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Archive of XO-original Seinfeld scripts ITT

Pls paste links to ones not yet here: One social taboo Se...
Flirting out-of-control corner gaping
  07/17/22
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aromatic elastic band azn
  07/17/22
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Haunting contagious den really tough guy
  07/17/22
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Effete startled station
  07/18/22
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Flirting out-of-control corner gaping
  09/29/22
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Flirting out-of-control corner gaping
  01/07/23
Seinfeld episode where they discuss vaxxed ppl at risk due t...
Sapphire Pozpig
  01/07/23
Seinfeld skit where they discuss rebunking the lab leak theo...
Sapphire Pozpig
  01/07/23
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Effete startled station
  01/09/23
crossing state lines http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread...
embarrassed to the bone area kitty cat
  01/09/23
George's parents dealing with COVID restrictions: http://...
embarrassed to the bone area kitty cat
  01/09/23
Smelly pussy http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=...
grizzly indecent hell
  03/18/23
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Flirting out-of-control corner gaping
  05/05/23
Financing a burrito: http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread...
embarrassed to the bone area kitty cat
  05/05/23
Seinfeld episode where Kramer claims he can hear colors afte...
high-end ceo
  05/05/23
http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341734&fo...
stimulating school
  06/01/23
Antisemite Duke Students Walk Out Of Seinfeld’s Commen...
180 rehab gay wizard
  08/22/24
Seinfeld episode where George has a chance to date Sigourney...
180 rehab gay wizard
  08/22/24
Dating a dumb German girl https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?...
180 rehab gay wizard
  08/22/24
Gabby Petito disappearance: https://xoxohth.com/thread.ph...
rebellious slate organic girlfriend
  08/22/24
Seinfeld episode where Kramer lists Jerry's car on turo h...
180 rehab gay wizard
  08/23/24
Seinfeld episode where they discuss people getting disinvite...
180 rehab gay wizard
  08/23/24
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180 rehab gay wizard
  08/23/24
Seinfeld episode where Puddy disgusts Elaine by supporting T...
180 rehab gay wizard
  08/23/24
Seinfeld episode where Kramer defends SVB rescue as not a ba...
180 rehab gay wizard
  08/23/24
Apple picking plot ideas https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?t...
180 rehab gay wizard
  09/28/24
Seinfeld episode where Kramer is caught posting on Nude Afri...
painfully honest adventurous rigor sneaky criminal
  09/28/24
this seemed good but was underperformance imo for evan 39. i...
passionate hall
  09/28/24
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Flirting out-of-control corner gaping
  02/17/25
Kramer gets a job at DOGE and eliminates Newman's job htt...
180 rehab gay wizard
  03/02/25
Yankees Charlie Kirk memorial https://xoxohth.com/thread.ph...
180 rehab gay wizard
  09/18/25
Bad news guys, we can’t do these anymore - ya see, &ld...
'"'"''"
  06/11/26
actually the xo Seinfeld scripts I've seen are 10000x funnie...
need tokens
  06/11/26


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Date: July 17th, 2022 11:27 PM
Author: Flirting out-of-control corner gaping

Pls paste links to ones not yet here:

One social taboo Seinfeld never grappled with…

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1859449&mc=66&forum_id=2

George dates Sigourney Weaver:

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4934319&mc=24&forum_id=2

Kramer gets stolen cane from longshoreman Joe Sestak:

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4289339&mc=46&forum_id=2

America has become corrupt:

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4937270&mc=52&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2Reputation#44868423)



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Date: July 17th, 2022 11:31 PM
Author: aromatic elastic band azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2Reputation#44868436)



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Date: July 17th, 2022 11:39 PM
Author: Haunting contagious den really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2Reputation#44868471)



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Date: July 18th, 2022 9:47 AM
Author: Effete startled station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2Reputation#44869758)



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Date: September 29th, 2022 4:59 AM
Author: Flirting out-of-control corner gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2Reputation#45249162)



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Date: January 7th, 2023 3:12 PM
Author: Flirting out-of-control corner gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2Reputation#45756151)



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Date: January 7th, 2023 3:18 PM
Author: Sapphire Pozpig

Seinfeld episode where they discuss vaxxed ppl at risk due to unvaxxed

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4917605&mc=56&forum_id=2#43289940

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2Reputation#45756181)



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Date: January 7th, 2023 3:23 PM
Author: Sapphire Pozpig

Seinfeld skit where they discuss rebunking the lab leak theory

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4841553&mc=52&forum_id=2#42512210

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2Reputation#45756204)



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Date: January 9th, 2023 11:37 AM
Author: Effete startled station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2Reputation#45763622)



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Date: January 9th, 2023 11:41 AM
Author: embarrassed to the bone area kitty cat

crossing state lines

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4965019&mc=51&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2Reputation#45763649)



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Date: January 9th, 2023 11:51 AM
Author: embarrassed to the bone area kitty cat

George's parents dealing with COVID restrictions:

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4752891&forum_id=2#41849573

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2Reputation#45763708)



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Date: March 18th, 2023 3:03 AM
Author: grizzly indecent hell

Smelly pussy

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4910333&mc=11&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2Reputation#46067659)



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Date: May 5th, 2023 2:15 AM
Author: Flirting out-of-control corner gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2Reputation#46272406)



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Date: May 5th, 2023 7:46 AM
Author: embarrassed to the bone area kitty cat

Financing a burrito:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5320001&mc=33&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2Reputation#46272571)



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Date: May 5th, 2023 7:58 AM
Author: high-end ceo

Seinfeld episode where Kramer claims he can hear colors after the COVID vax: http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4925973&forum_id=2#43156148



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2Reputation#46272589)



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Date: June 1st, 2023 10:34 AM
Author: stimulating school

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341734&forum_id=2#46325486

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2Reputation#46378768)



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Date: August 22nd, 2024 11:47 PM
Author: 180 rehab gay wizard

Antisemite Duke Students Walk Out Of Seinfeld’s Commencement Speech

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527812&mc=75&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2Reputation#47997060)



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Date: August 22nd, 2024 11:48 PM
Author: 180 rehab gay wizard

Seinfeld episode where George has a chance to date Sigourney Weaver, but...

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4934319&mc=38&forum_id=2#43211214

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2Reputation#47997067)



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Date: August 22nd, 2024 11:49 PM
Author: 180 rehab gay wizard

Dating a dumb German girl

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5579033&mc=34&forum_id=2#47984000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2Reputation#47997070)



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Date: August 22nd, 2024 11:52 PM
Author: rebellious slate organic girlfriend

Gabby Petito disappearance:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4926480&mc=44&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2Reputation#47997080)



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Date: August 23rd, 2024 12:09 AM
Author: 180 rehab gay wizard

Seinfeld episode where Kramer lists Jerry's car on turo

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5168286&mc=19&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2Reputation#47997105)



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Date: August 23rd, 2024 12:10 AM
Author: 180 rehab gay wizard

Seinfeld episode where they discuss people getting disinvited to Obama’s party

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4895547&mc=51&forum_id=2#42918676

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2Reputation#47997108)



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Date: August 23rd, 2024 12:14 AM
Author: 180 rehab gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2Reputation#47997115)



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Date: August 23rd, 2024 12:18 AM
Author: 180 rehab gay wizard

Seinfeld episode where Puddy disgusts Elaine by supporting TX vs Biden

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5481708&mc=47&forum_id=2#47334089

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2Reputation#47997120)



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Date: August 23rd, 2024 1:07 AM
Author: 180 rehab gay wizard

Seinfeld episode where Kramer defends SVB rescue as not a bailout

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5305630&mc=37&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2Reputation#47997262)



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Date: September 28th, 2024 12:29 AM
Author: 180 rehab gay wizard

Apple picking plot ideas

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5600347&mc=17&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2Reputation#48139494)



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Date: September 28th, 2024 2:35 AM
Author: painfully honest adventurous rigor sneaky criminal

Seinfeld episode where Kramer is caught posting on Nude Africa

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5598336&mc=34&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2Reputation#48139604)



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Date: September 28th, 2024 2:44 AM
Author: passionate hall

this seemed good but was underperformance imo for evan 39. its mechanical exercise for evan its social commentary (interracial observations) with a modern twist (nude africa website) theres a internal reference (callback joke to mulatto lady) and usurp expectations (kramer being shameless) for parable ending (to brainwash the sitcom audience opinion on acceptability of interracial)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2Reputation#48139607)



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Date: February 17th, 2025 8:04 PM
Author: Flirting out-of-control corner gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2Reputation#48669891)



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Date: March 2nd, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: 180 rehab gay wizard

Kramer gets a job at DOGE and eliminates Newman's job

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5676099

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2Reputation#48707645)



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Date: September 18th, 2025 11:53 AM
Author: 180 rehab gay wizard

Yankees Charlie Kirk memorial

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5772059&mc=32&forum_id=2#49252715

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2Reputation#49281272)



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Date: June 11th, 2026 8:33 PM
Author: '"'"''"

Bad news guys, we can’t do these anymore - ya see, “fuck her right in the pussy” tp (HILARIOUS 2014 reference moniker btw! definitely a guy with an AMAZEBALLS sense of humor! 😂) says Seinfeld is overrated! *jackoff motion*

https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5873073&mc=95&forum_id=2



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2Reputation#49932234)



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Date: June 11th, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: need tokens

actually the xo Seinfeld scripts I've seen are 10000x funnier than the show

you know what else was pretty funny was that AI Seinfeld Twitch stream, "Nothing, Forever"

and this moniker is from way back when FHRITP was a thing, sorry you hate throwbacks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2Reputation#49932244)