL Jay Cohen)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#27799758)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:45 AM
Author: Splenetic Rusted Trust Fund Locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#27799792)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 5:02 PM
Author: Hideous curious center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#27803006)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 1:09 PM
Author: Narrow-minded Racy Party Of The First Part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#27849035)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 4:44 PM
Author: hot giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#38200984)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 10:44 AM
Author: Galvanic Newt

i personally don't find it very funny, but i've never watched the draft and usually have the sound off when i have a game on.

it's clearly well executed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#27800047)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 12:36 PM
Author: Stimulating Bisexual Place Of Business

are you kidding

not a lawyer but this is the funniest fucking thing evar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#27800865)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 5:08 PM
Author: sepia mischievous shitlib gunner

that's twice u've expressed incorrect MAF opinions today friendo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#27803042)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 5:56 PM
Author: wine razzmatazz parlour tank

It's a bold strategy, Cotton. Let's see if it pays off for 'em

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#27803315)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:15 PM
Author: Swollen field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#27804453)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 8:28 PM
Author: abnormal electric space jap

Yeah. Bro is just ENFAECALIZING the board atm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#27804217)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:45 AM
Author: Splenetic Rusted Trust Fund Locale

"With the fourth pick . . .

Baker Botts selects . . .

Chad Thundercock, III, Vanderbilt University"

Whoa! Bit of a reach from Baker Botts here going for Thundercock with so many proven talents on the board such as Lawson Ng from Boalt Hall and Jonas Kaplan from Columbia. Thundercock put up mediocre numbers during his time at Vanderbilt, 2.5 GPA, some uninspiring moot court performances, but he really shined at the combine, stunning the crowd with record speed in the notorious find and replace drill. A lot of scouts think he has tremendous upside, but you'd think Botts could have traded down and still landed Chad later in the round.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#27799790)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:46 AM
Author: Blue fragrant mood factory reset button

lol what a reach!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#27799800)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 10:18 AM
Author: self-centered regret circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#27799935)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 10:31 AM
Author: Cordovan cracking dilemma mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#27799990)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 5:08 PM
Author: Indecent Address

unrealistic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#27803038)



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Date: February 15th, 2020 12:43 PM
Author: Irradiated university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#39599343)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:46 AM
Author: Big stead sweet tailpipe

"Well Dan, Cadwalader's up next, and if you believe the mock drafts, they'll be taking a good hard look at Mike Dammer here."

"They certainly will. Dammer worried a lot of people when, after a 1L in the library all night, he spent 2L and 3L going out with friends occasionally, and there were even some rumblings of a girlfriend. But you just can't ignore those incredible combine numbers--$250k of debt out of Cornell ON TOP OF the $70k he'd built up at Middlebury! Safe to say any firm looks at those numbers and thinks 'Here's a guy who will never, ever leave.'"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#27799799)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:47 AM
Author: Blue fragrant mood factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#27799805)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:47 AM
Author: Splenetic Rusted Trust Fund Locale

frightening

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#27799807)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:50 AM
Author: Bespoke Pontificating Queen Of The Night Abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#27799820)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:52 AM
Author: Clear Piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#27799830)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 10:18 AM
Author: Marvelous Low-t Affirmative Action Haunted Graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#27799933)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 10:18 AM
Author: self-centered regret circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#27799936)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 10:23 AM
Author: Diverse locus philosopher-king

180s all around

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#27799960)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 10:33 AM
Author: Black submissive market gay wizard

fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#27799998)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 5:03 PM
Author: Hideous curious center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#27803013)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 5:42 PM
Author: Cerebral ivory crackhouse electric furnace

devestating

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#27803249)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:20 PM
Author: Titillating Coiffed Set

I actually felt my blood pressure rise after the student loan part

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#27804474)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 1:10 PM
Author: Narrow-minded Racy Party Of The First Part

This one gets me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#27849045)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 12:01 AM
Author: Boyish psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#28407837)



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Date: August 1st, 2015 10:32 AM
Author: Cerebral ivory crackhouse electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#28455711)



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Date: September 3rd, 2015 9:35 PM
Author: Motley theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#28684524)



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Date: May 20th, 2017 9:21 AM
Author: Irradiated university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#33350732)



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Date: August 26th, 2020 11:44 PM
Author: lime point new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#40819548)



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Date: December 22nd, 2021 1:37 PM
Author: grizzly costumed trailer park legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#43657389)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 10:27 AM
Author: hairraiser boltzmann

a remarkable thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#27799973)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 12:07 PM
Author: vibrant parlor prole

"Dan, here comes traditional powerhouse Cravath at pick number 6. Now, sources close to Cravath's training camp indicate the firm has worked out Michigan's Rachel Cohenberg. This would be an interesting choice. She has shown flashes of big-firm star material throughout her law school career - magna cum laude, law review, plus key intangibles like a lack of committed relationship and enthusiastic participation in two half marathons, sure to be a hit among Cravath's Type A womens committee culture. However, her draft stock took a hit when she failed to secure her coveted executive board position on the Law Review, spending her 3L year instead as a lowly contributing editor, and she spooked several recruiting committees at the 1L Meet The Firm event by asking about firm policies for artificial insemination and maternity leave. All in all, a risk with significant upside that Cravath may be well-positioned to absorb.

Back to Roger in the studio for a breaking USNWR rankings report."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#27800691)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 12:24 PM
Author: self-centered regret circlehead

she really wowed scouts with her travel pictures from her trips abroad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#27800782)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 12:37 PM
Author: mewling wonderful quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#27800869)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 5:01 PM
Author: Blue fragrant mood factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#27802989)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 5:04 PM
Author: Hideous curious center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#27803019)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 5:18 PM
Author: Contagious chartreuse chad

While we wait for the next pick, on-campus insider Nathan Greybaum joins us live from Georgetown University Law Center with a developing story. Nate, what are you hearing?

I've just been informed by several partners at various Vault 100 firms that they have completely removed Georgetown top prospect and law review editor Ben Schwartzman from their boards amidst rumors that he wore a black suit and rubber soled shoes to on campus interviews. I'll stay with this intriguing development and provide updates accordingly, but right now it looks like Schwartzman's in for a long lonely stay in the green room, similar to most of his weekends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#27803081)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 5:59 PM
Author: Plum Doobsian Whorehouse Wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#27803335)



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Date: August 26th, 2020 11:38 PM
Author: bistre offensive step-uncle's house stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#40819502)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 5:41 PM
Author: Cerebral ivory crackhouse electric furnace

one of those threads I could've sworn has already been done.

That's the way it is with good ones, you're sure you've read them before.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#27803243)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 5:57 PM
Author: wine razzmatazz parlour tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#27803320)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 5:50 PM
Author: Slimy dashing organic girlfriend

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#27803293)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 5:52 PM
Author: Frum Twinkling Stain Coldplay Fan

this is gaining traction on twitter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#27803296)



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Date: September 3rd, 2015 10:00 PM
Author: Alcoholic impressive genital piercing rigpig

link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#28684690)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 5:55 PM
Author: brilliant associate

holy shit 180^180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#27803313)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 6:15 PM
Author: Plum Doobsian Whorehouse Wrinkle

Latham & Watkins is now on the clock.

Dan, I really like Darnell Jenkins from Howard University. He's a real blue-collar lunch pail kind of guy. He doesn't have the intellectual horsepower of a Jay Cohen or a Stephen Richards and there are questions about the quality of his competition at Morehouse and Howard but what he lacks in brainpower he more than makes up for with heart and the intangibles. He's a hard-working leader who's well-respected by his peers and his professors, and he'll be an instant client-favorite.

Brett, I agree. For these lower picks it's not about finding the superstars but finding the role-players to plug the gaps.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#27803432)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 6:17 PM
Author: Hideous curious center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#27803442)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 6:31 PM
Author: Contagious chartreuse chad

An often overlooked point, Dan, is the value a Jenkins brings to the firm basketball team, which in recent years has suffered after the lateral of Tyrone Collins.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#27803523)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:47 PM
Author: Plum Doobsian Whorehouse Wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#27804660)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:48 PM
Author: Hideous curious center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#27804667)



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Date: May 2nd, 2015 4:40 PM
Author: trip duck-like corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#27808397)



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Date: May 29th, 2015 3:16 PM
Author: free-loading tanning salon degenerate

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#27990770)



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Date: July 24th, 2015 11:58 PM
Author: Boyish psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#28407821)



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Date: January 27th, 2018 12:40 PM
Author: lascivious disgusting location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#35252903)



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Date: April 27th, 2018 10:11 PM
Author: trip duck-like corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#35935706)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 6:15 PM
Author: Pink azn den

180 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#27803435)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 6:28 PM
Author: Indecent Address

i've got to say, Brett, that i'm surprised we are this deep in the draft and no one from yls has even been brought up. i know some firms have been shying away from yls after getting burned on clerkship defections the past few years, but still. Care to fill in the audience on this recent phenomenon?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#27803510)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 6:43 PM
Author: brass unhinged theater skinny woman

Dan, while we're waiting for Strook to make its pick, let's talk a little bit about Jessica Birken from NYU. Her stats don't really pop off the page, but I think there's a lot to like here in terms of 'want to'. You're looking a woman here--recruiters are gonna toss around the phrase 'Shrew'--you're looking at a woman here who's had two abortions without betraying the slightest hint of emotion. After the second one, when she was a 3L, she went hard at Bar Review later that very day and raw dogged a 1L. I'm told she skipped her grandmother's funeral in order to go on Spring Break with the law school 'cool clique'; she just couldn't stand the idea of missing the social media photo opps.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#27803616)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 6:58 PM
Author: brilliant associate

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#27803728)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 7:00 PM
Author: Hideous curious center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#27803738)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 7:22 PM
Author: Swollen field

great work ITT. you understand the spirit and the language

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#27803872)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 7:27 PM
Author: Cerebral ivory crackhouse electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#27803903)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 7:28 PM
Author: self-centered regret circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#27803905)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 7:23 PM
Author: self-centered regret circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#27803877)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 1:21 PM
Author: Rough-skinned up-to-no-good masturbator

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#27849095)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 1:23 PM
Author: hairraiser boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#27849099)



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Date: July 24th, 2015 11:49 PM
Author: Titillating Coiffed Set

this thread got fucking dark

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#28407775)



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Date: July 24th, 2015 11:52 PM
Author: Underhanded Digit Ratio

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#28407785)



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Date: September 3rd, 2015 9:38 PM
Author: Motley theater stage

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#28684548)



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Date: May 20th, 2017 9:31 AM
Author: sexy school cafeteria laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#33350767)



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Date: July 10th, 2017 3:40 AM
Author: Transparent mind-boggling main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#33740175)



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Date: October 22nd, 2017 12:08 PM
Author: Spruce unholy business firm round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#34501576)



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Date: February 15th, 2020 12:51 PM
Author: Irradiated university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#39599369)



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Date: July 12th, 2021 10:35 PM
Author: 180 son of senegal

Is the person that this is based off a recruiter now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#42772283)



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Date: December 22nd, 2021 1:38 PM
Author: grizzly costumed trailer park legend

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#43657394)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 7:05 PM
Author: Contagious chartreuse chad

Our on-campus insider Nathan Greybaum is back with us from Georgetown University Law Center to give us an update on the sliding Ben Schwartzman. Nate?

Brett, I just got off the phone with Schwartzman's agent, his father Ari, who vehemently denies reports that his son, the prize GULC recruit, wore a black suit and rubber soles to on campus interviews. In fact, his agent father claims that Ben only wears Allen Edmonds Park Avenues and was close to reaching an endorsement deal with the esteemed brand until these vicious rumors started. As of now we are unsure where the rumors started, with some fellow Hoyas speculating that the leak came out of the camp of a rival student whom Schwartzman jilted at the Barrister's Ball. More to come.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#27803767)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 7:26 PM
Author: Hideous curious center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#27803895)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 7:29 PM
Author: self-centered regret circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#27803910)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 7:30 PM
Author: brass unhinged theater skinny woman

While we're on the topic of endorsements, Dan, we're getting word that--no surprise really--we're learning that number 1 pick Jay Cohen inked a deal with Jos A Bank. Jay was seen wearing a particularly boxy dark grey number when he walked up to the podium. Let's see how the pant's stand up when Cohen starts putting some more meat on those thighs and does some serious sitting.

On the flip side, Brian Chen of UPenn, undrafted so far, is wearing just a, wow, just a skin tight suit. His dick might be wider than those lapels. Anyway, as he waits to see weather DLA is gonna take a flyer on him, he's flitting around in a pocket square and some loud argyle socks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#27803921)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 7:31 PM
Author: Contagious chartreuse chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#27803927)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:24 PM
Author: Titillating Coiffed Set

I LOL'd at the boxy Jos A Bank suit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#27804496)



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Date: May 2nd, 2015 3:27 PM
Author: Indecent Address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#27808005)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 1:10 PM
Author: self-centered regret circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#27849042)



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Date: May 20th, 2017 9:45 AM
Author: Irradiated university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#33350801)



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Date: February 15th, 2020 12:52 PM
Author: Irradiated university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#39599372)



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Date: May 29th, 2015 3:16 PM
Author: free-loading tanning salon degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#27990766)



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Date: August 10th, 2015 6:42 PM
Author: trip duck-like corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#28522768)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 7:18 PM
Author: sienna idea he suggested library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#27803848)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 10:03 PM
Author: brass unhinged theater skinny woman

Brett, let's talk for a sec about the Seamless portion of the combine. We've been hearing that depending on the firm or managing partner, that metric is going to be looked at differently.

Yeah, Dan, there are a couple different takes on that. Some firms are gonna look at a summer associate who orders right up to the firm's nightly dollar limit as too assertive. Yes that cost is getting passed on to the client, but that's evidence of an associate trying to max out their own welfare in some small regard. Lot of firms don't want to see that kind of behavior, no matter how trivially it manifests itself.

And other firms, Brett?

Yeah, they're gonna look at *what* you ordered. If you're hitting the dollar limit, but you're getting their not by ordering a small amount of good sushi or whatever, but a ton of shit food--I'm talking about burger, fries, shake, chickent tenders, cheesecake from a midtown diner--they're gonna like that. Some firms will like that sort of sad gluttony and unnecessary rapaciousness.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#27804767)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 10:14 PM
Author: Contagious chartreuse chad

180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#27804812)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 10:18 PM
Author: Plum Doobsian Whorehouse Wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#27804826)



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Date: May 2nd, 2015 4:50 PM
Author: learning disabled alpha pervert

brilliant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#27808467)



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Date: May 9th, 2015 10:03 AM
Author: self-centered regret circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#27853598)



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Date: May 9th, 2015 10:16 AM
Author: Fantasy-prone foreskin crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#27853635)



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Date: May 29th, 2015 3:16 PM
Author: free-loading tanning salon degenerate

JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#27990763)



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Date: August 10th, 2015 6:51 PM
Author: Black submissive market gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#28522797)



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Date: November 30th, 2015 6:37 PM
Author: Bateful Cocky Feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#29279242)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 8:42 PM
Author: brass unhinged theater skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#31202519)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 8:59 PM
Author: Vigorous Half-breed

sad gluttony and unnecessary rapaciousness

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#31202660)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 9:20 PM
Author: nofapping chapel

fucking trigger warning bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#34321504)



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Date: August 27th, 2020 12:06 AM
Author: Copper harsh sandwich principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#40819742)



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Date: February 9th, 2021 5:27 PM
Author: Elite erotic juggernaut

18000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#41916475)



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Date: May 1st, 2015 10:34 PM
Author: Clear Piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#27804949)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 1:06 PM
Author: Pearl Floppy Garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#27849020)



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Date: May 9th, 2015 9:59 AM
Author: self-centered regret circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#27853585)



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Date: May 29th, 2015 3:23 PM
Author: Slimy dashing organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#27990814)



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Date: July 24th, 2015 11:32 PM
Author: Swollen field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#28407698)



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Date: July 24th, 2015 11:41 PM
Author: mildly autistic snowy indian lodge blood rage

this needs to be revisited.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#28407749)



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Date: July 24th, 2015 11:41 PM
Author: Contagious chartreuse chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#28407751)



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Date: July 24th, 2015 11:59 PM
Author: light hospital kitty

Fairly sure he didn't go to skadden

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#28407827)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 12:05 AM
Author: self-centered regret circlehead

Didn't know he was a real person. Was trying to use a jewy name

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#28407842)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 12:06 AM
Author: light hospital kitty

Makes it that much more funny, I guess.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#28407846)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 12:07 AM
Author: self-centered regret circlehead

Know I feel bad if this isn't flame :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#28407849)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 12:10 AM
Author: aphrodisiac potus corner

The funniest part is that, in a fitting tribute to what this thread is based upon, the actual Jay Cohen has interned with both the NBA and NFL:

https://www.linkedin.com/pub/jay-cohen/63/55b/b74

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#28407861)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 12:12 AM
Author: light hospital kitty

Interestingly, I was thinking of yet a different Jay Cohen in biglaw nyc. How many can there be?

Also, you should consider taking the link down. People on this bort can be unhinged.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#28407869)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 12:17 AM
Author: aphrodisiac potus corner

No point, man. It's the first goddamn Google result anyway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#28407894)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 12:21 AM
Author: light hospital kitty

Maybe it's a doobs honeypot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#28407906)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 12:12 AM
Author: self-centered regret circlehead

Lol holy shit not flame. Complete coincidence, hope this guy doesn't visit this great bort and think I was making fun of him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#28407873)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 12:05 AM
Author: aphrodisiac potus corner

Possibly my favorite thread of all time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#28407843)



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Date: July 25th, 2015 12:56 AM
Author: Titillating Coiffed Set

This thread and the "all hands on deck" thread are two of the best threads I've ever seen here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#28408043)



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Date: August 1st, 2015 10:40 AM
Author: adventurous menage

Wtf? No. In this department, xo2005 actually lived up to the hype.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#28455738)



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Date: November 30th, 2015 5:34 PM
Author: Greedy swashbuckling office national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#29278934)



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Date: August 1st, 2015 11:28 AM
Author: provocative gaped death wish ceo

The Rumsfeld/Star Wars email chain has to be in the conversation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#28455920)



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Date: April 26th, 2018 11:46 AM
Author: anal blathering home tattoo

Link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#35924205)



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Date: June 23rd, 2018 8:01 AM
Author: Talking Maize People Who Are Hurt Nursing Home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#36295661)



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Date: August 1st, 2015 10:55 AM
Author: Contagious chartreuse chad

ABA Insider Nate Greybaum with a summer update:

"Disappointing is the word being thrown around the Cadwalader camp as first round selection Mike Dammer has struggled to grasp the firm's formbook in summer assignments.

It seems scouts' pre-draft fears that Cornell's theory-heavy program would leave Dammer unprepared for the professional game were well founded, and you can expect the second-guessing to begin. Reports indicate Dammer has struggled to grasp even routine pleadings and motions, and recently had no idea how to draft a simple 12(b)(6).

We'll have an update on Jay Cohen's progress at Skadden camp next."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#28455811)



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Date: September 3rd, 2015 9:27 PM
Author: amber sound barrier hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#28684468)



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Date: September 3rd, 2015 9:37 PM
Author: Stimulating Bisexual Place Of Business

*checks all your boxes CLOTHMO*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#28684536)



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Date: February 4th, 2016 9:14 PM
Author: Splenetic Rusted Trust Fund Locale

so, how has Cohen been doing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#29754172)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 8:54 PM
Author: Contagious chartreuse chad

Reports say Cohen is in his office checking commas by 6 AM every morning and the light doesn't go out until 8 pm at night.

This flippant attitude toward leaving the office early while other young associates are still slaving away has soured some at Skadden on the brash Cohen, and rumors persist he recently was called into a one-on-one meeting with a senior partner.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#31202608)



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Date: July 2nd, 2024 12:48 PM
Author: Splenetic Rusted Trust Fund Locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#47801877)



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Date: August 11th, 2015 12:30 AM
Author: Vivacious Maniacal Old Irish Cottage Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#28525471)



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Date: September 3rd, 2015 9:29 PM
Author: Motley theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#28684480)



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Date: November 29th, 2015 11:02 PM
Author: mustard lay reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#29275077)



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Date: February 4th, 2016 8:58 PM
Author: High-end Fanboi Codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#29754062)



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Date: February 4th, 2016 9:08 PM
Author: Ocher Concupiscible Gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#29754138)



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Date: March 1st, 2016 12:37 PM
Author: Pearl Floppy Garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#29952033)



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Date: April 27th, 2016 12:10 PM
Author: Topaz Private Investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#30357358)



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Date: April 29th, 2016 7:51 PM
Author: Sick famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#30375332)



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Date: June 27th, 2016 6:06 PM
Author: Comical clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#30803971)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 8:53 PM
Author: seedy appetizing internal respiration useless brakes

Jesus. How did it take me so long to find this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#31202600)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 7:44 PM
Author: Henna filthpig ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#33179547)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 7:44 PM
Author: emerald aromatic yarmulke public bath

180 bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#33179555)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 5:48 PM
Author: Contagious chartreuse chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#33186931)



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Date: October 22nd, 2017 11:56 AM
Author: nofapping chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#34501498)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 7:44 PM
Author: Ebony Immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#33179557)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 5:40 PM
Author: brass unhinged theater skinny woman

day 2. lots of ucla bros hoping to get picked up by latham

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#33186860)



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Date: April 28th, 2017 5:51 PM
Author: Contagious chartreuse chad

we've had a few unexpected law reviewers fall into the second day after failing to test positive for adderall at the combine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#33186947)



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Date: October 10th, 2024 9:01 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone native international law enforcement agency

underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#48185580)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 9:15 PM
Author: Irradiated university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#34321462)



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Date: October 1st, 2017 4:41 PM
Author: nofapping chapel

weil gotshal on the clock

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#34340870)



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Date: January 27th, 2018 12:33 PM
Author: Godawful Temple

This was me. Love u guys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#35252854)



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Date: January 27th, 2018 12:44 PM
Author: Very Tactful Mexican

How many of the guys from this draft class are still in the league

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#35252944)



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Date: January 27th, 2018 3:00 PM
Author: charismatic misunderstood house candlestick maker

And well into the second day, we still havent seen anyone go from WUSTL. Is that a surprise, Brent?

I dont think so, Rick. I think theres a lot of uncertainty in the ability of that program to produce coachable guys. Firms have learned that just putting up numbers for a couple of years in their system doesnt necessarily translate to the next level. You have a lot of kids coming out of theresplitters, you might call themwho didnt show hustle in undergrad and then only put forth effort learning logic games for the LSAT. That sort of gaming the system approach puzzles firmsis this the kind of kid who is going to immediately focus on building a skillset writing convincing billing entries, or is he going to see the recruiter invites on LinkedIn and standard three-month severance package and learn to coast and lateral? Also, remember that a lot of these kids who turned down sticker at Georgetown here to take a full ride at a school in a cheap flyover city. That lack of prestige obsession compounds the concerns. And I dont need to remind you about the Cravath first year bust from there who quit in the middle of deal to take a job at a four-attorney firm in *South Carolina*.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#35254090)



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Date: January 27th, 2018 3:10 PM
Author: saffron mad-dog skullcap faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#35254151)



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Date: January 27th, 2018 3:10 PM
Author: saffron mad-dog skullcap faggotry

Really good thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#35254152)



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Date: April 26th, 2018 11:21 AM
Author: charismatic misunderstood house candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#35924070)



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Date: April 26th, 2018 11:23 AM
Author: Cyan french chef

has anyone been cut yet?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#35924075)



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Date: December 19th, 2018 4:08 PM
Author: Contagious chartreuse chad

Former Bracewell early selection Latisha Crawford had her office cleared out at the end of her first year.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#37434878)



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Date: April 26th, 2018 11:50 AM
Author: Passionate rebellious cuckold sneaky criminal

Bill: With White & Case on the clock this next pick could change the entire trajectory of the draft, Dan.

Dan: That's exactly right Bill. If White & Case takes one of the tax guys here, either Ari Levy or Ilan Gross, expect to see a mini-run on tax guys and some reaches as this draft is clearly light on the superstar tax associates. On the other hand, if White & Case goes for its traditional litigator it could be a long night for the tax guys and they may fall all the way to the third round.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#35924229)



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Date: April 26th, 2018 11:56 AM
Author: stirring pit weed whacker

We've seen firms shy away from tax guys recently in the first round. The argument has been that they are interchangeable, you can always find a new one to transfer in from a V100-150. But Ari Levy's combine performance might be enough to get him a look here. His theoretical billable recovery percentage is off the charts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#35924275)



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Date: April 26th, 2018 12:02 PM
Author: brass unhinged theater skinny woman

more than every firms are weary of grads with 'character issues'. theyre really gonna be thinking twice about any prospect with a demonstrated passion for any public interest causes or any sort of ethical compunction generally

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#35924302)



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Date: April 28th, 2018 8:04 PM
Author: Vengeful Forum Dog Poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#35940532)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 9:00 PM
Author: nofapping chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#36293966)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 9:50 PM
Author: Talking Maize People Who Are Hurt Nursing Home

"Brett, can you go into why testing positive for a long-term relationship isn't quite the red flag that it used to be?"

Absolutely - in the past firms had usually passed on prospects who failed the LTR test because being in one was seen as a strong predictor of early lateraling. Short-term relationships were seen as totally fine, in fact, a positive if you were having a lot of them, because it was reflective of a deep insecurity that psychologically required prestige, and perhaps even practically required prestige in order to be more desirable, what with biglaw draftees not really having anything else going for them.

But over time firms began to learn that some LTRs were in fact a strong positive on billing per day and on overall years. So now people who test positive for an LTR are put through a battery of tests designed to learn more about the relationship. If the prospect's long-term partner is a warm, cheerful woman who's loved him since before law school and has a nurturing type of job, that's still a huge red flag and indicates early lateraling or even retirement from legal practice. In fact, relationships that began in high-school - "long-term organic" - are dealbreakers for most firms. Actually, *every* firm if the tests reveal that they ever went apple or berry picking together during summer -- just too risky.

But if the prospect's partner is a cold, materialistic, status-conscious, professional-type - a "shrew", firms realize that's big upside. The prospect is gonna start wanting to spend more and more time at the office, spiking average billing per day. He's also gonna be way more trapped, increasing longevity. I heard one stats guy at Weil say the longevity impact is like having an extra $445,950 in debt. I know, it's huge. So firms now are really paying attention to the partner's socials - if there's a high Insta/Tweet/Facebook post per event ratio, or any comments about being child-free or egg freezing, or posts about marathons and countries traveled, those are big big plus for the prospect. If the relationship began on a swipe-app, that's another positive, cause it's unlikely that they'll ever really care about each other enough to support each other through major life changes - like quitting law and moving back home, not to mention the fundamental status-consciousness inherent in those who... fell in love -- *chuckle* -- from a swipe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#36294170)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 9:52 PM
Author: nofapping chapel

fucking brutal, 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#36294177)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 9:54 PM
Author: sienna idea he suggested library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#36294190)



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Date: December 19th, 2018 3:26 PM
Author: Contagious chartreuse chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#37434623)



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Date: December 19th, 2018 3:29 PM
Author: ruddy plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#37434647)



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Date: December 19th, 2018 4:19 PM
Author: milky hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#37434921)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 4:40 PM
Author: Cerebral ivory crackhouse electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#38200953)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 4:41 PM
Author: saffron mad-dog skullcap faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#38200965)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 4:47 PM
Author: hot giraffe

Welp, that's enough internet for one day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#38201002)



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Date: May 8th, 2019 3:17 PM
Author: Glittery adulterous striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#38206255)



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Date: August 26th, 2020 11:39 PM
Author: bistre offensive step-uncle's house stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#40819513)



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Date: August 26th, 2020 11:47 PM
Author: lime point new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#40819585)



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Date: August 26th, 2020 11:55 PM
Author: dark laughsome cruise ship

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#40819652)



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Date: October 10th, 2021 3:32 PM
Author: Magenta Medicated Property Roast Beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#43251005)



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Date: October 10th, 2021 3:35 PM
Author: sienna idea he suggested library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#43251011)



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Date: June 19th, 2023 1:00 PM
Author: jade pozpig area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#46444921)



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Date: September 18th, 2025 1:35 PM
Author: Candy Ride

Wow.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#49281577)



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Date: June 25th, 2018 2:31 PM
Author: Talking Maize People Who Are Hurt Nursing Home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#36306748)



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Date: December 19th, 2018 3:23 PM
Author: brass unhinged theater skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#37434601)



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Date: December 19th, 2018 3:30 PM
Author: Contagious chartreuse chad

Classic thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#37434654)



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Date: April 25th, 2019 9:08 PM
Author: High-end Fanboi Codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#38143388)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 4:32 PM
Author: Jet-lagged kitchen macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#38200891)



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Date: February 15th, 2020 12:04 PM
Author: Irradiated university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#39599213)



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Date: February 15th, 2020 12:12 PM
Author: Bateful Cocky Feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#39599240)



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Date: April 23rd, 2020 3:06 PM
Author: Hideous curious center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#40078149)



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Date: June 4th, 2020 3:09 PM
Author: chestnut beady-eyed range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#40347646)



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Date: August 26th, 2020 11:30 PM
Author: deranged angry station elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#40819424)



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Date: September 10th, 2020 10:06 PM
Author: deranged angry station elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#40901688)



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Date: October 7th, 2020 10:37 AM
Author: dark laughsome cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#41064527)



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Date: January 27th, 2021 1:08 PM
Author: bistre offensive step-uncle's house stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#41834963)



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Date: February 9th, 2021 5:23 PM
Author: Elite erotic juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#41916447)



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Date: April 29th, 2021 7:09 PM
Author: Startling pisswyrm heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#42373077)



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Date: July 6th, 2021 10:37 PM
Author: 180 son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#42742000)



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Date: July 6th, 2021 10:37 PM
Author: Exhilarant shimmering resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#42742006)



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Date: July 6th, 2021 10:40 PM
Author: bistre offensive step-uncle's house stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#42742023)



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Date: September 7th, 2021 2:15 PM
Author: Big stead sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#43076622)



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Date: September 14th, 2021 7:54 PM
Author: 180 son of senegal

In a 3 part series, we look into how Zoom interviews have resulted in more reaches and draft busts than ever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#43117147)



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Date: September 18th, 2025 1:34 PM
Author: Candy Ride



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#49281570)



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Date: December 22nd, 2021 1:34 PM
Author: bossy church building sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#43657359)



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Date: December 22nd, 2021 1:38 PM
Author: grizzly costumed trailer park legend

Going to print this thread, laminate and bind it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#43657397)



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Date: December 22nd, 2021 1:42 PM
Author: Contagious chartreuse chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#43657426)



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Date: December 22nd, 2021 1:43 PM
Author: bossy church building sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#43657430)



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Date: September 18th, 2025 1:41 PM
Author: Paralegal Nahasapeemapetilon (✅🍑)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#49281603)



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Date: December 22nd, 2021 1:46 PM
Author: Contagious chartreuse chad

btw, i don't follow the scholastic game much anymore, but i did hear that this year's top M&A prospect is scheduling an easy final semester in order to get a jump on bar study.

do you think this will help or hurt him in the draft?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#43657453)



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Date: June 21st, 2023 8:41 AM
Author: impertinent scourge upon the earth stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#46453107)



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Date: July 2nd, 2024 10:04 PM
Author: jade pozpig area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#47804100)



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Date: April 24th, 2025 10:47 AM
Author: Big stead sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#48876775)



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Date: September 18th, 2025 1:30 PM
Author: Judas Jones



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2Reputation#49281555)