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I’m probably splitting up with my wife. Coming back wa...
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Games are just north of Portland. I live in Seattle.
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Date: May 10th, 2024 10:37 PM
Author: haunting wine messiness parlour

We don't normally spend time away from each other. I bought some wine and tried to watch princess bride with my two boys. They weren't having it. I might jerk off later.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2Reputation#47652328)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 10:38 PM
Author: abusive greedy locale

Ur gonna lose it all, man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2Reputation#47652330)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 10:40 PM
Author: haunting wine messiness parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2Reputation#47652335)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 10:38 PM
Author: scarlet chest-beating step-uncle's house

Living the dream

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2Reputation#47652329)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 10:38 PM
Author: Electric alcoholic faggotry house

What the hell is wrong with you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2Reputation#47652331)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 10:40 PM
Author: haunting wine messiness parlour

Wife and I are very codependent. So bored. My neighbor is having a bonfire. I thought about going over there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2Reputation#47652334)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 10:41 PM
Author: carnelian vibrant digit ratio

The girls are out of the house so its time to bust out...the princess bride?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2Reputation#47652338)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 10:43 PM
Author: haunting wine messiness parlour

Yeah it's my favorite movie. My oldest son will not watch inappropriate movies. I tried Terminator 2 last time and he bailed. Fag.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2Reputation#47652343)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 12:34 AM
Author: Chestnut Stage Telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2Reputation#47652687)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 10:49 PM
Author: haunting wine messiness parlour

I feel guilty even jerking off. And it's of pics of her! I can wait until 10:00ish and she'll do a sex chat with me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2Reputation#47652355)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 11:27 PM
Author: stirring locus

Let's fire up tinychat so she can show all of us

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2Reputation#47652566)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 11:29 PM
Author: haunting wine messiness parlour

I honestly wouldn't care. I'm proud of her. She would smack the fuck out of me for this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2Reputation#47652571)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 11:34 PM
Author: stirring locus

Screen record your phone sesh and poast it for the bros

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2Reputation#47652581)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 11:56 PM
Author: Exhilarant Whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2Reputation#47652623)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 11:26 PM
Author: haunting wine messiness parlour

I really miss her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2Reputation#47652562)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 11:27 PM
Author: Exciting learning disabled half-breed

(goy dbg)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2Reputation#47652568)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 11:35 PM
Author: Very Tactful Son Of Senegal

bitch boi existence.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2Reputation#47652584)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 11:37 PM
Author: Exciting learning disabled half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2Reputation#47652589)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 1:46 AM
Author: Trip hell

rare cr bitchboi

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2Reputation#47652725)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 9:07 AM
Author: haunting wine messiness parlour

You're a fat pig

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2Reputation#47653088)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 2:54 AM
Author: Purple Therapy Circlehead

This is extremely wrong and stupid, and I say this as a fan and supporter. The archetypal bitchboi experience is inceldom and constantly aching for the touch of a human female that will never be felt by bitchboi skin. The only married option is dead bedroom marriage with a wife that’s fucking the neighbor, the gardener and her trainer. There is no “I compulsively fuck my wife” version of bitchboidom, let alone a wife with an ass like the OP’s wife’s ass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2Reputation#47655052)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 11:36 PM
Author: Insecure aphrodisiac newt

I’m probably splitting up with my wife. Coming back was a huge mistake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2Reputation#47652587)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 11:40 PM
Author: Mischievous travel guidebook

You might be the only person I've ever met in any capacity who is in a lifelong relationship of genuine love in the way that they teach you what "love" is like when you're a little kid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2Reputation#47652593)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 11:43 PM
Author: Zombie-like Dead Indian Lodge Sandwich

Codependence is not love. He's just a soy with no dimensions to his character outside of being whipped by his wife.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2Reputation#47652595)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 11:46 PM
Author: Exciting learning disabled half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2Reputation#47652604)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 11:48 PM
Author: Mischievous travel guidebook

By this "logic" all love can be claimed to be "codependence"

I've met codependent couples who aren't actually in love with each other and they are way different from how gibberish describes his relationship with his wife

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2Reputation#47652609)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 11:55 PM
Author: haunting wine messiness parlour

I love my wife. I miss her when we're not together. I don't know how else to classify it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2Reputation#47652619)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 11:59 PM
Author: Exhilarant Whorehouse

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2Reputation#47652629)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 12:06 AM
Author: Talking Gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2Reputation#47652640)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 11:54 PM
Author: haunting wine messiness parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2Reputation#47652614)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 12:00 AM
Author: Mischievous travel guidebook

Your wife was your parole officer? 180 way to meet your soul mate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2Reputation#47652633)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 12:09 AM
Author: haunting wine messiness parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2Reputation#47652643)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 12:23 AM
Author: haunting wine messiness parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2Reputation#47652673)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 12:34 AM
Author: haunting wine messiness parlour

I have so many of these

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2Reputation#47652685)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 12:53 AM
Author: haunting wine messiness parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2Reputation#47652699)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 10:00 AM
Author: Mischievous travel guidebook

I'm glad you blanked all these, be careful what you write on here, you're a good dude and I don't want some psycho to out you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2Reputation#47653164)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 10:31 AM
Author: haunting wine messiness parlour

Yeah I was drunk. Whoops. People could probably figure out who I am with 5 mins of investigation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2Reputation#47653237)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 12:53 PM
Author: Electric alcoholic faggotry house

I picture you as Channing Tatum in that street fighting movie now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2Reputation#47653556)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 1:20 PM
Author: Talking Gaping

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2Reputation#47653612)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 11:55 PM
Author: Exhilarant Whorehouse

how many bottles of wine are you in now my dude?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2Reputation#47652621)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 12:01 AM
Author: haunting wine messiness parlour

2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2Reputation#47652634)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 12:20 AM
Author: Exhilarant Whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2Reputation#47652667)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 12:02 AM
Author: Exciting learning disabled half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2Reputation#47652636)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 1:48 AM
Author: Trip hell

You should have taken your boys to Dave and Busters, get drunk and flirt while they play killer queen or whatever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2Reputation#47652726)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 1:48 AM
Author: charismatic doobsian public bath macaca

It gives me a little smile and a flutter in my heart when I read about your love for your wife.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2Reputation#47652727)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 3:02 AM
Author: splenetic dog poop

how old are your boys?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2Reputation#47652790)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 3:03 AM
Author: Floppy Dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2Reputation#47652795)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 6:51 AM
Author: haunting wine messiness parlour

10 and 6. I'm getting them up in 20 minutes. We're driving 2 hours to the ballfield. We're playing the best team in the state. I suspect we'll get creamed. My oldest was sick all night throwing up. My oldest daughter kept calling me because she's worried I won't make it to the games. That's ridiculous. I'm a huge fuck up but I get up in the morning and start the day right.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2Reputation#47652941)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 6:54 AM
Author: splenetic dog poop

seems like the age where they should have liked Princess Bride..

I’m guessing you pulled an all nighter?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2Reputation#47652946)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 6:59 AM
Author: haunting wine messiness parlour

They've seen it 20+ times.

I slept. Just went for a run and left the boys home alone. I did long enough to break a sweat. I love that spring smell in the morning. Not going to drink today. It's boring if my wife isn't with me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2Reputation#47652954)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 7:00 AM
Author: splenetic dog poop

👍👍👍

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2Reputation#47652955)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 1:20 PM
Author: Talking Gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2Reputation#47653614)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 10:32 AM
Author: buff weed whacker background story

2 hours? wtf? do you live in wyoming or something?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2Reputation#47653241)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 10:33 AM
Author: haunting wine messiness parlour

Games are just north of Portland. I live in Seattle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2Reputation#47653243)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 10:35 AM
Author: buff weed whacker background story

why dont you just take them fishing or some shit and have them play regular little league instead of all this nonsense

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2Reputation#47653251)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 10:39 AM
Author: haunting wine messiness parlour

I hate watching regular little league. They are terrible. My son is a total dick and will throw his hat when kids botch a play. We're working on that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2Reputation#47653262)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 3:09 AM
Author: Underhanded lodge

3 thoughts:

I don’t have sex with my wife or ever talk to her about sex.

My wife is taking my kids to my mother’s house this weekend so I don’t have to go.

It takes me a solid week of being away before I start to miss my family.

Bonus thought—calls home are dumb and a waste of time. I don’t think I called home once from Ireland.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2Reputation#47652797)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 6:51 AM
Author: haunting wine messiness parlour

This is unfathomable to me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2Reputation#47652942)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 8:28 AM
Author: unhinged rose shrine headpube

I cannot fathom this, are you fucking pros? Celibate?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2Reputation#47653041)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 8:31 AM
Author: Underhanded lodge

I am celibate. I thought I was happy but I keep gaining weight so that doesn’t seem to be the case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2Reputation#47653048)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 9:04 AM
Author: haunting wine messiness parlour

Are you the outback steakhouse guy? Don't you have kids? You must have sex sometimes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2Reputation#47653085)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 9:05 AM
Author: fishy wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2Reputation#47653086)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 1:21 PM
Author: Talking Gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2Reputation#47653615)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 9:33 AM
Author: cyan lascivious bbw

Just go throw them some pitches

At least you still have the boys. I hate it when they all leave. I don't get how the xo incels do it. I would go completely deranged, like even moreso

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2Reputation#47653104)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 9:37 AM
Author: haunting wine messiness parlour

Game is later now. Starts at noon. My kid does not look well. He puked all night and he's not one to get sick so it must be bad.

Two things keep me on the right path, my wife and going to work. My oldest daughter is getting close to my wife. She hates me though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2Reputation#47653111)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 9:38 AM
Author: pink jet-lagged sound barrier

This thread is so pathetic it’s hard to read

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2Reputation#47653112)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 9:41 AM
Author: haunting wine messiness parlour

So don't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2Reputation#47653118)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 9:42 AM
Author: pink jet-lagged sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2Reputation#47653122)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 9:45 AM
Author: haunting wine messiness parlour

Sure. Oddly I don't give any fucks what you think. I hope you have a good day, sincerely.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2Reputation#47653126)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 9:49 AM
Author: pink jet-lagged sound barrier

Wtf you are replying to a blank post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2Reputation#47653135)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 9:51 AM
Author: haunting wine messiness parlour

I think it's odd you blanked that. It didn't offend me. And I reply to blank posts all the time btw.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2Reputation#47653137)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 10:08 AM
Author: pink jet-lagged sound barrier

Lol please put down the bottle brother you are hallucinating

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2Reputation#47653187)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 10:29 AM
Author: haunting wine messiness parlour

You're a weirdo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2Reputation#47653234)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 7:48 PM
Author: Submissive bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2Reputation#47654512)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 10:28 AM
Author: haunting wine messiness parlour

Wife called me hysterical this morning. Some dance dad was hitting on her all night. She's freaked out. Wants me to drive her home. I can't and they're hours away. Fucker is a highschool teacher. I've tried to chat with him and he never says a word to me. He was probably waiting for me to leave. So fucking pissed right now. His wife is like a little mouse. Makes sense. I wanted to call him but my wife was insistent. I'm old and don't care about offending people. I will say something to him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2Reputation#47653232)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 10:33 AM
Author: haunting wine messiness parlour

I want to beat this fucker so bad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2Reputation#47653245)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 10:42 AM
Author: spruce curious twinkling uncleanness

lol why do you care. Your wife is committed and hot enough that other dudes are interested in her. It’s normal for dudes to flirt with women.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2Reputation#47653271)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 10:45 AM
Author: haunting wine messiness parlour

I don't mind that. I know guys find her attractive. I don't like her crying on the phone at 7:00 in the morning.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2Reputation#47653279)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 12:50 PM
Author: stirring locus

She's crying out of remorse. They definitely hooked up. And his dick is bigger.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2Reputation#47653549)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 5:08 PM
Author: Submissive bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2Reputation#47654151)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 5:14 PM
Author: Translucent Organic Girlfriend Corn Cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2Reputation#47654171)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 11:30 PM
Author: pink jet-lagged sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2Reputation#47654873)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 12:44 AM
Author: haunting wine messiness parlour

No he's a fucking loser. His wife is not cute. Women don't fuck down. Don't be ridiculous.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2Reputation#47654936)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 7:00 AM
Author: Emerald associate

Dear poaster,

Congratulations! Your poast has been selected for inclusion in "Now that's what I call XO 2024 Edition."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2Reputation#47655159)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 2:03 PM
Author: cyan lascivious bbw



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2Reputation#47655883)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 1:01 PM
Author: pink jet-lagged sound barrier

This makes absolutely no sense unless she fucked him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2Reputation#47653574)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 1:15 PM
Author: buff weed whacker background story

brother I know this may shock you but women often do not make sense

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2Reputation#47653599)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 1:19 PM
Author: Talking Gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2Reputation#47653608)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 8:24 PM
Author: abusive greedy locale

She fucked him and chugged the jizz.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2Reputation#47654581)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 1:08 AM
Author: haunting wine messiness parlour

You clearly don't know me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2Reputation#47654953)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 2:03 PM
Author: cyan lascivious bbw

Hmmm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2Reputation#47655884)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 12:55 PM
Author: Electric alcoholic faggotry house

Why would that made you angry?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2Reputation#47653561)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 5:09 PM
Author: Submissive bawdyhouse

"Omg honey another guy was hitting on me" is such a classic BPD tell. Congrats on wifing a whore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2Reputation#47654155)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 8:31 PM
Author: vermilion bipolar tanning salon generalized bond

:|

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2Reputation#47654587)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 12:46 AM
Author: haunting wine messiness parlour

Yeah my wife that's only had sex with me her entire life just decided to fuck some fat fuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2Reputation#47654937)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 8:24 PM
Author: Exciting learning disabled half-breed

are u a woman?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2Reputation#47654582)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 12:46 AM
Author: haunting wine messiness parlour

Yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2Reputation#47654938)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 2:22 AM
Author: Talking Gaping

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2Reputation#47655035)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 12:12 AM
Author: Rough-skinned vivacious station turdskin

sodomize his wife on camera

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2Reputation#47654910)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 12:49 AM
Author: haunting wine messiness parlour

I think his wife does that weight loss drug. No thanks. I won't say anything mean about her because she's always very nice to me. Honestly, I suspect the guy hits her. I just get that feeling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2Reputation#47654939)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 1:28 AM
Author: Arousing Potus Sex Offender

why are you emotionally invested in what this guy in particular does? hate to pile on, but are you secretly worried he fucked your wife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2Reputation#47654969)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 1:30 AM
Author: haunting wine messiness parlour

No, not at all. My wife could do much better. She's hot. She called me crying. I don't like that. My wife hates men.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2Reputation#47654979)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 1:35 AM
Author: Arousing Potus Sex Offender

your wife is hot, so she probably gets hit on at least occasionally. she doesn't always call you crying (i presume). so why does this guy bother her so much, unless she feels bad because she had a 'tee hee i was sooooo stressed by the trip and whooooops i almost fucked him i feel so baaaaad nooooow' moment she isn't being completely forthcoming about?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2Reputation#47654989)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 1:39 AM
Author: haunting wine messiness parlour

Obviously I could be wrong but I'm not. She feels like dance is a safe girl space and she doesn't like some creep moving in on that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2Reputation#47654998)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 2:21 AM
Author: Talking Gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2Reputation#47655033)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 2:14 PM
Author: Salmon Menage Windowlicker

Not trying to insult but a poast like this is why they call you "gibberish."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2Reputation#47655909)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 8:37 PM
Author: haunting wine messiness parlour

I kind of picked the moniker for reasons I thought were obviously. I'm a retard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2Reputation#47656708)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 1:07 AM
Author: haunting wine messiness parlour

I still really miss her. Call me a fag if you want.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2Reputation#47654952)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 2:22 AM
Author: Talking Gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2Reputation#47655034)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 3:58 AM
Author: Arousing Potus Sex Offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2Reputation#47655089)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 1:16 PM
Author: Exciting learning disabled half-breed

fag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2Reputation#47655731)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 1:40 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle honey-headed stag film french chef

Ur a fag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2Reputation#47655811)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 8:37 PM
Author: haunting wine messiness parlour

fag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2Reputation#47656712)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 8:41 PM
Author: Exciting learning disabled half-breed

faggot, homo, loser, bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2Reputation#47656716)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 7:15 AM
Author: Useless field ape

Came expecting a Johnsmeyer thread with dozens of blank bumps and instead I got this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2Reputation#47655163)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 12:50 PM
Author: fishy wrinkle

xo 2024 is just one long johnsmeyer thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527334&forum_id=2Reputation#47655669)